Chapter 180: Alarm the Forestry Bureau
If Bian Rui was asked to use one word to describe his current feelings, Bian Rui would definitely choose to scatter, and anyone who saw smoke coming from his house would have his first reaction to a fire.
Now Bian Rui feels this way, as soon as he goes out, he looks up, and he has just made a homestead for himself, and he is proud for a while, and he sees his house on the slope full of smoke like a 'fairyland'.
So what are you waiting for, desperately go back to fight the fire.
If someone else's house burns down, it's not a big problem. Don't misunderstand here, Bian Rui did not mean to rejoice, but said that the main structures of other houses are made of masonry and cement, and they can't burn much. But Bian Rui's house is different, it's all dry old material, if this guy catches fire, he can't even save it, he can only watch the house burn to slag.
So Bian Rui rode Xiao Mianyang, and the throttle was directly added to the bottom, and the sound of the guy's engine was almost twisted and changed by Bian Rui, and he ran in the direction of the yard with a whine.
When I arrived at the gate of the yard, I didn't stop, and just threw away the little sheep and ran into the yard.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, Bian Rui saw that Old Man Yan helped Zhou Zheng to the courtyard, and Zhou Zheng's face at this moment was all black and gray, as if he was drinking a big show.
"Did Zhou Zheng burn it?, where did it burn in the house?" Bian Rui asked repeatedly.
Old man Yan said: "It's not burning, it's Zhou Zheng's kid who made a fire to cook, and instead of lighting the fire, there was a room full of smoke!
Bian Rui listened, and immediately ran into the house to take a look, the room was full of smoke but there were no sparks, and there was no scorching temperature, Bian Rui immediately opened all the windows in order to disperse the smoke faster.
As soon as he opened the window, Bian Rui saw a few cousins and uncles carrying buckets, and the basins were sweating profusely one by one, and when he came to the gate of the courtyard, he asked loudly: "What's the matter, where is it?"
"No, no, it's a friend who doesn't know how to burn a pot, and he didn't make a fire and made a stove of smoke, it's not on fire," Bian Rui immediately explained loudly.
When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's good if you don't have it, it's good if you don't have it, it almost scared us."
Everyone turned their heads back as they spoke, and on the way they met people who ran over to put out the fire, and everyone who heard this did not come again, but turned around and went back to their respective homes.
Waiting for the smoke to dissipate, Zhou Zheng's breath was evenly poured out, and his breathing became normal.
"I think it's quite easy, seeing that you have a little fire and the fire ignites after a while, why can't you do it as soon as you come to me?"
Zhou Zheng was a little puzzled, in his opinion, what is so difficult about making a fire, lighting a fire and burning it will not be over, who knows that once this work is done by himself, nothing is right, even if he lights the fire and stretches it into the stove, the fire will be extinguished after a while, and then a large stream of smoke will jump out, whether it is adding firewood or grass, it can only produce greater smoke, and there is no spark.
Bian Rui also has nothing to do with this guy: "I thought you ordered my house, this fierce run almost lost your life, the loss is smoke, otherwise this yard will be over."
Zhou Zheng was embarrassed: "My fault, I really didn't expect it to be so difficult."
"It's also my fault, I didn't expect you to be a person who can't burn a wood pot!" Bian Rui said.
The wood pot looks simple, but it still requires a little skill to use. It's like building a stove, how easy it is for ordinary people not to build a straw pot, that is, to build a circle of stoves, and then make a flue and then stack a chimney.
In fact, it is not so simple to do, how to build the flue and how to go are particular, the half-tone person you come out of the stove has to pour smoke, that is, the fire ignites the smoke and does not run out along the flue chimney, but comes out of the hearth door. The flue chimney built by the veteran not only does not pour smoke, but also smokes, so that the firewood is more powerful when it burns in the chamber, and the temperature of the pot is higher.
"I don't know why this isn't as easy as I thought," Zhou Zheng said with a sigh.
If it weren't for Old Man Yan coming in time, Zhou Zheng felt that he would be about to be stunned.
"Uncle Yan, why are you here?" Bian Rui greeted Old Man Yan at this time.
Old Man Yan said: "I was about to ask you to study calligraphy and painting, who knew that I would encounter this."
At this time, the smoke in the house was almost dispersed, Bian Rui went into the house to re-check, and found that there was really nothing wrong, even the hay behind the stove was not ignited, and it was a real false alarm.
Since there is nothing to do, Bian Rui began to make a fire to cook, Zhou Zheng, this kid has not eaten yet, after Bian Rui's guidance, Zhou Zheng quickly burned the pot in a good way, and there was no longer only white smoke and no fire.
After boiling a bowl of noodles and lying on two eggs, seeing that Zhou Zheng had eaten it, Bian Rui accompanied the old man and began to talk about painting.
When it was noon, the brisket that Bian Rui wanted arrived, so he started to make lunch, and it was Zhou Zheng who did it, and Old Man Yan did not stay to eat but went back to the small courtyard on the slope to accompany his wife to lunch.
After eating, after putting away the dishes and chopsticks, Bian Rui was about to go to bed when he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps.
"Uncle Nineteen, Uncle Nineteen, there is a big tiger in your pond to eat your eel, the long thief is disgusting."
A little nephew threw his legs into the yard, and no one had seen it roaring loudly.
Zhou Zheng was the first to get up from the bed, and he didn't sleep for the afternoon nap he had prepared, he pushed open the window and asked loudly, "What is a huzi?"
"It's a four-legged snake!" explained the little nephew.
As soon as he heard the four-legged snake Zhou Zheng understood, wasn't it a lizard.
So he opened his mouth and asked, "How old?"
"So big!" the little nephew gestured.
Zhou Zhengdao: "You kid have me, is the lizard so big, do you think it's a Komodo dragon!"
Zhou Zheng didn't believe it, where did the lizard come from so big, he had never seen such a big lizard in China except for the zoo.
The little nephew immediately stiffened his neck and said, "It's so big, if you don't believe it, you can follow me to see it."
"Let's go!"
As soon as he heard such a big lizard, Zhou Zheng, who loves to be lively, would take a nap, and immediately went out of the house in good spirits.
At this time, Bian Rui and Yan Lan listened to all the conversations between the two.
"Where did you get such a big lizard? You still have monitor lizards here?" Yan Lan was puzzled.
Bian Rui said: "Don't you know when you go to see it?"
Bian Rui now has a feeling that the tiger in his little nephew's mouth must be the baby fish that ran away. It's just that Bian Rui can't help it now, even if he pretends to be stupid, he has to go to the scene to pretend.
So the group went to the pond.
When I got to the pond, I found that all the little ones were no longer working, and they were looking at the corner of the pond with their heads stretched out like giraffes.
Bian Rui stretched out his hand and pushed away the two boys and walked in, asked and looked in the direction of their fingers, and said secretly in his heart: I went, it was really so!"
Now in the corner of the pond, that is, the pond where Bian Rui put the yellow eel, there is the baby fish lying on its stomach, and its whole head is like a small bowl on the surface of the water, not only that, but there is also a finger-thick yellow eel in its mouth.
"This is the lizard you are talking about?" Zhou Zheng asked, pointing to something in the water and smiling at the children around him.
"yes!"
Zhou Zheng laughed and said: "You stupid boys, this is not a lizard at all, if this thing is secretly sold to you, you will make a small fortune, this is a baby fish, look at this appearance is still wild, this one will cost tens of thousands of yuan on the table, but if you are caught, you will go to prison, and the state protects animals ......."
"Uncle Zhou, don't brag, the baby fish is so long?" a child was a little unconvinced.
Like Bian Rui, they think that the baby fish is more than 20 centimeters at most.
Zhou Zhengdao: "Is this considered big? Really big, I told you that it can grow to two meters long, weighing eighty or ninety pounds, and you can......'t hold it with your small physique."
"Bragging!"
Zhou Zheng sighed: "Play the piano to the cow."
Yan Lan said at this time: "It's true, some varieties of baby fish can grow so big, and they are ......."
At this time, the baby fish in the water swallowed the yellow eel in one bite, and then sank to the bottom of the water, and when it surfaced, it was a yellow eel in its mouth.
Bian Rui's mouth was unraveled, and he had already scolded in his heart: Little bastard, I used space to raise you so big, and you repay me like this? Steal my eel, why do you want to come to me to eat so many wild eels here?
If there is no one around, Bian Rui decides to eat baby fish at night. If you want to let this little bastard run into his eel pond and steal eels, where will Rui's old face be put there?
"Is it really a baby fish?" A baby was closest to Yan Lan and couldn't help asking.
They really can't associate this ugly guy with the salamander in the textbook.
Yan Lan nodded and said: "Really, and this fish is quite big, you should report it to the Forestry Bureau, this is a national-level protected animal and a national treasure."
After Yan Lan finished speaking, everyone's eyes fell on Bian Rui.
Bian Rui came back to his senses: "It's all said, whoever has a mobile phone to call, ask for the phone number of the Forestry Bureau, call them to inform them to come over, and take this thing away for me."
A child immediately took out his mobile phone and began to dial it, at first the people from the Forestry Bureau didn't believe it, but when they saw the video that was sent, they immediately understood that there was really a baby fish, and it was so big.
The county forestry bureau couldn't solve the problem, so it reported to the city forestry bureau, and the city forestry bureau saw it and thought: "Hey! We still have this here?" So a deputy director immediately led a team to gather several biology experts from the city university, and rushed over in a hurry.
When these people arrived here, the baby fish had eaten and drunk enough, and crawled leisurely under Bian Rui's nose along the stream into the forest.
Bian Rui doesn't remember which direction this thing crawled towards, but he remembers that this thing ate eight of his own large and small yellow eels!
Bian Rui was very unhappy, but the people from the Forestry Bureau were very happy. After on-site research, they unanimously felt that the salamander was real, and this salamander was very large, larger than all the salamanders they had ever seen, and it could be said that the largest wild salamander found in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River is now.
(End of chapter)