"These things, my aunt and grandmother confiscated them! Tell me honestly, do you know our policy!" Qin Mengyan directly put Xu Moqiu's pile of treasures into a bag.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly waved his hand: "It's gone, it's gone! Actually, I've wanted to turn it in for a long time, but I didn't find a chance before." ”

In fact, there are two more, one is Lu Qianqian's and the other is the eldest lady's, both of which are hidden in the mezzanine of his cabinet, and it is impossible for ordinary people to find them.

"I really don't know that you look like a dog, and you still have such a disgusting collecting habit!" After a pause, Qin Mengyan looked at him suspiciously, "The mastermind behind the underwear thief some time ago can't be you, right? If that's the case, I'm going to kill my relatives in righteousness." ”

"Wronged! You have wronged me!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly called out, "It's all said, this is not my intention, I really don't have a habit in this area!"

Qin Mengyan naturally didn't believe his nonsense, and stood up: "Come on, you guy, maybe you have done a lot of dirty things with these things." Hmph, forget it, go home, I don't want to stay in this hellish place any longer. ”

"Then let's go......"

As soon as the two of them walked to the door and were about to close the door, Qin Mengyan suddenly grabbed Xu Moqiu and kept glancing at him.

Xu Moqiu naturally found the clue, when they entered the door, there was a pair of red high heels under the bed, but now, it is gone!

From beginning to end, neither of them touched the shoes, so the only explanation was ......

"I don't care where you are, it's best to leave early, we don't embarrass you, so we can do it ourselves. With these words, the two of them held hands and left the strange room.

"Hula" Not long after the two left, a strange wind suddenly blew in the closed room, and the pair of high-heeled shoes that had disappeared reappeared in the house, and at the same time, a red shadow floated around next to the bed......

There was no word that night.

The next day was the weekend, and everyone was still sleeping.

It wasn't until around ten o'clock that Lu Baoer sat on the sofa in a daze with a chicken nest on her head - she was forcibly dragged up from the bed by Lu Mingyue.

Xu Moqiu seriously doubted that this girl was the reincarnation of a pig demon, and she slept at least fifteen hours a day. In school, some people even gave her the nickname of the god of sleep.

But Lu Zhe got up early in the morning for the first time, under the pretext of buying review materials, asked Lu Mingyue for a few hundred yuan with a dead face, and left in a hurry.

There was a request for the little witch, Xu Moqiu hurriedly waited for milk and fruit, and served diligently.

Lu Bao'er sat still, yawned, and blinked her big jewel-like eyes: "What are you doing, why are you being courteous, you want to do bad things again?"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu rubbed his hands, "That's the case, Bao'er, can you lend me two ...... for those artifacts of yours?"

"8 borrow!" Sure enough, nothing good! Lu Bao'er didn't wait for him to finish, and directly blocked it with a sentence.

"Bao'er, don't be like this, I'm on business. ”

"Can mud find a puppet and have a magic horse business?" Lu Bao'er stretched her waist, lay down on the sofa, and directly put one leg on Xu Moqiu's thigh.

Xu Moqiu didn't understand what she meant, so he hurriedly beat her legs. The little witch closed her eyes and hummed softly, looking very enjoyed.

Her posture at the moment was quite indecent, and she could even see a touch of spring light under her skirt, Lu Mingyue said: "Get up! Sit down for me! What do you look like now?"

"Hmph......" Lu Bao'er snorted twice, pouted and pulled her skirt down.

Xu Moqiu continued to be courteous: "That's the case, Bao'er, your sister Mengyan is going to carry out a gray and dangerous mission in a few days, so ......"

"Oh?" Lu Bao'er instantly came to her senses, turned over and sat up, "Shenma mission, fun baa?

"This ......" Xu Moqiu looked embarrassed, "Aren't you going to class?"

"Ang? Lu Baoer kicked him, turned over, picked up the comic book on the coffee table and read it.

Hearing that Qin Mengyan was going on a mission, Lu Mingyue sat down, knocked on Lu Bao'er's head, and said in a commanding tone: "Go, take down all your rags." ”

"Hmph!" Lu Bao'er snorted coldly, grabbed the pillow next to her, and covered it

Hold your head and pretend you didn't hear.

Lu Mingyue chuckled lightly and said to herself, "Hey...... Originally, I said that I would give some people some pocket money, but it seems that there is no need for that, since she doesn't need it, well, it's better for Xiao Zhe......"

"He 8 needs!" Hearing the words pocket money, Lu Baoer sat up instantly, didn't even wear slippers, and ran upstairs.

Since adopting the second and third briquettes, Lu Baoer's pocket money is seriously not enough for her to squander, and now that she has the opportunity to increase her pocket money, she will naturally not let it go.

Soon ran down from upstairs with her bag, threw it on the coffee table, and lay down on the sofa again: "Take it yourself." ”

Lu Mingyue was about to stretch out her hand, but Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered that she had hidden a mouse trap in her bag before, and quickly pulled her down.

The little hand was grabbed by him, Lu Mingyue's face was slightly red, and she said coquettishly: "What are you doing?"

"Uh...... This package ......"

Lu Bao'er didn't know what he was thinking, and pouted: "Coward!"

I pulled the bag open, turned it upside down, shook it vigorously, crackled and poured out a lot of messy things from the bag, and copied it with my hand: "Na, choose it yourself." ”

Hammers, knives, wrenches, hoods, syringes, pumps, rat traps, Balala Fairy Transformation Sticks, insecticides...... It's still the same as before, except for two packs of sanitary napkins, none of them are used by normal girls.

Lu Mingyue couldn't help but say, "What kind of mess are you doing?"

Lu Baoer grabbed the second briquette, held it in her arms, stroked its smooth fur, and waved her hand: "Use drops for self-defense!"

"Self-defense, are you sure?" Lu Mingyue picked up the bells and whistles transformation stick beside her, "It's such a big person, and you still play this?"

Lu Bao'er explained: "Ang, you can be a good one! As long as you press the button on it, a silver needle will shoot out...... It's specially designed to deal with perverts!"

"Did you say here?" Lu Mingyue pressed down curiously.

"Whoosh", before she could see it clearly, Xu Moqiu, who was sitting opposite her, immediately covered her belly and squatted down.

Obviously, he had been attacked without any defense.

Lu Mingyue didn't know that she had injured him by mistake, threw down the transformation stick, and said with a concerned face: "What's wrong with you?

"I'm fine...... Xu Moqiu couldn't speak, there was a bright silver needle on his belly.

If it's just a simple silver needle, it's fine, but the key is that this thing is obviously quenched with anesthetic, and the lower body loses sensation after a while, which shows that this medicine is not ordinarily strong.

Lu Bao'er pursed her lips and didn't speak, and at this time, Lu Mingyue stopped her gaze on a pair of shiny gloves.

"Don't touch it!"

However, Xu Moqiu and Lu Bao'er's reminder was still a step too late, and a burst of electricity sounded, and the eldest lady immediately jumped disco, and then her supple hair turned into an explosive head, and she finally threw it away, and her whole body was still trembling - that thing actually had electricity!

It took a long time to come to her senses and rub her numb wrist, Lu Mingyue instantly became angry: "Lu Bao'er, what are you doing all day? I give you so much pocket money, and you just buy these messy things? It's really, it's so annoying!"

Lu Baoer looked very aggrieved: "The mud wants to be touched by itself, is it swollen and a strange puppet......"

"You ......"

"Okay, okay, this is a complaint. Xu Moqiu hurriedly played a round, "In this way, Bao'er, if you choose a few powerful ones, you should be ......"

Lu Mingyue said with a cold face: "It's confiscated!"

"Hmph!" Lu Bao'er copied his hand, "Collect the mud will use it to hurt the bird itself, 8 will come to find a puppet!"

This is true, her Lu Baoer's baby, if you don't know how to use it, if you don't pit your teammates in your hand, you will hurt yourself.

In the end, Xu Moqiu said all the good things, and agreed to her three conditions, Lu Baoer chose a few powerful artifacts and explained how to use them.

It was almost noon, and Lu Zhe finally walked back from outside with a large bag and a small bag.

Lu Baoer snatched the cake in his hand, looked at it twice, and looked unhappy: "Is it swollen and small?

"Uh...... This is not small, is it?" Lu Zhe looked helpless.

Lu Bao'er crossed her hands on her hips, and her face was arrogant: "Even if you say it's small, it's small!

Lu Zhe couldn't afford to provoke her, so he hurriedly apologized: "Don't ...... Look, Bao'er, isn't there something else? That's a lot. ”

"Hmph!" Lu Bao'er snorted twice, turned around and went upstairs to change clothes.

Today is the birthday of her best friend Miao Meow, and she said she would go over early to help, but she slept too late last night, and it was already past ten o'clock when she woke up, and it shouldn't be too late to rush over now - at least it's still early to eat.

As for the gifts......

Ten minutes later, Xu Moqiu, who had recovered, went out with two little ghosts, Lu Mingyue didn't go to work today, and directly requisitioned her car.

Qin Mengyan rarely slept until she woke up naturally, and when she got up, she found Lu Mingyue with an explosive head on her head, she was stunned for a while, and then laughed heartily: "My dear, you have such a stylish hairstyle!"

Lu Mingyue glanced at her: "What? Do you want to get one for you? Don't you always want to get some couple heads?"

"Uh...... Ahem, this, forget it, this kind of hairstyle can only be controlled by a domineering president, I'm a teacher, forget it, forget it! Hehehehe......" Qin Mengyan covered her mouth and snickered.

"You're just gloating there!" Lu Mingyue ignored her and turned around and walked into the kitchen.

"Hey...... What about Xu Moqiu?"

Lu Mingyue turned her head and quipped, "What's the matter, I haven't missed him for a long time?"

"Hmph! The dog will miss him......" Qin Mengyan was duplicitous, glanced at Lu Mingyue, and quickly changed her words, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! I didn't scold you, what are we going to eat today?"

"What do you want to eat?"

Qin Mengyan hugged her from behind, and learned Xu Moqiu to blow hot air into her ear: "Hehe, I want to eat you." ”

"Oh yes, you little pervert!"

……

Miao Meow's home is located on Guihua Road, Qingshui Street, looking at the two-story villa in front of her, which covers an area of at least 200 square meters, with a small parking lot and a lawn yard, Xu Moqiu sighed in his heart.

It is said that nine out of ten LOLIs are rich, and the remaining one has a villa, which is really true.

"Didididi" Lu Baoer's little hand skillfully pressed on the code door, and the door opened with a click, it seems that she has not been here less.

then snatched the gift from Lu Zhe's hand and ran directly into the house.

Miao Meow said with a dissatisfied face: "Dead Bao'er, you're finally here, I thought you would sleep until 12 o'clock again!"

"I'll get up at 6 o'clock to buy you a gift! Look, all of them are bought by a puppet! Are you rare?" Lu Baoer directly took Lu Zhe's credit as her own.

Putting the messy pile of gifts on the table, he began to loot the fruits in the living room, and kept shaking his legs on the coffee table, sitting in an extremely indecent manner, as if he had regarded this place as his home.

"Ah, teacher, why are you here......" Miao Meow Meow found Xu Moqiu and Lu Zhe standing at the door, and immediately greeted them with a look of surprise.

"Ahem, our little princess has a birthday, why do I have to join in the fun?" Xu Moqiu said as he took out a blueberry-flavored Albes lollipop from his trouser pocket and touched her head dotingly, "Happy birthday, meow meow." ”

Giving people lollipops on birthdays, it is estimated that only people like Xu Moqiu can do it.

In fact, this is also a blame for him, the salary was squandered by Miss Qin yesterday, if it wasn't for the steel hammer that she just picked up in Lu Mingyue's car, it is estimated that she wouldn't even get a lollipop.

I secretly sighed in my heart: It's difficult for a man! It's even more difficult for a poor man!

looked at Lu Zhe next to him, his hands were empty, his face was red, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

After picking a gift for a long time, Lu Baoer directly took it to borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and he didn't dare to say anything, which was really miserable.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly kicked the mentally retarded child.

Lu Zhe reacted and coughed: "What, the weather is good today, uh...... Miao, congratulations on another year of wrinkles...... Oh no, it's another year of dry rice and a few catties of meat...... Hey, Mr. Xu, what are you kicking me for?"