Xiao Xianrou: "Yes." Then he took another sip of Rémy Martin.

If I learn to escape, then I can do all kinds of things like Tuxingsun at any time! If I want to go to Shen Tian's boudoir, I still need to climb trees? I can go directly to Tu Escape! If I want to see what Hua Jingjing is doing, I can also go directly to Tu Escape. Sometimes when you encounter a master, you are not sure to defeat the opponent, and you can also run away at this time......

There are simply too many benefits of this earth escape! Zhang Xiao was so excited.

The waitress's eyes were a little suspicious, is it really fake? The kung fu on the god list is all myths and legends, and there will be this kind of kung fu in reality?

Zhang Xiao: "Senior, can you teach me Tu Dun? I really want to learn!" and then be a little more attentive and give the little fresh meat a dish!

Xiao Xianrou shook his beard: "I haven't learned it yet, after I learn it, I will consider teaching it to you!"

Zhang Xiao was very happy: "Thank you, thank you senior!" In the past, he said that his kung fu was not taught casually, but now he actually agreed. And it's also a miracle like Tu Dun!

Xiao Xianrou: "You're welcome, just call me Xiao Xianrou!"

Zhang Xiao picked up his wine glass: "I'll toast you again!"

"Okay, good, good. "Little fresh meat toasts.

The two drank it all.

The waitress's eyes are yin and yang, you guy, you want to learn from the old man, do you want to misbehave with beautiful women?

Zhang Xiao: ", don't affect us eating here." I'm sick to see you!"

The waitress had no choice but to leave, and she didn't dare to scold Zhang Xiao, after all, the concept of this shop is that the customer is God, and she is also afraid that if she offends the customer, she will be deducted from her salary by the boss.

Zhang Xiao saw that the waitress was gone, and he was more comfortable to eat. The waitresses I've met before are all very good, but this one isn't very good.

Xiao Xianrou: 'You dislike that woman?'

Zhang Xiao: "Kindly, do you like her?"

Xiao Xianrou squirted out half a mouthful of wine, "How, how is it possible? How can I like her! I don't like both of the two bags on my chest! What does this woman like about it, it's the most annoying!"

Zhang Xiao smiled: "It's good if you don't like it." She stood there in a weird way, affecting her appetite. ”

Xiao Xianrou: "It's just what I want to get rid of." ”

The two of them had eaten and drunk enough before leaving the shop.

Zhang Xiao thinks this meal is really worth it! The taste is first-class, I don't say it! When I was a poor boy before, I had never eaten such a delicious meal!

Xiao Xianrou said a few words to Zhang Xiao and said goodbye, and he didn't know where he was when he got on the rental.

Zhang Xiao didn't ask, all the masters in this world are like this, they come and go without a trace.

At this time, Zhang Xiao's mobile phone vibrate, and when I saw it, it was Bao Bao's WeChat, listen: "Zhang Xiao, I just watched a horror movie, and I was almost scared to pee!"

Zhang Xiao: "Then I'll buy you a diaper!"

Baby: "Hmph, you're a pregnant guy! Hey, what are you doing?"

I always ask me what I'm doing, do you have a crush on me? It's a pity that I don't have feelings for you. Reply: "Playing on the street." What about you? Is it about to start?"

Baby: "It's almost over! You won't come to see me." ”

Zhang Xiao: "I'll definitely watch it when I have time! You broadcast live for hours every day, I can't watch it all the time, right?"

Baby: "Okay, if you have time to come and see me!"

Baby: "Hey, what should I do when I'm always scared when I watch horror movies?"

When Zhang Xiao heard it, she was snorting! Not to mention, she was quite funny when she was snorting. Reply: "Then put on a diaper!"

Baby: "Hmph, you bad guy! ”

Zhang Xiao sat on the convenience chair, watched entertainment news, and suddenly saw a relatively old news about Liu Xiang: When Ge Tian was blocked at the airport and collapsed and cried, she found out that she loved Liu Xiang so much. When Liu Xiang had already posted a divorce Weibo in the civil affairs hall, and then deleted the intimate photos of the two, he found that Liu Xiang was healing faster than he could run.

Zhang Xiao smiled, and the speed of recovery was faster than he ran, which made Zhang Xiao laugh completely.

At this time, I received a WeChat message thanking Haohao. Zhang Xiaoxin said that he was going to apprentice again? Listen: "Zhang Xiao, what are you doing?"

Zhang Xiao: "I'm watching the news of Liu-Xiang's divorce. This woman chases the man too hard, and often ends badly. You see, Zhou-Yangqing chases Luo Zhi-Xiang, too. ”

Xie Hao rolled his eyes: "How do you know Luo Zhixiang of Zhou Yang-Qing Chasing? Maybe it's the opposite!"

Zhang Xiao: "I read the entertainment report." Although it is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake. But if it's true, then Luo Zhi-Xiang really admires Zhou-Yangqing. In order to live with him, I went to live in a five-star hotel in Taiwan for half a month, when are you free, and when are we together. You said that she was so persistent, no wonder Luo Du, who didn't want to get married, wanted to get married. ”

Xie Haohao: "What do you mean? are you talking for a scumbag?"

Zhang Xiao: "No, I don't know the whole story. There is no right to speak. ”

Zhang Xiao: "I just want to express that if a woman sticks to a man upside down, in most cases, the man will cheat." If the woman can stand it, then continue to be together, and if she can't stand it, then fall out. ”

Xie Haohao: "Why do men love to cheat so much?

You girl, don't you want to ask me if I'm a good man? Can't tell you: "It's been like this since ancient times, how many successful men don't have three wives and four concubines?"

Xie Haohao: "Hmph." ”

Zhang Xiao smiled.

Zhang Xiao suddenly saw Bai Jiazhou walking towards a large supermarket, wearing high heels, black pants, and a white shirt. The whole person is very charming.

Zhang Xiao suddenly remembered the last time he hugged her and touched her all over his body.

Zhang Xiao wanted to repeat the same happiness as last time! So he followed and followed Bai Jiazhou into the supermarket.

Wow! she smells so good. Although Zhang Xiao was five meters away from her body, she still smelled her good body fragrance.

There are few women's body-fragrance that is as good as Bai Jiazhou!

Do you want to pat her on the shoulder? Or just keep following her?

Zhang Xiao suddenly remembered a video he had watched, a junior high school boy liked to pat each other on the shoulder when he met a beautiful woman, and finally he killed a girl of the same age.

I don't know if Bai Jiazhou has watched that video? If I did, what would she think if I slapped her on the shoulder like this?

I'll talk about it later!

Don't let her know I'm stalking!

Zhang Xiao took a breath! Wow! How could Bai Jiazhou's taste be so good?

So, "Hey, Sister Bai! What a coincidence, you're also shopping?"

Bai Jiazhou turned around: "Ah, Zhang Xiao." I've met you again. ”

Zhang Xiao: "This shows that we have fate!" Look at her legs, although they are wrapped in black pants, they are very charming!

Zhang Xiao's only urgent idea now is to live with her!

Bai Jiazhou gave an ambiguous look: "What do you always look at my legs?"