Xu Mang doesn't have a few bags in total, and in most cases, Xiaoman buys the bag for himself at the same time, and the products that come with it... For example, the handbag that is now placed on the side, that is, when he accompanied Xiaoman to buy a bag, Xu Mang proposed to buy a handbag by himself.

It's been almost two years, and this handbag has gone from a new look to an old... During this period, Xiao Man changed countless bags, and Xu Mang was still only two or three.

At this moment,

Xiao Man was very ashamed in his heart, although the big pig's trotters didn't care, but he had been using such an old bag, he didn't care about it, although he understood that it might be intentional, and wanted to create a simple and simple image, but... People who drive tens of millions of sports cars every day create a simple image of a fart.

Picking up this handbag, Yang Xiaoman first felt light... The second is that it feels deflated, there is nothing in it at all, it's basically a document...

Then

Xu Yang took a shower and walked downstairs in big pants, only to see his wife holding a handbag, her face full of guilt and confusion, and she couldn't help but ask curiously: "Wife... Are you going to buy me a bag?"

"Hmm!"

"Tattered... Don't you feel ashamed?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "People who don't know still think that I have abused you, my mother, and I will change my bag tomorrow... The handbag was thrown away. ”

"Oh..."

"You help me get the contents out, and then find a random men's satchel and put it in. Xu Mang drank pure milk and said absentmindedly: "Just put it on the coffee table." ”

Words fall,

went upstairs, leaving Xiao Man sitting on the sofa alone.

“...”

"Big pig's trotters!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's back, silently opened the leather bag, and took out some documents from it, and at this time, she touched a book... It's quite thick, and when I took it out, I was stunned when I saw it, and this cover alone had a huge impact on Xiao Man.

Xiao Man: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

"Yang Xiaoman's Wonderful Life"

This...

What is this thing?

It's not like a printed font, but the kind written with an oily black pen.,It's obvious that the eight big characters on it are written by Xu Da Pig's trotters himself.,But what does this mean? Mother, why am I so weird?

Turning the first page,

Xiao Man saw the legendary title page, the title page is the need for the continuous development of modern book binding design, this "Yang Xiaoman's Wonderful Life" will naturally not be missed, but the content on it is a bit shocking, especially violent after reading, the anger value has skyrocketed.

My wife is short, the front is flat, and the back is deflated, but it does not affect her happy life at all, this book records the wonderful life of my short and flat wife, and warns the future children, don't learn like your mother. - Xu Mang.

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Mother, I...

Looks like killing this guy!

Seeing some of the messy content on Xu Mang, he was so angry that he vomited blood... I can't wait to rush up now and kill the big pig's trotters upstairs, but in the end I hold back, and I have a strong curiosity to find out what kind of strange life I have.

Turn the first page, a few simple sentences.

XX month XX day, cloudy

I was lying on the sofa, peeking at my wife for the thirty-eighth time, Xiao Man's face had been blackened sixteen times, it was obvious that this woman was about to have an emotional breakdown, count the days... Relatives should have come, but a little early, maybe that's why it's stupid.

Call...

Call...

Yang Xiaoman's forehead was bruised, at this point in time, he was indeed very angry, but it was not the reason why his relatives came at all, but the company's affairs made him very irritable, and it turned out that this big pig's trotters were too bastard, and he started with a picture, and the content was all made up.

Next

There's also new content.

XX month XX day, rain

I sat in my chair, my emotions were out of control twelve times, and I thought about it for a whole hour, I really couldn't accept why modern technology was so advanced, but it couldn't save little Man's poor A-, I have to say... Xiao Man's A- makes the whole world's technology ashamed.

Get lost!

This bastard used to praise the benefits of Pingyouping, but behind the scenes, he liked big... Damn it!

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that her face turned red, and at this moment, her anger broke through her brain, making her feel a little suffocated, and she needed to vent... Vent your anger hard, or you will definitely be suffocated.

XX month XX day, fine

I slumped on the sofa and imagined for two hours, according to the reason, Xiao Man is so short, so flat and so deflated, the nutrition of food will be delivered to the brain, but in fact, Xiao Man is gradually becoming stupid at a speed visible to the naked eye, alas... But no matter how stupid Xiao Man becomes, I will never give up.

Yang Xiaoman: @#...%!

Move?

Wrath?

Is this happiness and suffering?

Yang Xiaoman is angry and funny, but this big pig's trotter is written with a sense of anticipation, and I especially want to know what kind of plot will be next.

XX month XX day, fog

I sat in front of the computer, scrolled the mouse 723 times, and had an emotional breakdown 120 times, why was I so handsome and dashing, suave and suave, but only married a woman like Xiaoman?

"Humph!"

"Big pig's trotters... You're dead!" Yang Xiaoman closed the notebook, his face was full of anger, and he rushed directly to the bedroom, pushed the door and saw Xu Mang lying on the bed, with a smile on his face, and suddenly Xiaoman's angry expression disappeared, and he couldn't let him go so easily.

"Huh?"

"Have you washed it?" Xu Mang raised his head and saw Xiao Man standing at the door, staring at him with a resentful expression, revealing a resentful woman's taste in his eyes, which stunned Xu Mang.

"Husband..."

"You must not love me anymore!" Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with a sad face: "After taking a bath, I ran upstairs directly, husband and wife... Husbands will take their wives to the bath. ”

Yes?

It's stupid to watch TV, right?

Xu Mang said with a disgusted face: "You hurry up and take a bath!"

Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and closed the door angrily, at this time... An idea of the end of the world came to me.

"Xu Mang!"

"Wait for death!"

...

night

Xu Mang was half-nesting at the head of the bed, playing Glory of Kings, but this Wang Ai called.

"Academician Xu..."

"I'll send me the calculations?" Wang Ai said.

"Hmm!"

"Anyway, you found someone to solve it, right?" Xu Mang asked casually: "Logically speaking, you can't solve this calculation, unless you find a researcher in the field of professional mathematics, but this is also normal, Einstein's gravitational field equation describes the tensor of space-time curvature, which is compressed by mathematician Rich." ”

"Oh..."

"Academician Xu... Can you promise me one thing?" Wang Ai asked cautiously, "My senior brother wants to meet you, he especially admires you, and has been looking for an opportunity to meet you. ”

"If he comes to the Demon Capital, he can see it. Xu Mang said indifferently: "It's late... You send me the information, just rest. ”

"Hmm!"

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang took his tablet from the bedside, clicked on the content in the email, and saw the calculation process solved by Wang Ai's senior brother, and took a closer look, Xu Mang felt a trace of dissatisfaction, the result was normal, but the process was too complicated.

Actually, it could be a little simpler, but forget it...

suddenly

The bedroom door was opened,

Yang Xiaoman walked to Xu Mang's side in a new set of clothes, gently pinched Xu Mang's minibus, and said gently: "Handsome guy... Am I beautiful?"

Xu Mang glanced at it, just a simple glance, almost out of his body, playful and terrible double ponytails, with a blue and white sailor suit, at this moment... activated the beast in Xu Mang's heart, and nodded again and again.

"Hee-hee..."

"Big fool~" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Wait for me..."

Words fall,

turned around and left the bedroom, leaving Xu Mang, who was anxiously waiting.

it!

What's going on today?

Xu Mang was confused, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the day, it was obviously just an ordinary day, but Xiao Man made it as if today was a wedding anniversary, no matter what... It's better to come than not to come!

Wait, wait, wait,

I waited for half an hour,

Xu Mang almost didn't wait for the collapse, there was no way... The shock given by the appearance of wearing a double ponytail and a blue and white sailor's suit was too big and too strong, and it directly touched the most fragile string in the depths of the soul.

finally

Xiao Man returned to the bedroom, although he was still dressed like this, there were still obvious differences in the details, there was a chain hanging from the ankle of his left foot, and the mysterious exotic style made people want to stop!

"Husband~"

"What are you waiting for?" Yang Xiaoman was shy with a hint of anticipation.

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang directly picked up this naughty little goblin and said seriously: "You demon girl... I'll drop you tonight!"

The moment he was picked up, Xiao Man's arms naturally wrapped around Xu Mang's neck, his head was buried tightly in his chest, and he squeaked and said, "Master... Can you spare the little girl?"

"Can't!"

"It is the duty of the old man to subdue demons and eliminate demons, how can he mess up his faith because of you?" Xu Mang said seriously: "Tonight... The old man will be a thousand-year-old man-eating goblin!"

however

Next, Xu Mang encountered a big problem, this little goblin's clothes... Problematic!

The buttons are not ordinary, roughly estimated to be more than thirty, and it is particularly difficult to unfasten, at this time, Xu Manang's forehead was full of beads of sweat, and he said helplessly: "Wife... You... Why are you so annoying in this dress?"

"Good things are grinding..."Yang Xiaoman said gently: "Take your time, you can't be provoked if you are in a hurry, right? ”

That's true, but... I'm impatient!

It took almost half an hour,

Xu Mang went through a lot of hardships and finally got his wish, and as a result... The next second, he fell from heaven to the abyss.

......

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