Chapter 95 Tell the baby that he likes matchmakers and beautiful girls from the Xie family
Baby is also nervous: "Who? I'm going to sleep!"
It's the baby's mother: "Go to bed early, don't talk on the phone all the time! You'll have to work tomorrow morning." ”
"Oh, I see! Good night mom!"
"Good night. Then her mother went back to her own bedroom.
Zhang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief and made a false alarm! "Sleep?"
Baby: "Yes, but don't try to take advantage of me. ”
"Got it. "How can that be, I'm a yellow flower man, even if I sleep with you, I don't take advantage of you! These days, the scarcity of virgin-males is more difficult to meet than dinosaurs, so don't do so much!
A bowl was placed in the middle of the bed, and tea water was poured into it. Zhang Xiao smelled it, this tea is quite fragrant, and he drank this bowl when he was thirsty in the middle of the night.
The lights are turned off, and two people sleep half of the bed each. Accompanied by the sound of rain outside, Zhang Xiao and Bao Bao both fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, Zhang Xiao dreamed that he slept on Shao Meiyi's bed, and then hugged her and did that with her......
Why does this feel so cool?
"Ahhh......h
Zhang Xiao woke up from the dream, and then let go of the baby. Baby got out of bed and turned on the light: "Why did you do it? Why did you hug me? What are your intentions?"
Zhang Xiao is so embarrassed, how to say this?
It's really a river that can't be washed by jumping into anything.
Saying that she had a dream and dreamed that she was having sex with that graceful matchmaker, and then accidentally held her in her arms......? How do you say that...... "It's always a little embarrassing.
Baby: "Hmph, you're really good, you're just friends, you don't want my body, and you said that when I was a buddy, why are you hugging me now? "That look, as if to say: pretend, now it's exposed, right? Say you don't want me, how can that be possible, I'm so charming!
Zhang Xiao couldn't cry and laughed: "Actually, it's like this, just now, I had a dream, I dreamed of doing something with a forty-year-old matchmaker aunt, and then I don't know why, I just hugged you in my arms, I'm really sorry! This thing is definitely a misunderstanding." Not my intention. ”
Baby Babie was a little dizzy when she heard this: "What? You think of me as a forty-year-old matchmaker? You want such an old woman too?"
Zhang Xiao: "Although she is forty years old, she is very feminine and is my type of person." I even wanted to sneak into her house and force sex with her, but I knew that wasn't right! ”
"Really?" "A little lost, do you really have no feelings for me like that? kiss me by the wrong person? Touch me and touch the wrong person? Paralyzing, this is too unacceptable.
Zhang Xiao: "Really. ”
Baby still wants to doubt it, she doesn't believe that her charm is so low, "I don't believe it! You definitely don't want to admit that you plotted against me and then made up a lie!"
Zhang Xiao couldn't cry or laugh, but it was better to explain this matter clearly: "It's true, I really didn't lie to you." Then he took out Shao Meiyi's silk handkerchief from his pocket: "Na, this handkerchief is hers, do you smell the smell of an old woman, seventeen or eighteen girls will not have such a taste!"
When the baby smelled it, it was indeed a mature femininity: "This, this handkerchief was stolen by you from the matchmaker? You are too ......" The second half of the sentence was not said.
Zhang Xiao hurriedly said: "I didn't steal it, she dropped it." She accidentally lost it, and I just picked it up. There is a Yang Kaitai on it, he accidentally picked up Feng Siniang's handkerchief, and then every time he sleeps, he covers the handkerchief on his face, and smells her fragrance before ......he can fall asleep!
Baby knows how to cry and laugh: "That's a TV series, this is reality! ”
Zhang Xiao: "TV series are derived from life!"
Baby: "That matchmaker is so attractive to you? She's forty, a dozen years older than you!"
Zhang Xiao: "Love knows no age. As long as you look at the right eye, you will find her very attractive!"
Baby pouted: "So, I don't have the charm." ”
Zhang Xiao smiled: "It depends on who you are, for those fans who want to harass you, you must be charming! And for me, you are more like a buddy." ”
The baby was deflated and didn't know what to say. Hey, it looks like he really doesn't want to sleep with me, I thought he was pretending, but now I look at it, it should be true.
Baby: "Why are you telling me so much?" She thinks that a young man in his twenties likes an old aunt in his forties, which belongs to privacy, and he actually said all the privacy.
Zhang Xiao: "I regard you as a friend! Otherwise, who would say this? Okay, sleep!" Reminiscing about the moment when I kissed Shao Meiyi in my dream just now, it was really memorable!
Baby, go out the lights, now you can sleep in peace, it turns out that he really doesn't want to sleep with me.
By daybreak, the moderate rain outside had turned into a light rain.
Baby's parents and sister are out to work, leaving Baby Baby alone to broadcast live at home.
Baby Xiao chatted with Zhang Xiao while putting on makeup: "Hey Zhang Xiao, what did you think of that matchmaker last night?
Paralyzed, speaking so subtly, the desire for her is so strong, how can it not be revealed, "You guess?"
"How do I know, I'm not you!"
Zhang Xiao: "Then don't tell you, I'm afraid I'll take you badly." ”
"Got it, you're leaking. ”
Your sister's, it's also leaked, this word is used, you think it's gas!
Baby: "I really don't understand the psychology of you men! Don't you all like young girls?
In fact, many young men will have the experience of liking older women, but they just dare not admit it. Do you think, a forty-year-old beauty-teacher will have a large number of boys like it?
Baby: "So, you prefer older and mature women to younger women?"
"Not necessarily. Young women and older women, like a plate of kung pao chicken and a plate of braised pork, it's hard to say which one I prefer. ”
Baby swallowed: "So what am I in your eyes?"
Zhang Xiao thought for a while: "Your words, it should be a rockery, it looks very beautiful, but it will definitely not have an appetite, if you insist on taking a bite, it is also a hard stone that is difficult to swallow." ”
Malegobi's, I've become a rockery, "Okay, you win." ”
The baby started the live broadcast, and Zhang Xiao said goodbye to her.
Zhang Xiao, who was sitting in a taxi, felt that his current life was very comfortable, eating, drinking and having fun was his main business, and his side business was to protect Hua Zhijing and his sisters. Such a day is really happy like a fairy!
"Stop!" Zhang Xiao wanted to get out of the car and buy something to eat.
"Oh. "The driver was busy slamming on the brakes.
Zhang Xiao walked in the commercial street of Xiejia Village, which is full of all kinds of shops.
Xiejia Village is close to Shenjia Village. Get off here, because Zhang Xiao wants to see if he can meet Peach Blossom again. In Shenjia Village, there is the most beautiful village aunt Shen Tian, and the most beautiful walking posture is cute. What about in this Xie Jia Village?
Suddenly, a beautiful girl appeared in front of Zhang Xiao. Zhang Xiao looked at it, it was so fresh. Beautiful girl cartoon hairstyle, wearing a pink T-shirt on top, blue cropped jeans underneath, and white sneakers with cartoon patterns on her feet. The whole person looks very good-looking!
It's just, it's just that the age seems to be a little younger! It should be a middle school student!
Forget it, don't chase her, this society doesn't advocate falling in love with beautiful girls in middle school parks. Let's be a good citizen.
Who knows, this beautiful girl keeps looking at Zhang Xiao.
Zhang Xiao smiled and gave a look. But you're too young for me to fall in love with you, and you're only fifteen or sixteen when you look like you......
The beautiful girl also gave Zhang Xiao a look: Hmph, you are only in your twenties, and you dare to call yourself an uncle?
Zhang Xiao is seen by a beautiful girl like this, and he enjoys it a lot. I didn't expect the peach blossoms to come and couldn't stop it, even if it was just beginning to bloom like this......
Zhang Xiao didn't find out where he was handsome, but this beautiful girl seemed to be very infatuated with him. This surprised and pleasantly surprised him.
Do you want to have a relationship with her?
At this time, a man hiding in a food stall not far away peeked at Zhang Xiao, and then hurriedly retracted his head. Zhang Xiao didn't notice him.