Chapter Twenty-Four: Actually, It's Me
Everyone lost the interest in playing cards, Li Jie touched his head:
"The Internet café on the right side of the school gate is doing activities again, charge 500 and get 1,000 free. ”
"I guess no one was fooled. The cauldron turned on his computer.
"Maybe it's true. ”
"Really, do you want to charge!"
"Forget it," Li Jie regretted a little: "I will graduate soon, and I don't have time to play." ”
Zhou Xiao knew what they were talking about, during the summer vacation of his freshman year, there was an Internet café nearby that held a big event, and many students were charged with money.
"It's so fast, four years have passed in the blink of an eye, and we still don't have a girlfriend!" Li Jie began to sigh.
The cauldron glanced at him: "We are different?"
"What's the difference?"
"Renxiao is focused on his studies, and if he really wants to fall in love, he is probably too busy. ”
"Don't talk about Zhou Xiao, talk about you!"
"I'm pretty good, okay. ”
"Cut, I suspect you haven't held a girl's hand until now. Li Jie was very disdainful.
Guo Xuhua surprisingly did not exchange scolding with him, but looked out the window, looking very melancholy.
"I'm afraid to hit you when I say it, in fact, when I was in the sixth grade of primary school, I was the smallest and had little strength, and I lost when I broke my wrists with male classmates, so I compared them with girls, and I thought they should have less strength. ”
"You're so miserable!" Li Jie couldn't help but complain.
The cauldron glanced at him lightly: "Well, the men in the class at that time had the same expressions as you when they saw me and the girls repeatedly defeating and fighting, but I didn't notice that I had already touched all the girls' hands." ”
Li Jie: ???
Zhou Xiao directly began to applaud.
"Zhou Xiao, were you also popular when you were a child?" asked the cauldron casually.
"How is it possible, you all know what I was like when I was a freshman, and I was even more earthy in high school. Zhou Xiao smiled and shook his head.
"It's true, if you put the two photos together in the future, it is estimated that it will be a perfect history of university transformation. What else did the cauldron want to say, but Li Jie on the side pulled him, as if he thought of something, and quickly changed the topic: "Did you have any sexual encounters when you went out this time?"
"I'm going to work, huh... But it seems that there really is, Li Jie, wait!"
The two of them watched him rummage through his bag first, then fumbled around with his clothes to dry, and took out a piece of paper.
"It's over, I can't see it clearly. Zhou Xiao cried with a sad face.
"What is it?" Li Jie took it and looked at it: "Business cards, they're all rotten." ”
"I forgot to take it out when I was doing the laundry. ”
"Whose business card is it. ”
"The young lady on the train. ”
"Zhou Xiao!!" Li Jie went berserk, stepped forward and grabbed the other party's collar: "Did you record the number in advance?"
Zhou Xiao shook his head!
"What about WeChat?"
Keep shaking your head.
"Ahh
"Alright, don't worry about it. The cauldron couldn't stand it: "Sister Rendong took a fancy to Zhou Xiao, and even ate your buffet that month, but she didn't fancy you in the end, isn't it self-inflicted." ”
"Huh... Makes sense!" Li Jie stopped making trouble in an instant, and sat down directly, quiet like an eight-year-old child.
As for the process of being accosted, the two were not too curious, they had seen too much, and when they went out together, some young ladies even thought he was a star and wanted to sign an autograph, which was something that others didn't dare to think about at all.
The cauldron that was about to play the game was a little strange, pointing to the screen and looking back at Zhou Xiao: "Hasn't "Do Not Disturb" been on the air for several years, I remember having it when I was a child, and the ratings are not very stable, why are there advertisements on Weibo?"
After speaking, I opened Youku, iQiyi and other video websites, and found that banners were hung out, as a student of the photography department, I would naturally pay attention to it.
"You're blind, it's not written. Li Jie glanced at it: "For the first time in five years, the 24 lights of the female guests are all lit in three rounds, and the power is the biggest reversal!"
Isn't it just a gimmick to promote it, after all, it has been broadcast for a few years, the module is too fixed, and there is no innovation, Zhou Xiao, are you operating in the dark to let the female guests deliberately not turn off the lights?"
"Ah!" Zhou Xiao was stunned for a moment.
The cauldron nodded in agreement: "But even if it is, Zhou Xiao shouldn't have a chance to know, he's just a temporary worker, right." As he spoke, he slapped him.
"Ahh It's not a cheat, but..."Zhou Xiao tilted his head: "How to say it, it's a bit of a trick." After thinking for a moment, he replied.
"What do you mean?"
"Is the boy handsome?"
"Handsome, very handsome. Zhou Xiao replied without hesitation.
"I know!" The cauldron clapped his palms: "It must be a star who came to make a cameo." ”
"That's right," Li Jie felt very reasonable, as a half-professional, he also knew a lot of routines of the show: "It's a star, invite a single handsome guy to come over, create a wave, maybe you have to keep it secret or something." ”
"No!" Zhou Xiao nodded affirmatively.
"Then I don't understand. The cauldron scratched his buttocks: "Let's see next week, which way of the fairy is." ”
"Makes sense, remember to remind me. ”
Seeing that the two of them were in high spirits, Zhou Xiao opened his mouth and swallowed what he wanted to say.
Li Jie's eyes are sharp: "What do you want to say?"
"Uh... Don't you usually like to watch that, just look at the running man and the extremely picky. ”
"It's different, maybe in the future, we may have to join the variety show team like you, and learn in advance. ”
"Actually..."Zhou Xiao made a decision: "Actually, it's me!"
"What are you?" the cauldron didn't react.
"Hahahaha, Xiao, I know you're handsome, but what's the point, eating in college is completely different from being in society. ”
Li Jie's reaction was unexpected.
"Don't look at the cauldron as popular as you now, but if the two of you are in the same unit in the future, really, girls may be willing to fall in love, but marriage is still looking for a cauldron. ”
Guo Xuhua: ???
"Pot, I didn't mean that, we will graduate soon, and the pressure of employment can also be felt, it's not that girls worship money, it's that the pressure in actual life is greater, of course, if Zhou Xiao has the ability, then say it separately. ”
After Li Jie finished speaking, he pointed out.
"Look at Shaoyan, neither of them is local, my girlfriend heard that she was going to her own TV station, but he himself was going to go to the magic capital, and I don't know what the situation would be at that time, but I want to change it to a cauldron, there is no pressure at home, just follow it, is it not okay, buy a TV station. ”
The cauldron smashed his mouth: "I still think you're hacking me, and how can you afford a TV station, you fuck off." ”
"You misunderstood me. ”
Zhou Xiao looked left and right, as if he was off topic again.