Chapter 34: About the First Kiss
At night.
Xia Yao had dried the sheets, originally she wanted to dry the quilt too, but if it didn't dry for an hour, it would take two hours.
Just as she was about to stuff the quilt into the washing machine, Ouyang Xun came over and took it away, and warned her quite seriously: "Cotton can't be dried, it's flammable." ”
She was skeptical, but she didn't have the courage to prove it in practice.
What can I do tonight? Bite the bullet, she has her aunt's body to protect her body anyway.
It's a joke. Ouyang Xun's character, she can trust. A few days of getting along also convinced her that as long as it made her frown, it was Ouyang Xun's taboo.
However, she still did not choose a nightdress, and took a set of trousers and long sleeves. The top is still the kind of pullover, not buttons, and there is no risk.
Since Ouyang Xun respects her so much, then she must also show some sincerity, dress conservatively, and not flirt with others.
While she was taking a bath, Ouyang Xun opened the trumpet: Yao Baobao's brain-dead powder. Pay attention to people, one, soar up to the ooh sturgeon.
The avatar is Xia Yao's silhouette. In the background is a colorful candy wall, a girl with a high ponytail, a white shirt, light blue jeans, half squatting, the tips of her eyes and the corners of her mouth raised in a beautiful arc, full of smiles, and the tip of her nose slightly upturned, very playful.
The photo is in the Minion-themed gift shop in Universal Studios, Tian Tian took the initiative to call her sister, Xia Yao squatted down to talk to her, and Ouyang Xun was so ghostly that he fixed this picture in his mobile phone.
At that time, I only thought that the picture was very beautiful, the girl smiled brightly, and the crystal was so clear that his eyes lit up.
He blurred Xia Yao's side face and cut off Tian Tian......
The first Weibo: On the second day together, Yao Baobao was semi-public.
He was thinking about whether to add a picture, and Gu You's video call invitation popped up on the screen.
Ouyang Xun connected, with an unhappy face.
"Ouyang Xun, what is your attitude! I haven't seen you for more than a month, I took the initiative to contact you, so give me this expression?"
"Something?" Ouyang Xun said with a cold face.
With Ouyang Xun's stinky temper, not hanging up directly is already his privilege as a brother. Care and contentment. He's so undignified.
"Ouch hey. I'm in a hurry, so impatient. I don't know, I think you're fighting/flying/planeing. ”
Ouyang Xun: ......
He should have come up and hung up directly. Can't type, can't speak, what's there to see with this face.
Xia Yao didn't know what was going on outside. After she finished taking a bath, she wrapped the bath towel around her head, opened the door and said, "Ouyang Xun, I've washed it, you can go." ”
On the other side, Gu He almost smashed his phone in the face.
Ouyang Xun's house, the woman's voice or the bedroom??? according to historical records, without consent, Ouyang Xun's bedroom was not allowed to enter except himself. And most of the time it doesn't get his consent.
The first time in the world.
Gu You: "it!what's going on?!" He wanted to put his head into the screen and peek through it.
And this sentence, in the big night, makes people think about it! It's hard to be crooked!
"Hang up, I'm going to take a shower. ”
Gu He: It's a dog, and the obedient Ouyang Xun will see you for a long time. It's as rare and terrifying as a python selling cuteness, as if it has been lowered.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, there is something important to ask for. Gu He shouted heartbreakingly, and Xia Yao also heard it.
Ouyang Xun didn't hang up, didn't speak, put the phone upside down on the bed, and said to Xia Yao, "Come here, I'll blow your hair." ”
The screen is pitch black: ......
Help, what did he hear? Ouyang Xun wants to blow his girlfriend's hair? I guess it's that Miss Xia! The progress of the speed of light! Ouyang Xun who has changed his face! This version of Ouyang Xun is simply a fake!
"Sister-in-law!Sister-in-law Ouyang!I'm Gu You!"
A rich baritone with a clear articulation.
Although she felt a little awkward about the title "Ouyang's sister-in-law", Xia Yao couldn't help but laugh. Gu Yu is funny, it turns out that his funny image is not pretended, it is genuine, such as fake.
"Get down to business. Ouyang Xun reminded in a cold voice.
If it weren't for his two "sister-in-law" sounds, Ouyang Xun would have disdained to speak.
"The business is, can I see my sister-in-law?"
Xia Yao: "......"
Ouyang Xun took out a hair dryer and asked her, "Okay?"
Xia Yao nodded.
"Put this on. He picked up his black coat from the couch.
"I'm not cold. Xia Yao refused.
"Pajamas are the only ones I can see. ”
Xia Yao was not convinced: "You are still shirtless in front of the public!"
She pointed to the MV of "Curse", in which there is a paragraph, Ouyang Xun has the shape of an eagle, the huge black wings are post-production, and the weird tattoos on his arms and chest are pasted.
Powerful muscle lines, six-pack abs, mermaid lines, cold facial features, and ghostly eyes, a glance can make countless women blood/veins/squirt/zhang. Any frame can be used as a poster with a single screenshot.
"Well, there won't be any more. I'll just show you later. ”
Xia Yao: "......"
It's not that she's at fault, why should she blush.
Gu You wiped his face. Ouyang Xun is really in love, if he doesn't make a sound, it's just a blockbuster.
Then there is the sound of a hair dryer ringing.
Gu He: ......
In order to see his sister-in-law, he endured it.
Ouyang Xun actually has a girlfriend. It's still the family he took the initiative to chase. In order to see the true face, let him wait for three days and three nights willingly! He was willing to bathe and change his clothes and fast for three days to show his sincerity.
After about ten minutes, the sound of the hair dryer stopped, and Gu Yu got up, straightened his hair on his phone, and sat upright.
As soon as Ouyang Xun picked up his mobile phone, he saw Gu He get up and bow ninety degrees: "Hello sister-in-law!"
Ouyang Xun: "......"
Gu You, who finished bowing, saw that there was only Ouyang Xun on the screen: "......"
"What about people?" Gu You's face was black. At this time, he felt that Ouyang Xun's face was really annoying.
"Drink the water. Ouyang Xun sat down lazily on the sofa.
"It's fine. Let me tell you, Zhang Nier found me. You get her out of here. ”
treated Zhang Nier, Ouyang Xun did not reply to WeChat and did not answer the phone.
Ye Zhiqing has always had no way to take Ouyang Xun, and since she determined that Ouyang Xun had a girl she liked, she didn't know what to say to Zhang Nier, but she said implicitly and euphemistically that in their family, Ouyang Xun is in charge of himself, and his parents do not interfere.
Zhang Nier had no choice but to pester Gu You. Gu Yu had a poisonous tongue, sneered at her, and struck her in a series of blows, but he didn't expect Zhang Nier's rank to go to a higher level than him, she didn't eat hard and soft, and she was invulnerable.
"How to solve it?" Ouyang Xun asked him.
"Don't give her hope!
"When did I give her hope?" Speaking of Zhang Nier, the temperature of Ouyang Xun's words plummeted.
"Yes. This aunt's skin is thicker than the city wall. I can't say it! I'm going to change my phone number in two days. Be careful, she might have to kill you.
"I've seen shameless, I've never seen someone so stalked! Do you know what she told me? Oh, and her plastic sisters, who saw the pitiful resources in her hands, opened their eyes and talked nonsense, and their brains flew into outer space. ”
Gu He turned on the chatter mode, and began to complain.
He was also panicked, this groove was not vomiting or unhappy, it was related to Ouyang Xun's reputation, and he couldn't spit casually with his colleagues.
She said that the first kiss was given to you, and you must be responsible for it to the end. When she was a child, she made a wish that she would only kiss and marry one person in her life. What age is it, is the Qing Dynasty still dead?"
"Take care of it. Ouyang Xun reminded in a low voice.
Xia Yao opened the door and entered the house.
The person on the other side is hilarious, how can he hear it.
Oh, she also said that at the eighteen-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, please calculate the master, and the object of the first kiss is the object of marriage. Now relying on the number of fans who are still passable, they are hyping it up on Weibo!
"Well, her brain-dead plastic sisters are also coaxing. What little princess deserves the best love in the world. I look forward to him confessing his heart to you as soon as possible. Sit back and wait for the wine or something. Fans guessed in the comment area that it was called a skyscraper. ”
Zhang Nier has a lot of plastic sisters, and they are all in the entertainment industry, most of them are third-tier and fourth-tier flowers, they don't have many resources, and their popularity is average.
Another part of the people who pay attention to Zhang Nier are her mother's iron fans, Aiwu and Wu. Zhang Nier is engaged in rock music by herself, and there are few fans. It is said that it is the debut of the United States. However, there is no such person in the American music scene. There is no splash in the country. It's a bit of a smell of mud that can't hold up the wall. It's okay to make a vase.
"This group of crazy women, just directly name them, Weibo Aite you. I'm so scared of them! I don't know what version she told them! I'll kiss you when I'm a teenager! Girls are not ashamed, and they are reasonable!"
"Take care of it. Ouyang Xun's voice raised a little and motioned for him to stop.
In the next second, Xia Yao sat down on the side, smiling like a flower at Gu He in the camera.
"Hello Gu Dashen, who forcibly kissed Ouyang Xun?"
Gu and petrochemical.
There are two people on the screen, one has a knife hidden in his smile, and the other has a thousand knives in his eyes.
Answer, Ouyang Xun won't let him have a good time, if he doesn't answer, Ouyang's sister-in-law looks like a ruthless character. He rode a tiger hard.
Even at the moment of life and death, he couldn't help but notice that Ouyang's sister-in-law is really good-looking! Not a bewitching slut in the entertainment industry (and the bewitching slut also relies on makeup and medical knives), not to mention the exquisite facial features and perfect face, the key is that powerful aura!
Netizen Gu's vocabulary has always been at the forefront of the trend.
"Sister-in-law, are you from a famous family?Why is your temperament so superior?" he really didn't deliberately change the topic, but he was just so uncontrollable, and his thoughts flowed out through his mouth.
"Ordinary people. Xia Yao replied politely, "I answered your question, now it's your turn!" still with a polite smile.
Gu You's neck was cold and he couldn't laugh.
He didn't look away from people when he looked at them: he was really a ruthless character. The first time he made a move, he was completely defeated.
"Gu He, do you remember that we were in the first year of junior high school. Ouyang Xun reminded him.
Fortunately, my head is as bright as I am, and I understand it in seconds.
"Whoa, you robbed me of my first kiss!"
Xia Yao: "???" who robbed whose first kiss?
"You"? She is still Ouyang Xun? She didn't know Gu He in junior high school. Ouyang Xun snatched Gu and his first kiss? Are you sure this "you" is not wrong?
Xia Yao was surprised. Is this the so-called chaotic entertainment industry?
Gu He: Ouyang Xun is really black-bellied. successfully diverted Xia Yao's attention. Master, master.
"Sister-in-law, that's the case, don't get me wrong. Gu You's eyes lit up with excitement and began to recall.
"In the first year of junior high school, I was in the same class as him. We have been in one class since kindergarten. Ouyang Xun is well-raised, his face is already angular, and he is 175 tall, as soon as he enters, the girls in the first and second and third years of junior high school are simply hungry! Day by day, the girls who come to see Ouyang Xun at the door of the classroom are constantly coming.
"In the second week of school, there was a queue for gifts and love letters. ”
"No exaggeration. Ouyang Xun warned.
"I'm the truth!" his quibbly tone lowered by two decibels under Ouyang Xun's glare.
"Ahem, I'm talking about the point. Soon after the start of school, it was the sports meeting, and all the classes sat in rows, you know, so Ouyang Xun sat there, and everyone could see him by stretching their necks, and many of them brought binoculars!
"This 1,500 meters run, champion! At that time, the scene, tsk, the women's army cheered Ouyang Xun in unison, what class competition, I'm sorry, it exists in name only. called, Ouyang Xun and someone else's game. ”
He received another warning look from Ouyang Xun. He really wanted to send a private message to his sister-in-law to complain.
The warning was still useful, and Gu He immediately began to wrap up: "At the finish line, almost half of the school's girls came to bring him water. This thing pulled me out of the crowd and kissed me directly! When it was over, he turned around and said to everyone: This is my boyfriend. The girls around me all have the expressions of eating!
"We became famous that day! Later, both parents were called by the head teacher for an interview! Ouyang Xun, you don't want to fall in love, but I want to! How many peach blossoms have you ruined me! I'm still single, and you're the culprit!"
"Hahahahahaha Ouyang Xun, you are amazing!" Xia Yao laughed heartily, and did not forget to pat him on the head. Suddenly I felt that my male god was a little cute.
Gu You: What did I see? Ouyang Xun or the one who was touched?
In the first year of high school, he took advantage of Ouyang Xun's stomach to rest and cut his hair, but he didn't expect this guy to fall asleep, and his left half of the fart/stock was different from then on.
"So this is the first kiss between the two of you?" Xia Yao looked at Gu You, and then at Ouyang Xun, and the two of them nodded at the same time.
"What about you, who kissed you?" Xia Yao still looked at Ouyang Xun.
Gu You: "......"
Brother, I can only help you get here.
didn't wait for Ouyang Xun to speak, Gu Yu didn't say goodbye, and ended the video chat directly.
Ouyang Xun: "......"
Gu He was obviously an eyewitness at the scene, and he still needed him to testify.
So, brotherhood is also plastic.