Walking into the room, Qin Mengyan split her head and covered her face and asked, "Honestly, what unsightly thing did the old man sneak into you just now?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Trust me, you won't want to know." ”

"I still don't believe you!"

"Okay, as you wish!" Xu Moqiu had to satisfy her curiosity and took out the box of Bangshijie ultra-thin 6 hardcover version of TT.

Qin Mengyan blushed instantly and said, "Shameless, obscene!"

Xu Moqiu looked helpless: "This is what you asked for, why am I shameless?"

"Hmph, put it away, don't pollute my aunt's eyeballs!

"Wow. Xu Moqiu threw a stack of them directly.

Qin Mengyan took the test paper and lay on the bed, found a red pen from the bedside table, and began to correct it seriously.

However, when I saw the content of the first question, I couldn't help it: "You can come out of the test paper for this kind of question that doesn't want Bilian, Xu Moqiu, I found that I really underestimated you! ”

Xu Moqiu pinched his chin: "This is originally a fact, don't you think so?"

"Heh, narcissist!" Qin Mengyan didn't pay attention to it anymore and continued to correct.

In the end, she almost didn't jump up and inserted the red pen into Xu Moqiu's head!

What kind of mess is this? I'm afraid it's not psychopaths who can find out these test questions, right?

Multiple choice: What do you think is the most comfortable, safest, and most comfortable way to commit suicide ( )

A Drink pesticides B hang yourself C Jump off a building D Get electrocuted

Correct answer D.

"Xu Moqiu, tell me, what is the reason for choosing D for this question?"

Xu Moqiu raised his head: "The reason? What is the reason? I said that I would choose D if I chose D, what other reasons do you need?"

You can't tell him he's experienced, can you?

"Then you're pretty good!"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Hey, it's just average!"

"Phew!" Qin Mengyan smacked hard, "Liangshan is one hundred and eight generals, how many of them have wives? Why not three?"

"How can it be only three?" Xu Moqiu raised his head and glanced at her like an idiot, "Since they have all gone up to the mountains to be bandits, isn't it normal to rob a woman as a wife? ”

"Well, then tell me, why is the answer not one hundred and five, but ninety-nine?"

Xu Moqiu retorted: "The world is full of wonders. How do you know that there aren't a few sexual trends that have problems?"

"I think it's you who has the problem, right?" Qin Mengyan was speechless for a while, so she simply ignored him and continued to bury herself in correcting the test papers.

After a while, Qin Mengyan's phone rang, and Xu Moqiu said with a dissatisfied face: "Can you be dedicated? It's working time." ”

Qin Mengyan didn't pay attention to it at all, threw the scroll, and connected it casually: "What's the matter?, dear, do you miss me?Do you want me to come over to accompany you?Or you can come to my house, my bed is very big and comfortable!"

"I miss you! You female rascal!" Lu Mingyue on the other end of the phone said angrily, "Is Xu Moqiu there with you?"

"Well, yes, I forgot to tell you before, is the toilet clogged, or is the sewer going backwards?"

"It's okay, I'll just ask. After a pause, Lu Mingyue kindly reminded, "Meng Yan, I think you have to be careful, if you don't do it, you will be counterattacked by him." ”

"Huh, he?" Qin Mengyan glanced at Xu Moqiu, who was lying on the ground and struggling to write, and kicked it directly, "Unless my aunt and grandmother have a puncture in her brain!"

"Oh, don't talk too much. That's it, hang up!"

"Hey, don't worry! Honey, isn't tomorrow a rest?

I've been shopping for a long time, and I don't have any clothes to wear. ”

The temptation of shopping for a woman is like the temptation of a woman for a man, and it is impossible to refuse.

"Well, okay, then I'll pick you up tomorrow?"

"The best, the best!"

Women are expensive, and beautiful women are even more expensive.

They will never be missing one piece of clothing in their lives, and that is the next one.

Taking advantage of the time when the two were chatting, Xu Moqiu peeked at Qin Mengyan's dazzling wardrobe, and was speechless for a while. The wardrobe is about to burst, this is called no clothes to wear? Think about yourself, and suddenly feel so pitiful. Maybe that's the difference between men and women!

The two of them corrected until late at night, and then lay down to rest, this night, Xu Moqiu still used a whole roll of toilet paper like last time-nosebleeds.

Before eight o'clock in the morning, Lu Mingyue's phone woke up the sleeping two, and after learning that she would arrive in ten minutes, the two got up very tacitly.

While picking out clothes in the cabinet, Qin Mengyan said, "Xu Moqiu, I'll give you a task." ”

"Don't go!" Xu Moqiu didn't even think about it, and refused.

"Huh, you know what I'm going to say?"

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "Aren't you just looking for a coolie with a bag to follow?"

"Yo, you've gotten smarter after a night's sleep?"

"It's always been so smart. ”

Qin Mengyan tilted her head and looked at him who was lying back on the ground: "Are you sure you won't go?"

"I promise someone to say yes, and if I don't go, I won't go......"

"Are you going?" A step of the brand-new RMB slapped on Xu Moqiu's face.

Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped, and he was still lying on the ground without moving: "I am a principled beautiful man, don't insult with money...... Ahem, you're just going to smash me to death with money......!

"Are you going?

The RMB in Qin Mengyan's hand seemed to have been picked up, and it smashed on Xu Moqiu's face again and again.

Xu Moqiu sat up instantly, and said while picking up the cash on the ground: "In fact, helping others is the vocation of a people's teacher. Escorting beautiful women is my innate responsibility to allow someone! Please don't doubt my ideological consciousness. Go and go, whoever doesn't want me to go, I'll hang myself at the door of his house. ”

This trick has really been tried and tested, especially for him. Qin Mengyan kicked him: "Hmph! Philistine villain! You go down first, my aunt and grandmother are going to change their clothes!"

"Okay, good!" Xu Moqiu felt a refreshment in his heart, and hurriedly got up and walked outside.

According to speculation, the cash just now is seven or eight thousand, and this is seven or eight thousand a day, and it will be ...... a month One eight gets eight, three seven twenty-one! There are more than 200,000 yuan a month, and he will become a millionaire in less than half a year! How can I be comfortable with this job!

Accompanying to eat, sleep and go shopping, Xu Moqiu suddenly felt that he had an additional profession - a companion man.

Just arrived below and didn't sit for a while, Lu Mingyue drove downstairs, today she was wearing a small fresh white dress, with staggered broken edges, fresh and not strong colors, plus a decent crystal sandal, looking full of ladylike.

Qin Tianzhu and her are also old acquaintances, and nodded at her: "Lu Yatou hasn't been here for a while, and the older she gets, the more beautiful she becomes." ”

Of course, there is another sentence that I swallowed in my stomach and didn't say it: It's still so bad compared to my girl.

Lu Mingyue smiled sweetly at him: "I've been busy lately, is Uncle Qin okay?"

"That's it. Qin Tianzhu waved his hand, just in time to see Xu Moqiu coming down from upstairs.

beckoned to him and said to Lu Mingyue, "Come! Let me introduce you, this is my son-in-law! Well, that is, Meng Yan's man Xu Moqiu." Xiao Xu, this is Meng Yan's little girlfriend, Lu Mingyue, Miss Lu. He's the president of a public company! Oh, yes

Don't beat her up. People have husbands. ”

Meeting in this way, Xu Moqiu and Lu Mingyue's hearts swelled up with a strange feeling at the same time, but they still pretended not to know each other, the two simply shook hands, and quickly let go.

Lu Mingyue stretched her neck and looked into the house: "Where is Meng Yan?"

"It's coming, it's coming!" said Meng Yan, Meng Yan arrived. Qin Mengyan rushed down from the upstairs in a hurry.

Everyone knows that both boys and girls have a unique expectation of lace edges, and when lace edges meet suspenders, the sexy and mature femininity is even stronger.

The white lace suspender belt, paired with very short light blue denim shorts, not only has a refreshing feeling, but also reveals a magical magic under the wearing of a cardigan on one shoulder, which makes people can't help but pay attention.

The two beauties stood side by side, forming a beautiful landscape. made Xu Moqiu feel the urge to rush forward and take the initiative to carry their bags - the premise is to give money.

"Let's go, dear. Qin Mengyan was slightly more than Lu Mingyue by one or two centimeters, holding her hand, the two of them were called intimate.

"Why are you holding me on such a hot day?"

"Oops, where is it hot?" Qin Mengyan snatched the car key from her hand and stuffed it into Xu Moqiu's hand, "You come to drive, let's sit in the back." No comment, right?"

Take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths.

What's more, Xu Moqiu was eating, taking and sleeping at Miss Qin's house, so he naturally didn't dare to refuse, so he stepped forward with a courteous face, opened the car door for the two of them, and put his hand on the top of his head, and said flatteringly: "Where can I be? That's my honor to be someone!"

Xu Moqiu sat in the driver's seat, fastened his seat belt, and adjusted the rearview mirror: "Where to go?"

Qin Mengyan and Lu Mingyue glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Women's Street." ”

This name, as soon as you hear it, you know that it is a place that specializes in women's products. Xu Moqiu took the money and had to nod: "Okay, sit tight." ”

Along the way, the two girls whispered in the back, bursting out with a burst of crisp laughter like silver bells from time to time, Xu Moqiu wanted to interject several times, but was glared back by Qin Mengyan.

I had no choice but to focus on driving, and soon I came to the famous women's street in Yuejiang. Originally, Xu Moqiu was still a little squirming at first, but when he saw that there were also many big men on the street following behind the woman's buttocks, he suddenly had no worries, and his waist was straight, like those leaders who came to inspect the work.

The two soon came to the door of an underwear store, and Qin Mengyan hooked her finger at Xu Moqiu: "Do you want to go in?"

Xu Moqiu opened it inside, and found that it was full of women, but after all, he still couldn't pull his face, and was about to shirk it, when he suddenly saw a stack of banknotes dangling in front of him.

Xu Moqiu grabbed the banknote in his hand, and said: "Cough, according to my speculation, those women inside are pretending to be perverts, in order to ensure your personal safety, even if they are regarded as perverts, I will admit it! The Buddha said, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell? Let's go, there is nothing to be afraid of." ”

As he spoke, he strode in with his head held high.

The shopping guide saw Xu Moqiu and hurriedly greeted her: "This gentleman, is there anything suspicious to help you?"

There were underwear everywhere, and Xu Moqiu's blood was boiling, and he tried his best to keep his composure: "Oh, I'll just take a look, just take a look!"

The customer is God, although it is a little embarrassing, but the shopping guide should also greet them with a smile, which is their basic work ethic.

Lu Mingyue and Qin Mengyan were choosing somewhere in the corner, and a voice came from behind them: "Mengyan, in fact, I think that black set is more suitable for you, generous, mature and sexual...... Oh, what are you doing? The gentleman doesn't move his hands! You ...... Forget it, there's no taste! I'm out. ”

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was scurrying around, Qin Mengyan sighed with emotion: "I really don't know where you went to find this superb product hidden at home." ”

Lu Mingyue glanced at the two of them meaningfully: "Hehe, now it seems that it won't be long before he should move." ”