At half past twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the sixth middle school monthly exam, the math exam began.

Chen Yu sat in the only seat in the classroom and took the test paper handed by the math invigilator.

Perhaps at the suggestion of a previous English teacher, there were two proctoring exams for this math test.

One is a substitute mathematics teacher in the second class of the second year, and the other is the leader of the mathematics group.

"Chen Yu, write your name first and wait for the bell to ring before you can start answering the paper. The math teacher kindly reminded.

"Understood. ”

Chen Yu nodded, picked up the newly bought pen, wrote his name, and then began to review the question.

At this time, the leader of the mathematics team on the side dragged two chairs from next door and sat on both sides of Chen Yu with the mathematics teacher.

Chen Yu: "......"

Then, the math teacher took out two large bags of snacks from his arms and handed one of them to the math leader: "Team leader, here you go." ”

"Thank you. The team leader happily took it.

Chen Yu: "......"

Through the transparent plastic bag, he could see what the snacks were inside.

Melon seeds, dried fruits, potato chips, shrimp crackers, spicy strips...... There are even instant noodles......

The math teacher stared at Chen Yu.

The head of the mathematics team also stared at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu stared at the desktop.

In the examination room, there was an eerie silence.

“……”

“……”

“……”

"Ringing ringing!"

The bell that represents the start of the exam suddenly rings!

And the three of them also started to act at the same time.

Chen Yu answered the question.

The math teacher and the group leader unpacked the package and devoured the melon seeds!

"Click. ”

"Click. ”

"Click......"

The vibration generated by the human tooth biting the shell of the melon seed was transmitted through the air and poured into Chen Yu's ear.

"Click. ”

"Click......"

It's crisp and catchy......

Chen Yu: "......"

The tip of the pen stayed on the first question for a moment, and Chen Yu said expressionlessly: "It's a bit unauthentic to do this, right?"

"What's wrong?" the math teacher was at a loss: "Chen Yu, do you have any questions?"

"You're eating melon seeds here, is it normal?"

"That's Chen Yu. The head of the math team pushed his glasses and explained solemnly: "In order to avoid boredom during the invigilation, the school allows teachers to eat some snacks. In other examination rooms, there are also teachers who eat again. ”

"There are a lot of students in the other exam rooms, and the invigilator is far away, so it's not the same thing as you eating under my ear, right?!"

"Oh. The math teacher nodded and handed out the melon seeds: "So you want to eat them too?"

“…… That's not what I'm talking about!" Chen Yu roared: "What I'm talking about is that you guys are here to affect my exam!"

"Chen Yu, it's a bit of a problem for you to say this. The math leader on the left said slowly: "How many decibels can we eat melon seeds? It's not as loud as you sneeze, so how can it affect you?"

"yes, yes. The math teacher on the right agreed: "Only when the heart is quiet can the sound be quiet." Chen Yu, you are not quiet, what does it have to do with the teachers?"

On the left: "Is the test paper too difficult?

Right: "If you feel that you can't write, we can fight the landlord for a while." ”

Left: "Good idea, win melon seeds." ”

On the right: "Chen Yu, why do you have bruises in your head?" Does your head hurt?"

Left: "If you are not in good shape, don't take the test, your body is important......"

"Boom!"

Chen Yu slammed his fists on the table: "Don't make any noise!

The math teacher and the math leader were startled, looked at each other, and re-swallowed the melon seeds.

"The exam is the exam, and it's not that you won't be allowed to take the exam. ”

"That is, what is the reason for losing your temper......"

"Click. ”

"Click. ”

"Click......"

Chen Yu: "......"

In the sound of melon seed shells cracking one after another, Chen Yu completed ten multiple-choice questions with difficulty.

And the two invigilators have also finished eating melon seeds.

Chen Yu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and his brows stretched slightly.

But then, one left and one right took out potato chips, put them in their mouths and chewed vigorously.

"Click. ”

"Click. ”

"Click......"

Chen Yu: "......"

Twenty minutes later, the potato chips and shrimp crackers were eaten, and the two invigilators replaced them with dried fruits.

"Quack!"

"Quack!"

"Quack......

Chen Yu: "......"

Half an hour later, the dried fruits were solved, and the two invigilators brought hot water and ate instant noodles. And rub your lips against the noodles with all your might.

"Woohoo!"

"Woohoo!"

"Yo-yo ......"

Chen Yu wiped the soup on his face and roared angrily: "Mr. Zha, ah!!hh

……

"Bell bell bell bell ......"

Finally, the bell rang to mean the end of the exam.

The two invigilators also finished their last snack.

Looking at the last few unanswered questions, Chen Yu's expression was sluggish.

He's worked hard.

But the sound of both mouths really made it difficult for him to concentrate.

"Alas, classmate Chen Yu, it's amazing. The math teacher stood up, took the exam paper, glanced at it, and nodded: "After answering so many questions correctly, it seems that the bonus is gone." ”

"Don't talk to me. Chen Yu covered his ears: "I feel pain from any sound that comes out of your mouth. ”

……

In the afternoon, at half past two, the language test began.

This time there were more invigilations, with a total of three teachers.

One of them is Chen Yu's homeroom teacher.

"Chen Yu, give you the roll. ”

The head teacher stepped forward, handed the exam paper in his hand to Chen Yu, and then took out a wireless microphone from his arms.

"......" Chen Yu took the exam paper in a daze: "Old... Teacher, what are you going to do?"

"Didn't do anything. The head teacher knocked on the microphone and waved his hand casually: "Don't care, take the exam well and give full play to your strength." ”

Five minutes later, the bell rings and the exam begins.

Before Chen Yu could start writing, there was a burst of "Honkai" singing beside him.

"My motherland and I cannot be separated for a moment! No matter where I go to Nagada, I will leave a hymn ......"

"Lie like a bow! Stand like a pine! Stand like a clock, walk with a gust of wind......"

"Xinle Banghua, I want to catch Le Huiga, in the Nasen night bar, who cares if he is really sei ga......"

After the three songs were sung quickly, the head teacher took back the microphone and said with a smile: "The teacher wants to cheer you up, now that the gas is finished, you must play well!"

“……”

After being silent for a long time, Chen Yu took a deep breath, pressed the anger in his heart, and wanted to answer the question, but found that his mind was all occupied by these three "poisoned melody" songs, which looped endlessly.

"Hmm......" Chen Yu patted his cheek vigorously, trying his best to concentrate.

"In the first question, one of the following items without typos is...... My motherland and I can't ...... for a moment."

"In the third question, fill in the blank words in the following sentences, the most appropriate one is...... Lie like a bow, stand like a pine ......"

"The fifth question, in "Facing the Sea in Spring", what does the author show through the description of details...... I want to catch Le Huiga, at the Nathan Night Bar......"

"Ahhh

Chen Yu went crazy: "Don't play it back in your head......"