It's December,

Yang Zhu walked and stopped every day, carrying a stack of maps marked with various homeless gathering points in his pocket, and then watched countless homeless people with different expressions gathered together, surrounding the antique black-and-white TV, or watching the various programs of the two free stations with relish, or cursing from time to time, and a faint sense of excitement surged in his heart;

Since the semi-narrated documentary "The Wanderer Squeezed Out of the Bubble" was broadcast at a frequency of 2 episodes a week, this program with a clear vision was quickly included in the must-see program for homeless people.

Now what Yang Zhu needs to worry about is not the fire that these people don't light it, but the question of whether they will "spontaneously combust" in advance;

But......

I have to say that the commentary in the show, which gathers the efforts of various public welfare organizations, is indeed not to be underestimated, with theory and theory, data and data, coupled with Jeff's tearful accusation with holy light, it completely creates a feeling of "hell in America".

Now, in addition to the homeless group, many people in the society have paid attention to this documentary with a score of 8.9 on "Rotten Tomatoes", and many people on the Internet have spontaneously discussed various problems in the United States, among which the grassroots groups account for the majority;

This situation is rare and tight, you know, this is the United States of entertainment to death!

In the past, apart from some college students who still retained their naïve attributes, or social commentators who made a living from it, how many grassroots people would be keen to discuss American social issues in depth?

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One day, Yang Daguan was lazily lying on a bench in the park squinting, and I have to say that on this cold day, basking in the sun is simply a kind of enjoyment that will make people indulge.

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Half-asleep, Yang Zhu seemed to feel that there was a figure standing in front of him;

There was some alarm in my heart, so I opened my eyes suddenly,

only to see a familiar figure staring at him in disbelief with red circles under his eyes;

“BOSS......”

"How did you get to this?"

Yang Zhu first breathed a long sigh of relief, stood up from the bench, and didn't know how to explain for a while, so he had to stretch out his right hand and scratch his head: "This ...... Why are you here?"

The little white rabbit pouted, pounced, hugged Yang Zhu to death, completely ignoring the sour smell on his body, and then sobbed.

Looking at the little face that revealed his true feelings, Yang Zhu's heart, which had become more and more cloudy during this time, suddenly softened a lot,

Skimming his hands like black chicken paws, after a little hesitation, Yang Zhu still hugged the little white rabbit around his shoulders and gently patted her back;

After a while, Yang Zhucai bared his teeth in the ear of the little white rabbit and said: "You let go of your hand first, even if you don't pity my waist, so many people are watching, this situation is not suitable for the news?"

The little white rabbit first raised his head, swept the surroundings with his still red eyes, and then let go of his hands with some embarrassment, took a step back, and lowered his head to count the ants;

It turned out that this strange scenery of a man and a woman embracing each other, which was very different in appearance, had already attracted the attention of many passers-by, who smiled and looked away when they saw the two separated, and some of the older ones applauded first before moving away.

After seeing that the passers-by next to them had dispersed, the two found a hidden corner and chatted;

"Is your movie finished?" asked Yang Zhu with some curiosity.

The little white rabbit looked at the beetle-like shiny man with some grievances:

"The filming was completed more than half a month ago, but I didn't dare to finish it, I just gave the actors a holiday;"

"Director Yang Xiao has never been able to contact you, and there is no feedback on the movie clips sent to you, so I can only do it head-on;"

"Now, he's as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and he wouldn't dare to use it for special effects without your nod. ”

Yang Zhu looked at the little white rabbit with the words "You don't care about me at all" written on his face, and scratched his head apologetically, the matter in his hand during this time was so important that he forgot about it.

Although I hurriedly explained as early as when I first arrived in the United States, as long as the two movies were made in strict accordance with the script, "Resident Evil 2" is completely different from "The Second Depression".

The latter only needs the actor's expression to be in place, and the lines are strictly in accordance with the requirements of the script, but in addition to these, "Resident Evil 2" pays more attention to stunts and fighting effects, and the fit between the actor's non-physical movement and body movements in front of the camera is particularly important.

However, Yang Xiao had no experience in these two pieces at the beginning, although he grew up very quickly, and after simulating a trip in his mind, he felt that there was nothing wrong with the current shots, but after all, he lacked some confidence, and he needed Yang Zhu's nod and approval before he dared to finish.

"Okay, I'll find a moment or two in the next day or two, and then give him an answer. Yang Zhu thought for a while and said;

Anyway, the foreshadowing work in the early stage has basically been completed, and the rest is just to monitor and see the tricks at any time, and the rest of the time can also be freed up to do something else.

For example, after a movie, I accompanied my girlfriend to wander around and eat tofu.

Thinking of this, Yang Zhu approached the little white rabbit with an evil smile, wanting to taste this red lip that he hadn't touched for a long time.

As a result, he also touched the target, and the little white rabbit first wrinkled his nose, and then held two index fingers and blocked his nostrils: "Stinky!"

So Yang Zhu was gorgeously defeated......

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A four-star hotel in New York,

Several waiters saw a scene that they would never forget;

An Asian female resident dressed in a lot of money did not shy away from holding a dirty and smelly homeless man, walked in, and then threw a credit card over, quoted a string of size numbers, asked them to buy three sets of outfits, and specially explained the brand, and after dropping a full $300 tip, he continued to hold the homeless man into the elevator;

Seeing that the woman didn't care about the stains on her clothes,

A few waiters have seen a lot of strange scenes, and they still look at each other, which one is this play?

Could it be that today's women have such heavy tastes?

Or is that a homeless man who is actually a huge rich man who is just here to play a trick of "observing the people's feelings"?

After washing in the bathroom for more than an hour, Yang Zhu returned to his original state and walked out in a bathrobe.

"You shouldn't have given so much tip, you ruined mother-in-law, three hundred dollars, enough to eat two thousand strings of chicken butts!" Yang Zhu said indignantly.

When the little white rabbit heard that the boss called himself a "loser", he was not angry at all, but laughed more happily;

"Okay, okay, when you go out, you have to fight for some face for us Huaxia people, three hundred dollars, I should buy you a façade!"

"Besides, where did you get the grilled anchovies from the United States?"

The little white rabbit was speechless, and then took the newly bought clothes and compared them with Yang Zhu, and finally chose a set: "I know that your old man doesn't like foreign goods, no, the Huaxia brand that the waiter bought for you is also embarrassing, so I will rush here, and I will not lose three hundred dollars." ”

Yang Zhu looked at the clothes and pants of the "Black Bean" brand and the leather shoes of the "Black Dragonfly" brand, and nodded with satisfaction,

Then he looked at the red underwear embroidered with the word "Fu", and his forehead was a little black: "You are so aesthetic?"

The little white rabbit said in a tone like coaxing a child:

"Isn't this abroad, when Lin Tu called me and asked me to come to you, I faintly heard a little uneasiness in his tone,"

"Seeing you pretending to be a homeless again, although I don't know what happened, I know that you must be doing something risky,"

"So, I bought you this red panties, what if it can really drive away evil spirits and keep you safe?"

Yang Zhu thought to himself, sure enough, someone deliberately called you over, it should be the old fox's idea, probably because he was afraid that he would move too much behind him, and he didn't dare to press himself through it, for fear that he would tear his face with him;

Therefore, letting the little white rabbit come over to accompany him can be regarded as a reminder that he is not alone, and he has to consider others and leave some way out for things.

Although he didn't think much of the old fox's thoughts, he was very useful for the care of the little white rabbit, so he didn't shy away from unbuttoning his bathrobe and put on his underwear;

Looking at the little white rabbit who turned around early to avoid the past, Yang Zhu smiled and said, "What are you hiding, do you think you will have less of this in the future?"

The little white rabbit's face was flushed, and he took a sip gently: "Don't be ashamed!"

Yang Zhu looked at the flush on her face, couldn't help but move his index finger, and the corner of his mouth showed an evil smile, and he pounced viciously......

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An hour later, the two left the hotel, and the little white rabbit took out his mobile phone and kept looking for a restaurant that satisfied him;

Taking the time to look at Yang Daguan, who was depressed, the little white rabbit shook his arm coquettishly: "Okay, don't be angry, okay?"

Yang Zhu's face was loveless: "Evil aunt towel!"

The little white rabbit wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, so he bit his lip vigorously: "Anyway, you don't have a loss, you have taken advantage of all the advantages." ”

Yang Zhu seemed to have all the strength in his body drained, and glanced at her angrily: "I think you did it on purpose, why didn't you say that today is your menstrual period at the beginning?"

The little white rabbit showed innocent eyes, with a look of grievance on his face: "Who knew that you wanted to come today, didn't you just take advantage of it before?"

Yang Zhu remembered that this little girl didn't resist or panic at that time, and he hated her so much that he gave her a burst of chest: "I think you just want to see my joke!"

The little white rabbit covered his head and pouted and retorted, "How can there be!?"

There was a pride in his eyes that he had succeeded in his prank......

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"BOSS, I can't figure it out, Lin Dong said that your task has been completed a long time ago, why did you continue to pretend to be a homeless man at that time?"

The little white rabbit looked at the sauerkraut pork knuckle in front of him and was a little worried, and he didn't know what the boss thought, what to choose, but he wanted to choose a German restaurant, such a fat elbow, he was tired of looking at it, how to eat it?

Yang Zhu picked up a grilled sausage with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth, he still likes to eat German grilled sausages, there is a lot of lean meat in it, and there is very little fat, especially this so-called original [Thuringian red sausage], the taste of marjoram spices is extremely strong, although the salt taste is a little heavier, but after chewing carefully, it has a different flavor.

watched the little white rabbit pick out a piece of lean meat from the pork knuckle with a knife and fork, and then creatively put it in the sour cabbage leaf that was originally eaten with sausages, and then bit it down;

Yang Zhu imagined the sourness, shuddered, and replied:

"Mission accomplished?"

"No, there's a lot of things to do next!"

"As for why I continue to be a wanderer......

"Don't you think that as a salted fish, I'm a good match for the profession of a homeless man?"

The little white rabbit looked at his boss as if he was excited to find a new door in life, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, which tendon of your old man is twitching again?

Yang Zhu cut a piece of pork knuckle skin, put it in his mouth, and said vaguely:

"Think about it, you can eat and wait for death in the open, you don't have to do anything, and you can ensure that you don't starve to death every day,"

"If you are tired of staying in one place, you can go to another place as you like and see different scenery;"

"Except for the place to sleep at night, the personal safety is not guaranteed, and there is no condition to wash, it is perfect!"

"However, when we return home, these problems will not be a problem,"

"I have decided, I will also become a homeless person with a quality of life in the future!"

"If I have to shout SLOGAN, then my goal is to become the No. 1 homeless man in China!"

The little white rabbit looked at his boss with a second-class expression, and suddenly felt so ashamed, he quickly looked around, and found that no one was paying attention, so he put his heart down,

Otherwise, there is really no face to go out to meet people......