In the office,

Yang Xiaoman finally finished handling official business, and at this time she was writing two names on the paper, Xu Yang and Xu Man... Yang Xiaoman was happy from the bottom of her heart about these two names, after all, it was her child's name, and it was a combination of her husband's name.

"Xu Yang..."

"Xu Man..."Yang Xiaoman's face was full of happiness, and for a while the brilliance of motherhood shrouded her, did she smile and said to herself: "Child... You must be obedient, if you follow the example of your bastard father, beware of your own mother beating your ass. ”

Speaking of people like Xu Mang,

Yang Xiaoman's brain exploded in an instant, a bastard husband has already exhausted himself physically and mentally, if there is another little demon king of the mixed world, how will he live in the future? What if he is pregnant with twins? A big demon king of the mixed world, plus two little demon kings of the mixed world, this... What to do?

Although Xu Mang, a big pig's trotter, will bring a lot of suffering to himself from time to time, he will occasionally have some warm feelings, but the child's words... When I was a baby, I cried a lot, and when I was a little sensible, I was naughty and mischievous, and then it was the rebellious period, and I was angry with myself to half death.

"Ugh..."

"Suddenly I feel that pregnancy is not a good thing!" Yang Xiaoman frowned, thinking of his mother-in-law, saying how his mother-in-law survived at that time, she must learn from the experience, and she will live like this in the future.

"Hello?"

"Mom... It's me, Xiao Man. Yang Xiaoman made a phone call to Xu's mother and said gently: "Mom... Are you alright?"

"Little Man!"

"I'm in good health, and I'm going to come and take care of your baby when the time comes. Mother Xu received a call from her daughter-in-law, her words were full of happiness, and she said with a smile: "What about Xu Mang, this stinky boy?

"He went home and cooked. Yang Xiaoman said softly: "Mom... I want to ask you one thing, what is that... What was it like when you gave birth to Xu Mang?"

"Gave birth to him?"

"Uh... Let me think. Mother Xu fell into deep thought, and said after a long time: "When I just gave birth to Xu Mang, I felt very happy... After all, being pregnant for ten months is to see the child, and at that time, when I saw the little faces twisted together, my heart completely melted. ”

Listening to his mother-in-law's words, Yang Xiaoman can feel that kind of happiness, but... She didn't want to hear this, so she hurriedly said, "Mom... Did Xu Mang make a fuss at that time? What did you think at that time, and how did you solve it?"

"Noisy?"

"This stinky boy is not just making a fuss!" Xu Mu's words were full of annoyance: "It's okay at first... I know how to sleep all day, but a little bit older, oh my God... I knew how to sleep during the day, but at night it was noisy, and I almost wanted to lose this stinky boy at that time. ”

“...”

Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly, you can imagine that kind of upset, but... This is also a normal phenomenon, after all, children... has more energy than adults, and it will be noisy at night, anyway, let Xu Da pig's trotters deal with it, and he doesn't care about those things.

"Mom?"

"Then how did you deal with Xu Mang's mischievous mischief?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.

"Beat!"

"Beat to death!"

"But... You also know what the habits of Xu Mang, this stinky boy, are. Mother Xu sighed, and said helplessly: "It's useless to beat up, at most it will work for a few hours, and then continue to give you naughty tricks, the family was not very rich before, living in the alleys and alleys, this bastard boy..."

"How?"

"What's wrong with Xu Mang?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Mother Yang said angrily: "Your husband... At that time, there was a nickname, called the reincarnation of the Great Demon King... I've done all kinds of bastard things, either fried other people's pickle jars, or stole other people's dried yellow croaker, and roasted them themselves to eat. ”

This thing,

Yang Xiaoman knew something, and had been to that alley with him, and then said cautiously: "Mom... What will happen after that? Don't those neighbors dare to gnaw?"

"Don't dare..."

"Don't dare to say it to your face. Mother Xu smiled bitterly: "This stinky boy... At that time, he had a very bad temper, and if anyone dared to scold him, the glass window of that house would be shattered the next day, and the money I earned with your father-in-law would basically go to lose money. ”

I...

It's over!

In the future, my own children will also have this habit.

"Xiao Man?"

"Are you worried about your children in the future... It's the same as Xu Mang, right?" asked Xu Mu.

"Hmm..."

"I'm worried about being as naughty as Xu Mang was when he was a child. Yang Xiaoman simply admitted it, and then said: "I'm worried... I can't bear it myself, my temper is not very good, I'm afraid..."

"Don't be afraid!"

"I thought the same thing as you at the time, but sometimes I just couldn't help it. Mother Xu said seriously: "There is another rest assured, I will never interfere in your child's education, after all, it is your child." ”

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, no... Mom, it's not what you think. ”

"Alright, alright!"

"After all, this is your family affair, as long as you don't divorce Xu Mang, love will be whatever it is. Mother Xu smiled: "I hung up first, knitting shoes for the child." ”

"Oh..."

Hang up the phone,

Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to do for a while, and thought about it for a long time... In the end, I still follow my own ideas, as long as I dare to be naughty, it will be a fat beating, who dares to care... You're welcome to anyone.

...

meanwhile

Xu Mang is preparing a condensed Manchu and Han full seat, the so-called condensed Manchu and Han full banquet, in fact, it is a hodgepodge, commonly known as 'Buddha jumping over the wall', but Xu Mang upgraded it and added some pregnant women's ingredients to it.

Although the Nobel Prize is important, but... The Nobel Prize will never leave there, and if the wife is not taken care of, it is very likely that it will be gone... It's a pity that such a cute and money-making wife ran away, and she was scolded to death by her mother.

Belch...

Simmer for three hours,

Xu Mang decided to study the materials of Boton, came to his study, opened the computer and downloaded the materials, and began to conduct systematic research.

I have to say,

This is a real idea, and quantum entanglement becomes the core of a mathematical proof.

But there's a gambling problem involved, and there's a bit of a problem... Can a quantum system with infinitely measurable variables be approximated by a simple system with only finite variables?

Regarding this answer,

Xu Mang can roughly give some theorems, if according to Boton's idea, then the correlation between two quantum systems in the case of over-distance entanglement is also incalculable, in essence, quantum systems cannot be approximated by finite systems.

"Let's get started!"

Xu Mang directly turned on the acceleration mode, this problem is not very difficult, with Boton's idea, just continue to study.

Two hours later,

Yang Xiaoman returned to the gate of the community, it was the assistant who drove her back, and at first she also called Xu Mang, but no one answered after countless calls, so angry that Xiaoman wanted to kill him, and finally let his assistant work hard to send him back.

"Thank you. Yang Xiaoman smiled: "I'm sorry... My husband may be busy. ”

"It's okay... Mr. Yang. The assistant smiled: "Man... In fact, my husband is often too busy to forget about me, but... The men who work hard are still quite handsome, and I think Academician Xu Mang is even more handsome. ”

"Handsome?"

"I don't think so, but I'm stupid. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said helplessly: "I'll go first... Thank you again. ”

All the way to the door,

Pushing open the door, he asked a strong aroma, and all the complaints before disappeared without a trace at this moment.

"Husband?"

"Where are you?" Yang Xiaoman found that there was no one in the kitchen and no one in the living room, so he hurriedly shouted.

moment

Xu Mang hurriedly ran downstairs, saw Xiao Man's sad face, and asked in confusion, "How did you come back?"

"Humph!"

"I'm embarrassed to say, I don't understand how many calls I've made to you. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "If it weren't for the fact that you made dinner, you would have burst your dog's head directly." ”

Xu Mang glanced at his mobile phone on the coffee table, couldn't help laughing embarrassedly, and in order to make up for his mistake, he walked to the side with his face licked and hugged her.

"Oops..."

"What a grievance for my little darling. Xu Mang pinched Xiao Man's handsome face and said gently: "I was busy just now..."

Being held like this,

The stiff body instantly softened, shrunk in his arms and squeaked: "Husband... Today I talked to my mom on the phone and she told me something about when you were a kid and I'm scared right now... If the child is as skinny as you, it will kill me. ”

"Then beat!"

"It's honest to be beaten up. Xu Mang said with a smile.

"It's useless!"

"When you were a child, you were beaten every day, and you don't necessarily change it. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I don't know if it's twins, if it's twins, it's going to be fatal... I'll tell you, don't meddle in anything about education, or you'll be pulled out!"

“...”

"What if my mother wants to take care of it?" asked Xu Mang.

"No!"

"My mother has promised me that she will not interfere in my child's education. Yang Xiaoman said: "I'll give my mother a notice later." ”

Xu Mang thinks...

It may be very difficult to let the mother-in-law ignore it, but he also wants to see what the mother-in-law thinks.

"Then you fight. ”

"That's right... How about the wedding in December?" Xu Mang said, "If it's too late... Your belly is going to get bigger. ”

"Hmm!"

moment

Yang Xiaoman made a phone call to his mother, and Xu Mang sat on the side with a strange smile.

"Mom!"

"Now officially informing you!"

"When I educate my children in the future, you can't just interfere!" Yang Xiaoman's tone was very tough, and he said seriously: "Whether I beat him or scold him, you can't care!"

"You damn girl!"

"Say what?"

Xiao Man was scolded, and Xu Mang was very happy.

But soon,

I didn't want to get up happily.

......