Chapter 1045 So I'm Such a Dick?
"Huh?"
Xu San was stunned: "I said that Zhou understands, how can I be regarded as your senior brother, right? You fool me like this, I'm afraid it's not good?"
"Who fooled you?"
Zhou Dong couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't know much more excited than Xu San at the moment: "You look at it yourself! The mobile phone is for you, see it yourself!"
"There's not a single one left, right?"
"Three minutes, 120,000 tickets, mom too...... You've broken records!"
Xu San took the mobile phone in a daze, clicked on the ticketing app in a daze, and then found that his ticket had been sold out......
Looking at the Internet again, the relevant news has already been flying all over the sky.
Xu San: "????"
"What...... What's the situation?"
Zhou Dong suddenly couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "You're too much! It's all like this, what's the situation? It's hot!"
"You are more popular than everyone imagined!! this speed of selling tickets, the king of heaven will bow to the wind!"
"Oh, no, it's not that exaggerated, at least one person must have thought of this situation a long time ago, our big boss!"
"Otherwise, he won't let you do this concert......"
Speaking of which, Zhou Dong's heartbeat suddenly began to accelerate wildly!
So, did BOSS already expect that Xu San's concert would be a big hit, and even a ticket would be hard to find?
So, he said that within a month, my new album will explode the Chinese music scene...... Is it also true?!
If that's the case, hiss!!
Zhou Dong felt that his blood pressure had risen, and it had risen to an extremely terrifying level......
"Oh my god. ”
Xu San reacted at this time, pulled his hair and said, "So, do I have so many fans?"
"You just reacted?!!!"
"Outdated singers, it's hard to find a ticket!!"
......
Meanwhile.
Xu San's fans are not idle......
It was very uncomfortable to not buy a ticket, and I begged for tickets through various channels, but it turned out that I didn't even have a ticket in the hands of scalpers, and I couldn't buy tickets at a high price!
Got a ticket?
That's a place for yourself!
In addition to posting tickets in the group and pretending to be forced, they also have a lot of things to do, such as ......@之前那些喷许三的票卖不出去 and those 'professionals' who sprayed Xu San and didn't force them.
"@王国庆, Mr. Wang, you are an old-timer, what did you say before? Young people don't understand how to respect the old and love the young, and still make money with a conscience? Alas, I don't bother to go through your Weibo.
Let's say it now, our third brother is awesome, do you have any opinions?"
"@音乐才女刘语嫣, hey, hey, second-line! What a great second-tier singer, or a talented girl! Our third brother is just a broken Internet singer, and he doesn't know it yet.
But you are quite self-aware, and you know that you can't sell a few tickets, so you can only hold a concert in the small sports hall, hehehe.
The third brother is awesome, three minutes, 120,000 tickets, sold out!! does your face hurt?"
"@创作人方浩, you really lick your stinky feet, and if you sell 5,000 tickets, you lose? Alas, 5,000 tickets...... I'm afraid it will sell in a few seconds, right? So, what are you going to say now?
Does your face hurt?
Or, why don't you just order it and let's eat something live? Otherwise, it's a bit unreasonable, right, brother?"
“@......”
Unforgiving!
Why should Deli be forgiving?
When you sprayed our family Xu San before, what did you spray like? It's just doing everything!
Now, our family Xu San slapped everyone's face with his strength, so why should we spare them?
Can you spare it?
It has to be!
Gush!
Slap in the face!
Fight to the death!!
And at this moment, Fang Hao, Liu Yuyan, Wang Guoqing and others, their faces are all green, not only green, but also swollen!
Swollen and beaten!
Everyone is very unhappy, but what can I do?
The best thing to do is to pretend that you don't know what to do.
But, pretend not to know?
People are crazy @, isn't this self-deception?
So what to do?
I can only grit my teeth and delete the relevant Weibo ......
In this way, at least the 'latecomers' will not see their psychedelic operations, but the problem is that in the group of netizens who already know about this, doing it by themselves means admitting cowardice and representing ...... Shameless.
But what can be done?
If you don't have a face, you don't have a face.
It's better to have no face in front of some people than to have no face in front of everyone!
......
At this moment, the relevant group.
Wang Guoqing scolded his mother: "Fuck, what the hell is going on?"
"How can he have so many fans as an Internet singer? How can so many people buy tickets?"
"Aren't most of his fans junior high school and college students!?"
Fang Hao: "This time it's a big shame, the loss is immeasurable, it should all be Chen Zhan, if he hadn't sworn it, we wouldn't have done this kind of thing!"
Liu Yuyan: "Woo woo, I'm crying, how can this be? I'm about to be scolded to death......"
Chen Zhan: "??? what are you talking about?"
He was stunned: "My tickets have sold more than 6,000 tickets in less than an hour, come on, let's be happy together!"
Fang Hao: "@陈占, I'm glad you're paralyzed!"
Wang Guoqing: "@陈占, are you kidding us? Are you still telling a joke? Let me tell you, your joke is not funny at all. ”
Liu Yuyan: "Chen Zhan, you are too much, if you don't give us an explanation this time, we won't finish with you!"
Others chimed in.
"What the hell?!"
Chen Zhan was stunned: "I'll tell you the good news, what are you talking about?
"Turn the sky upside down?" Wang Guoqing directly said angrily: "I don't know if it turns the sky upside down, but I can press you to the ground, no, I can press you into the dung pit!"
"In one hour, nearly 6,000 tickets were sold? That's amazing! There's a lot of money spent on promotion, isn't it? But Nima's family sold out 120,000 tickets in three minutes, what are you talking about here?!"
After Chen Zhan heard the news, everyone was stupid: "What...... What?!"
"Wait, I'll see the situation first!!"
Chen Zhan did not speak again.
For almost an hour, he kept an eye on how his tickets were selling, refreshing his backstage almost every minute.
When he saw that nearly 6,000 votes had been sold in less than an hour, he was already very excited!
According to this data, it is inevitable that I will sell 30,000 tickets in the end, and I can also look forward to 50,000 tickets......
This is a brilliant result that can be achieved when more than a dozen singers hold concerts at the same time, and it doesn't kill Xu Sansan into scum?
Therefore, he was very happy and ran to the group to report the good news.
As a result, as soon as he showed his head, he was scolded as a dog, and he was even more stupid when he was watching what they said!
Almost utterly sluggish......