Chapter 249: A Happy Life with Chen Sanke (Part II)
() time, spent a week in sparse light snow.
In the days of fatherlessness and motherlessness, the four young members of the Chen family were very happy.
In addition to eating at the restaurant every day, you can also play together all night. Even if they wake up late the next day, they can call each other's homeroom teachers and postpone school on the grounds of "cold".
For this reason, Chen Yike, who is the number one intimate little padded jacket, sends text messages to his parents every day, persuading them to play for a few more days, and it is best to come back after the New Year......
The only thing that dissatisfied Chen Yu was to take care of Chen Sanke on Saturdays and Sundays.
It's too painful.
Chen Sanke seems to have endless energy, and he won't get tired no matter how he plays. It is stronger than the high-polymerization graphene battery in the small pink body.
And only play exciting, enjoyable, and dangerous games.
For example, climbing curtains, turning heels, drilling crevices, racing with dogs, jumping off the closet......
The tossed Chen Yu was miserable.
"Alas......"
took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, Chen Yu scratched his head in pain.
It's Saturday, half past one in the afternoon.
In ten minutes, Chen Yike will take Chen Erke to the tutorial class.
In other words, he still has the last ten minutes of "peaceful" time.
"yes!
At this time, the little peach in front of the desk pulled out the last document in the printer and cheered loudly.
Chen Yu heard the prestige: "Is it all the professor's information?"
"It's done!" Little Peach triumphantly handed out a thick stack of documents: "Look at it, are you detailed?"
Sitting up, Chen Yu took the document and flipped through it carefully.
But after only a few pages, his face began to darken.
"I'll let you gather a little bit of detail...... But there's no need to find out the menstrual period, the number of times the couple lives, or even how many bowel movements a day, right?!"
"People think it's all important information!" said RosΓ© seriously, "In nature, many animals use their feces to track down their prey, or to hide from predators. It's always good to have a little bit of intelligence. β
β...... Okay, it's always good to have a little bit of intelligence. But I don't see the more important things about personality, social relationships, family situation, and academic achievements. β
"That's too simplistic. Little Peach Chest Straight: "You can find it by looking around on the Internet." And the information collected by my little peach is all exclusive secrets. Personal computers, surveillance cameras, app-controlled mattresses, and smart toilets in many professors' homes all hacked me. Hee-hee, awesome......"
"Smack!"
Chen Yu waved the document and slapped it on Xiao Taohong's head: "So you're digging up gossip for a week?!"
"I guess you're not very satisfied. β
"Why do you still need to guess?" Chen Yu threw the document on the table: "Re-check! I want to see if they have violated discipline, plagiarized, stolen papers, academic misconduct, perfunctory teaching, enslavement of students, and other behaviors. β
"Then don't you want these?" Xiao Taohong reluctantly stroked the file, hesitating: "There are many things that I finally found in the back, such as fetishes, eating foot skins, and partner cheating records...... There are even women's photos of several male professors......"
"Don't. Chen Yu sneered: "I'm such a boring person, just leave the women's clothes photo." β
β......β
"Knock knock!"
There was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's voice came from outside the door: "Brother, my second child and I are going to school." Hurry up and take care of the third child. β
"Got it. Chen Yu roared, and then told Xiao Taohong seriously: "Women's photos are important information, you must keep them." β
Little Pink: "......"
......
Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, and Chen Yike handed two exercise books to him: "This is the third child's math and Chinese homework, urge her to finish it." β
"There is homework in kindergarten?" Chen Yu frowned, and flipped through the workbook irritably: "Is there any reason for it?" β
"Hold on for two more days, and Mom and Dad will be back next week. Let's go first. β
"Goodbye, brother!" Chen Erke put a band-aid on the corner of his mouth and waved his hand vigorously: "Today, the teacher taught me to learn to kick sideways, tell the third child not to run, wait for death at night." β
Chen Yu: "Okay, I'll convey it." But you come back in the evening and buy more band-aids. β
"No problem. β
"Boom!"
The security door is slammed shut.
The room was silent, and the living room was very empty.
"Are the sisters gone?"
After a while, Chen Sanke led the dog's tail, staggered out of the master bedroom, and rubbed his eyes: "What time is it?" β
"Two o'clock at once. Chen Yu threw the two exercise books on the ground with a "snap" and pointed, "Do your homework." β
Chen Sanke stared down for a long time, and also pointed to the exercise book and looked at the husky: "Do your homework." β
"I'll let you do it!"
"It's also time to learn. β
"Wang!" the husky nodded in agreement, stretched out his paws and opened the exercise book.
"Why don't you really treat yourself as a dog?" Chen Yu hurriedly grabbed the book and stuffed it into Chen Sanke's hand: "You do it!"
"Grasshoppers. Chen Sanke was pitiful: "Don't force me......"
"Smack!"
With a slap on Chen Sanke's head, Chen Yu grabbed her clothes and dragged her to the sofa: "How many times have you said it? Don't use words that you don't know!
"Then I'm done writing, can you play with me?" Chen Sanke bargained.
β...... Yes. β
"Don't lie to me!"
"Brother doesn't lie. β
"Hmm!" Chen Sanke nodded excitedly, picked up the pencil on the coffee table, opened the math workbook, and answered the questions quickly.
"Boom......"
The nib rubs quickly against the sheet and makes a pleasant white noise.
"One page is done!"
Chen Sanke cheered and turned the next page.
"Another page is done!"
Turn the next page.
"It's all done!"
Chen Sanke jumped up and hugged Chen Yu's neck: "Grasshopper, the math problems are all done." β
"So fast?" Chen Yu was shocked, and looked Chen Sanke up and down: "Could it be that you are a genius?"
"What is a genius?"
"It's like you're doing questions so fast. β
"I can still be faster!" Chen Sanke crossed his hands on his hips: "It's very simple." β
"Is the topic very simple?" Chen Yu picked up the exercise book in disbelief, and his expression suddenly stiffened.
3+4=2
4+4=2
1+8=2
10+3=2
12+12=2......
"2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2!2
"The teacher has said, learn... It's normal to make mistakes in the learning process. Chen Sanke explained.
"But it's not normal to have none of them right. You do my homework for me! Don't make me angry. β
β...... Alas. β
Chen Sanke sighed, his energetic momentum immediately withered, holding the pencil, looking at the topic hesitantly, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks: "It's so difficult......"
Chen Yu ignored it and lay on the sofa and swiped his phone.
"It's so hard......"
"It's so hard, it's so hard!"
"It's too hard......"
Chen Sanke shouted while secretly looking at Chen Yu, and kept rubbing against him: "It's so difficult!"
"Can you shut up when you do your homework?"
"Won't do. Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh: "Teach me." β
"You're so clingy!" Chen Yu scratched his head painfully: "I won't raise my daughter if I kill you in the future." β
"Mom said you don't always find a match. β
β...... . β
"You're swearing. β
"Shut up!"