Chapter 9: I Don't Want You to Think
"Rubbish!"
"Proper waste!"
"What else can you do? Why didn't I forget to take you to a class? Why didn't I forget about you in the first place?"
In the living room of the Chen family, Chen Yu and Chen Yike sat honestly on the sofa, accepting the reprimand of their mother, and did not dare to refute at all.
Chen Erke, who was holding iced black tea next to him, and Chen Sanke, who was holding his fingers, were very happy to watch.
"Not next time. Chen Yu raised his hand and said.
"Next time, do you want to have a next time?" Chen's mother said angrily: "If it wasn't for the teacher calling me, you wouldn't have remembered the day you got married!
"Poof...... Hahaha. ”
Chen Yike, who was standing beside Chen Yu, couldn't help laughing, and then hurriedly held back. But Chen's mother's firepower had already shifted over.
"You're still smiling? How can you smile? Your brother has always been careless, it's understandable that you're a girl who follows carelessly? Your sister can forget, you're embarrassed to laugh?!"
"Haha. ”
As a "victim", Chen Erke couldn't help laughing. As a result, Chen's mother's firepower shifted again!
"I didn't train them? Are you very happy? Your brother didn't come to pick you up, can you be stupid to stand outside and wait for an hour and a half, the northwest wind is so delicious? I don't know how to call the teacher? I can't remember the phone number, can't I remember the three numbers of 110? I finally found a restaurant, just brushed a plate because you ran away, can the boss still use me?"
"Gurgle ......"
It was Chen Sanke who laughed out loud this time, laughed a few times and quickly shut up, took two steps back, and explained clumsily: "I... I'm still young. ”
"......" Chen's mother stared at Chen Sanke and nodded: "Okay, you are still young, wait until you grow up." ”
After the words fell, Chen's mother picked up her wallet, glared at the "four young people of the Chen family" fiercely, and turned to leave.
"Mom, where are you going?" Chen Yike shouted worriedly: "Doesn't the boss need you?"
"I'm going to pay the electricity bill!"
"Didn't you go to hand it in this morning?"
"Forget!" Chen Mu shouted two words, and then closed the security door hard.
Chen Yu: "......"
Chen Yike: "......"
Chen Erke: "......"
Chen Sanke: "......"
After Chen's mother left, the four members of the family glanced at each other and dispersed, each busy with their own work.
One Ke memorizes words, two Ke paints, and three Ke looks at Erke paintings......
Chen Yu returned to his bedroom, locked the door, and dragged out the uranium-235 atomic energy laboratory under the bed to study how to deal with this thing.
Although the "Chrono Promotion" said that it would not escape radiation, it was not afraid of 10,000, but it was afraid of what happened. Technology products are never accurate.
Isn't a company as big as three stars still mixing bombs with batteries?
Selling, you can't sell.
It's not easy to send.
Throwing it away is death.
There is no value for personal use, and it is troublesome to stay at home sooner or later.
This made Chen Yu feel a little tricky.
Frowning and thinking for a long time, he felt that he was really difficult to deal with, so he took out his mobile phone and contacted his salesman.
[Chen Yu: "Are you there?"]
[Chrono promotion: For you, Mr. Chen, I will always be online. 】
[Chen Yu: "Are you a man or a woman? Can you stop saying it so ambiguously? Goosebumps rose all over my body. ”】
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, I am a woman. ”】
[Chen Yu: "Oh, then you can say it, I like to listen to it.] ”】
[Chrono promotion:"...... Is there anything you can do?"]
[Chen Yu: "I want to ask a question. ”】
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, please speak. ”】
[Chen Yu: "If I can't use the technology products you sent me, and it's not convenient to throw them away, can I return them to you?"]
[Chrono promotion: "The product you evaluated, if you don't need it, can be recycled. ”】
[Chen Yu: "Recycling? Rich?"]
[Chrono promotion: "No money.] ”】
[Chen Yu: "What is the recycling of no money?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Although there is no money, we will give you some small gifts according to the value of the product. ”】
[Chen Yu: "What kind of gifts are they?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Is the product you want to return to the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory?"]
[Chen Yu: "Do I have any other products?"]
[Chrono Promotion: "Okay, I'll ask you now, please wait.] ”】
Please wait a little later, as soon as the three words appeared, the other party's next WeChat message was sent.
[Chrono promotion: "The uranium-235 atomic energy laboratory is worth a lot of money, and we can give you one of the following three small gifts. ”】
[Extratemporal promotion: "1: Polar mountain spring water; 2: nutrient mineral water; 3: extraterrestrial refined drinking water. ”】
[Chen Yu: "Why can I change three bottles of water?"]
[Chrono promotion: "It's a bottle, Mr. Chen.] ”】
[Chen Yu: "You guys are making a bit ruthless, aren't you?"]
The other party did not reply to the text, only sent a smiley face.
[Chen Yu: "Then you can introduce to me the difference between these three bottles of water, the water of the future time and space, it should have special effects, right?"]
[Chrono-temporal promotion: "Polar mountain spring water is spring water collected from the Antarctic ice cave. Nutrient mineral water is pure water with a variety of life-supporting and mineral nutrients. Extraterrestrial extraction of drinking water is the internal water of meteorites outside the earth, which is purified by sterilization. ”】
[Chen Yu: "...... So, it's really three ordinary bottles of water?"]
[Chrono promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen.] Which do you want to choose?"]
[Chen Yu: "I won't choose any of them!, will I change careers?!"
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, please understand. Think about it, how much is the expensive BB machine in your last century worth today?"]
[Chen Yu: "Don't tell me it's useless! Just change a bottle of water? I'd rather take that lab into the coffin."] ”】
Humans, that's how weird it is.
At first, Chen Yu only thought that the other party could solve the "garbage".
But it's not good to wait until the other party is willing to exchange the "thing", but he dislikes the "thing......
[Chrono promotion: "Then please wait a minute, I will apply for it for you again and see if I can change it to something you like." ”】
[Chen Yu: "If it's still water, you don't need to apply.] ”】
[Chrono promotion: "Mr. Chen, you don't know. Non-synthetic natural water will be a more precious beverage in the future, and the price is not low. ”】
[Chen Yu: "But I don't need to. ”】
[Chrono Promotion: "Okay, please wait a moment. ”】
[Chrono promotion: "According to your possible needs, a new gift application has arrived. 1: Shorthand auxiliary headband, 2: Micro kinetic basketball shoes, 3: Precise positioning of slingshots. ”】
As soon as he saw the names of these three gifts, Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he immediately typed.
[Chen Yu: "These three things are good! ”】
[Super Time and Space Promotion: "In terms of price, these three gifts are not as good as the previous three bottles of water. I think you should choose those waters"]
[Chen Yu: "I don't want you to think, I want me to feel."] ”】
[Chrono Promotion: "......"]