Another man: "Wait. ”

Zhang Xiao is still watching Momo's live broadcast. Momo: "Welcome, 'Please call me Newton.'" "Why don't you call you Leibniz?"

Zhang Xiaoxin said that probably Leibniz's name is not good, like pooping.

Momo: "Why don't you call you Ho-King?"

Zhang Xiaoxin said that Hawking was beaten by his daughter-in-law and could only sit in a wheelchair, so which man would like to use his name?

Momo was halfway up the mountain and sat on the grass: "Rest for a while, after walking for so long, my feet are about to come out of calluses!"

Momo took off her sneakers, and Zhang Xiao took a look, ah, why are you so beautiful?!

Momo picked up her phone: "Welcome, 'I am the eldest brother of the Jade Emperor'......"

, yes, the Jade Emperor's eldest brother is here!

Momo: "Welcome to the 'brick moving master', welcome to 'I can run a donkey on my head', welcome to 'little cutie', welcome 'Newton's father'......"

Zhang Xiao smiled, who is this paralyzed, Newton's father, there was a one called 'please call me Newton' just now

Zhang Xiao looked at the barren mountain, I don't know where Momo is resting now? I chose a few paths up the mountain, just this one, to see if I can meet this girl!

Zhang Xiao went up the mountain, if I met by chance, should I make a request to her for a field battle? In this barren mountain, it should be very comfortable to fight with my favorite chick, right?

But after looking for a while, I didn't see Momo. Strange, what the hell is she from that path to the mountain?

Try this trail......

Wow! Zhang Xiao saw Momo! What a surprise. But instead of saying hello, he squatted in the grass.

In such a beautiful halfway up the mountainside grass, peeping at such a little beauty is really another artistic conception!

Zhang Xiao smelled the fragrance of the wildflowers around him, and a bee flew over, landed on the wildflower petals, and began to kiss the petals.

Yes, this bee! I'm not as bold as you, and when I meet a wildflower, I'll kiss it! Momo, this wildflower is there, but I don't dare to do anything! Isn't it a failure?

Zhang Xiao actually admired this wild bee wave butterfly!

Zhang Xiao observed the surrounding environment, the trees on this half of the mountainside are chaotic and wild, shrubs are all over, the grass is of different heights, there are small insects chirping, and birds are chirping on the trees. The breeze blew, and the blades of a green grass touched Zhang Xiao's face, and he felt itchy

What a beautiful environment! If you fight Momo for a while, then this barren mountain will be even more memorable!

But will she say yes?

Zhang Xiao picked up a small pebble in the grass, threw it at Momo, and landed half a meter behind her. She quickly looked behind her, "What's wrong, what fell behind me?"

Zhang Xiao peeked out with half of his eyes, and saw that Momo looked like a second nun at the moment......

Zhang Xiao picked up another very small stone, threw it, and landed on Momo's left shoulder: "Hey, what is it? It fell on my shoulder, is it a wild fruit? There are no fruit trees here...... "Now she has become a nun."

Zhang Xiaoxin said that it seems that this stupid girl will not find me! At this time, Momo: "Hey, the people in the grass over there, come out for me!"

Zhang Xiao was shocked, did she really find me? Or did she pretend?

Momo took her mobile phone and went over while broadcasting live: "Let's go take a look at the grass over there and see if there is anyone hiding inside!"

When I came to the grass, Momo looked for it, but there was no one. Only a few ants were seen climbing the mountain. At this moment, Zhang Xiao had already hid behind the cypress tree more than ten meters away.

Zhang Xiao showed one eye, wow, Momo's figure is very good!

Zhang Xiao took out his sunglasses and put them on, it is necessary to be cool.

Especially playing cool in front of beautiful girls, even more so! Zhang Xiao had a premonition that Momo would find him sooner or later. So put on her sunglasses in advance, so that she won't be exposed when she takes pictures of herself live.

Momo: "It's weird, the pebble fell twice just now, it should be someone hiding nearby." ”

Momo: "But why not? Hey, behind that cypress tree, is there someone? Hurry up and come out for me! Don't hide your head and show your tail!"

, is the beautiful girl anchor so domineering? Zhang Xiao came out, smiling slightly: "Hehe, hello, girl!"

Momo: "! It turned out to be you, Zhang Xiao." Who did I think was sneaky, what are you doing there? Are you peeking at me? Still coveting-coveting me, aren't you?"

You've asked so many questions in a row, which one do you want me to answer?

Zhang Xiao: "Can't I pee behind a tree?" Of course, I can't admit it when I peek, otherwise I won't be laughing and generous!

Momo frowned slightly: "Pee?"

"yes. You broadcast yours live, don't follow me so much!"

Momo glared, then continued the live broadcast, and pointed the camera in the direction of Zhang Xiao: "Look, it's this cheeky Zhang Xiao, just now I saw that his martial arts were okay, and he won a few stupid fights, so he wanted to ask for his mobile phone number in order to ask for martial arts-related advice, but he made excessive requests, saying that he wanted to sleep with me on the grass, so that he would be willing to tell me his mobile phone number." I told him to get out of here. Do you think this Zhang Xiao is very scummy?"

, it's all in the past, why are you still mentioning it in the live broadcast room? Fortunately, now with sunglasses, it's okay for the live camera to catch him, anyway, I can't see the whole picture......

Momo: "Zhang Xiao, do you dare to show the true face of Lushan, what kind of ability is wearing sunglasses?"

Zhang Xiao was clever and thought of a way to deal with it. So I left a message to Momo in the live broadcast room: It's almost fine, don't infringe on the public-civil portrait rights.

Momo: "Oh, okay old man. Then he looked at him again, "The respected old man in my live broadcast room has already spoken, just scold you twice, you must correct your mistakes in the future, you know?"

"Got it, got it. "The girl still teaches me a lesson, and I'll be in the grass with you in your little mouth in a while......

Momo was just about to walk away to broadcast live elsewhere, when she suddenly thought of something: "Zhang Xiao, are you following me?" She fell in love with Zhang Xiao because she was fighting very hard just now, and at this moment, she felt that Zhang Xiao was following her, so she naturally felt very sweet.

Zhang Xiao: "No! What am I doing following you girl?" Of course, I can't admit it, but now she is in the live broadcast. If he admits it, the paparazzi will know about it, and the tabloid will immediately report that the husband of the wealthy lady is eating pots and bowls, hungry and thirsty, and playing with Internet celebrity girls in the barren mountains.

Momo was skeptical: "Really?" Of course she didn't want to believe it. She has secretly promised Zhang Xiaofang, of course, she hopes that Zhang Xiaofang also likes her, and if she follows her, it will be evidence that she likes her very much!

"Really. Zhang Xiao had no choice but to reconfirm his lies. I've made it clear, don't change it, please! Don't ask again. Even if I die, I will insist on this statement, how much love is dripping!

Momo had no choice but not to ask. Continue her live broadcast: "I'll take you over there to see, it's just not a cuckoo bird, everyone see, it flew to that wild date tree......"

Zhang Xiao looked, what kind of cuckoo bird, where is there such a fat cuckoo bird? It's terrible to be uneducated.

Momo: "Look over there, isn't that an egret? A line of egrets on the blue sky......"

Zhang Xiao looked at it, what kind of aesthetic is Nima? It is more ugly than a crow and an egret? If the egret knew it, he would be angry!

Momo went live elsewhere. Zhang Xiaoxin said that at the moment she was live broadcasting, I was afraid that it would be no fun to make an appointment with her, so wait and wait for her to go on the air. Maybe she'll split her legs at that point.

Women are like this, there is a big difference between people before and after! Zhang Xiao smiled evilly.

Zhang Xiao felt a little tired, so he found a clean grass in the middle of the mountain, and lay down to rest for a while.

This place is like a fairyland on earth, and at worst it is a paradise. This air, this beauty, this mood.

Zhang Xiao closed his eyes and slept very comfortably. After a while, I fell asleep! Birds sing, insects chirp. Zhang Xiao entered a dream, dreaming that he and Momo hugged each other in the most beautiful area of this halfway mountainside, kissed wildly, and then couldn't wait to remove her belt......

At this time, Zhang Xiao in the dream would not know that danger was already approaching him. Two men holding hard stones are taking a step at a time......