My name is Eric,

It's a poor and innocent bartender of St. George,

A few days ago, when I was wandering the street, a yellow-skinned Chinese man grabbed me and asked me if I wanted to be an extras in a horror movie that wasn't scary;

The boring life on weekdays has long made me want to seek some excitement, so I agreed;

Well...... Of course, it must be noted that I was definitely not impressed by the seemingly good pay, or I was looking for some excitement;

Yes, that's it!

But

I didn't expect this to be so exciting...... Fierce!

..................

At first, the yellow-skinned Chinese put me on a train with a lot of locals, and it was a bit strange, I could clearly see a few rails and iron seats reinforced on the outside of several carriages;

When the train swayed slowly, looking at the scenery slowly moving back outside the window, my mood was pleasant.

Well, the windows of the whole carriage are locked, only I have the window open here, what a blessing!

God knows how long it's been since I've been on a train, but it seems like it's a lot slower than I remember?

Well, whatever, it would have been perfect with another cup of agave;

The young director in the seat at the end of the carriage, who looked like a street thug, just commanded a few other people to set up a camera to shoot around the people in a carriage.

I'm a little disappointed, didn't I say a good horror movie?

But yes, I'm just a group performer, maybe people are just shooting some daily shots;

It didn't take long for the carriage behind to seem to have some commotion, mixed with some screams of fear,

Curious, I turned my head along with the others to see that nothing could be seen from the small piece of glass on the closed door.

Suddenly, several figures slammed down on the door, and then the door was opened, and three terrified-looking locals stumbled in, one of them a strong man ran two steps, and suddenly turned around, wanting to close the door;

Just as the door was about to close, a figure leaned against the crack in the door, leaned out half of its body, and turned its head towards us in a stiff posture;

My God!

Guess what I saw?

A blue-gray face appeared in front of my eyes, reminding me of the formalin-soaked human samples in my wife's hospital;

The face was covered with blue-black veins, and a pair of strange green eyes seemed to be looking at a cart of delicacies, full of greed, as if at any moment they wanted to bite us hard with the big purple-black mouth that had lost half of its flesh;

Seeing that the monster's somewhat sluggish body shook slightly, the strong man seemed to be hit by a huge force, and was bounced to the ground;

And then......

The monster pounced on the strong man, opened its rotten mouth, bared its gray-white teeth, and leaned down to bite the strong man's shoulder......

The frightened strong man let out an earth-shattering wail: "Don't!"

Then a stream of bloody arrows flew out......

The frightened screams of the people in the carriage were a few tens of decibels......

Then, more monsters rushed in with a strange and sluggish pace......

I swear, at that moment, my brain was blank, my heart ached, and I knew that my coronary heart disease was about to attack again;

But at this moment, where can you care about the little heart that wants to strike?

I just wanted to run for my life, but I was horrified to find that my legs couldn't help but go limp;

In my panic, I saw the open window;

"Jump out of the window!" suddenly came to my mind,

It's also much better to fall than to be eaten by these monsters!

As I shuddered and leaned towards the window......

A huge tongue with disgusting mucus and fleshy spines suddenly appeared at the window, and circled half as if it were finding a way;

Then, a huge head that seemed to have only brain tissue came in through the window,......

As half of the giant monster appeared, a somewhat disgusting and pungent smell came to the face;

Seeing this huge monster that seems to have been skinned and should only appear in hell,

I suddenly lost all my strength, and let the huge tongue slowly approach my cheek;

The screams in my ears seemed to be gone, and the pain in my heart became more and more enduring;

"Hey~~~~~~ guy~~ Count, let me take a quick-acting heart-saving pill and eat me again." ”

I didn't know what I was talking nonsense, so I took out a small porcelain bottle from my coat pocket tremblingly, pulled it out a few times, opened it, shook it in my hand twice, and swallowed a handful of pills.

The pills are scattered all over the place, no matter what, the life is gone, and you don't have to care about these wasted pills;

Well...... This medicine seems to be from Huaxia......

Just as I felt the heat and humidity in my crotch, I shivered and closed my eyes and waited for death......

“cut！”

The young man shouted loudly, and then the zombie-like monsters stopped in their tracks, and the huge tongue stopped in the air......

"Perfect, next!" the Huaxia director cried again.

I saw that the strong man who should have been bitten to death a long time ago got up like no one else, and shook the "blood" on his shoulder in disgust;

That's when I realized something.

This is what you call "not a horror movie"?

The damp heat in the crotch of my pants still did not dissipate, and a strong sense of shame and anger came from the fat heart that had just improved, and I shouted angrily as endless blood rushed to my head:

"I, you Chinese liar!"

Countless echoes came from the side, and with my call, many people began to scold for 10 minutes, and the carriage suddenly became a passionate crusade.

............

Yang Zhu didn't care about watching the middle-aged white fat man scold, he didn't understand it anyway.

In the face of the indignation of everyone in the carriage, he also ignored it all;

Now he just covered his nose lightly, looking at the inexplicable more than ten pools of unknown liquid and vomit in the carriage with some disgust;

"Go find someone to clean up the carriage, how can you continue to shoot if it stinks?"

The two photographers on the side repeatedly looked at their respective lenses, and everyone's real frightened reactions, and gave a thumbs up to Yang Daguan in admiration: "Director Yang, I really convinced you, this shot really can't be real!"

Then he looked at the people with red faces and thick necks with some concern: "But Director Yang, you didn't tell these group plots at the beginning, and you directly put on special effects props to scare them, the effect is good, but ...... Nothing will happen?"

With the majesty of a proletarian, Yang Daguan glanced contemptuously at everyone in the carriage: "What can it be? The contract is here, and they can't let out a fart!"

Then Shi Shiran walked to another carriage and started another "real shooting";

The cameraman shuddered as he carried the camera and listened to the cursing that showed no signs of stopping.

Well...... It's really not an ordinary person to be a director!

..................

In the dining car, more than a dozen people were sitting or standing;

There was a constant "bang" sound outside the car door;

Whenever there was a more violent impact sound, Pan Yueming would bounce up like a spring, and after seeing that the car door was not broken, he sat down softly again;

Lin Tu, who was dressed as a conductor, leaned on the chair and looked at the anxious Pan Yueming with some disgust: "Even if you don't know how to conserve your physical strength, there is no need to infect anxiety, right?"

Pan Yueming's hands were crossed together, constantly picking at the other with one thumb nail, and his eyes still glanced at the car door from time to time.

Then in a slightly hoarse trill, he asked, "Why are you so calm? You don't worry about the monsters rushing in?"

Lin Tu glanced at him: "I have estimated, the impact force of each impact of those monsters is about 200kg, the deadbolt of this door is made of austenitic stainless steel 0cr19ni9, the toughness and hardness are very good, about 800-900 impacts, according to the frequency of 2 seconds of impact, it will take at least 26 minutes to hit this door;"

"And we have 6 ordinary cars in front of us, and further on there are the power rooms and the wheelhouse;"

"The safety of the doors of the force room and the cab is far greater than that of ordinary cars, which means that even if we don't enter the power room and cab, we can resist monster attacks for at least 3 hours;"

"And three hours later, we were already at the station, and when the train had an accident, the police had already been called, and by the time we arrived at the station, there were already countless policemen waiting for these monsters, and we would be safe at that time. ”

Wan Jing asked with some curiosity: "Aren't you an ordinary conductor?

Lin Tu said with some smugness: "I have a master's degree in physics from Northwestern University. ”

Wan Jing was even more curious: "Northwestern University in the United States? That's a famous school, why would you become an ordinary conductor with a master's degree in physics?"

Lin Tu's face was a little ugly, and he snorted, but he didn't answer.

Pan Yueming, who was on the side, said with some anxiety: "There are so many monsters in the car, I'm afraid that the police may not be able to solve the problem at that time." ”

Lin Tu glanced at him contemptuously, with a yearning and fanatical expression on his face: "The United States is the most powerful country in the world, and our country's police are the best and best equipped police in the world, and it is not a problem to deal with some monsters at all!"

Wan Jing frowned: "Aren't you from China in our country?"

Lin Tu's momentum was a little weak, his eyes were slightly evasive, and he immediately said in a confident tone: "I have been living in the United States for 6 years, and I am about to marry my girlfriend, she is an extremely beautiful and noble daughter of an American farmer, and when we get married, I can get a US green card and become a real American citizen!"

Wan Jing looked at the photo he took with his girlfriend in the necklace around his necklace, looked at the chubby girl with freckles on her face, and turned her face away with some disdain......

“cut！”

"This one!"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Tu said to Yang Zhu bitterly: "Yang Dada, can we change my lines? This is so disgusting that even I want to vomit." ”

Yang Zhu said expressionlessly: "No, don't you want to play a villain? This kind of disgusting line is the most suitable for a villain." ”

Lin Tu was about to cry: "But...... But that's not the case in the script I got at the beginning. ”

Yang Zhu said twice: "This is what I rewrote after I decided to change the shooting location, why am I not satisfied?"

Where did actor Lin Tu dare to say that he was not satisfied with the director's script, his face was wrinkled, and he stopped talking.

Pan Yueming on the side quietly asked the little white rabbit: "I said Wan Jing, how do I feel that Director Yang was in a bad mood when he made this movie." ”

The White Rabbit hehe: "Oh, this is a subtle, but inhumane story......"

S: There are two more chapters left today

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