Chapter 1, The Man with a Poisonous Tongue
"Die, you hopelessly poisonous tongue man!"
"Bang!"
The door to the conference hall was slammed open, and a fashionably dressed woman rushed out.
"I even said that the perfume on my body was a pesticide, and I asked what brand!?"
"Ah~~!Sooner or later, I'm going to strangle him!"
The rapid tapping sound of the high heels touching the ground is full of the murderous aura of the owner, and the LOGO of "Manhong Brokerage" behind him forms a classic stills of an urban dog blood drama.
"Next!"
A lazy male voice came from the living room......
I cheered myself up, and another beauty with a good face did expression management, and pushed the door in.
A young man with some salted fish sat across the conference table, glanced at himself a little and then lowered his gaze, while his vice president sat beside him with a grim face......
"Name?" the man asked perfunctorily.
"Yu Shanshan"
"Real age?"
After hesitating for a moment, he looked at his vice president again, remembered the announcement of the previous company group, and gritted his teeth:
"27 years old. ”
The man looked at the number "25" written on the paper and bared his teeth.
"Tell me about your understanding of the role of [Su Xuetang] played by yourself in the last play. ”
The woman was stunned, isn't her role just a small supporting role of N? What is understandable about a famous prostitute in a green house?
"Hmm...... She is a very beautiful woman who has a deep crush on the male protagonist, so she is willing to give everything for him, and even commit to the F county order. Well...... Nope. ”
"Say your understanding of the sentence "It's just that the tempering of time makes us know how to escape and swallow our anger, and then slowly forget our former innocence". ”
"A live show of a woman who is content while shopping. ”
......
Ten minutes later, the young man handed a score sheet to the vice president, and then said as if Yu Shanshan in front of him did not exist:
"In terms of overall performance, the appearance is 75, the makeup skills are good, at least 20 points are added to you, but the facial features are not recognizable, and it is only suitable for the urban light and familiar route. To give you a suggestion, don't continue to draw stick makeup, the screen is full of water [everyone comes to find fault], which will make your already unrecognizable facial features more likely to be regarded as passers-by. ”
"The shape is 70, not bad, not top-notch, basically unknown in the film and television industry, basically insulated and sexy route. ”
"Temperament 60, basically except for the role of a gold worshipper, an ordinary junior, etc., the rest of the film and television roles are not suitable. ”
"Culture40, the level of knowledge in literature, philosophy, history, science and engineering sciences is very low, and the general knowledge of life is also very narrow, and there is a lack of special skills. ”
"Acting 30, the character understanding is superficial, lacks creativity, has a dull expression, has extremely poor line skills, and basically has no development potential in the entertainment industry, so it is recommended that Mr. Liu position it as a low-end print advertising model. ”
After speaking, the young man raised his hand and signaled that Yu Shanshan could go out.
Mr. Liu saw Yu Shanshan, whose face was pale on the other side, and her face was even more ugly. This guy named "Yang Zhu" is too TMD and poisonous;
From the beginning of the interview to the present, none of the more than ten artists in my company can be seen, so forget it, after all, business, buyers and sellers have to choose in both directions. But every time this animal treats its own artists as if they are air, they are damaged from beginning to end in front of them, and there are no repeats, and there are already more than five artists who go out crying!
Well...... But objectively speaking, this animal's mouth is a little poisonous, and what he said is quite reasonable, do you want to try the advice he gave?
Ahh
Hu Yongbo, what do you think!
We must take a firm stand! We must not be deceived by the enemy!
Well...... Anyway, if it weren't for the group company behind this livestock, there would still be a large amount of "transfer fees" that might be paid, seeing his artists being bullied like this, he would have wielded the iron fist of justice a long time ago!
Then the aggrieved Mr. Hu watched Yu Shanshan rush out with tears in her eyes, took a breath of depression, and shouted:
"Next!"
"Expressions and limbs are too contrived, OUT!"
"Half a pound of powder on your face can't change your mediocre posture, OUT!"
"Get your nose lifter out...... Hey, how can such a flat nose have audience popularity?OUT!"
Seven or eight more entertainers broke down and went out.
Just when Mr. Hu felt that the pile of red was about to leave him......
"Uh-huh??"
"What's your name?"
"Wan Jing".
Looking at this face that was similar to Fu Shou Niangniang in that world, Yang Zhu was in a trance......
Well, younger, and for the time being, there is no mature woman's charm of Fushou Niangniang; she looks like a country rabbit, which is far from the calm and resolute temperament of "that one".
After looking at it for half a minute, Yang Zhu withdrew his eyes.
"Twenty-one-year-old, a newcomer with no acting experience?
“...... Does repairing mobile phones and computers count?" Wan Jing asked weakly.
"Huh...... Of course, the mobile phone film is also counted, so that you can go to the flyover to set up a stall when you can't open the pot one day, and say less than 50 a day, which is enough for you to gnaw on steamed buns. ”
Seeing Yang Zhu's poisonous tongue, the fledgling Wan Jing shrank his head like a quail.
Thinking of the experience of "that one", Yang Zhu held an attitude of giving it a try and asked:
"Can you sing?"
"Yes...... One point, only sung twice at KTV. "Wan Jing
"Sing a song to listen to, come to a song that you are good at. ”
"Is Acacia Moon okay?" Wan Jing's voice was like a mosquito humming.
Yang Zhu nodded.
"Then I'll sing it...... Red ~~!!"
As soon as the third word was sung, the singing came to an abrupt end...... It's broken!
Yang Zhu looked at Wan Jing, who was about to cry, and sighed, this girl is too nervous, is her psychological quality so poor?
Yang Zhu, who had no idea how terrible he was, said in what he thought was the softest voice: "You were too nervous just now, control your emotions, and sing it again after brewing for a minute." ”
Hearing this "gentle" figure, as if she had met a wolf grandmother, Wan Jing's body trembled even more.
said that it was a minute, but after waiting for a full three minutes, Wan Jing's emotions finally calmed down.
Yang Zhu didn't urge, just looked at her like a stone man, waiting for her to brew a good feeling.
"The red maple leaves hang from the treetops, and the curved stone bridge curves to the waist. Tonight, the lights are bright again, and the moon in the sky is bright and the stars are bright......"
A full five minutes later, the song "Lovesick Moon" was all sung, and to Yang Zhu's ears, Wan Jing sang it well.
Although he is definitely not a professional singer and lacks his own characteristics, he has at least reached the point of "listening" in terms of rhythm, timbre, and emotional injection.
"Have you ever studied acting?"
Wan Jing shook her head.
"Interested in acting?"
Wan Jing nodded.
Yang Zhu thought about it carefully. This girl looks so much like "that one", her appearance is naturally not bad, and her singing voice is not bad, but the "performance" part she is looking forward to the most is not visible now.
Will this girl be like "that" in the future, from a singer to an actor, and become a "young artist" with great tension and aura?
Although there is a bit of drumming in my heart, I don't have time to find a more reliable seedling in my own situation.
Forget it!
"Mr. Hu, it's her!"
"Oh, next...... Huh?" Mr. Hu was a little confused, and almost habitually called out the next one.
God is pitiful, this animal finally has a look, although I don't know why I fell in love with this guy who looks good, but has a rustic temperament. But whatever, the money is beckoning to you!
The two sides directly began to bargain in front of Wan Jing like buying and selling livestock.
"500,000 Miss Wan Jing is a good seedling that we spent a lot of effort to find, and this is the key training object of our company in the future!"
"100,000! If you want to have a figure or not, if you want to have a temperament, if you want to have a special strength, and you want to focus on cultivating objects?
"400,000 yuan! How can you say that she has no special skills? Miss Wan Jing has great potential in singing! With a little training, she will be a rising superstar in the future music scene!"
"200,000 yuan! The last offer! She should still be a trainee contract now, right? Also a rising star in the music world? On her terms, you go and find me a gold medal composer who is willing to write songs for her to try! If it weren't for the fact that there was still an artist on my side who played a girl, I wouldn't want to send it to me on her terms!"
"200,000...... Okay, it's time to make Mr. Yang your friend, a deal!"
Wan Little White Rabbit Jing on the side, watching himself being sold like an animal, was extremely hurt in his heart: "Play a girl...... Sure enough, am I thinking too highly of myself?"
After reaching the intention, Yang Zhu stood up: "That's it, the contract will be officially signed in three days, and it will be troublesome for Mr. Hu to clean up his hands." ”
Then he said to the little white rabbit who was self-aware: "You also pack up and prepare, and after signing the contract in three days, you will move out, and I will help you get the house at that time." ”
After some hypocritical politeness, Yang Zhu left the "Manhong Brokerage".
got into the car and looked at the red words in his eyes, Yang Zhucai slowly exhaled:
Name: [Attack on the Salted Fish System]
As a salted fish, the moment you have strong mood swings, that's when you attack!
Host: Yang Zhu
Current points: 6200
Current Mission: "Attack on the Broker"
Mission Description: Hosts who are dissatisfied with the current level of advertising and film and television actress performances need to become an agent, cultivate at least 1 well-known female star, and make her acting skills and talents recognized by the public.
Quest Progress (0/5): Become an agent and sign at least 1 female artist
Reward: 24-Hour Master Experience Card (Effective after selecting a branch skill)
Failure Penalty: Erasure (Can't complete even a small challenge, is there still value in existing?)
Time remaining: 76 hours and 23 minutes
Looking at the progress of the task, Yang Zhu carefully controlled his emotions: "NND, isn't it just that when I watched the advertisement two days ago, I complained that a certain Xiaohua's acting skills were too bad?
Thinking of his three-year experience of traveling into this world, Yang Zhu wanted to cry without tears.
This is a broken system, but if you find yourself with a little bit of negative emotional fluctuations, you will send yourself a task, can you still let people live well!?
Could it really be that you can only live like a salted fish, without fluctuations and desires?