"What are you buying this thing for?" On the way back, Hu Erfu couldn't help but ask Yang Meng.

Yang Meng showed a mysterious smile: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." Okay, it's been a busy time, isn't it? Lobster, call the madman and tell him to come out and rub it together. ”

Qi Kun shook his head and said, "I'm afraid this won't work." Now that the New Year is approaching, those petty thieves are also trying to come out to make money for the New Year, and the madman is busy, I heard that yesterday the thief caught six in one day. Didn't you let people touch porcelain too? By the way, what did you do with the porcelain toucher?"

Yang Meng shrugged his shoulders and said: "How do I know? Anyway, it has been submitted to the procuratorate, and they are also stupid this time, and they began to insist that I am guilty of robbery or robbery by injuring others." For example, if they falsely accuse me of robbery, if the false accusation is successful, then I must be guilty of a criminal offense, which is the crime of false accusation, but if they falsely accuse me of doing something to his wife? Although they had done it several times, some of them met the charges of false accusation and some of them did not, so the police investigation took a lot of time. In addition, the man was in the hospital for a while, so it dragged on very slowly. But don't worry, they'll definitely be in it this year. Anyway, with Lawyer Wang staring at me, I don't worry about it at all. So let's go rub it together?"

Qi Kun pointed to the back seat of the car and said, "I have bought so many things, I have to put them back in the store first." I've been busy for so long, and I'm relieved to finish all the work!"

Hu Er smiled and said, "That's what I think." ”

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "You are all good! With you here, I can rest assured that I can be bold and lazy!"

Two middle fingers stretched out to Yang Meng's face.

Yang Meng smiled: "Okay, okay, then what are you going to eat at night?"

Qi Kun said: "Tonight, I'm going to invite the second stunned man to eat a meal of spicy crayfish!"

Yang Meng was confused: "Spicy crayfish? Aren't you eating lobsters the most because of your name?"

Hu Er was stunned and smiled: "He invited me to spicy crayfish, and I invited him to a dragon." How's that going? I'm righteous, right?"

Qi Kun's face was full of excitement, and he was excited to drive.

Yang Meng frowned and said, "Second stunned, what are you doing? Are you going to take lobsters to fool around?"

Hu Er was stunned and lowered his voice: "What, I'll take him to play mahjong! How expensive is a dragon! I want to finish a meal of spicy crayfish? Isn't that beautiful!"

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "I said lobster, you send me back to Xinminli Hutong." I haven't been back for more than a month!"

"Huh?" Qi Kun drove the car and asked puzzledly, "You won't go back to Longyun?"

Yang Meng sighed and said, "There are still three female men waiting for me there." I don't get myself in trouble. ”

"Damn, three beauties are waiting for you, but you say it's trouble, are you showing off or are you showing off?" Yang Meng had two more middle fingers on his face.

Back in Xinminli Hutong, Yang Meng found a note on the door.

"Huh?" he took down the note and looked at it, and it turned out that the landlady couldn't find him and asked him to call her. During this time, he was at Long Teng's place, anyway, they could find themselves casually, he practiced and read books by himself, and he didn't bother to turn on the phone at all.

Yang Meng did not rush to reply to the landlord's aunt, but went back to the small courtyard first, after all, she didn't come back for more than a month!

Entering the yard, his Rocket Five motorcycle was parked there covered with a coat. He lifted his coat and looked at it, and there was nothing wrong with it.

The door of Sister Ma's room was closed, and Yang Meng walked over to see that the inside had been cleaned up, and the house key was hanging on the nail in the door frame. I don't know how he and Lu Xin are doing now.

I went back to my room and cleaned up, and then I called the landlord.

"Hey, Aunt Zhao, I'm Xiao Yang, I see a note on the door, are you looking for me?" Yang Meng asked.

The landlord's surname is Zhao, an aunt who has a lot of things, but she is not a bad person.

Hearing that it was Yang Meng's voice, Aunt Zhao hurriedly said, "Xiao Yang, where have you been during this time? I've been looking for you several times." If you don't show up again, I'll want to call the police!"

Yang Meng smiled: "It's okay, I went out for work, is there anything wrong?"

"Aren't you delivering takeaways, why are you still on a business trip?" Aunt Zhao asked puzzled.

Yang Meng didn't explain: "Aunt Zhao, what are you looking for me?"

Aunt Zhao nodded and said, "Of course there is something!" I just want to tell you, I won't rent your house, and I will return the rest of the rent to you." You hurry up and clear the house. ”

"Hmm, why?" Yang Meng asked puzzledly, "Aunt Zhao, how can you be so rich and fanny as you are willing to refund my rent?"

"Who do you say is a money fan?" Aunt Zhao said after hearing this.

Yang Meng hurriedly said: "Eh, if you accidentally said the wrong thing, it definitely didn't mean that you were a money fan." But Aunt Zhao, where will I live if you suddenly let me move?"

Aunt Zhao said: "Xiao Yang, let me tell you, I have been to your courtyard several times, if it weren't for the fact that you have lived in my house for so long, I would have emptied your things directly!"

Yang Meng didn't want to listen to this when she heard this: "Aunt Zhao, I signed a contract to rent your house, you throw my things out and try it? If you dare to throw it, I will dare to call the police!

Aunt Zhao heard Yang Meng's tone harden, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Yang, don't be excited, you have to be considerate of Auntie, Aunt is not easy, now someone wants to buy this house, the opportunity is rare, don't make it difficult for me, can't I give you more money?"

"What's that?" Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this: "Someone wants to buy this broken house?"

It looks very comfortable to live in such a small courtyard, and there is no need to climb the building, and there is a yard to raise some flowers and plants, but it is very inconvenient to live here.

To take the simplest example: it is inconvenient to go to the toilet.

Such a courtyard is most famous for the 'Courtyard Houses' in the northern capital. In fact, it is extremely common in the north. Almost everywhere.

Of course, the courtyard of the northern capital is more particular, a standard courtyard house should be divided into 'inner house' and 'outer courtyard', the outer courtyard is composed of guest rooms, courtyard doors, and shadow walls, in ancient times, servants generally lived, and the inner courtyard was lived by the master, and there was a 'backyard' behind the inner courtyard where the conditions existed, where the elderly and their relatives lived.

The poor man's courtyard is much simpler, with three rooms and one wall, which is also the most common.

And there are rules for this kind of yard construction, first of all, we must 'sit in the north and face the south', this is because of what is said in "Zhou Yi": 'The sage faces south and listens to the world, and governs to the Ming', coupled with the theory of 'facing the south and living' in Feng Shui, so the cities in ancient times were all like 'Fang City', and the houses were facing south, not like the gate to gate on both sides of the road as in the TV series now.

The ancients were very particular, and no matter how poor they were, they didn't want to live in a house that 'sits south facing north'.

It's not that there was no 'right door' in ancient times, but in ancient times, the Qinglou would always open the opposite door in the examination room.

Well...... In today's terms, the J women in ancient times were actually regarded as 'art workers', and the main service objects were those scholars and intellectuals. The saying 'how lustful the literati have been since ancient times' is not groundless.

And this kind of yard is usually a yard and a toilet, and where is the toilet? The southwest corner of the house.

This is the hexagram position of the 'Kun' hexagram in the gossip of the day after tomorrow. According to the "Book of Changes", "Kun" represents the earth, and manure has been the best fertilizer since ancient times.

We now say the word "shang" in the thatched house and "on the toilet", which is related to the "kun" position.

But the thatched house in ancient times is completely different from the toilet now, the thatched house in ancient times was a place to defecate, and what about the toilet now? In addition to defecation, it is also a place to take a bath。。。。。。。 Well, it's also the best place for some people to take a selfie with their phone. And living in such a small courtyard, taking a bath or something is a big problem!

The ancients did not have a water heater, and generally a large bucket was filled with hot water, and people sat in the bucket and opened it. It takes more than half an hour to take a bath and boil water. Can people still be like that now?

Nowadays, many small courtyards are renovated and the toilets are modernized, and what tiles, toilets, water heaters and the like are installed in the toilets. But it's not convenient!

Imagine that in the middle of winter, two people want to take a shower after a slimy body, then they have to get dressed and go through the yard to the bathroom, put on hot water and take a shower, and then get dressed and run back to the room through the yard。。。。。。

If you still wash your fart, just find a hot kettle and pour some hot water to wipe it!

Sanmao combs separate hair------ spirit is not commendable.

There is not much room for the house to increase in value in Xinminli, and someone buys a house here?

Aunt Zhao said: "Xiao Yang, you also know that in Xinminli, it is really not easy for someone to come here to buy a house, or the full amount! How can I miss such an opportunity? Xiao Yang, you have lived with me for a long time, you are a good tenant, you also think about it for me, the price on the other side is really not low! 600,000 yuan! I beg you, I beg you, you can make room for it, my son is also getting married, just use this money to buy a house and pay a down payment." You also know the situation of the house in Xinmin, it is really not easy to sell"

After listening to Aunt Zhao's words, Yang Meng really wanted to ask: 600,000 yuan to buy a house in Xinminli? This is a brain water, right? It is uncomfortable to live and there is no room for value-added, the only advantage is that the location here is not bad, but the house here can be sold for 500,000 yuan, and it burns high incense! It is still 600,000 yuan? No wonder Aunt Zhao is in a hurry at this price!

Yang Meng was silent for a moment: "Okay, Aunt Zhao, since you said so, I won't embarrass you, you go back and refund the rest of the rent to me, and I'll move out." ”

As a result, Aunt Zhao's next words made Yang Meng confused: "Uh, Xiao Yang, don't be in a hurry to move first, the person who bought the house over there said that he must watch you move!"

"What are you talking about?"