Chapter 776: It turns out that there are no thieves in the world
"It's fun, but I want to know more, how can I keep the money from Silly Gen'er?"
"There are thieves everywhere, and with his IQ, he can keep it!"
"After all, the theme is "No Thieves in the World"!"
"It's hard to say, it's really hard to say ......"
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The audience was curious.
On the big screen, the plot is still developing.
The green train is on.
The vast background music hits.
Wang Lizheng is educating stupid Gen'er: "You said that you have money in front of so many people? ”
"You say the man is a thief?"
Call him stupid, stupid Gen'er is smart again now, knowing that Wang Li is referring to Uncle Li, but his face is full of disbelief.
"You still don't admit that you lack heart. ”
Wang Bo said lightly: "Will the thief engrave the word 'thief' on his head?"
"Why are you like my fellow countryman and think so badly of everyone?"
"People's hearts are separated from their stomachs, the heart of harming people is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable, you better be careful. Wang Li advised.
Wang Bo: "......"
He put his hand on the shoulder of the fool: "Am I like a thief?"
"You're not a thief. Silly Gen said honestly: "You just kind of look down on me." ”
Wang Bo smiled and asked again, "Does she want to be a thief?"
"Are you sick?" asked Wang Li rhetorically.
"The more I look at you, the more you look like a good person...... Wang Bo chuckled.
"My sister is a great person!" added Silly Gen'er.
"You don't look like a thief, you see everyone is a good person, right?" Wang Bo drank water: "Your eyes are useless, so take them out as soon as possible." ”
Stupid roots......
Then, Silly Gen'er told the story of 'cow dung'.
The stunned audience and Wang Li realized that stupid Gener was either stupid or simple.
It's so simple!
When I came out to work as a teenager, I have never experienced the sinister nature of the human heart, and I don't know how many bad people there are in this society, so I am so 'stupid', simple to the extreme, to some extent, it can be regarded as stupid, right?
"I'm on the plateau, I'm alone there to see the construction site during the New Year's holidays, no one talks to me, I talk to the wolf, I'm not afraid of the wolf, the wolf hasn't hurt me, I walked out of the plateau, so many people are together, talk to me, I don't believe it, the wolf has never hurt me, how can people harm me, how can people be worse than wolves. ”
Wang Bo and Wang Li were speechless......
......
Lens shifts.
In Uncle Li's carriage, the second child spoke.
"Uncle Li, that stupid boy, let's cut it earlier, the brothers in the province smelled the meat and panicked. ”
"It's your heart that is disturbed, right?" Uncle Li said lightly.
Xiao Ye, played by Wang Luoluo on the side, is giving him wigs, beards, etc.
"Pass my orders, this car, we don't hunt. ”
"Uncle Li?"
The second child was puzzled: "Now I am a sheep with no heart, and there are two wolves with hearts around me, if we don't, it must be a cheap family." ”
"A few little bucks will make you hungry. Xiao Ye expressed disdain: "It can't be a big deal." ”
"What do you have to do when I talk to Uncle Li?"
"There are no rules at all, you were a good student when I entered the Tao. ”
"I don't believe that the two of us have dealt with each other!" Xiao Ye smiled: "Believe it or not, I picked your tendons?"
"Alas, you dead woman, you !!"
The second child was angry, and the two immediately started to fight.
There is no sword and sword, but ...... The hair flies, but the blade cuts through, and the short hand is dangerous.
Then, the two stopped.
Xiao Ye's nails were clasped on the second child's throat, and the second child's cigar tong also clamped Xiao Ye's other finger......
"I said, do you two still have me in your hearts?"
Uncle Li said lightly: "It's not a good thing to be strong with my senior brother." ”
"No big or small, second, how many times have I told you, I want to convince the public, and I have to be open-minded. ”
"Only when you can tolerate a brother can you be a big brother. ”
And then......
The plot is on track.
With the development of the plot, the audience is also addicted to watching it, and at the same time, one classic line after another is also well-known to the audience.
"What is the most expensive thing in the 21st century?"
"IP, IC, IQ card, all tell me the password. ”
"Big brother, wait a while, I'll rob you first. ”
"Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we're robbing here!"
"I hate you robbers the most, you don't have any technical content at all!"
- Why do you have so many coins with you?
- Bought on the road.
- What is it used for?
- Bribery.
- Bribe whom?
- Imps on the road. ”
"I can tell you responsibly, Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are serious!"
"I'm not Jackie Chan, I have a hundred lives. ”
"How much blood do you want to donate? How much blood do I have? Then I'll go and offer a cup. ”
"We want safety and responsibility!"
"I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who do not know me say what I want. ”
"The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead. ”
"Why doesn't he defend himself? Why can't he be harmed? Why is it because he is simple? He is stupid, why do you want him to be stupid to the end? Life must make him strong. As a person, you don't let him know the truth of life, that is deception, what is called great evil, deception is great evil. ”
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And as the plot progresses.
The audience finally understood......
It turned out that the reason why Wang Li retched was not altitude sickness, but pregnancy.
The reason why she worships the Buddha is not that she wants to be a new person, but that she wants to wash her hands in a golden basin and accumulate virtue for her unborn children.
Equally......
Because Silly Gen saved her life, coupled with the idea of accumulating virtue for her child, she broke out a conflict with Wang Bo.
But in the end, Wang Bo still agreed with Wang Li.
Even though Wang Bo has been opposing and opposing all the time, in fact, his actions and body are very 'honest'.
Fight wits and courage with Uncle Li's team!
Originally, Uncle Li ordered no more hunting, but the second child wanted to make trouble and had one of his fingers cut off.
Then, Uncle Li also had to go down......
This also led to the fact that in the end, it directly became a death match!
Silly roots are happy after all......
He was completely unaware.
was kept in the dark from beginning to end, he didn't know what was going on, and he didn't know how dangerous this trip was......
Silly?
From this point of view, it is really too honest, honest and simple.
But from another point of view, isn't such a person the happiest?
Thief?
In the world of stupid roots, there are no thieves in the world!
When the audience walked out of the cinema, they finally understood.
I understand why this story is called "No Thieves in the World"!