Chapter 159: I'm Not an Egg Confiner
As soon as Su Chen's words came out, the atmosphere instantly froze.
One man said to another, pull open the crotch and take a look, what's going on?
thinks that he Master Tong has been in his life, and he has never been teased like this.
Not to mention being a man!
Almost lost the season.
He was so angry that he was about to explode on the spot.
"Lao Tzu is an alchemist, not an egg refiner!
I'm going to compare it to you with alchemy, not playing with eggs!
If you really want to see it, go to the bathhouse and watch it casually, no one cares about you!"
Seeing Master Tong's reaction, Su Chen came back to his senses.
The expression just now seemed to be a bit problematic, and it actually made the old man misunderstand.
It was Lu Lao and Xu Zhengwei on the side, and the expressions on their faces were also very subtle.
Xu Zhengwei didn't dare to laugh if he wanted to laugh, and his face was about to explode.
Lu Lao laughed directly: "Young man, your taste is very unique." ”
Su Chen was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly waved his hand to explain: "I didn't mean that, I just want to see what is in your crotch?"
The more this is explained, the more confusing it becomes.
What's in the crotch?
What else can be in a man's crotch!
At this time, Xu Zhengwei couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.
Master Tong wanted to laugh and be angry, so he simply turned his heart sideways, directly untied his pants, and pulled forward.
said to Su Chen: "Lao Tzu has served you, come, take a good look!"
Do you want to take it out and compare the size?"
In front of everyone's eyes, they didn't expect Su Chen to really poke his head inside.
Then, something even more unexpected happened to Master Tong.
Su Chen didn't just look at it, but he even wanted to reach out and touch it inside.
Su Chen's heart was open, and he didn't think much about it at all.
But in the eyes of others, this posture is simply ambiguous.
It's not fun to watch, but you still have to touch it?
Did Master Tong really say that he wanted to compare the size on the spot?
Master Tong's old face was gone, he pushed Su Chen away, and shouted: "Enough! Lao Tzu won't play with you, you junior is too much!"
Su Chen did find something in his crotch, and asked seriously: "There is indeed something in it, can you take it out and show it to me?"
I rub.
Master Tong was angry and wanted to burst into foul language.
If there's nothing in there, isn't it a eunuch?
It's too cheeky to ask him to take it out and take a look.
With such a dirty request, he can still look so innocent, and Su Chen can be regarded as the only one in the world.
"Do you think this is a bathhouse? You don't have a face, Lao Tzu still has a face! I'm so angry!"
Master Tong sat back in his seat, twisted his head, and stopped looking at Su Chen.
Lu Lao held back a smile and said, "Young man, just enough, your request is indeed a bit excessive!"
Xu Zhengwei took a big breath, tried to return to normal, and said: "Master Wu, if you want to be really good, I will arrange it for you immediately, and you will be satisfied!"
Su Chen was confused, what were these people talking about?
Either way, he had to take the mysterious metal today.
So he said to Master Tong, "I can tell you that the elixir is indeed refined by me!"
If you don't believe me, we can do what you say......!
"But what?"
Lu Lao and Master Tong were interested, after all, this was their main purpose here.
"You'll have to give me what's in your crotch, though!"
When Master Tong heard this, he instantly became furious.
"You're so deceitful!
If it were anything else, Lao Tzu would have promised you.
I only have one of this thing, so I'll give you something!"
Lu Lao kept observing Su Chen's expression.
Even if Su Chen said that the pill was refined by him, his expression did not change in the slightest, and he was very confident, not like a fake.
Could it really be that he refined it?
So he opened his mouth and persuaded: "Young man, you can change your requirements!"
Don't say that Lao Tong can't give it to you, but there is a way to give it to you, what use do you want both?
Is it possible to give birth to a grandmaster directly?"
Su Chen was thinking about the mysterious metal, and he had no distractions, and when he heard Lu Lao's words, he was even more confused.
"Where do you want to go, I'm interested in the metal in his pants!"
Metal?
Master Tong puzzled his crotch and pulled out a palm-sized piece of black metal.
"You mean that?"
Without the interference of Master Tong's breath, the Death Dagger sensed the black metal, and trembled even more.
"Yes, that's what I'm talking about!"
At this time, the three of them felt extremely embarrassed, and it turned out that this was what they were talking about.
Master Tong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What you want to ask about is metal, just say it directly, why do you talk so much?"
Lu Lao was thoughtful and asked in a deep voice, "How do you know that he has this metal in his clothes?"
How could Su Chen tell them the truth, and said foolishly: "I am naturally sensitive to all kinds of strange metals, when we came into contact just now, I felt something, but I wasn't sure what it was, so I asked like this!"
In this world, there are all kinds of physiques, and what Su Chen said is not surprising.
Master Tong raised the black metal in his hand and said, "You kid is still knowledgeable, this piece of metal in my hand was brought out from a Jedi, it is very rare and extremely hard."
Over the years, I have not understood its material, so I simply store it close to my body, hoping to use my own true yuan to conceive, in order to find something one day.
It's been more than ten years now, and nothing has been found. ”
He put the black metal on the table, looked at Su Chen and said provocatively: "You can also want this metal!"
You say that you are an alchemist, so show your real skills and compete with me.
I don't bully you, old man, I will give you this metal whether you win or lose.
But if you lose, you must tell us the real alchemist!"
After all, Su Chen is the only one who knows the true alchemist at present.
Therefore, this strategic investment is still necessary.
Su Chen smiled evilly: "Deal!"
When Xu Zhengwei heard this, he hurriedly sent someone to clean up an empty room for the two of them to compete in the alchemy pill.
Then, he stood beside Lu Lao very excitedly and looked at the two in front of him.
It was a great honor to be able to witness the competition between the two alchemists.
In the middle of the room.
Master Tong took out a palm-sized alchemy furnace from his bosom and placed it on the ground, then blew on it.
I saw that the small alchemy furnace was slowly getting bigger.
In the end, it became an alchemy furnace more than half a person high, shining with golden light and a compelling fairy spirit.
Magic Weapon!
I didn't expect this Master Tong to have an alchemy furnace that has reached the level of magic weapons!
Even if it is the lowest-grade low-grade Dharma Weapon Dan Furnace, it is precious.
Xu Zhengwei had never seen a Dan furnace that could change in size freely, and his eyes were straight.
It was particularly shocking.
As soon as the Dan furnace appeared, the rich Dan incense spread throughout the room, refreshing people's hearts.
Xu Zhengwei inhaled the danxiang, his expression was very ecstatic, and he praised it sincerely: "It's so fragrant, Master Tong is worthy of being a master in the world!"
Lu Lao also praised: "Lao Tong, I haven't seen you in alchemy for many years, your Dan furnace is more powerful than before!"
Master Tong was naturally very proud, stroked his goatee, and said arrogantly: "Of course, the old man is also a well-known alchemist in the martial arts world, this Dan furnace has been with me for decades, and I don't know how many good pills have been produced."
Danxiang has long been engraved in this Dan furnace, even if it is placed for thousands of years, Danxiang will gather and not disperse!"
Although this magic alchemy furnace is very rare, it is difficult to enter Su Chen's eyes.
After all, he already has the best treasure-level Medicine King Ding, how could he look at such goods.
Seeing that Su Chen was not surprised at all, Master Tong was very displeased.
"We're going to test the alchemy pill, what about your alchemy furnace?"
I only heard Su Chen shouting to Xu Zhengwei: "Help me get an induction cooker and a pot!"