After seeing that everyone had all sat down, Ma Tianchang leaned on the special backrest of the tour guide at the front of the aisle and picked up the microphone a little nervously.

began to introduce himself: "Hello everyone, welcome to Xinan Province, I am your tour guide today, please remember that my face is not quite right." ”

When he said this last sentence, he deliberately accentuated his tone, and then paused.

Sure enough, he heard an expected laugh, which was made by Aunt Zhao.

There is laughter and response, and Ma Tianchang's courage has improved a lot.

He continued: "To introduce myself, I am a rich man, and you may not have heard of my name because I have always kept a low profile.

But when I say the names of my two brothers, I don't think many people don't know about them. They are Jack Ma and Ma Huateng. ”

This time there were a few more laughs.

In the text message received, everyone knows that the current tour guide is surnamed Ma, but I didn't expect this guy to be quite thick-skinned, and he was ashamed to say that he was the younger brother of the super second horse.

Ma Tianchang continued: "They all say the troika, that is Ma Yun, Ma Huateng and me, Ma Tianchang.

Yes, my name is Ma Tianchang, you can understand it as Ma Yun loves to sing every day, of course, Ma Huateng actually loves to sing. ”

Without waiting for everyone's reaction, he continued: "I said that I am a rich man, and the combined assets of my two elder brothers and I are 623 billion yuan.

Excluding Ma Huateng's, Ma Yun and I still have 315 billion. ”

Speaking of this, he paused and continued: "Of course, removing mine, Ma Yun still has 315 billion. ”

When Ma Tianchang said this, he finally made almost all the people in the car laugh.

Aunt Zhao, who was dressed like a flower, smiled especially exaggeratedly, and she suddenly felt that this humorous little tour guide was very kind and interesting.

Other tourists feel the same way. The Zhang sisters smiled relatively reservedly, but it was clear that they had a good impression of this male tour guide, who could save lives and had a good sense of humor.

Dr. and Mrs. Lin whispered in the back, and his wife said, "This boy is a nice man, he laughs at himself, and he has a good sense of humor." ”

Dr. Lin nodded approvingly: "Yes, it's good, but I'm stunned and don't understand anything."

At the airport just now, I dared to learn Lei Feng, that pregnant woman is fortunately not crazy, if it is, she will be killed by this kid, and now such people are really rare!"

The man's daughter who was surnamed Zhou desperately grabbed her father's arm and whispered innocently: "Dad, Dad, I know who Ma Yun is, this angel uncle in white turned out to be his younger brother!"

Only the man wearing the mask remained unmoved, he kept looking out the window, as if he was preoccupied.

The wife of the couple surnamed Liu sat in the front row, and she interjected with a smile: "Then you are as rich as your brother Liu!" After speaking, she pointed to her husband beside her.

Mr. Liu helplessly spread his hands and answered: "Together with Ma Tianchang and Ma Yun, there are still 315 billion." ”

These words caused everyone to laugh again.

For a time, the whole carriage was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

It only took a few minutes for Ma Tianchang to capture the hearts of a carload of people.

But he knew that the difficult journey was still to come, because he was now completely relaxed. But he didn't know what to talk about later along the way.

Under normal circumstances, beginner tour guides will be arranged by the company to take the old tour guide first before they will go to the group independently.

But Ma Tianchang, who drove the ducks to the shelves, except for a trip to Kaibao Temple with Zhu Li once, he never followed the group at all.

That time with the group, the time in the car was also very short, and Zhu Li almost directly talked about the introduction of Kaibao Temple and went to the scenic spot.

And now, it takes more than an hour to get from the airport to the hotel, what do you say?

I remember that the teacher Wang Kai of the school said that if you are nervous when you start to lead a group and your vocabulary is relatively small, it is best not to hold on, and you can directly tell tourists that you are a novice.

In this way, at least they will not complain about the tour guide not explaining because the contrast between expectations and reality is too great, but will be more tolerant of new tour guides.

Okay, then let's be honest, he cleared his throat, and just wanted to confess his rookie identity, but Master Sun behind him suddenly spoke.

"Little pony, I don't know the location of our hotel today, you can come and tell me first, okay?"

Ma Tianchang looked back suspiciously, didn't he tell Master Sun the name of the hotel on the way over? He clearly said that he knew the location of the hotel, why couldn't he say it clearly?

If he doesn't know, he doesn't know it himself. Don't......?

Thinking of this, he shrugged his shoulders apologetically and turned to Master Sun's side.

Master Sun said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "I don't know what to say in the car, do you?"

When it's over, let the kid sing another song, and then encourage everyone to see who wants to continue singing, but if it doesn't work, I'll sing a song, and a lot of time will pass.

Then you tell them about the precautions for staying at night, the time to get up or something, and then collect the ID card, and check in to the hotel.

Ask if there are any special documents or something, and the time will be about the same.

If you haven't arrived at the hotel yet, tell them that there is still time, take a rest first, and tell you about the customs of Xinan tomorrow. ”

It is worthy of being a master who has been working for 20 years, and I have heard Mr. Liu say that if this new tour guide is not brought by a tour guide, an experienced driver can also be brought out. I really got it today.

But here's the problem, I can sing a song, and I also need music accompaniment, I don't know if there is one in this car, what can I do?

Why don't you turn on the stereo now and pick up the songs?

Unable to hear the echo, Master Sun took the time to glance at Ma Tianchang, only to see him standing there stunned with an embarrassed look.

Master Sun smiled: "I just helped you find it when I was waiting for you, I really have a legend here, go and tell the guests, the speaker is a legend when it is turned on, I have already tuned it." ”

Master Sun, Master Sun, how can I thank you? Ma Tianchang really wanted to kiss this wrinkled old master on the face.

Master Sun then said in a voice that could be heard by the other people in the car: "Okay pony, I know how to go, you go and get busy with you." ”

Ma Tianchang stood in front of the tour guide's back again, thought about it, and felt that he should give this Master Sun an evaluation of reciprocation.

In fact, the tour guide himself should introduce the car master after introducing himself.

He said to the microphone: "Master Che reminded me euphemistically just now, he said that I can introduce him to everyone after I am busy."

Well, I feel that now is the time for me to be busy, so let's introduce our bus driver, the experienced Master Sun.

In the past few days, he will take his car, which is our current car, to accompany you throughout the journey.

Master Sun is enthusiastic, loves to talk, likes to help people, is the star master of our tour route, knows the itinerary well, we cheer him up with warm applause, okay?"

Applause remembered that Master Sun did not speak, he just honked the horn twice in front of him to express his gratitude to everyone for their applause.

When the applause stopped, Ma Tianchang suddenly said: "Actually, I'm not a real tour guide. ”

Master Sun was startled in front of him, is this pony nervous again? Why did he start to run with his tongue full, how could he say that he was not a tour guide again?

The tourists below also looked at him curiously, only the little girl nodded unexpectedly and said loudly: "I know, you are an angel in white." ”

The little girl's voice was pleasant, which immediately attracted a burst of laughter from the tourists in the car.

His father smiled and took her into his arms and said softly, "Don't interject, listen to your uncle." ”

Ma Tianchang wanted to make a surprise introduction, so that the tourists who were in a state of surprise would smile because of the reversal in his words.

I didn't expect that I hadn't opened my mouth yet, just like talking about the burden in cross talk, and before I threw it out, it rang first.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: "I'm not an angel in white, I'm a singer!"

"Oh!" everyone sighed together, and it seemed that the tour guide was going to sing.

Ma Tianchang did not sing immediately, but continued: "I first want to popularize what it means to be a singer.

If a person sings well, he can be called a singer; no matter how well a singer sings, he can be called a singer; no matter how well a singer sings, he can be called a singer!

I'm one of the worst singers in the family. You should be able to see that I'm humble!"

Everyone laughed again, and they all knew that he was joking,

Aunt Zhao responded in a loud voice: "Don't brag, let's listen to a song!"

Ma Tianchang looked at the warm atmosphere, and he also said crazy: "Master Sun music (music)!"

Master Sun didn't hear clearly for a while, he said with a confused face in front of him: "I didn't ask who is thirsty, what do you mean by telling me that no one is thirsty?"

Everyone laughed again!

Master Sun didn't understand what was going on, so he added: "By the way, there is a water dispenser in front, whoever is thirsty will pour water and drink it by himself!"

Mr. Liu's wife in the front row almost laughed, and his husband quickly explained to the master: "What the pony said is that you are invited to play music." It's English music, it's not that no one is thirsty!"

......

Although it was relatively bumpy in the car, and despite the average acoustics, Ma Tianchang's legend has found a feeling, and it is still heartwarming when sung.

At the end of the song, the whole car applauded for a long time.

Even the man in the mask who was always worried couldn't help but applaud.

Aunt Zhao shouted excitedly: "I have followed so many travel groups and seen so many tour guides, both men and women, you are the best singer, the absolute first!"

Without waiting for Ma Tianchang to be modest, Zhang Fang, the sister of the Zhang sisters, also echoed: "Yes, that's right, it's so good, one more, there must be another one." ”

Sister Zhang Li directly asked: "Just sing the myth of Faye Wong, or the breeze can come slowly!"