Chapter 411: Crazy Tractor

Qin Mengyan was a little puzzled.

Lonely men and widows are in the same room, even their clothes are taken off, and there is alcohol stimulation (although they don't drink it), and the dry wood fire is not burning?

Qin Mengyan still looked puzzled: "You really didn't push her?"

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Hiss~" Qin Mengyan looked at his crotch and frowned, "You can't be bad, are you......?"

Xu Moqiu stretched his face: "Hey, trouble you, my dear Miss Qin, put away your suspicious eyes! I can't do it, you still don't know? You are the biggest insult to me!"

"That doesn't make sense!" Qin Mengyan said with a tilt of her head.

"Why doesn't it make sense?" Xu Moqiu said angrily, "Do you have to ask me to do something to her, are you happy?"

"No, you...... You pushed me so simply when you pushed me, now that you have such a good opportunity, why don't you attack her?" Qin Mengyan was puzzled.

Xu Moqiu couldn't laugh or cry a little: "Auntie, what kind of person are you? I am acting properly, how can I do such a thing that takes advantage of people's danger?"

"Haha!" Qin Mengyan seemed to hear a joke, "Didn't you take advantage of people's danger to me in the first place? Well, I remember it! My aunt and grandmother have been uncomfortable for several days! I haven't asked you to settle this account yet!"

"Uh...... Things can't be counted like this, Meng Yan, we have an emotional foundation...... It's just that there is wine as a medium. We're normal, ahem, kind of ...... How can it be regarded as taking advantage of people's danger? Do you say it's Qin Baobao?" said and leaned up to kiss her with a dead face.

"Oh, are you tired?"

"Baby Qin, or we ......," Xu Moqiu whispered in her ear.

"I'm afraid you're not crazy! I'll tell you, don't even think about it!" Qin Mengyan was taken aback, pushed him away, and protected her chest with both hands, "Why didn't you find you so lustful before?"

Xu Moqiu rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "In front of your own woman, how can you be called sexual?"

"Get out of here, I'll go see my darling, you go and get my clothes back. Qin Mengyan ignored him anymore and jumped to leave.

……

At dinner time, looking at the table of fish and shrimp in front of her, the old nun clasped her hands together and shook her head: "Amitabha, good and good......

Xu Moqiu pointed to the soft-shelled turtle in front of him: "Mrs. Shi, why don't you also get it?" This thing is old and fat. ”

"Poor nuns are ...... monks"

Before the words could be spoken, a loud "bang" came from outside, which immediately startled Qin Mengyan, and the prawns that were clamped up immediately fell to the ground.

What a shrimp! It's such a waste! It's a terrible thing.

Qin Mengyan was annoyed, slapped the table and got up, rolled up her sleeves, and shouted murderously: "Which one is killing a thousand knives at this time to disturb the old lady?

As he spoke, he jumped out on his feet, Xu Moqiu was afraid that she would suffer from inconvenience, so he picked up the bench under her ass and hurriedly followed.

At the door, three guys with blue noses and swollen faces were leaning on the door with their shoulders hooked at the moment smoking, all of them were covered in alcohol, obviously drinking a lot of horse urine.

"Hat, be a groom tonight...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hiccup......"

When Qin Mengyan saw it, she was immediately happy, and it was actually Zhao Gongzi's three under-beaten jokes again. Wherever they go, they follow them, and there is really no limit to how much they are beaten.

Xu Moqiu took the first step in front of her, and shouted at a few people: "You few, haven't you drunk too much horse urine?"

"Hiccup~" Zhao Gongzi let out a long hiccup, leaned against the wall, and pointed at Xu Moqiu with half-squinted eyes, "You...... What kind of birdman are you? Hiccup...... Dare, dare to tell me to get out......? Do you know who I am?"

drank too much, and had forgotten that he was beaten by Xu Moqiu before, and then knelt down for an afternoon.

The bird's head shouted from the side, "This ...... Belch...... It's the head of our old village, Hiccup~ Zhao Dezhu's illegitimate son!"

Zhao Gongzi drank too much, didn't react for a while, and said arrogantly: "Yes......! What am I? ...... you? Can you afford to mess with me?"

"Haha...... Zhao Gongzi, look at this hairy and wearing a skirt!What a pervert!"

"Huh, little girl! So you're here!Haha, hiccup~ Let's find it easy!" Zhao Gongzi's eyes were sharp, and he saw Qin Mengyan behind Xu Moqiu, and he was immediately overjoyed, and ran towards her with the pace of a wild dog.

"Maid?" Xu Moqiu turned his head and looked at Qin Mengyan in surprise, puzzled, "When did you become a maid again?"

Qin Mengyan chuckled: "Heh~ This guy plans to let my dear make him a big house, and I don't have that blessing, I can only be a maid who burns the fire." Miserable ......"

Xu Moqiu shook his head: "It's really delusional about advanced cancer." ”

"Come on, these guys are thick-skinned, so you don't have to keep your hands. Qin Mengyan turned around and grabbed Lu Mingyue's arm, "Let's go, dear, let's go back to eat, and the chores will be done by your family." ”

Lu Mingyue nodded at Xu Moqiu and said with concern, "Be careful." ”

"Ouch, little girl, where are you going? Come, let Zhao Gongzi train me well!"

Zhao Gongzi said and stretched out his hand to pull Qin Mengyan, where could Xu Moqiu let him succeed, he pulled it over, and raised his leg to kick him out.

"Zhao Gongzi, don't panic, I ......"

Dunzi hurriedly stepped forward to catch him, but he didn't expect Zhao Gongzi to take this kick, his stomach churned, wow, his mouth opened, and a bubble of vomit fell from the sky, and he washed his face for free.

But fortunately, Zhao Gongzi was caught by him in the standard posture of holding his sister in his arms, but after such a stimulus, Dunzi didn't hold back, and his bloody mouth was also a big mouth, wow, he was given a body to treat others in the way of others.

The two of them were instantly wet, and their bodies and faces were covered with undigested rice residue and vegetable leaves.

The stench instantly diffused in the air, and Xu Moqiu was so disgusted by the two of them that he dragged his feet without saying a word, and threw his hands into the paddy field outside.

The bird's head was held down by him, and without saying a word, he began to pick up the clothes on his body.

"Huh, are you okay with this tune?" The bird's eyes lit up, not only did not resist, but he was so excited that he couldn't do it, and he took the initiative to take off only one inner tube after dividing five by two.

Licking his lips, just as he was about to remove the last obstacle, Xu Moqiu shook his hand and pulled it over with a big ear scraper.

A slap made his face bloody, but the bird's head became even more excited, and sang while gesturing: "Oh yo yo!

"Trouble Nima!" Xu Moqiu didn't expect that this guy was not only a, but also a shaking M! For fear of being infected by him, he kicked him into the paddy field like playing football.

Then he slammed the door behind him and went back to the house to eat.

But he seriously underestimated the ability of these guys to resist blows, and after a while he got up from the paddy field, and then kicked the door open with a "clang".

Zhao Gongzi shook the braid at the back of his head, supported the wall with one hand, and posed as an exclusive pose of an underwear model on TV: "Quack quack~ I'm Zhao Gongzi, I'm back again! Little girl, don't you come out to greet this son? hiccup~"

"Zhao Gongzi is mighty!"

"Zhao Gongzi is better than the cow!"

"Quack Quack~"

Several ghost-like voices came again, Xu Moqiu suddenly became angry, rolled up his sleeves and stood up: "It's endless?"

"Amitabha, good and good! "The old nun really couldn't stand it anymore, so she resorted to a killer trick - let Ah Huang go.

"Uh......h Wow!" Ah Huang whimpered twice and swooped out.

The bird's head seemed to have discovered a new world: "Huh? Zhao Gongzi...... There are dogs!"

Zhao Gongzi's eyes lit up even more, and he rubbed his hands: "Yo Xi! this one is more fun!

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Gongzi's ass was taken hard.

This mouthful instantly brought him to his senses, clapping his hands and shouting: "Hiss...... Ahh Ollie gives!"

Then there is the three fools vs. Ah Huang, to be exact, Ah Huang should abuse the three fools alone. It wasn't until they were bitten all over their bodies that the three of them left satisfied.

I don't have to say, tonight's sleep must be stable again.

There was nothing to say that night, and everyone basically slept very soundly - except for Xu Moqiu, there were too many mosquitoes in the firewood room!

originally wanted to attack Qin Mengyan at night, but she slept with Lu Mingyue

together, after all, I still don't have that guts. had to endure in silence all night.

Early the next morning, the three of them packed up everything, quit the old nun, and embarked on a journey to the city.

In the early morning mist in the woods, the chirping of some unknown bird could be faintly heard, and the sun had just risen, and the sky was full of brilliant clouds.

Morning is the time when everything wakes up and is full of vitality, breathing fresh air, and the whole person seems to have been reborn.

I don't know how long I walked along the stone road, and finally saw the potholed oil road.

“ku qi ku ku”

The luck of the three of them was not bad, and after waiting on the side of the road for a long time, they could be regarded as waiting for a tractor emitting black smoke and coming on.

Under the effect of the aura of beauty, the uncle readily agreed to their request for a ride.

The uncle was wearing a blue cloth shirt, a straw hat on his head, a pair of large sunglasses on his face, and a long smoking gun in his mouth.

"Girl, go to the city to work?" As the uncle spoke, he spat out a big smoke ring on Xu Moqiu's face.

"yes!"

"It's a good part-time job, I wish you a lot of money! ”

Lu Mingyue smiled sweetly: "Thank you, uncle." Well, let me ask, how long will we have to walk when we get to the city?"

"It's fast! It's only two or three hours. While speaking, the uncle kept tilting his head and looking at Xu Moqiu.

There were several big pits in front of him, and Xu Moqiu couldn't help but remind: "Uncle, why don't you look at me first, look at the road?" Although I also know that I am very eye-catching......

The smile on the uncle's face disappeared without a trace, and he said in a deep voice: "Who is looking at you? Young man, you are not ordinary narcissism!"

"No, uncle, there's a pit in front! It's such a big pit, turn left ......."

Uncle looked impatient: "I know, Uncle, I've been driving for decades, and I want you to give me a blind command?" Also, when you speak, please look into my eyes, this is the least respect for me, do you know?"

The uncle took off his sunglasses, and Xu Moqiu realized that he was a squint......

"I'll tell you, young man, if you're like this, won't any girl like you, think about your uncle and me, that's a flower ...... the village"

"Boom" A motorcycle roared and interrupted the uncle's words.

Two green-haired young men who killed Matt caught up from behind, and whistled at the two beauties in the car with a smile: "Beauty, your car is not powerful, come and take your brother's motorcycle, let you experience the speed and passion." ”

The other also laughed and said, "Yes, if you take a motorcycle during the day and a plane at night, it is guaranteed to make you feel refreshed!"

Qin Mengyan was annoyed, took off her shoes and slammed them into the heads, scolding in her mouth: "Dog, go sit with your grandma!"

"Eh, can't fight! Can't fight! Little beauty, are you angry?" The giraffe-like boy sitting in the back dodged the attack, and stood up very proudly, his ass twisting around, which was called an extraordinary pride.

"Die!" another shoe flew out, only to be dodged.

Qin Mengyan still wanted to throw it, but Xu Moqiu shook her slippery feet and said helplessly: "It's gone." ”

"Oh, beauty, so spicy, it's delicious! I like it! Let's go, go with my brother. ”

The uncle couldn't stand it anymore: "Young man, don't be so impetuous......"

"Impetuous, what about your horse, don't step on the horse, Bibi there!he tui!" The young man who killed Matt opened his mouth and spit out a bubble of thick phlegm towards the uncle, his mouth was not dry or clean, "Old turtle calf, eat S! ha......"

After that, he turned the accelerator and left very proudly.

"Little grandson, dare to be embarrassed in front of your grandfather, you will be a rabbit if you run away!" The uncle was so angry that he threw his straw hat and threw it away, and with a roar and a boom, the tractor instantly trembled violently.

Look at this posture, this uncle wants to use his tractor to catch up with and surpass other people's big motor! Isn't this a joke? Xu Moqiu hurriedly persuaded: "Uncle, don't be impulsive! Impulse is the devil!"

"Shut your beak!" the uncle shouted, and increased his horsepower to rumble after him.