Chapter 1: Pretending to be a ghost and a ghost
In the twenty-seventh year of the Apocalypse, Chengjia Village, more than 200 miles away from Cheng'an City, was in the northeast of Daqi.
"Oh, according to the old man, I'm afraid that the feng shui in your village is ...... It's a bit bad!"
The old village chief of Chengjia Village stood in the ancestral hall, he looked at the two monks in front of him wearing gray robes with three orange edges on the sleeves, the monk on the left was tall and thin, with a long hair hanging down to his chest, almost covering half of his face, this person was half-squinted, looking like an old god, and the other person was of medium stature, with a stiff beard and short hair on his face, and almost covered his face, he was wearing a gray robe, with a red cuff and a red edge, and a dog's leg with a forked waist and a straight belly.
These two people are none other than Li Chengfeng, the eldest young master of the Li family of the Moon Washing Sect, and his little servant Zhao Xiaobao.
Zhao Xiaobao pointed and added: "My senior brother ......"
Li Chengfeng immediately coughed dryly, and kicked Zhao Xiaobao in a hidden way, Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly changed his words: "My master is a master of the Lingshan faction, passing by here, seeing that the feng shui here is extremely evil, he has good thoughts in his heart, and for some reason he came to the door to help the righteous and promote the good!"
Accompanied by the old village chief and the village elders, he looked at the two of them suspiciously, and he arched his hand and said, "The two masters are really from the Lingshan Sect?"
Li Chengfeng glared, and Zhao Xiaobao immediately stepped forward and scolded: "Bold, dare to question my young ...... Ahem, question my uncle! When you see your master, you don't kneel down!"
The old village chief looked at Li Chengfeng suspiciously: "Since you are a master, why don't you let me wait for a fool to see the world, so that I can teach me to know the master's supernatural powers?"
Zhao Xiaobao said angrily: "Bastard, my uncle is kind enough to come to the door to help the righteous and promote goodness, I really don't know the hearts of good people! Uncle, let's go!"
Li Chengfeng stroked his beard and said with a long smile: "Eh, people in my generation of cultivators, they should be compassionate!
Li Chengfeng said with a smile: "The small skill of carving insects is not enough to worry about!" After that, he pinched his five fingers, and the flames in his hand were scattered by him with a snort, and then ...... His fist continued to burn.
The corners of Li Chengfeng's eyes twitched, he quietly put his hand behind his back, then gritted his teeth and stared at Zhao Xiaobao on the side with his eyes.
Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly pointed at the old village chief, and said sharply: "Master's practice, don't kneel down yet!"
The old village chief and several family elders behind him hurriedly retreated, kowtowing like pounding garlic: "I don't know that the master has arrived, I have missed the distance, and the old man deserves death!"
One hand behind Li Chengfeng burned in severe pain, his five fingers were like hooks, and the corners of his eyes were trembling, but his face tried to keep it normal, and his other hand was holding his long beard, looking old-fashioned, he said: "It's okay!"
Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly slapped the flames hard behind Li Chengfeng, it was okay not to shoot, the flames scattered at once, and the robes on Li Chengfeng's back burned with it.
Zhao Xiaobao was stunned and stunned.
Li Chengfeng couldn't see the flames on his back, he only felt that the temperature on his back had risen sharply, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What are you doing in a daze!"
Zhao Xiaobao was trembling, he grew up with his own young master since he was a child, and he has served this Li family's eldest young master since he was sensible, so he naturally knows what kind of virtue his eldest young master is, if he wants to rectify a person, this person is only afraid that he will eat and sleep from now on, and he will even be afraid to drink water!
Zhao Xiaobao just wanted to take off his robe and cover Li Chengfeng's body, but as soon as he lifted his robe, he saw the old village chief and others not far in front of him raise their heads and look at them.
The old village chief saw that the green flames were burning behind Li Chengfeng, and Li Chengfeng stood as steady as a mountain, not moving at all, it was really good, he was shocked, and the remaining doubt in his heart disappeared immediately.
Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly said loudly: "Master's practice, you actually dare to look at it! Be careful to look at your dog's eyes!"
The old village chief and the others did not feel insulted at all, when the aristocratic class is divided into three classes, the so-called first-class monks, second-class scribes, and third-class warriors, and these mud-legged, first-class monks have the ability and power to kill them!
The old village chief immediately covered his eyes, and Zhao Xiaobao shouted: "Get down, don't look up!"
The old village chief and the others immediately covered their eyes in panic, lying on the ground, pouting, and their postures were ridiculous.
Seeing this, Li Chengfeng immediately grinned and glared at Zhao Xiaobao, Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly untied his robe, Li Chengfeng stomped his feet and whispered: "What kind of phosphorus powder did you buy? You want to kill me! Idiot, don't take it off, it's too late!"
Zhao Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, but when he saw the hem of the robe that was almost hanging to the ground, he immediately lifted the hem from the bottom to the top from the heel, and almost turned it over to cover Li Chengfeng's head.
This cover, the green flame was quickly extinguished, Zhao Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his hand, and the hem of Li Chengfeng's robe naturally loosened and fell, but he saw the green smoke behind Li Chengfeng, his hair was scattered, and he was embarrassed, he was looking at himself with slanted eyes, and his gaze seemed to be about to kill.
Zhao Xiaobao was terrified, and he said in a hurry: "The master is done, flat down!"
Li Chengfeng immediately swallowed his anger back into his stomach, and put on the appearance of a master outside the world, and the old village chief and others saw that although Li Chengfeng was wearing a cloak, but the green smoke was curling behind him, and he looked like a master, and their hearts became more and more awe-inspiring.
It has been nineteen years since he came to this strange world, and it took Li Chengfeng nearly ten years to gradually adapt to it from being at a loss and confusion at the beginning, and then from integrating into a person in this world completely, it took him nine years.
The environment can change a person, but in the past 19 years, Li Chengfeng has inherited the fine style of his previous life: cynicism and debauchery.
All in all, he did not inherit the Li family's fine style of self-denial and forbearance, and after ten years in Cheng'an, he became a well-known and distorted demon king of the world.
In addition, his wife is desperately trying to maintain the lintel of the Li family, and it is really difficult for the family to live, so Li Chengfeng had to come out early to beg for a living.
Recently, there is too much money in hand, and the gap is too big, and Li Chengfeng, who has been plagued all around, found that the people he dealt with had learned to be obedient, and when he saw him, he ran away, and refused to say a word.
In desperation, he had no choice but to set his sights on a target that he shouldn't be targeting, and found a plausible reason for himself.
The old village chief looked at Li Chengfeng with admiration and expectation: "Master, what's wrong with the feng shui of our Chengjia Village?"
Li Chengfeng pretended to pinch his fingers and said with a smile: "In your village, you haven't given birth to a boy for 20 years, right?"
The old village chief and several elders were shocked, and they all shouted loudly: "Master God counts!"
Zhao Xiaobao stood beside him with a fake tiger, and said secretly in his heart: Nonsense, I have already inquired clearly, can it not be a god?
Li Chengfeng smiled and said, "Now you take two copper coins and tie them to a rope to measure the ancestral grave at the head of your village, has the grave moved an inch?"
The old village chief was stunned for a moment, then turned back to an elder, who quickly stood up, rushed out of the ancestral hall, waved his arms, and ran towards the back mountain with a few young people.
Li Chengfeng smiled, holding his hands behind his back, looking confident.
The old village chief hurriedly said, "Master, please take a seat!"
Li Chengfeng was not polite, swaggering forward, Zhao Xiaobao saw that the robe behind him was burned out of a hole, poor and evil, like a dog gnawing and a cat scratching, extremely ugly, he hurriedly stepped forward, covered the sight of the old village chief and others with his body, and sat on the upper seat with Li Chengfeng.
Li Chengfeng is from a family in the end, although he is a declining family, but the environment since he was a child still makes him different from ordinary people.
After Li Chengfeng sat down, someone immediately came to the front to serve tea, respectfully, and did not dare to look directly.
However, Zhao Xiaobao was a little worried, and his eyes turned to the outside of the ancestral hall from time to time.
After a while, the elder rushed in, and before anyone arrived, the voice came first: "Guru God counts, Guru God counts!"
The elder's face was full of excitement, and he rushed into the ancestral hall and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
At this moment, everyone in the ancestral hall knelt down and said in unison: "Please be gracious to the master!"
Li Chengfeng didn't speak, and Zhao Xiaobao on the side immediately said: "If my master can point out your feng shui problem, he is already doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, how can you still make inches? Do you know how much exercise my master and uncle spend at one time?"
The old village chief said excitedly: "We have not had a male in Chengjia Village for 20 years, and now it has already decayed, if the master has a way, our Chengjia Village will definitely destroy the family and donate silver!"
Li Chengfeng smiled kindly at this time: "Where is it, I came here this time, firstly, to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, and secondly, to collect offerings for the Lingshan faction." The money for this feng shui is even if it is in the middle of the offering. ”
The old village chief was stunned: "But, but...... Over the years, those who have received offerings have all been ......"
Li Chengfeng glanced at him with slanted eyes, and his gaze was fierce: "Huh?"
The old village chief immediately kowtowed and said, "Yes, the master said yes!
Li Chengfeng laughed: "You go back and remember to move the grave back, and naturally a boy will be born!"
The old village chief and the others could barely sit still, and hurriedly urged: "Go quickly, go quickly! The daughter-in-law of the Cheng Gui family in the middle of the village is giving birth, so hurry up and take a look!"
Zhao Xiaobao was taken aback: "Is there a baby born now?"
Li Chengfeng also twitched the corners of his eyes, laughed, and said calmly: "Very good, very good, we'll see it in a while!"
The village was suddenly divided into two groups of people, one group of people were busy carrying the money and silver for the offering, and the other group of people rushed to the back mountain with hoes and shovels.
After the money and silver to be enshrined filled Li Chengfeng's carriage, a shouting voice came from the back mountain of the village: "The grave has been moved!"
As if to confirm what he said, a baby's cry suddenly sounded in the village, followed by an ecstatic voice shouting: "It's a handle!
In an instant, hundreds of people in Chengjia Village all burst into tears and cheered, regardless of men, women and children rushed out of the house, and for a while, a large group of old and young ladies knelt outside the ancestral hall, and they cheered with tears: "Thank you for the teacher's son!"
Zhao Xiaobao's eyes were about to pop out, and he looked at Li Chengfeng blankly.
Li Chengfeng stroked his long hair and laughed: "Very good, very good! Let's go!"
When everyone heard this, they all fell to the ground, not daring to raise their heads, and said in unison: "Congratulations to the master!"
Li Chengfeng and Zhao Xiaobao got into the carriage, Zhao Xiaobao took the reins and said in a low voice: "Young master, this is ...... Really?"
Li Chengfeng gave a thumbs up triumphantly and said, "How can we say that our Li family was like this hundreds of years ago!
Zhao Xiaobao grinned, but soon his face was full of worry: "But...... The Lingshan Sect is the third largest cultivation sect, let's rob their offerings...... Will it cause a big disaster?"
Li Chengfeng laughed, stretched out his hand and tore off the beard on his face, revealing a handsome and outstanding, but laughing with a three-point evil face, he grinned: "This place is more than 200 miles away from Cheng'an, let's dress up in disguise, one does not show our figure, two does not show our accent, and three does not show our appearance, and the gods can't guess who robbed their offerings! Besides, these silverfish only know how to knock on bones and suck marrow, and exploit the people. Besides, this Chengjia Village did business last time, and he actually dared to hack my silver, it was really an old birthday star who ate arsenic and lived impatiently!"
Zhao Xiaobao tilted his head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "Yes, it should be regarded as collecting debts with interest." As he spoke, he reached out and tore the beard off his face, revealing a face with red lips and white teeth, skin like congealed cream, and extremely handsome.
Li Chengfeng stretched out his foot and kicked the horse in front of the carriage, the horse neighed, and pulled the carriage to run a little faster.
Zhao Xiaobao asked while driving the carriage: "But young master, what if the Lingshan Sect sends someone to collect the offerings?"
Li Chengfeng smiled and said, "How can it be so coincidental? Don't worry!"
Zhao Xiaobao smiled: "Yes, young master, we should have enough money this time, right?"
Li Chengfeng shook his chin, calculated, and said, "In addition to the money to repay the debt, and the money to be given to the old lady, we should still have three hundred yuan left." ”
Zhao Xiaobao's eyes lit up: "Then let's find a place...... Divide the money?"
Li Chengfeng's face was pale: "You know money, you money fan!"
Zhao Xiaobao smiled shyly and said, "It's safe to put it in the bag, this is what the young master taught me!"
Li Chengfeng stared at Zhao Xiaobao for a long time, only looked at Zhao Xiaobao and laughed again and again, and then he said: "Also, the emperor is not a hungry soldier! Find a place and share the spoils!"
Zhao Xiaobao was overjoyed, waved his horsewhip, and with a sound of driving, the carriage galloped away.
An hour later......
"Na, this bag is yours, you have been with me for so many years, and you have no merit and hard work! Hey, why are you looking at me like this?"
In this hidden place on the mountain col twenty miles away from Chengjia Village, Zhao Xiaobao looked at Li Chengfeng and most of the money bags behind him with a resentful face, as well as the poor money bag in front of him.
Zhao Xiaobao said with a sad face: "Young master, didn't you say that when you came!
Li Chengfeng glared at him: "Do you know that you almost burned your young master to death?"
Zhao Xiaobao said with a face full of grievances: "Isn't it that the young master wants to save some money to buy?"
Li Chengfeng said angrily: "If you save a little bit and buy it, you will buy the cheapest phosphorus powder?
Zhao Xiaobao looked at Li Chengfeng with a resentful expression, and said, "What about last time? Last time, you still owed me ten taels of silver!
Li Chengfeng's face changed suddenly, he looked at Zhao Xiaobao with a sad face, and said in a serious tone: "Xiaobao, Xiaobao, look at you, you are now covered in copper stench, vulgar, and you have simply lost the face of our Li family! I have said all this money, I will help you keep it first, look at you, you are not yet an adult, you don't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and you don't have a good concubine, and you don't have anything to use money! Look at your young master and me, I eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, my concubines are all over the world, and you have to use money everywhere!"
Zhao Xiaobao had tears in his eyes: "Young master, Xiaobao is eighteen years old this year!"
Li Chengfeng stumbled and said: "Yes, you see that you are eighteen! I will marry a daughter-in-law in two years, and this dowry money ......."
"Phew!" Zhao Xiaobao's cheeks were slightly red, and his face was full of anger.
Li Chengfeng was used to laughing with this little servant who grew up naughty, and he said with a hippie smile: "Okay, okay, this bride price, young master, I can't save it for you?"
Zhao Xiaobao snorted and was about to speak, Li Chengfeng's face changed, and he glared: "No matter how nonsense you are, I won't even give you this bag of money!"
Zhao Xiaobao hurriedly hugged the money bag and held it in his arms, his head shaking like a rattle.
Li Chengfeng pointed at Zhao Xiaobao with a look of disgust: "Look at your money-obsessed appearance, virtuous! After following me for so many years, you haven't grown a little, learn from the young master's demeanor of treating money like dung!"
As he spoke, a copper plate suddenly fell from the hole in the money bag in Zhao Xiaobao's arms, and the copper plate fell to the ground, rolling towards Li Chengfeng.
Zhao Xiaobao and Li Chengfeng both looked at the rolling copper coin, only to see that after the copper coin hit the tip of Li Chengfeng's shoe, he fell to the side and stopped.
Li Chengfeng immediately stepped on it as if no one was around, and Zhao Xiaobao on the side looked at Li Chengfeng resentfully, and he said stammered: "Young master...... Don't step on it, that's what I dropped. ”
Li Chengfeng was a little annoyed and angry, he bent down and picked it up: "Isn't it just a copper coin that you dropped?
Zhao Xiaobao has been with Li Chengfeng for many years, but he was still shocked by his eldest young master's brazen and shameless appearance, he stayed for a while, lowered his head, turned around and muttered: "Pick the door! Look at you when you turn around and meet the main master of the Lingshan Sect, what should you do!"
As he spoke, suddenly a blue light flashed on the mountain road not far from the mountain.
Li Chengfeng and Zhao Xiaobao were stunned for a moment, and after the two glanced at each other, they cautiously hid behind the bushes and peeked out.
They saw a monk in a black robe with three yellow trims on his cuffs stopping a carriage on the side of the road and asking for directions: "Hey, do you know how to get to Chengjia Village?"
When the coachman in the carriage saw the man dressed in monk's robes and a look of fear, he immediately pointed in the right direction.
The monk nodded, and did not thank him, he was about to leave, when he suddenly seemed to sense something, and turned his head to look in the direction of Li Chengfeng and Zhao Xiaobao.
Li Chengfeng and Zhao Xiaobao immediately retracted their heads, and their hearts fluttered and they hid behind the bushes, looking at each other, their faces were as pale as dirt!
Zhao Xiaobao secretly complained in his heart: It won't be so effective!!
Li Chengfeng glared at Zhao Xiaobao angrily: Crow's mouth, cheating daddy!
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