Zhang Xiao: "Come out for me quickly! I see you." Are you moving in to help the soldiers? Don't you be afraid of broken bones, even if you go together!"

A wrinkled smiling face came out from behind, Nima's, it turned out to be the old man who picked up: "What rescue? Just me! Are you two in love? Remember to wear ~ condom when doing things for a while!"

"Thank you, I will. Zhang Xiao immediately laughed evilly.

"Go to Nima's old man!" Shen Tian scolded, and then gave Zhang Xiao a roll of his eyes.

Old man: "What I said is true, you young people are very unsophisticated and have no sense of social responsibility. I heard that some little girls were in the Internet café and bought her a set of game equipment, so she took off ~ pants in the toilet, and there was one more abandoned baby!"

"So you must wear ~ condoms, you know? Don't save safety condoms for the country, other provinces that shouldn't be saved. ”

Shen Tian was completely speechless: "you Malegobi!"

Zhang Xiao smiled so unhappily: "Thank you." We will definitely use it in a while, and it is still of high quality, non-leaky kind. ”

Shen Tian couldn't laugh or cry, I really wanted to kick this person, is it so funny that you are paralyzed? I can't laugh at it.

Old man: "That's right if it doesn't leak, this is also to protect our sweet body, otherwise she will have a miscarriage, or pull directly in the toilet, it's too painful." Suffer!"

Shen Tian: "Are you done?" ”

"I've picked up this piece and it's gone. The old man shook his unkempt gray beard.

Old man: "You must remember the teachings of my old man, it is best not to live together before marriage, and if you live together, you must also wear a condom, and the condom must use inspection-free products, otherwise it is not good for the skin." ”

Shen Tian: "Okay, okay, you don't need to popularize science, hurry up." ”

The old man shut up.

The old man walked and sang: "Where is there anyone who drinks horse wine, Tian Tian wants to relieve his hands, accidentally give birth to a child, and the world will be abandoned ~ baby ......"

"you paralyzed old man!" Shen Tianqi's chest rose and fell again, beautiful and beautiful.

Zhang Xiao smiled so happily, at this time, a female villager who seemed to be born in the 80s passed by, and Zhang Xiao asked: "Hey, do you know what kind of song the old man sang? ”

Female: "Oh, that's what Fang Shu'an often sings in the white-eyed heroes." It's a very old martial arts movie. ”

"Oh, thanks. "Zhang Xiao is very polite.

"It's fine. The female villager walked away.

Shen Tian: "It's so ugly, you say it's good?"

"Interesting. Zhang Xiao smiled evilly, and then: "Hey, do you want to go to the hotel over there to play?" The word 'play' is very particular here.

"Why do you want to go to the hotel?" Shen Tian certainly understood what he meant. But she didn't want to be caught by him so soon. The harder it is to get, the more she will cherish it, and she understands this.

"You can rest in the hotel. ”

"If you don't go, just walk on this road. ”

Groove, so reserved. Zhang Xiaoxin said.

The two of them arrived at a relatively quiet place, where the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and a large field of golden rape flowers could be seen. There were two small benches on the ground, and I don't know which villager forgot to take them.

Both sat on small benches.

At this time, the old man who was picking up dung slipped here and saw the two of them: "Fate, I've seen you again." I haven't opened ~ the room yet, it's very calm. More calm than many young people!"

Shen Tian frowned: "You go farther away for me!"

"Why should I go so far?" and then look at her sitting position, "Your ass is so big, you can't sit on a small bench, you might as well sit on my back, I'm hunched anyway." ”

"!

Zhang Xiao smiled, this old man really dared to think of any good thing. I don't even dare to think about being a cushion for the most beautiful village girl.

When the old man saw a pile of cow dung, he took the basket off his back, picked up a shovel, and scooped up the dung......

Shen Tian: "That old guy is so nasty, you still laugh." ”

Zhang Xiao: "Actually, he is praising you, saying that your ass is mostly good! ”

Shen Tian put his hands on his waist: "Did his words make you excited?"

"I don't need to say it, I'll be excited. I've been thrilled since I saw you for the first time. ”

Shen Tian's deer collided more violently, but it should not be shown on the face. If you let him know his psychology, he will definitely ......

Zhang Xiao looked at this neighborhood is very secluded, no one comes, and there is grassland, do you want the grassland to fight for the bed?

Shen Tian looked at him staring at himself: "What are you looking at?

Zhang Xiaoxue Wang Bao ~ forced a smile: "How do you know about dropping?"

Shen Tian rolled his eyes and kept it mysterious, as if he was saying: You are not funny like this.

Shen Tian got up suddenly: "I'm going back, you can rent a house elsewhere." ”

Hey, why did you just leave like this, and there was no field battle yet! Zhang Xiao didn't call her, and he knew that she wouldn't come over if he called her. Such a character.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiao's mobile phone vibrate, and it was Bao Xing calling. So he answered: "Hey, hello, Mr. Bao!"

"Hello Zhang Xiao. Bao Xing's voice was a little excited, "Tumu gave me a place for promotion and salary increase, you are really capable, I didn't expect you to help me get it! He is the principal, and you are not his boss, why would he listen to you?"

Zhang Xiao: "I'm not his boss, but he's my little brother." Now he is obedient to me, I told him to go to the east and he didn't dare to go west, and he didn't dare to pee and he didn't dare to diarrhea......"

Bao Xing didn't understand what was going on: "Anyway, no matter what method you used, I really thank you for getting this opportunity for promotion." I'll invite you to dinner, which restaurant will you go to?"

Zhang Xiao thought for a while: "The restaurant is not good, go to your house, I want to eat a few home-cooked dishes from you......!"

"Okay, come to my house. I'll cook for you right away!Hurry up, don't keep me waiting too long. ”

"No problem, I'll be there soon. "Hung up the phone.

Zhang Xiao went to the highway and called a taxi: "...... in the city"

"Yes sir. "The driver was polite.

There are relatively few such taxi drivers, Zhang Xiaoxin said. Probably because there are a lot of groping pigs in the news taxis, and it will be surprising to meet people who feel good.

When he came to the door of Bao Xing's house, Zhang Xiao pressed the doorbell, then fiddled with the collar, and his hair was neat.

When she opened the door, Bao Xing smiled charmingly: "Please come in! I'm still cooking, you can sit casually." Then he walked briskly back to the kitchen.

"Do you want me to help?"

Bao Xing: "No need, just sit there and wait to eat!"

Zhang Xiao sat down and lit a cigarette, his life is really good, he can eat his wife's soft rice at home, and there are beautiful women outside to cook! I must have been a good person in my last life, otherwise how could my life be so good.

Thinking of the past when I had hardship and no money, I was looked down upon everywhere, and then I look at the present, a sense of happiness arises spontaneously!

After making a few dishes, the two of them sat down together and began to eat.

Zhang Xiao picked up a piece of meat: "Well, it's delicious." It's so fragrant, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good, Mr. Bao!"

"Really? It's the first time I've been complimented on how good my food is. ”

Zhang Xiao: "Of course it's true, it's better than those five-star hotel chefs!" "The dishes made by people you like must be delicious, but if you make it by an ugly girl, no matter how delicious it is, it will be unpalatable."

"You're really good at talking, and you're more flamboyant than you were when you were in school. Bao Xing smiled happily and gracefully, and suddenly became beautiful.

"I'm not complimenting you, it's delicious. Zhang Xiao ate several bites in a row. This is my favorite woman when I was young, and I am so happy to cook for myself!

Bao Xing: "I'm curious, Zhang Xiao." ”

"Curious about what?"

"That Tumu is usually very domineering, why did you let him give me a promotion and he was promoted immediately?

Zhang Xiao was a little unhappy, I still need to send ~ money for such a big skill: "What kind of money to give, give ~ money to someone like him?" I don't beat him up, even if he is lucky!"

"Really?"

"Really!"

Bao Xing: "Then you are the top boss who knows him! ”

"I don't know. "Do you want to tell her that I photographed his evidence?

Bao Xing: "Then you are too powerful." I didn't give money, I didn't find anyone, and I got it done!"

Zhang Xiao smiled, how did you know that there were more powerful tricks than these!

Bao Xing: "It's really relieving. Tumu has always coveted me, and sometimes even uses his hands and feet, without any respect at all. But when I was given a promotion and a salary increase, I was very polite, as if I was his immediate boss, and that feeling was really good. There is a feeling of raising eyebrows. ”

If he dares to disturb you again, just tell me, and I'll help you clean him up immediately!"

"You're really capable, but you're not the same person you used to be. ”

"It's nothing. Zhang Xiao smiled, modesty is still necessary.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Xiao was a little drunk: "Bao Meiren, I want to live here with you, okay?"

"You stayed last night. "It's a little shy. She had never been shy in front of this 'little boy' before, but now she was so shy, she was so surprised.

"It was on the couch last night. It's not fun, I think, I want to put my arms around you......"

"You. Bao Xing's face was slightly hot, "You don't want to be like this." "Actually, I have already made a secret promise. But the woman is reserved and can't agree so quickly.

At this time, Zhang Xiao received WeChat, and at first glance, it was Hua Jingjing. Listen: "Oh no, brother-in-law, something is wrong!"

Is the paralyzed bear kid teasing me again, could it be another caterpillar crawling on his leg or being bitten by a mosquito?

At this time, Hua Jingjing came again, listening: "Brother-in-law has an accident in our family, come back quickly." ”

Hua Jingjing's voice was a little nervous, it seemed that ......

Zhang Xiao intuitively said that Hua Jingjing didn't lie this time, so he telegraphed. But Hua Jingjing's mobile phone went unanswered.