Chapter 12 Lao Tzu kicked over this bowl of dog food!

"Is it so terrifying for someone who knows how to fight guns?" asked Liu Haolu, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.

"It's not just terrifying! If it is known that I am a user of gun fighting skills in China, the military of all countries will snatch their heads and rob people!

This kind of talent is simply the king of the assassination world!" the sniper sighed.

"But...... Why did six users of the gun fighting technique suddenly appear?" Liu Haolu also wondered.

The user of this special gun fighting technique is as worthless as Chinese cabbage?

After a storm subsided, Lu Meiling looked at the breezy Lu Yifan and flew up.

"Old man, woo woo woo...... People are afraid to die......"

Lu Meiling's fragrant body was pounced on Lu Yifan, making him feel uneasy.

At this moment, someone exclaimed, "Be careful!!"

But when he saw the leader of the robbers who had been shot through his heart on the ground, he actually staggered and stood up with a gun!

Lu Yifan opened his eyes and found that the heart of this product was different from ordinary people, and it was a little to the left.

"You want to kill Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu will kill you first! Die !!!"

The leader of the robbers roared, aimed at Lu Meiling and fired frantically.

Lu Yifan didn't think much about it at all, and directly turned Lu Meiling over, hugged her behind him, and used his broad back to help her block bullets!

"Old man!!!"

Lu Meiling was so frightened that she cried heartbreakingly!

However, the robbers behind it were scared.

It turned out that those bullets hit Lu Yifan's body, not only did they not have any, but they even rubbed out terrifying sparks!!

Nima!

The bullet hit the back and rubbed sparks!

Is this back made of steel?

Bang!

The frightened leader of the robbers stood on the spot when he was shot on the head by a sniper in the distance.

Lu Meiling hurriedly touched Lu Yifan's body nervously, and said with concern: "Old man, are you okay?"

It's time to pretend!

Lu Yifan didn't say a word, and slapped his heart hard.

Burst~~~~

A mouthful of blood squirted Lu Meiling!

"Rei...... Ling~~~~ Old man, I'm afraid of someone who is dying...... Hurry up and call Hou Yaoting's Sun Zei over......"

Hmph, this trick is useful, I don't believe you don't help Lao Tzu!

Hou Yaoting and the three hurriedly walked over, and when they saw this scene, they couldn't help covering their mouths and crying excitedly.

"Old man~~~ Why did you leave so early......"

"Oh, my grandfather!! you died so miserably!!"

"Don't worry, old man, Meiling and I'll take care of it, you can go with peace of mind!!"

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Lu Yifan was almost angry at that time!

I'm not dead yet!

"You ...... Three...... Be sure to do the project well...... Promise me ......"

Lu Yifan pretended to faint.

The three of them really showed extremely guilty affection, and began to use their personalities to vouch that they would definitely complete the project of "Glory of Kings".

"Then I'll ...... I can rest assured...... Woo......"

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Yifan, who was closing his eyes, suddenly felt that his mouth was invaded!

When I opened my eyes, Lu Meiling was actually kissing herself, an eighty-three-year-old man, in front of everyone!!

"Meiling, you ......" Hu Fei said a little surprised, and a little angry.

But I saw Lu Meiling say very firmly: "I'm in love with Old Man Lu Nima!"

"What? You're not mistaken, are you? He's eighty-three years old!" Hu Fei said speechlessly.

"What about being eighty-three years old? At a critical moment, he can exchange himself for me as a hostage, and when my life is dying, he will use his body to block bullets for me!

I want to ask, how many handsome guys in their 20s can do this step as an old man?"

Lu Meiling said coldly, and then, she obsessively held Lu Yifan's face, and said with tears while touching: "Nima, I haven't been in love all this time, because I'd rather lack than abuse!"

I want true love!

And in you, I feel a real masculinity!

This is a temperament that Hu Fei and Hou Yaoting's cowards don't have!

You can even give your life for me, if you can get away with it this time, I am willing to serve you for the rest of my life!"

After that, Lu Meiling lowered her head again and kissed Lu Yifan deeply!

The surrounding reporters took a wild shot!

That's the headline for tomorrow!

The eighty-three-year-old man blocked the bullet for the beauty, but let the beauty promise him......

Wow Ka Ka Ka!

Think about tomorrow's headlines, which are absolutely read!

At this time, the doctor came over, put a stethoscope on Lu Yifan's body, and then called the pulse, and said suspiciously: "It's strange, this old man doesn't seem to have anything to do......

"Ahem, ahem...... I think...... I can salvage it again!"

Before the doctor finished speaking, Lu Yifan immediately stiffened up with a carp and opened his eyes.

When Lu Meiling saw that Lu Yifan was fine, she immediately hugged him and cried with joy: "Old man, it's great that you're okay!!"

Lu Yifan explored Lu Meiling very dishonestly, and said with a light smile: "Thanks to your kiss, I came back to life." ”

"Really, then I'll kiss the old man every day in the future, give you a hug, and let you live a long life, okay?" Lu Meiling hung on Lu Yifan like a koala, and said coquettishly.

"Okay! Okay! Meiling said anything!" Lu Yifan said, bowing his head and kissing her without hesitation.

Everyone around was stunned!

I'll it!

This old man is just a bombardment!

is eighty-three years old, and the means of picking up girls are still so clever!

How does this make us people in our thirties who are still single dogs live!!

Isn't this the scene of Hongguoguo's dog abuse?

And this news has been posted on the Internet, and netizens are all frying!

"Lao Tzu kicked over this bowl of dog food!"

"The water of the West Lake, my tears! Why can't I soak in girls!"

"I hope that when I get old, I can be like the old man Lu Nima, drinking and picking up girls to block bullets!"

"It's no wonder that people can capture the hearts of beautiful women. ”

"Anyway, you're only paying attention to this? Didn't anyone report that there were six snipers who knew how to shoot at the scene?"

"The bullet can hit a vertical landing, this Nima cliff is fake!"

"Upstairs, I'm on the spot, and I can tell you responsibly that it's true!"

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Inside the Ugly Studio.

The "Glory of Kings" project finally became regular after Lu Yifan's tossing.

At this time, the ugly male employees all looked at Lu Nima with jealous eyes.

Because in his arms sat the first beauty of the ugly studio, Lu Meiling, the head of the art group.

"Old man, do you see that this Li Bai I painted meets your requirements?" Lu Meiling said coquettishly.