Chapter 453: The Teacher Who Plays with Mud
On a thunderstormy day, next to the laundry table, a shirtless man was holding a cigarette at the corner of his mouth, gently rubbing the almost transparent silk clothes in front of him, without any reluctance on his face, but with a smile on his face.
Nonsense, and don't look at who it is.
If you change it to a big man's pants, let alone wash it, you see if he throws it into the trash can for you, and spits out a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm.
There was a thunderstorm outside, and Xu Moqiu simply hung his clothes in his house.
The breeze blows, and the clothes swing lightly.
Xu Moqiu soon fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, it was still the same as before, Xiao Jiu was ghostly...... Uh, in the precise sense, she doesn't seem to be a human being, right? Anyway, she got into Xu Moqiu's bed.
A big beautiful woman is in her arms, and she says that she has no idea, which is false, but she is so cold that the fire on your body can't burn at all.
This is the real ice beauty.
In the next few days, Wang Mufang still had a headache, the teacher left, the student transferred, the board of directors reprimanded, the wife and son nagged, and the brother-in-law died of illness...... It's all good things coming together.
There were a few people who came for the interview, but Wang Mufang was so angry.
Either the lion opens his mouth widely, and when he opens his mouth, it is a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan. Either it's just going through the motions, casually perfunctory, and don't know what to ask. There were even people who came with old hens! and they were driven out by the old man.
The reason for the matter has been investigated, and sure enough, as Xu Moqiu expected, it is indeed the rich middle school that is poaching people, and the rich middle school has carried out reforms at the beginning of this year, greatly lowering the admission threshold and greatly increasing the number of enrollments, which has also led to a shortage of teachers, and then the idea was hit on several other middle schools.
The salary offered by people is three times that of Boya Middle School, and in this day and age, there are only two kinds of people who can resist the temptation of money.
One of them: It's a rich woman like Qin Mengyan who doesn't pay attention to money at all.
Second: It is a "righteous man" like Xu Moqiu, who stays for the so-called ideal.
In short, people are normal competition, Wang Mufang has no choice, so he has to find Xu Moqiu again.
As soon as he pushed the door open, the old man began to pour bitter water: "Xiao Xu, look, it can't go on like this! I've been overwhelmed for the past two days! Really, I've lost a lot of weight. β
Xu Moqiu didn't have a good way, so he lit a cigarette: "Hey...... Principal Wang, why don't we take the initiative?"
"What does it mean to take the initiative?"
Xu Moqiu shrugged his shoulders: "How many meanings can it be? Go to a crowded place to set up a stall and recruit! Waiting for people to come to the door, the daylilies are cold." β
I thought he would object, but I didn't expect the old man to slap the table and agree: "This method is good! Xiao Xu, you are really a wonderful person, I think no one can take on this heavy responsibility except you!
Is this a rush to the doctor? Are you going to break the jar and break it?
Looking at the old man's pleading eyes, Xu Moqiu couldn't bear to refuse, and sighed: "Okay, but don't report too much hope." I'm not a professional after all. β
"No problem, no problem. The old man hurriedly grabbed Xu Moqiu's hand: "Xiao Xu, I believe in you, with your shot, you will definitely succeed!"
As he spoke, he began to change his clothes in front of Xu Moqiu.
Xu Moqiu was puzzled: "Principal, you are ......"
"Hey......" the old man sighed, "You don't know, my brother-in-law died, and he has been at home for many days, and he has found a Taoist priest, and he has to go to me as a brother-in-law to be buried, you say...... What is this called? I've been so busy these days that I can't get out of it!"
After a pause, he took out an envelope from a drawer: "Xiao Xu, I'll leave this matter to you!" I'll say hello to the board of directors in a while, and you will be fully responsible, this is 2,000 yuan of funds, you look at the flowers yourself, it's not enough to tell me more, don't talk about it, I'll go first, help close the door when you come out......"
Then the old man got wind on the soles of his feet and ran away in a puff of smoke.
Xu Moqiu stretched out his hand in the air, and he couldn't speak for a long time. How to deal with such a big mess thrown into your own hands?
I had no choice but to go back to the office and find Michelle and Qin Mengyan to discuss.
After hearing what he said, Qin Mengyan's eyes widened: "What? Go to the street to set up a stall? This bad idea was made by you, right?"
Xu Moqiu's old face flushed: "Ahem...... What do you mean by a bad idea? I'm also for the development of the school, so I have no choice but to know that the old man will throw this hot potato to me?"
"Do you have any ideas?" Mitchell looked at him with a smile over his chest.
"Uh......" Xu Moqiu touched his head, "Well, of course, it mainly depends on your willingness to ......"
"Xu Moqiu, don't you plan to let us betray our hue?" Qin Mengyan grabbed his ear and shouted, "I see that you are so bold! You dare to come up with such a dirty and obscene thing! Let me tell you, there is no door!"
"You brought this matter down yourself, you can solve it yourself, forgive us for not being able to obey our fate! Go, Mengyan, go to the toilet." At this time, Michelle actually chose to unite with Qin Mengyan.
In the end, Xu Moqiu's beauty plan recruitment was directly strangled in the embryonic stage.
Watching the two girls leave, Xu Moqiu had a headache. It's a waste of time to sit and think, turn out of the school gate, first go to the opposite advertising store to get a few recruitment photos, and was about to post them at the school gate, when there was a crisp whistle behind him.
Then I heard Liao's rough voice: "Teacher Xu, what kind of dog skin plaster are you plastering? This is the campus of the Holy Spirit, and there is no room for these filthy things! I will tear you to pieces, do you believe it or not?"
"Tear, you come and tear one for me to see! Mom, labor and management are as busy as dogs, you eat, sleep, sleep and eat all day long, and you still have your face dangling in front of me? Phew! What kind of chicken feathers?" Xu Moqiu scolded while sticking up, not taking Liao Yibao in his eyes at all.
"Xu Moqiu, I think you are lawless now! Labor and management ...... today Huh?Recruitment information?" Seeing those big words, Liao Yibao's outstretched hand was immediately retracted.
Wang Mufang also approached him for this matter before, but he was rejected because he was too busy with work, but he didn't expect to be picked up by this guy who didn't know whether to live or die. Hehe, enough for him.
Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "What? Do you want to help?"
Liao Yibao put his hands behind his back, shook his head and said: "If you are not in your position, you don't seek politics, the so-called art industry has a specialty, and the task of the contemptible people now is to protect the safety of the campus, and this kind of talent hiring will not be involved." β
"Let's go, let's set up a stall in Women's Street, maybe there will be a chance to get off the list!" Xu Moqiu put his arm around Liao Yibao, looking like a good person, "But I gave you such a good opportunity, you have to invite me to dinner at noon, the kind of eight dishes and one soup." β
Listening to the previous sentence, Liao Yibao was still a little excited, but as soon as he heard that he was invited to dinner, he also asked for eight dishes and one soup, and he instantly lost interest. This hairy still wants to squeeze oil and water here for himself, when I am an old Liao Shabi?
pushed Xu Moqiu away, tidied up his clothes, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm busy, this kind of thing, you better go find someone else." Then he walked away with his hands behind his back.
At this moment, the scorching sun was in the sky, Xu Moqiu was not so dedicated, looking at a few children playing with mud on the side of the road, he instantly had an idea.
Five minutes later, Xu Moqiu came to the child with a step of copy paper, whistled, took out a few hundred-yuan bills and patted them on his hand, and said temptingly: "Hey, child, do you want to earn two pocket money?"
Several children glanced at it, showed disdainful expressions, and shook their heads in unison: "I'm not interested." β
What the?
These little kids can resist the temptation of money, and it seems that the future is limitless!
But Xu Moqiu still refused to give up, and squatted down next to them: "Actually, it's very simple, you just need to help me paste something, and then I pass the inspection, and you can get the money, see no, I'm real money!"
"I said, uncle, are you bothered? That's it, it's not as much as my pocket money a day!" A little kid with a pot lid grabbed a large handful of bills from his pocket with his dirty hands, threw them on the ground, and pointed to the small pond not far away, "You go and pick the mud for me, and the money will be yours!"
"I have it too!"
"I have it too!"
Soon, at least thirty red bills were thrown in front of him.
Mom's was actually flattened by a few little children playing with mud, which made Mr. Xu's heart very uncomfortable.
The pot lid wiped a handful of snot: "Hey, are you going or not? As long as you pick a piece of football as big, I'll give you a thousand yuan!"
Are you kidding?
Teacher Xu, who would bend his waist for this thousand yuan? It's a big joke in the world!
The reason why he rolled up his sleeves and picked it up was because he loved labor and was helpful!
Think about it, what if these little boys accidentally fell into the pond, what if it caused a tragedy? He has always been a bodhisattva, and he can't let this happen.
After the mud was picked back, before he could wash his hands, he heard the child next to him say, "You pinch me a transformer and give you two hundred." β
Seeing the mud, Xu Moqiu recalled his childhood, and suddenly felt that it was not bad to experience it when he grew up - he was not for the two hundred yuan!
As a great soul engineer, morality, intelligence, physique, beauty, and labor are compulsory courses, and soon an ugly transformer appeared in front of the child.
The child pursed his lips, obviously dissatisfied, and took out a mud-stained bill from his pocket: "It's so ugly, this one is only worth a hundred." β
Xu Moqiu's face suddenly lengthened: "Little friend, man, you have to talk about it! You won't have girls like this in the future, hurry up and give me the money!"
Then he couldn't help but say, and reached out and grabbed one.
"Pinch an Ultraman for me. A child next to him said again.
"That thing is very difficult, don't do it without five hundred!" In order to finish the money in their hands as soon as possible, Xu Moqiu immediately raised the wages. After all, the sun is not so big.
"Five hundred is five hundred!"
"Good Ratcha!"
Another boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes said, "I want a pervert!"
I think you're like a pervert! You don't learn well at a young age! Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes, but with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, I guarantee that you are very perverted!"
The sound of "crackling" smashing mud sounded at the school gate, Xu Moqiu was twenty-eight years old, and he was actually like a mentally retarded child, pouting with a few children, and playing happily on the side of the road outside the school gate.
Liao Yibao looked for him on campus for a long time, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was almost angry!
Behind him, followed by two beautiful and sexy women, one of them came to apply for a teacher, and the other was a transfer student who transferred to another school, the principal was not there, and Xu Moqiu was currently the agent.
Fortunately, as the school's image spokesperson, he is actually playing with mud on the ground with a few children! This horse riding is something that a normal adult does? It simply lost the face of his old Xu family and Boya Middle School!
"Teacher Xu, what are you doing?" The thunderous voice sounded in his ears, startling Xu Moqiu.
Looking back, it was actually Liao Yibao, a fool, who immediately sank his face, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and glared: "Are you insane?
"Am I mentally ill?" Liao was angry and pointed at him, "Look at you, where do you still look like a teacher now? You still have the face to say that I am neurotic? You haven't graduated from kindergarten, have you?"
Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "What do I love, it's your business! Hurry up, don't dangle in front of me, I look at you and feel sick." β
"Do you think I want to see you?" Liao Yibao grimaced and pointed to the two women behind him, "They are here to apply for jobs and go to school, and you can look at the arrangements yourself! I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." β
Liao Yibao didn't want to stay with this madman for a moment, so he turned around and left.
Someone is coming so soon? It seems that the effect of this advertisement is still very good!
Xu Moqiu hurriedly wiped his hand on the child next to him, and when he turned around, he saw two familiar facesβit was actually them.