Chapter 66 How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the freezer?
Originally, Shen Tianlang planned to go home after graduation.
But who knew that his stern father would call at this time?
Shen Tianlang knew that his father said that one is one, and if he was allowed to go home today, he would not wait until tomorrow.
Originally, Shen Tianlang also planned to have a showdown with his father, saying that he would go home after graduation.
But who knows that old guy actually put down all kinds of cruel words, as if what kind of girl he likes in the future, and he has to get their consent?
This is what Shen Tianlang can't bear the most.
Shen Tianlang has always felt that love is free and love is not guilty.
Loving someone is everyone's freedom and power, and liking who is also their own business, and it should not be interfered with by parents.
That's why he'll be angry.
"Brother Lang......"
At this time, Murong Jing suddenly called out softly behind Shen Tianlang.
"Damn. ”
At this moment, Shen Tianlang was suddenly startled, his soul was almost frightened, and his little heart was beating wildly.
"Wow, Brother Lang, your acting skills are so good, I believe it. Murong Jing walked over generously and said.
Shen Tianlang was really scared.
He was a little distracted just now, thinking about things, without any defense, and was frightened by this shameless chick.
"Ahem, ahem. Shen Tianlang coughed a few times, flicked the cigarette ash, put away the solemn expression on his previous face, and asked angrily, "I said Murong, why are you here? Are you going to follow me all the way along?"
"Hey, you guessed it, of course Miss Ben is following you. Murong Jing pursed her lips, as if she looked proud, and said, "I just want to see what the super beauty you said looks like... Later......"
"What happened?" asked Shen Tianlang.
"Later, I naturally saw that super beauty, and she was really prettier than me, hehe. ”
"Ah~haha, that's... That's..."Shen Tianlang scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and snorted, "And then, then what did you hear just now?"
"No, I saw you holding a mobile phone mysteriously, could it be that a beautiful woman asked you out?"
"It doesn't matter if there are beautiful women!"
Shen Tianlang stared at Murong Jing in front of him with resentment in his eyes, and said angrily, "I said Murong Jing, there are 24 hours a day, right?"
"yes, what's wrong. ”
"Let's take away the time we sleep, then we eat and drink Lazar for 2 hours, and we have 14 hours left. You've been following me for 14 hours, I'm listening to vocal lessons, you're listening, I'm playing basketball, you're going to the stands, I'm out of school now, you're still following, can you let me have a little bit of personal time?"
"Okay, then you be my boyfriend, and I will generously give you 1 hour of personal time and 8 hours of sleep every day. Murong Jing blinked cutely and said to Shen Tianlang.
", what do you like about me, can't I change it?" Shen Tianlang was suddenly unhappy.
"I like everything you do, what do you don't like about me, can't I change it?"
Ay!!
Specially, life is hard!~!
Shen Tianlang regretted it in his heart.
knew that today, Shen Tianlang regretted that he shouldn't have pretended to be that force.
If the system has regret pills to sell, Shen Tianlang must exchange one.
Then let Murong Jing bully herself fiercely, leave her sight from now on, and get rid of the entanglement of this chick.
Listen, is this human talk?
Being chased by a beautiful woman who drives a Lamborghini and looks like a fairy all day long, Shen Tianlang is still disgusted with this kid?
If this happens to ordinary people, they will wake up laughing even if they are dreaming.
"Eh!!"
Shen Tianlang sighed deeply, then walked past Murong Jing with a depressed face holding a cigarette in his right hand.
"Brother Lang, what are you doing here...... Aren't you happy? Say it and make me happy. ”
Depend on.
"Murong Jing, don't force me to be rough with you. Shen Tianlang shouted at Murong Jing.
"Hehe, come on, let me see what the hell is going on......" Murong Jing raised her eyebrows defiantly at Shen Tianlang.
Burst.
Shen Tianlang's face darkened, as if he had thought of something.
Defeated.
He was deeply defeated by this chick.
"I said Murong, it's not a way for us to spend it here, why don't we play a game?" Shen Tianlang seemed to think of a sassy routine.
"What game?" asked Murong Jing curiously.
"I'll make a brain teaser, if you get it right, you invite me to dinner tonight, and then I'll go shopping with you the rest of the time, and if you get it wrong, you invite me to dinner, and then after eating, we'll go back to our respective homes, and you won't follow me." ”
No way!
Have you ever seen such a shameless person, no matter if the other party wins or loses, you have to invite him to dinner as a big man?
Is this a human thing?
Is this what a man can say?
But Murong Jing didn't think so, as soon as she heard that Shen Tianlang was going to go shopping with her, she immediately came to her senses, "Okay, okay, let's make a statement first, don't come up with too difficult questions." ”
As long as Shen Tianlang is willing to play with her Miss Murong, Murong Jing is willing to do anything.
"Okay, please listen to the question, how many steps does it take to put the elephant in the refrigerator?"
"Giggles......
Murong Jing suddenly laughed, let out bursts of pleasant laughter, and said, "Brother Lang, if you want to go shopping together, just say it, why do you have such a simple problem?" Of course, there are three steps, first, the first step is to open the refrigerator, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the last step is to close the refrigerator, I knew this problem when I was three years old. ”
"This question hasn't been played yet, continue, the zoo has a sports meeting, why didn't the elephants go?"
"Hahaha, of course it's because the elephant is locked in the refrigerator, it turns out that Brother Lang's IQ is so good? ”
"It's not over yet. Shen Tianlang glanced at Murong Jing and continued: "Next, the ants rode to pick up the elephants, but only left a straight footprint when they passed through the desert, why?"
"Uh..."
At this time, Murong Jing was really stumped by Shen Tianlang.
She found that this question seemed to be a series of questions, why did she not understand it the further she went?
"Stupid, because the ants ride the bike. This question is not over yet, and when you pass, even if you win, let's move on. ”
"The ants found the elephant and then rode the elephant to the gymnasium, and there was a car accident on the way, the elephant was seriously injured, and many small animals rushed to donate blood, but why did all the small animals come back in the end?"
"Because they don't know elephants!"
"Wrong again! Because the ant on the bike is already donating blood, and everyone thinks that it is enough to have an ant buddy to give blood to the elephant!"
Burst.
Murong Jing instantly went crazy, and couldn't help but say angrily, "Shen Tianlang, is this a brain teaser, how do I feel that you are deliberately cheating on me?"
Don't talk nonsense, these questions were asked by Jack Ma, and he also instructed the interviewer to be sure to record these questions and become one of the key parts of this year's interview with Alibaba's newcomers. Shen Tianlang is serious nonsense.