Chapter 507: Fooling

How to explain this problem? Yang Meng felt that his head was too big. You can't say that you use your mana to heal people, right?

He had now understood one thing: if he used mana to destroy the disease, it was definitely a very effective means, but if he used mana to heal the disease?

It's no wonder that there are so many immortals in "Journey to the West", and the level of destruction is higher than the other, and only a few gods such as Guanyin can do it if they really want to cure diseases. Healing with mana is a very difficult thing!

But as Dongyue Palace's own mysterious big brother said, this is a good way to practice how to manipulate mana.

Of course it's a good idea, but it's also a very painful process.

But how do you explain how you treated Liu Yun?

Yang Meng pondered for a moment, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said leisurely: "'The heart, the official of the monarch, the gods are out of the way. The Lord is clear, and the health is longevity, and the Zodiac is in danger if the Lord is unknown, and the health is in danger. ”

My mother was stunned: "Ask you how to cure the disease." What did you say?"

Pan Anguo was also confused, looking at Yang Meng and not knowing what it meant.

As a result, Dean Zhang Xingquan of the Seventh Doctor laughed after hearing this: "Director Yang, are you testing us? This is not difficult for me, this is the record in the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon。。。。。。 Wait, do you mean。。。。。。。 ”

Zhang Xingquan suddenly looked at Yang Meng with a look of surprise.

Yang Meng smiled and nodded: "You guessed it, it should be what it means!"

Zhang Xingquan gasped.

Pan Anguo was anxious: "What kind of dumb riddle are you guys playing?"

Zhang Xingquan explained: "The passage just now is the explanation of the 'qi' in the human body in the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, and the trick of using 'qi' to maintain health. What we call 'Qigong' is the application and practice of this theory. ”

"Qigong?" Pan Anguo frowned: "You mean the kind of 'qigong' in the late eighties?"

Everyone turned their heads to look at Yang Meng together, but Yang Meng nodded directly.

Pan Anguo was anxious: "I said Director Yang, if you don't want to teach us, don't teach us, is it interesting to tease us so much?"

Dad didn't understand and asked Long Mingyang on the side, "Brother Long, what did they say?"

Long Mingyang was stunned for a moment: "You don't know the 'Qigong Tide'?"

Looking at Yang Tiejun's confused look, Long Mingyang smiled and said, "Oh, you live in the mountains, it's not strange that you don't know this." ”

Yang Tiejun said: "Brother Long will help solve your doubts. ”

Long Mingyang said with a smile: "During the late 80s and early 90s of the last century, there was a so-called 'qigong craze' in our country, and for a time the whole country was practicing qigong. And this is still officially advocated! Everyone is enthusiastic about qigong. The poet Haizi of "Facing the Sea and Spring Blossoms", some people say that he practiced qigong and went crazy and finally committed suicide by lying on the rails. ”

"Practicing qigong and practicing crazy?" Yang Tiejun didn't quite believe Long Mingyang's words.

Long Mingyang said: "At that time, there were at least tens of thousands of so-called qigong masters in our country, and at that time, there were at least hundreds of millions of people in our country practicing qigong! Imagine for yourselves what kind of scene it was! Qigong for all people! Some practiced with an iron pot on their heads, some said that after practicing qigong, some exuded fragrance all over their bodies, and some rolled on the ground, and some wailed and cried。。。。。。 Look at what CHUAN sells now, what it was like to practice qigong back then!"

"What are they trying to do?" asked my mother, who stopped curiously.

Long Mingyang explained: "A considerable part of it was for money! In those days, listening to a so-called 'report meeting' cost dozens or even hundreds of yuan in tickets, and what so-called 'information water', 'report tapes', 'information pots', and 'qigong cultivation books' were sold in it。。。。。。 Anyway, to put it bluntly, it's a circle of money. It's a good thing you didn't make it to that time. ”

"How could that be like that then?" Yang Tiejun asked puzzled.

Duan Sheng on the side answered this question: "It's also very simple to say. At that time, our country had just reformed and opened up, and people knew how big the gap between Han and the world was. At that time, the Western set was incompatible in our country, and the gap between our set and the West was a bit big, and under the trend of self-esteem, a wave of national learning began to occur, and the so-called 'qigong fever' was also a thing that I hoped to take a shortcut to catch up with and surpass the developed countries in that special era. Speaking of which, this was a phenomenon that emerged in the course of history at that time. There is also a part of the meaning of using ancient ideas to resist foreign ideas from the West. ”

Long Mingyang said: "But in the eyes of those who have experienced that era: qigong is basically the same as 'liar'. That's why they reacted so strongly after listening to Yang Meng's words. ”

"So that's the case!" The old mother suddenly realized: "Son, are you lying to them?"

Yang Meng frowned after hearing this.

He is indeed deceiving Pan Anguo and them, but can he not deceive?

Yang Meng thought for a while, took the teacup and went to the kitchen, took a cup of cold water from there, and handed it to Pan Anguo: "You see if it's cold water or hot water!"

"Cool water!" Pan Anguo looked at.

"Check if the cup has any mechanism!" Yang Meng said.

They checked: "Of course not!"

Yang Meng smiled and took back the teacup, and Pan Anguo watched as the water in the cup emitted heat.

"Now I know if I'm lying to you. Yang Meng put the cup in front of Pan Anguo for them to check: "Don't say that you want to learn this qigong, it's not that I hit you, just start learning now, and you may not be able to learn it if you learn that bones become mummies! Don't doubt my words, there is something called 'coincidence', and I can learn this because of this." ”

"No wonder you're so strong. Pan Anguo said.

Zhang Xingquan said: "Director Yang, since you have this ability, why don't you benefit the patients?"

"Benefit the patients?" Yang Meng took out a cigarette after hearing this, divided it around, and then lit one himself, and asked, "How many patients with severe mental illness are there in our city?"

Zhang Xingquan asked rhetorically: "I don't know if Mr. Yang can treat all mental illnesses or only 'adolescent schizophrenia'?"

"Basically, it can be done, is there any problem?" Yang Meng asked.

Zhang Xingquan said: "This is easy to calculate, if you subdivide it, I don't count it in my heart, but I still understand the total number." After all, our city is a small city, so it is not very many, and there are less than 21,000 patients with various types of severe mental disorders registered in the Seventh Medical Institution. Less than one-third of those first-tier cities. Zhang Xingquan replied.

Yang Meng was happy when she heard this: "'There are less than 21,000 people'? Then do you know how long it takes me to treat a patient?"

"How long?" asked Zhang Xingquan, puzzled.

Yang Meng said: "You can only treat one at a time. It takes about two hours, and I can cure five in a day, and I can cure two thousand in a year, and it will take ten years to cure these people, and maybe not as many as those who have fallen ill during this period. Then I don't have to do anything in my life, just deal with these people there! It's just one of our cities! What if you count the whole country?"

"But you have the ability!" Zhang Xingquan said.

Yang Meng sighed and said, "If I have this ability, I will lose my life? Don't you think this is a bit cruel? How old am I? Just let me get together with a group of crazy people in my life?"

Listening to Yang Meng's words, Zhang Xingquan looked at Pan Anguo with a pleading expression.

Pan Anguo turned his head and looked at Yang Tiejun and his wife on the side: "I don't know what Brother Yang and his younger brothers and sisters think?"

"We?" Yang Tiejun was stunned for a moment and said: "My son is older, he has his own ideas when he encounters things, and he can make his own decisions when there are things! But I think my son is right, he is still young, he can't just hang with a group of crazy people in this life, right?"

Pan Anguo was stunned, this answer was not the same as he thought!

He hurriedly said: "You can't think like that, this is a good thing that will go down in history! If Yang Meng can really treat mental illness, how much honor will he receive?"

Yang Meng said disdainfully after hearing this: "Honor can be eaten as a meal?"

"This is really capable!" Pan Anguo said with a smile: "Do you want to! When people mention Yang Meng, the only expert in the world who can treat severe mental illness." At that time, it was not only you, it was the entire Guangzong Yaozu, not to mention, your children and grandchildren would follow suit!"

Yang Meng's head shook like a rattle when he heard this: "If I create a good living environment for them, won't they follow me to enjoy happiness?"

"That's different!" Pan Anguo said: "The ancestors have virtue and the blessing of the future generations! Do you see that there are few people like this in our country? How many people are not just because they have a good ancestor, so they can do nothing now? You yourself are strong enough to walk sideways, can you guarantee that your children and grandchildren will do the same?"

"Huh?" The old mother on the side suddenly became interested after hearing this, and beckoned to Pan Anguo: "That, Brother Pan, these two are dead-eyed, can you tell me what the hell is going on?"

Yang Meng said: "Mom。。。。。。 ”

Mom waved her hand and went directly to another room with Pan Anguo.

Yang Meng frowned, secretly saying that it was not good.

Sure enough, after a while, my mother and Pan Anguo came out of the room with a smile.

The old mother said: "Son, people will be idle when they are idle, and it is not a matter for you to lie at home every day to fish and play, starting tomorrow you will go to the municipal hospital to help treat the disease, don't worry about your treatment qualifications." It's very easy to get you a medical qualification certificate, aren't you still a medical officer in the peacekeeping forces? Brother Pan said, it's easy to do it!"

"Mom!" Yang Meng was anxious!

But his mother interrupted him: "Listen to me about this! You kid is a good mix, but you have to think about your sister and your offspring! Forget it, how can a hairy boy like you think so long-term? This matter is settled! Don't go, stay at my house to eat! It's not me who blows, Zete's cooking skills are top-notch! You all stay and try it!"