Chapter 286: Fart as soon as you're nervous

Xia Chu blushed and shouted: "Even if that's the case, does this have anything to do with asking me for 20 million to marry?"

Yang Hao said with a smile: "Why not, you think, you are below, it is our men who are working on it, men work so hard, shouldn't you give some hard money? ”

"But the child was born by our women, how hard it is for us women, do you know?"

Yang Hao replied: "I understand your hard work in giving birth to a child, so I don't plan to have a child with you, this kind of thing, don't bother with it, Miss, since you don't have children, this hard work is gone, then we men's hard work is left, who do you say suffers, who is clean?"

Xia Chu glared at Yang Hao fiercely, biting his silver teeth to death, eager to bite Yang Hao to death on the spot.

This bastard is too crooked.

Yang Hao saw her angry appearance, and immediately said: "If you don't speak, I will take you by default, these two items, after speaking, let's talk about the third one." ”

"What? You have a third?"

Crazy stomping at the beginning of summer.

Yang Hao replied leisurely: "Of course there is, do you think, are you Gao Pan marrying me?"

"Sort of. ”

At the beginning of the summer, he replied.

Yang Hao is rich and powerful, and marrying her is indeed Gao Pan.

"But that's a reason. ”

"Really. ”

"If you get married, there is no problem, but if you want to be looked down upon in your in-law's family, you have to show relative sincerity, if this marriage is less, do you think about your life in your in-law's family?

Marry me, you can get mountains of gold and silver, and you can enjoy the life of a noble wife, but if you don't even want to give a dowry, guess what others will think of you, what your in-laws will think of you, you must think that you are clinging to the powerful, not loving me at all, but loving my money, so this dowry must be higher than the bride price. ”

"Yang Hao, you are a complete bastard, my mother, I will marry a pig and a dog, and I will never marry you, you get out of me, get out of now. ”

Yang Hao swished and ran faster than a rabbit.

Xia Chu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had been fooled.

"Come back, you messing around bastard, you pay me for disfigurement, ah!"

Yang Hao proudly ran to the bar for a drink.

Xiao Zhang admired: "Today, you saved Zhang Yu with a very good hand, where did you learn it?"

Yang Hao replied: "The ancestral acupuncture technique is not worth mentioning, in other words, what is the elimination rate of the cowherd in our nightclub?"

Xiao Zhang told: "How do you say this? The cowherd's business, many people are forced to go to the sea, and they run away after making enough money, and some people are just to hook up with a rich woman and climb to the pinnacle of life, so basically few cowherds have been doing it for a long time, and if they are rich, who would still do such a cheap business." ”

Yang Hao understood: "So the elimination rate of this industry is very high, no wonder the nightclub doesn't even match them with a doctor." ”

"Why a doctor?"

Xiao Zhang asked incomprehensibly.

Yang Hao explained: "Zhang Yu's accident today is not accidental, it is a side effect of being drugged for a long time, fortunately, the rescue is timely, otherwise, if he does not die, this man's dignity will be completely abolished." ”

Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment, and then understood: "You mean he won't lift it?"

Yang Hao hummed: "It's more serious than this, so I proposed to Xia Chu that we must have an old Chinese medicine doctor to maintain the cowherds regularly, but she said that she wanted to ask the boss, which was really angry." ”

Xiao Zhang patted him on the shoulder: "This is also a helpless thing, it costs money to hire someone, and it is also regular maintenance, everyone who does this line of work, everyone has some occupational diseases more or less, you ask the boss to post money, who wants to."

But I think your kid's medical skills are good, why don't you show everyone how the disease is?"

"Me?"

Yang Hao pointed to his nose and was stunned.

"You can. ”

Xiao Zhang immediately shouted and called everyone: "Everyone, pay attention, Yang Hao's family has passed on medical skills, specializing in the treatment of male diseases, I didn't see that Zhang Yu's kid Xiaoyang was saved all of a sudden, so if you have any problems, just come to him to treat them and ensure that the medicine is cured." ”

Yang Hao was embarrassed to death, he could only do acupuncture, and he didn't know anything about prescribing medicine.

But with his own set of acupuncture skills, he can also heal seventy-seven-eighty-eight.

"Really, you kid is really so?"

Here comes a burly man Cowherd.

This kid is definitely a regular at the gym, and his arms are almost thicker than other people's thighs.

Yang Hao saw him and looked at Xiao Zhang in wonder: "Who is this?"

Xiao Zhang introduced: "This is Xiao Li Tanhua in our nightclub, Li Kui." ”

Xiao Li Tanhua?

This name really doesn't match.

Xiao Li Tanhua looks like Pan An, this one, at most, is a muscle bump.

Li Kui was unconvinced by Yang Hao and asked, "Hey, can you really cure any disease?" Then you should show Lao Tzu and see what disease Lao Tzu has." ”

Li Kui handed his left hand to Yang Hao and asked him to take his pulse.

Yang Hao pinched his pulse, and then said: "Is your kid not very good at stomach, he always farts." ”

Li Kui was startled, and then poofed.

This guy lets out a loud fart as soon as he gets nervous.

"Haha. ”

Everyone was immediately amused.

Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Yang Hao, you are really right, this Li Kui's body is very good, but this stomach is not good, every time he picks up a customer, he accidentally lets out two farts, originally, farting is human nature, but every time he puts it very loudly, it makes customers dislike." ”

Li Kui's face was flushed when he was said, and he said to Yang Hao: "You kid is quite capable, can you cure me of this disease?"

Yang Hao replied: "Yes, but what good will I do to heal you?"

Yang Hao doesn't like to do useless work, not to mention that this kid is here to kick the gym, don't want to do any benefits, so he doesn't bother to do it.

Li Kui shouted: "Your kid has not opened a cowherd yet, so let's go back and introduce two rich women to you, so that your kid can also open a meat restaurant." ”

Yang Hao waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm here to play, I'm not interested in those rich women of yours." ”

Li Kui was surprised and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Yang Hao touched his chin and thought: "It seems that you don't have anything of value on you, but if you don't give me some benefits, I don't bother to treat you, how can you say this is good?"

Li Kui immediately said: "Otherwise, I will pass on my secret to being a cowherd to you, so that you can have more face in front of women from now on, what's the matter?"

"Secrets?"

Yang Hao was stunned: "It won't be the room in the room, no, I don't lack this at all." ”