Although it is the first time to proctolate the exam, I have read the book for so many years, and I have never eaten pork and never seen a pig run?

Xu Moqiu's expression was grim, and he walked off the podium with his hands behind his back, shuttling back and forth in the aisle like a ghost, searching for all kinds of suspicious items. Even the labels and lids of the mineral water were confiscated by him one by one.

In the process of walking, from time to time there is a sudden turn of the head, once you find someone who looks unnatural, you will pay attention, eager to pick off the two eyeballs and throw them at him.

After getting the test paper, Lu Baoer wrote down the name, class, exam number, etc., and then bit the pen and began to review the questions.

Seeing the first question, Lu Baoer instantly determined that this set of test questions was definitely made by the person on the podium! Why?

Let's look at the first question:

Among the following characters in Boya Middle School, who do you think is the most handsome?

A bald principal Wang Mufang B people hate Liao a bag

C, the first handsome Xu Moqiu in Yuejiang, D small-bellied chicken intestines, Yang Goulin

Lu Baoer finally found out that her brother-in-law was not an ordinary narcissist! raised her head and glanced at him with disdain, and reluctantly left option C.

"Look at the test papers, don't look at me!" Xu Moqiu knocked on the table, "Although I am very handsome, you should not indulge in it." ”

Lu Baoer made a "shameless" mouth shape at him, and then continued to do the question.

The No. 1 examination room is basically the elite of each class, and although Xu Moqiu's spirit is highly concentrated, there is still no gain.

Soon more than half an hour passed, Lu Bao'er in the front row stretched her waist and began to sleep on the table.

That's it?

A hint of surprise flashed in Xu Moqiu's eyes, he walked up to Lu Bao'er, and tapped his fingers lightly on the table: "Classmate, are you done?"

Lu Bao'er opened one eye: "Huh...... Occasionally, you can't write it for a while?"

Xu Moqiu walked back to the podium and cleared his throat: "Next, I will temporarily announce a rule, you are not allowed to sleep during the exam, and if you sleep, you will be treated as cheating!"

"Hmph! there are so many rules!" Lu Bao'er had no choice but to sit up, prop up her head and start thinking about the content of the essay.

The title of the essay is called "Me in Twenty Years", and it is very simple and cheesy.

Xu Moqiu also wrote back then. The reason why he chose this topic is because of nine years of compulsory education, and this essay is the first time in his life that he went to the podium as a model essay to read to everyone, although the head teacher almost suffered a heart attack in anger afterwards......

The morning exam ended quickly, and Xu Moqiu bound the test paper and walked out of the examination room. On the bulletin board outside the office of the first year of high school, the names of many cheaters have been announced at this moment.

thought that his class would suffer a heavy loss, but what Xu Moqiu didn't expect was that although there were many names on the bulletin board, none of them were in their class...... Oh no, there are three who missed the exam, and it was the three.

Xu Moqiu didn't take it to heart, and secretly wondered: Is the cheating method too clever? Or are these rabbit cubs all giving up?

If you think about it carefully, I think it's more likely to belong to the second type. It seems that these guys don't cry when they don't see the coffin, I hope you can be so calm during the parent-teacher meeting.

Back in the office, there was a flurry of rummaging through the cabinets. Gao Yuanjun next to him came over: "Xiao Xu, what are you looking for?"

Xu Moqiu didn't raise his head: "Oh, I'll see if there is a transcript of the last monthly exam." ”

"Now, I've got it here, you can take it and see it, the whole first-year high school students are here. Gao Yuanjun smiled and took out a few transcripts from the folder and handed them over.

"Oh, that's the best. Xu Moqiu took a look, and the first place was really his sister-in-law Lu Bao'er.

Chinese 90, Mathematics 150, English 150, Physics ...... Mom's, except for language, everything else is full marks.

What kind of plane?

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but ask: "What's the situation with this Lu Bao'er? The others are all full marks, and the language is 90? Isn't this a slap in the face of us Chinese teachers?"

Gao Yuanjun lit a cigarette and stilted Erlang's legs: "Oh, she, don't you know Lu Bao'er, a genius prodigy in our school? It is said that no teacher has ever seen her study, but her grades are so good. As for the language...... Ahem, this little girl doesn't have the habit of writing essays, so in addition to the 60 points in the essay, 90 is also a full score. ”

"I'm curious, why isn't such a student in the top class?" Of course, Xu Moqiu still had a sentence in his mouth that didn't come out, 'This is not your style'.

"Huh......" Gao Yuanjun took a deep puff of his cigarette and looked helpless, "Do you think I don't want to get her to the top class?"

"Oh, she won't?"

"It's me who refuse!" Wang Erjia, the head teacher and Chinese teacher of the fifth class of high school, said that according to the grapevine, he seems to have some relationship with the principal Wang Mufang.

Wang Erjia pursed his lips and looked dissatisfied: "Old Gao, I said ugly things in front anyway, my first and fifth classes of high school are the pillars, if you poach her, I will definitely hang herself at the door of your house in the middle of the night! ”

"Look, look! How can you live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain? Am I that kind of person?"

"Hmph, then why are all the three top students from the new transfer school assigned to your class? You eat meat, why don't you let us have a sip of soup?"

"Xiao Wang, believe me, the feng shui of your class is not good......"

"Go!"

Xu Moqiu didn't have time to listen to their nonsense, and after searching for a long time, he finally found the name of his brother-in-law Lu Zhe.

Good fellow, there are a total of one thousand and forty-eight students in the first year of high school, and he is no more and no less, just four two hundred and five in total.

Looking at the report card again, it is even more miserable. All the red lights, not even the language was spared. Chinese 79, math 20, English 12, the rest are all below 20 points, what makes Xu Moqiu speechless the most is that this guy's physics test is only 4 points!

If you go out and step on a landmine, you can't just test this point! The name of the scumbag is really worthy of its reputation, and Lu Bao'er has surpassed his total score in any two subjects combined, and they are all the same father, why is the gap so big? It really embarrasses the Lu family man!

Looking at the report card with relish, with a "ding" sound, Xu Moqiu took out his mobile phone, and three pieces of information came at the same time.

Master Xu: "Teacher, you are so narcissistic. ”

Mu Wanjing: "Teacher, your image in my mind has collapsed. ”

Lu Baoer: "Stinky and shameless!"

In this regard, Xu Moqiu directly ignored it.

Handsome, this is a fact, why is it narcissistic? Is it so difficult to admit others?

In the afternoon exam, Xu Moqiu drew the last exam room, that is to say, he was about to face more than fifty scumbags. In the entire examination room, half of the students in their class were occupied, and it seemed to have become the base of his first and third classes of high school.

After getting the news of Xu Moqiu's invigilation, Wu Guokui hurriedly moved.

Niu Gangmen, a member of the sports committee, was taken aback as the penultimate in the whole grade: "What?

Wu Guokui said: "Then there is still a fake? Didn't you read the WeChat group? ”

"It's over! This guy is narrow-minded and will be revenged, we have teased him before, and we must hold a grudge. Will definitely take this opportunity to retaliate against us!"

Chen Aman was calm and composed: "What are you panicking about? The soldiers will block it, and the water will cover it." He Xu Moqiu didn't have two more eyes than other teachers, and he could act when he saw the opportunity for a while. ”

"Hey, if Xiao Mu hadn't defected, how good would it be for her to be seduced......"

"Don't think about it, if she doesn't report you now, she'll already burn high incense!"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Xu Moqiu took a cigarette and held the roll, walked into the examination room with a brisk step, and glanced at the audience with cold eyes: "Discipline or something, I won't emphasize it, you are conscious, pass the paper on the front row." ”

The second class is history, which is almost entirely based on rote memorization, as long as you have a book in hand, even scumbags can get good grades.

Xu Moqiu did not go back and forth in the classroom like in the previous exam, after distributing the test papers, he pretended to come and turn around below, then returned to the podium, leaned on the chair, stilted his legs, picked up the magazine on the table and flipped through it.

The cover is a normal campus weekly, and the content inside is a blood-boiling nude girl comic!

Good boy! He actually knows how to use this trick! Without thinking about it, he knows that this is the work of his students. Xu Moqiu's face did not change color and his heart did not beat, and he watched it with relish like a nobody.

Niu Gangmen secretly rejoiced: This trick really works! What a sullen guy!

In order to test Xu Moqiu's attitude, in the first thirty minutes, everyone was very well-behaved, sitting in danger one by one, thinking hard, but there were few who really put pen to paper, after all, this time you can't deal with it casually, in order not to suffer from that mixed doubles, even if you have been a scumbag all your life, you suddenly have an exam...... Copy out the heart of good grades.

In the end, Niu Gangmen couldn't help it, and quietly opened the sleeves that were obviously long, his right hand held an invisible pen, and the content written on his hand with this pen was only when he pressed the invisible pen switch, he could see the handwriting on it through the faint light, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Cough ......" A long cough came from the podium, Niu Gangmen trembled in fright, and the invisible pen in his hand fell to the ground with a 'click'.

Xu Moqiu stood up and said with a smile: "Classmate Niu Gangmen, you seem to be very nervous? Could it be that you are cheating?"

Niu Gangmen's face changed slightly: "I...... I'm doing the right thing, and the whole school knows about it, so how can I do those things?"

"Oh, yes, then I'll check it!" Xu Moqiu rolled up the cartoon in his hand, walked off the podium with his hands behind his back, and walked straight towards Niu Gangmen.

After an examination on him, I really didn't find any clues.

Just as Xu Moqiu was searching the Niu Gang door, a student from another class in the front row took the opportunity to quietly pull out the cheat sheet from the crack of the table, tiptoeing open, and didn't have time to do it.

A thunderous voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "This classmate, what are you holding in your hand?

The man was so frightened that he almost didn't sit on the ground: "I ......"

"What are you? You didn't learn well at a young age, but you still learned to write love letters? Tsk, the writing is so ugly! What a good table with so many holes, what about your public morality?" Xu Moqiu lifted him up and pointed to the podium: "Let me stand next to the podium and do it." ”

Xu Moqiu did not kick him out of the examination room, nor did he expose the fact that he was cheating in public, but he was benevolent and righteous. The man was grateful and hurriedly stepped up to the podium.

Hold up the bold, starve the faint-hearted.

Lu Zhe's heart was very entangled. Now Xu Moqiu has become the teacher and head teacher of the next class, which means that he will not come to help him in his parent-teacher meeting.

His mother never cares about his grades, let alone come to school because of this, so there are only a few sisters left who can come to the parent-teacher conference, Lu Mingyue has always been more concerned about him and Lu Baoer's grades, if she knows that she is such a scumbag, God knows how much her pocket money will drop.

My brother-in-law and I are a family, and I have helped him before, so I believe he will not do that kind of thing of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge. So he took a deep breath and slowly lowered his head.