Chapter 299: A False Wedding

Three days later, deep in the Far North Wasteland, the Lu Xue tribe.

The whole Luxue tribe is filled with the smell of celebration, every household is lit up, red ribbons are hung everywhere, red snowflakes are floating in the sky, a red carpet is laid on the ground, all the families have walked out of the house early, in this cold snow, people do not feel the slightest cold, only endless warmth, the cold has long been unable to resist the taste of celebration, I don't know where I ran there.

Kuoyou Hall is located in the center of the Luxue tribe, and the red and white ceremonies in the tribe will be held here again.

At this time, the Kuoyou Hall was also full of joy, the huge hall was full of 520 tables, covered with red tablecloths, red wine, and even the tableware, all of which were red, and if you looked down from the sky, these tables were completely arranged into a "heart" shape.

Each table can seat twenty people, still to say, the whole hall is full of 1,400 people, but even so, there are not enough seats, there are still many people standing, looking around, all heads, everyone has a smile of anticipation on their faces, whether these smiles are real or fake, but I have to admit that it is so many smiling faces that make this hall so cheerful.

In addition to the people of the Lu Xue tribe, there are also people from other tribes, as well as some high-level spirit beasts that have turned into human forms and some low-level spirit beasts who are forced to do miscellaneous work, they originally lived in their respective territories, or hunted, or roamed, but now, they all gathered in the hall, enjoying the food, chatting about the world, and waiting for the arrival of big things.

Such a grand and lively scene, except for the Sacred Fire Festival of the Lu Xue Tribe, there is no more grand and grand scene than this, however, the Holy Fire Festival has long passed, and this grand event is not held for the Holy Fire Festival, as if it is deliberate, in order to announce something to all the creatures in the core of the Extreme North Wasteland.

As for what exactly is to be announced, just look at who is sitting on the middle stage.

The people sitting on the middle platform are no one else, the leader of the entire Lu Xue tribe, Lu Tiankang, and the leader of the Manhua tribe, Man Xingxiu, next to them are sitting their own family members, and behind them are several tribal elders, they are the core figures of the two tribes, however, the only thing they didn't see was Lu Tiankang's son Lu Xuefeng and Man Xingxiu's daughter Man Siyu.

The answer is obvious, such a grand scene is all prepared for the wedding of the two. At this time, Siyu and Lu Xuefeng were already waiting backstage in full costumes, the white wedding dress dressed Siyu as a holy angel in the snow, and the straight suit made Lu Xuefeng's whole person look more handsome.

Siyu was holding the wedding dress in both hands, his chest was constantly rising and falling, and he was constantly taking deep breaths, and although Lu Xuefeng on the side was also very nervous, as a man, he felt that at this time, it was still very necessary to comfort the women around him.

"Are you nervous?" asked Lu Xuefeng softly.

Siyu shook his head at first, and finally nodded silently.

Lu Xuefeng slightly, "Don't worry, it will be over soon, just don't think about it so much." ”

"Well, thank you, Brother Xuefeng!" Siyu nodded.

Lu Xuefeng nodded and held Siyu's slender jade hand, although the two of them wore white gloves and the other wore thin white veil, but they still couldn't stop the shame in their hearts and slid down the fingertips of the two of them, scurrying in their hearts.

Lu Xuefeng looked ahead, not daring to look at Siyu again, and Siyu also lowered his head silently.

"Okay, get ready, we're about to play!" Lu Xuefeng said in a deep voice.

Siyu raised his head silently, the shame on his face was swept away, he looked at the front and nodded heavily.

A wedding is about to be staged, and a good show is about to be staged.

At this time, on the middle stage, looking at the noisy crowd below, Lu Tiankang was a little nervous, holding a thick piece of paper in his hand, and kept whispering to Man Xingxiu next to him, but the voice was too small, and the guests in the audience did not hear it clearly, but the elders behind the two heard it clearly.

"Brother Man, help me see if there is any error in this sentence. ”

"Eh, Brother Man, what tone do you think I should use to say this?"

"Brother Man, Brother Man, wouldn't it be better for me to say this sentence differently. ”

"Brother Man......"

"Brother Man......"

Man Xingxiu listened to Lu Tiankang constantly grinding his lips beside him, and he had already rolled his eyes to the sky in his heart: Big brother, we have all rehearsed no less than eight times before! Why are you still so flustered? What if you show your stuffing for a while? You are also a big boss, why don't you have any concentration? I am not nervous, what are you so nervous?

Although he thought so in his heart, Man Xingxiu still smiled and encouraged: "Brother Lu, relax, I believe you will be able to perform this play well!"

Seeing that Man Xingxiu couldn't give any substantial help, Lu Tiankang glanced at Man Xingxiu, looked at the manuscript by himself, memorized the lines, and figured out the sentences.

Man Xingxiu looked at the time and whispered to Lu Tiankang: "Brother Lu, it's not too early, it's time to perform on stage." ”

Lu Tiankang reluctantly put down the manuscript, stood up, and coughed.

The guests below were silent and looked at Lu Tiankang: It's about to start.

Lu Tiankang showed a cheerful smile and blended in with the surrounding atmosphere, "Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day of great joy for our Lu Xue tribe and the Manhua tribe, that's right! My second son, Lu Xuefeng, will marry the eldest princess of the Manhua tribe!"

"Papapa......" The neat and consistent applause seemed to be like a rehearsal, as long as Lu Tiankang heard it, the applause immediately rang out.

It seems that many of the people present have participated in this kind of event.

When the applause stopped, Lu Tiankang continued: "I am very grateful that you can come to this wedding, okay, not much to say, now, let's invite the bride and groom to enter and accept everyone's blessings!"

When Man Xingxiu heard this, he was dumbfounded: What the hell! What about the opening remarks? Dozens of pages of opening remarks, dozens of pages of foreshadowing, all of which were brought over by you without saying a word? Without foreshadowing, how are you going to act later? Are you here to be funny?

At this time, Lu Tiankang's heart was also broken: I'm sorry, brother! This opening sentence is too long! I really can't memorize it!

The guests in the audience were also a little dumbfounded, they had never heard such a short opening remarks, normal opening remarks, it would take a few minutes to say less, not to say anything else, at least thank God first, thank you, talk about the deeds of the two newcomers, and add oil and vinegar twice.

It was only when the guests in the audience were drowsy that they began to get to the point.

But now, the sleepiness hasn't come yet, so it's going straight to the point?

"Smack, smack, smack. ”

I don't know when, I don't know who applauded, and the people around him also applauded, but this time the applause was not as neat as last time, sparsely pulled, like the music of a third-rate band.

Lu Xuefeng in the background also rubbed his forehead helplessly: "This father, it's really unreliable! I said that I wanted him to memorize the lines, memorize the lines! I refused to live or die, and I remembered what I said a long time ago, but now it's good, the opening remarks are not good, it's really unreliable." ”

Siyu was also speechless for a while, but he still didn't want to let the efforts of the past few days be in vain, and asked Lu Xuefeng: "Then what should we do now?"

Lu Xuefeng sighed: "Alas, right now, I can only go out." ”

In this way, the two adjusted their facial expressions, clasped each other's hands, stepped on the red carpet, and walked out of the backstage.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

This time, the applause finally became neat, and everyone was using applause to bless the two newcomers.

However, seeing the two of them dressed up on the stage, everyone couldn't help but have a trace of doubt in their hearts: Why do these two people's clothes don't match at all?

Yes, although Siyu's wedding dress is beautiful, it looks a little out of place with Lu Xuefeng's gorgeous suit. Although Lu Xuefeng's suit is straight, it is a little incompatible with Siyu's soft wedding dress.

The two seem to be wearing their best clothes on stage, without discussion at all, just to show their beauty, completely ignoring the feelings of the other half, such a feeling is like two young people comparing, not a newcomer who is about to be together.

Seeing such a dress, the guests present were also surprised, and they all shifted the responsibility to the tailor and continued to applaud.

The two greeted the applause, came to Lu Tiankang and Man Xingxiu, turned their backs to the guests, and squeezed their eyebrows at Lu Tiankang crazily.

Lu Tiankang's brain was running rapidly, he recalled the lines, thought for a while, and said directly to Lu Tianyi, who was sitting not far away: "Okay, don't say much, now, please be responsible for reading the oath!"

Lu Tianyi, who played the emcee, looked at his eldest brother with a confused expression, and squeezed his eyebrows at him frantically: Big brother! You are jumping too fast, aren't you! This is my turn? There are still such lines in front of me! Moreover, I am just a spare character, and I have no chance to appear at all, why did this call me out?

Lu Tiankang also squeezed his eyebrows at Lu Tianyi: Don't be wordy! I forgot the words, you drag it first, I want to know the lines!

Seeing the two of them franticly squeezing their eyebrows there, Siyu and Lu Xuefeng also understood, but in the current situation, the two of them are also difficult to ride tigers, and they don't know what to do in front of them.

The guests in the hall also fell into confusion again, but after the confusion, they were happy: It seems that the leader of the Lu Xue tribe is still quite human, knowing that the process is cumbersome, there is no need to be so verbose, everything that can be simplified has been simplified, and it seems that this wedding can end as soon as possible.

In this way, the favorability of the guests in the hall towards Lu Tiankang instantly increased, thinking that he was so simple to break the shackles of traditional etiquette and let the wedding be accepted early, without knowing that the leader of Lu Da was simply forgetting the words.

Helpless, Lu Tianyi reluctantly stood up and became the master of ceremonies, while Lu Tiankang quickly sat down, secretly looked at the manuscript in his hand, and kept looking for lines.

Lu Tianyi looked at Lu Xuefeng, coughed twice, and said, "Lu Xuefeng, are you willing to marry this woman?" Love her, be loyal to her, whether she is poor, sick or disabled, or even dead, are you willing?"

In order to cooperate with the performance, Lu Xuefeng had no choice but to say: "I...... I meant ....... ”

Lu Tianyi was helpless, glanced at Lu Tiankang, and saw that he was still looking for lines, so he had to continue to say to Siyu: "Man Siyu, are you willing to marry this man?" Love her and be loyal to him, no matter if he is poor, sick or disabled, or even dead, are you willing?"

"I ...... I. ”

Siyu was hesitating, suddenly!

"Wait!"

Everyone subconsciously looked at Lu Tiankang, while another person who said the same two words as him at the same time secretly breathed a sigh of relief and blended into the crowd again.

"Whew, this wedding is really difficult!"