Chapter 423: Poor Mountains and Bad Waters
Mo Wenbing, who had been eating melons, finally came back to his senses after hearing the pony's shout.
Pony, as his number one pony, was beaten like a dog by an old lady in front of him, which made him feel very shameless.
So he threw the half of the cucumber in his hand, pointed at his hand, and yelled at the woman: "Dead fat woman, hurry up and let go of grandpa! You dare to move my people? Are you impatient?"
Looking at Mo Wenbing's honor, the fierce woman suddenly grinned: "Yo he? What kind of thing are you? Wrapped in a white cloth, you think you are an alien? The old lady won't let go today, what can you do? You bite me?"
Mo Wenbing didn't talk much to her, waved his hand, and directly ordered: "Little cannon, go on!
"Just look at it!" Cannon rolled up his sleeves, jumped out of the driver's seat, and strode forward.
Looking at the mountain of meat in front of him, he was a little stunned in his heart, but he still stubbornly said: "I'll give you a chance to let the pony go, otherwise ......"
"Or what?" the woman looked disdainful, and as soon as she exerted her hand, the pony screamed, and there was a faint foam at the corner of her mouth, and she didn't know if the egg was broken.
Xiao Cannon still didn't dare to step forward, and said in his mouth: "You...... You have to be reasonable......"
"I'll tell you a ball!" the woman cut him off unceremoniously, "I won't say anything more to you, five thousand yuan!
What the!?
Two cucumbers cost 5,000 yuan of labor!
Mo Wenbing was shocked, angry, and amused, and tapped the car door and shouted: "Do you know who I am? Do you dare to ask me for money? The old lady didn't wake up? Mom, go out and inquire, who is my brother soldier! Can you afford to offend?"
Xiao Cannon took a step forward, pointed at Mo Wenbing and shouted, "This is our fetal brother's brother, Mo ......."
Before the name of "pop" was reported, she was slapped hard in the face, this fierce woman is not ordinary fierce, a slap down, the small cannon can't be blocked at all, and she was beaten on the ground and turned over.
The dough slammed against the hard soil, and suddenly broke its face. Half of his face was swollen and he lost consciousness completely.
Xiao Cannon covered his face and was very angry: "Beat me, let me tell you, that's our soldier......"
"Soldier Nima Soldier!" the woman stepped forward and collapsed with a kick in her chest, directly kicking the small cannon on her heels, and couldn't get up for a long time.
Mo Wenbing was furious, pushed the car door, and wanted to go up and reason with her, but suddenly remembered that he was no longer as brave as he used to be, but fortunately, he used the money he used to help Song Placenta do things and eat kickbacks to buy an earthen pistol for self-defense.
grabbed it out of the storage box, pointed the muzzle of the black hole at the woman, and shouted: "Dead fat woman, kneel down for grandpa immediately!
The still looked disdainful: "Tsk...... Little cub, where did you pick up a tattered toy gun, and dare to take it out to scare people? Do you know how to play? Do you want my mother to teach you?"
"Ha, toy gun, grandpa, I'll let you see how powerful this toy gun is!" Mo Wenbing has been following Song Placenta for so long, and has done a lot of bad things, and he has already faded away from the bookish anger on his body, and the whole person has become ruthless I don't know how many times.
With a "click", the bullet was loaded, and without much to say, he decisively pulled the trigger.
A gunshot rang out, startling a few sparrows in the bud field.
The woman was still standing in place, and there was an extra bloody hole in the butt of the little cannon that was still bubbling with blood.
Mo Wenbing didn't expect the accuracy of this gun to be so poor (in fact, his own marksmanship was too bad), he hid the embarrassment in his eyes, and blew the muzzle of the gun that was still smoking: "See?
Then he continued to brag: "Let me tell you, if it weren't for my grandfather's soft-heartedness, you would have gone to see Hades, do you know?
"Okay! Even her own people were beaten, and the woman really couldn't afford to provoke her, so she kicked away the pony that was in front of her, picked up the dung scoop on the ground and burrowed into the bud field next to her.
Frightened away by the, Mo Wenbing instantly became proud, pierced a finger into the trigger hole, and turned the gun around like an acrobatic trick: "Do you see it? Just like this, dare to fight with me? I use a little trick, she can only run away with her tail between her legs!"
This is called a trick? Xiao Cannon covered his buttocks and didn't know what to say.
The pony covered his crotch, stood up against the fence next to him, and kindly reminded: "Brother Bing, be careful of the gun misfire......
"You fart ......"
As soon as the words fell, gunshots rang out. Mo Wenbing trembled, and he had already been shot in the crotch of his pants.
I never expected that this gun really went off the horse! I immediately greeted the whole pony family in my heart, this crow's mouth!
But as a bigwig-level figure, calmness is a compulsory course.
Mo Wenbing stuck the pistol in the gauze gap between his waist and said lightly, "Don't panic, I'm fine." ”
"But you've been shot!" exclaimed, pointing at his crotch.
Mo Wenbing waved his hand and pretended to be relaxed: "It's normal for us to come out and walk the rivers and lakes and get shot! What's all the fuss? Isn't it just a half-inch thing? If it's gone, it's gone, what's the big deal?"
"It's not...... You're bleeding, really...... You see...... It's like peeing!oops, it's scary!" Pony said with a horrified expression.
"! I've said I'm fine, grandpa, I'm fine!" Mo Wenbing's tone was so cold that he was obviously a little angry.
"Brother Bing, shouldn't that thing of yours be blown up......"
Mo Wenbing suddenly became angry! Screaming at the top of his voice: "What's wrong with the explosion? What are you doing? It exploded and your mother-in-law is going to be widowed? I explode my dick, I'm glorious! I bleed, I'm comfortable! I love to play like this, what's the matter?"
"But ......"
Mo Wenbing cut it off: "But your grandma is! Hurry up and shut up your father! Come and help me down, mom, do business, the sun is comfortable?"
"Okay!" Since he didn't take it seriously, Pony felt that he didn't mean anything else to say more, so he carried him into a wheelchair and sat down, pointing to the women in the car, "Brother Bing, what should they do?"
Xiao Cannon stuffed toilet paper into the wound and said, "Are you carrying them on your back?"
Mo Wenbing glanced at him, opened his mouth and spit out a bubble of saliva, and said: "You don't have a brain, don't you?
"You come, you come!" uh......" Seeing Mo Wenbing's cold eyes, where did Xiao Cannon dare to say more, he raised his face and asked, "Then what should I do?"
"Tie them all up, wake them all up, and let them go on their own. ”
Xiao Cannon asked again, "What if they run away?"
"Can't you see what this is?" Mo Wenbing raised the gun in his hand and sneered, "If anyone dares to run, I will be a shuttle when I shake my hand! I see who is so not afraid of death!"
Yes, just now, Lu Bao'er was going to secretly untie the rope, and then take advantage of the mechanism to subdue this cripple, but what he didn't expect was that he actually took out a pistol! And it's true.
Although his marksmanship is very bad, Lu Baoer naturally won't take his life to joke with him at this time. So I can only endure it for the time being and find another opportunity.
"Makes sense. Xiao Cannon nodded, took out a bottle of mineral water from behind, woke up the women one by one, and shouted, "Get up, get up! A group of dead pigs, the sun is all drying their butts, and they are still sleeping?"
"Hmm...... This...... What kind of place is this?"
"It's so hot, why did you tie us up?"
"Who are you, what do you want to do?"
The girls immediately panicked, only Lu Baoer didn't say a word, maintaining absolute composure.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Cannon smiled cruelly, licking the blood flowing from his nostrils, "Uncle will send you to a good place! How's it going, don't you feel impressed?"
What the?
The girls' faces were like earth, and this moment finally reacted.
A skinny girl cried out, "No, please, let me go! I'm too young, you can't do that." I can give you money, I've got a lot of money in my family! Trust me. ”
"yes, let us go...... It's not right for you to do that......"
"What's the fuss?" Mo Wenbing sat in a wheelchair and shook his gun at them, "Get out of the car for me!"
A timid girl shrank desperately into the car, shouting, "No, I don't want to go! You can't do that......"
"Why are you?" Mo Wenbing's eyes showed a fierce look, and he shouted, "Little cannon!"
Xiao Cannon stepped forward, grabbed her long hair, and directly ripped her off the car: "Mom, let me down! Cry and cry, labor and management will be annoyed when they hear it! You can cry again?"
"Don't ......"
"You think I'm reluctant to hit you?"
The girl was still struggling, and Xiao Cannon slapped her with a hand, causing her to fall to the ground.
"Whoever resists again, next time it won't be as simple as slapping him!" As he spoke, Xiao Cannon kicked at the girl, and said, "Hurry up and get your dad up!"
"Woo woo......" The girl suddenly cried, and was forced to get up from the ground because of his obscenity.
At this moment, she missed her parents and family like never before. If she could turn back time, she would rather stay home and do her homework.
It's a pity that there is no regret in this world that the medicine is sold.
Mo Wenbing shouted from behind: "Hurry up! The sun will come out in a while, and you stupid pigs will be sunburned! You still want to travel for seven days for 300 yuan? Phew! Is your teacher a pig? What did he teach you?"
Then he shook the muzzle of the gun at the second aunt Ma who had woken up: "Dead fat woman, what do you see? Hurry up, you take the lead! Otherwise, your father will collapse you first!"
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so Ma Ergu naturally won't hit him with the muzzle of the gun, and stands up directly.
The pony walks in front with a map in his hand, and the girls follow him in the middle, crying and crying all the way, like a funeral procession.
Mo Wenbing was disturbed and distraught: "Shut your mouth up for labor and management! If anyone dares to speak out again, labor and management will send her directly to the west! Mother, call her a chicken feather! If you pick up a bargain, you must be prepared to be deceived!"
Master Xu's face turned pale, and he whispered, "Bao'er, what should we do?"
"Panic. Lu Bao'er pretended to be relaxed and said, "Occasionally, I'm pinching! Let's follow first, and see what they want to do." ”
After walking for nearly half an hour on a rugged mountain road, I finally saw a ruined village below.
At the entrance of the village, a hunchbacked old man with a hooked nose stretched his neck, and when he saw someone coming, his eyes lit up.
hurriedly greeted him, and asked tentatively, "From the other side of the mountain?"
Mo Wenbing said, "I'll drink porridge." ”
"Do you want pickles?"
"Don't add an egg. ”
"Oh! you're here, I've been waiting for a long time!" The old man was overjoyed, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to shake hands with Mo Wenbing, but after looking at his current situation, he smiled and took his hand back.
Mo Wenbing tilted his head towards the girls: "Let's see if it's worth the money." If you don't think it's worth it, I'll send them to Matou Mountain, and I can tell you very clearly that the price there's a lot higher than yours. ”
The old man glanced behind him, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes!...... But ......"
He found Second Aunt Ma mixed in the middle, and immediately frowned: "You are a little too much...... Look, what does she look like? I don't know, I think it's a sow that has become sperm!"
This is really hurtful! Second Aunt Ma is so angry, if she hadn't been tied up, she would definitely give him a violent beating!
Mo Wenbing waved his hand: "Oh, it's an accident, don't worry too much, just deal with it cheaper for you when the time comes." ”
"That's fine. The old man nodded.
"No problem, right? Then hurry up and pay the money! I'll go once, it will take a few days!" "At this moment, the sun is bright, Mo Wenbing just wants to go back early, find a hospital to recuperate, and after this trip, he almost didn't toss him to death.
Next time, he won't come in person if he says anything.
The old man smiled: "Oh, don't be in a hurry! I'm a bad old man, how can I bring so much cash? We have already prepared the money." Don't worry, it's definitely a lot, just go back with me and get it. We are all honest people, and we can't rely on you. ”