Chapter Twenty-Eight: Breaking the Head

Yang Meng explained: "These were given to me by the two largest second-hand motorcycle dealers in Zhaocun Daji, and I helped them a little. ”

After hearing this, Qi Kun was suspicious: "After a little help, I gave you these cow X things, and you helped their daughter-in-law get pregnant?"

Yang Meng slapped him on the head: "You talk a lot, let me tell you, the little brother has just left, if I hear you say this, I will really block your door." ”

Qi Kun glanced at the direction of the courtyard gate, and after making sure that there was no one, he winked at Yang Meng: "Let's go to the mountain, shall we?"

Yang Meng looked disgusted: "Running the mountain with you, you don't even know how to bend the head, and you told me to run the mountain? Honestly drive your four wheels." A few of us are just crazy people's driving skills, and you all give it for nothing. ”

Qi Kun's eyes widened: "Hey, okay, I admit that my driving skills are not as good as yours, but even if we can't grind our knees, we can always grind the tire edge, right?"

The skill of high-speed cornering of motorcycles is that the rider tilts the motorcycle in the direction of cornering, and uses centrifugal force to make the car tilt without turning at high speed, which is commonly known as 'bending'. Drivers with high driving skills can tilt the car more than 45 degrees, and the knees can make contact with the ground, which is what Qi Kun has to 'grind his knees' in his mouth, and those novices can only tilt a little because they are not fast enough and their skills are not good enough, which is the 'grinding edge' in his mouth.

Yang Meng pouted and said, "Then I can't take you with me, it's not shameful enough." Okay, don't talk nonsense here, the license plate hasn't been delivered yet, I've marinated the meat, you can help me skewer. ”

Qi Kun looked painful after hearing this: "I knew that I wouldn't have come so early, so I came over with my stomach, but I didn't expect to help with the work." No, I can't let this guy be lazy when I call the second stunned man. ”

Yang Meng nodded and said, "That's what I said, he said today that he would come to help me work when he went to the store, but he hasn't come yet." As a result, as soon as his voice fell, there was a knock on the door: "Yes, saying that Wang Ba is here, open the door, this grandson must be here." ”

"Mengmeng, who does your grandson say is the king and who is the turtle?" Qi Kun scolded as soon as he opened the door, and walked in with a scolding grin, but as soon as he entered the courtyard and saw the four motorcycles inside, his expression became exactly the same as Qi Kun's expression when he first saw the four cars: "Damn, brother, you sell motorcycles now? Where are these ruthless guys?"

Yang Meng had no choice but to say the same rhetoric as Qi Kun just now to Hu Erzhu.

"You said this was given to you by Qian Mazi and Zheng Dacang?" Hu Er asked curiously after hearing this.

Yang Meng was stunned: "Do you know them?"

Hu Er nodded and said: "Didn't you say that Zhaocun Daji is the biggest motorcycle dealer? That's not them! These people who pour second-hand cars are really rich, a few months ago, Zheng Cannon went to our store to buy a BMW X5 and give it away. We don't understand the world of the rich. ”

Yang Meng scratched his head, BMW X5 is not Zhao Hai's car, is it sorry, the car has been sold, and the car money is still lying in my bank card.

Damn! No wonder Zhao Hai directly took the car out to make a bet, and the feeling that the car was given to him by Zheng Dacang? Is this Zheng Dacang a glutinous rice chicken or a fortune boy?

Hmm? In this case, Zhao Hai is not playing with the white wolf with empty gloves? It actually hit my head? The next time I see him, he will have to smoke!

However, unlike Qi Kun who was clamoring to go to the mountain to burn tires, Hu Er didn't have this idea, he had a car accident on a motorcycle when he was in the village, and now he has a psychological shadow.

"This car is too much space here, the house over there is empty, help me push the car in!" Yang Meng and the two pushed the motorcycle to the empty room on the side, and then vacated the yard. Now it's time to start baking.

Yang Meng brought the marinated chicken wings to Hu Erzhuo: "Don't be a curious baby, hurry up and string chicken wings!"

Hu Er was stunned and washed his hands and sat in front of the chicken wings and complained: "Don't mention it, today there is a group of micro-businesses in the store, lining up to take pictures with the cars in our car dealership, pulling banners and holding flowers, and the content on the banners is all 'Congratulations to XX always happy to mention XX cars', as if it was a real thing." What a waste of Lao Tzu's time. Why don't you think our boss even lets go of this little money?

Yang Meng smiled: "It's because he doesn't even let go of such a small amount of money, so he is the boss and you are a part-time worker." ”

Hu Er nodded and said: "That's really true, then again, I opened my eyes today, you don't know, those who went to do micro-business today, let's not talk about those women's makeup skills, let's just talk about their P-map technology, that's P's doesn't even know their own mother! A 200-pound and 50-year-old aunt P has to look like a high school student." I can see it, if you want to see beautiful women these days, you have to go to the circle of friends to see it, there are so many people in my social software, and few of them can be recognized just by looking at the circle of friends. ”

After hearing this, Qi Kun nodded desperately: "That's right, the most terrible thing is that those women's P photos have been in the photos for a long time, and they think they look the same as in the photos! If you say that she P pictures, she is really anxious with you! I pulled a girl like this, and almost called me to complain." ”

Hu Er was stunned and asked curiously, "Why?"

Qi Kun said: "Don't mention it, I'm also a cheap, didn't she use her mobile phone to pay the bill after she arrived at the place? I saw a girl on her mobile phone screensaver, so I asked her curiously which big star was that? Why haven't I seen it? As a result, the girl told me that it was her, and I didn't think it was a person." As a result, she got angry and insisted on complaining about me. The conscience of heaven and earth, she really doesn't look like the photo. As long as you're not blind, you can't treat it as a person, okay!"

Yang Meng lit the charcoal in the oven and then took the chicken wings they had put on and said, "I said you people are vulgar. When you come in, you just talk about women, you talk about women?"

Qi Kun blinked: "Then you want to talk about men?"

"Well, let's talk about women!" Yang Meng put the chicken wings on the oven: "I told you two, you two came early today and want to be guinea pigs." ”

"What guinea pig?" Hu Erji asked.

Yang Meng smiled: "I marinated these chicken wings with a new marinade, you guys come and try whether they are delicious or not." ”

Hu Er was stunned and pointed at Qi Kun and smiled: "What's there to worry about? There is a lobster here, you can bake it and he can eat it cleanly, otherwise how do you think these more than 200 catties of meat came from?"

Qi Kun was just about to quarrel with Hu Erstun, when suddenly he and Hu Erstun twisted their heads towards Yang Meng together, startling the latter: "What do you two think I'm doing?"

Qi Kun pointed to the oven and said, "What spices did you add to these chicken wings?

"Huh?" Yang Meng was confused: "You smell the fragrance as soon as I put it on the oven?"

Speaking of which, Yang Meng really has a bit of a taste of being in the blessing and not knowing the blessing.

After all, he is now an immortal, and he feels very normal after drinking this Yidi's rice wine. But for mortals, it's a different feeling! The aroma of chicken wings marinated in this rice wine is unbearable for mortals. Now Qi Kun and Hu Erstunned The saliva in their mouths has been flowing down the corners of their mouths.

"You two are a little promising, okay? Wipe the skewers! Haven't you skewered? Lobster, you stay back! The special saliva is almost flowing onto the chicken wings!" Yang Meng looked disgusted when she saw the two of them.

Qi Kun wiped his saliva: "I'll go, what are you putting in here? What does this smell like?"

"Oh, it's a new marinade that I developed, it smells okay, but I don't know how to eat it. Yang Meng said lightly.

"Come on, come on, I'll try one for you first!" Qi Kun reached out to get the chicken wings from the oven.

Yang Meng slapped Qi Kun's hand: "Are you so crazy?

Qi Kun blinked: "I'll eat raw steak as a foreigner." ”

"It's a bit of a good idea, okay, wait a little longer!" Yang Meng pushed Qi Kun away: "Look at how patient people are。。。。。。 , dumbfounded, you!"

Hu Er's current image is not much better than Qi Kun's, and the saliva is also dripping.

The two endured for a long time and finally waited for Yang Meng to roast the chicken wings, and couldn't wait to grab two skewers, and they were not afraid of burning their mouths and put the chicken wings directly in their mouths.

"Shhh。。。。。。h Both of them looked happy with their eyes closed.

Yang Meng looked at the two of them and was a little curious, picked up a chicken wing and tasted it: "The taste is very ordinary." Are you going to take acting lessons? Acting is a bit pompous. ”

After listening to Yang Meng's words, Qi Kun reacted very violently: "Damn! I have never eaten such delicious chicken wings in my life! I feel that the chicken wings I ate before were all eaten in vain!"

Hu Erstunned also said to Yang Meng: "Don't pretend to be good, okay? You say that such delicious chicken wings taste average? Are your taste buds broken?"

Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "I really think it's average." ”

"Then don't eat it!" Qi Kun directly grabbed the rest of the roasted chicken wings in his hand: "I'll eat them all!"

"And mine!" Hu Erxuan and Qi Kun rushed together.

Yang Meng scratched her head, is it so exaggerated?

At this time, there was another knock on the door in the small courtyard, and Yang Meng pointed to the two: "The madman is here, let him see that you two are so useless that he will definitely laugh at you." ”

", let's eat quickly, don't let the 'madman' rob us!"

"That's right, that's right, eat fast, eat fast, and give me another skewer!"

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。 Don't just eat it, bake it yourself!"

"Yes, yes, put the barbecue on it too!"

Yang Meng didn't pay attention to these two fools, and went directly to open the courtyard door, but it was not a madman.

"Sister Ma, why are you here?" asked Yang Meng curiously.

The person who came was none other than Ma Fengying's 'Sister Ma', who worked at the mouth of the alley at night.

"Xiao Yang, I have something I want to discuss with you. Ma Fengying hesitated.