Nangong Wu was directly stunned!

This old man......

How can you be so old and strong!

People in their eighties, there is still a reaction that only young men have!

Lu Yifan saw that he was actually discovered, and hurriedly explained: "That...... Thermal expansion and cold contraction, yes! Thermal expansion and cold contraction! Maybe it's been holding back for decades, and it's a little too much, so ......

Hey, I won't talk about it, girl, if you think I'm an immodest old man, I can't help it. ”

The more he described, the darker it became, and Lu Yifan simply didn't explain.

Nangong Wu shook her head and said, "Actually, I know that it is painful for the elderly who have no sex life, I understand you."

That's it, old man, I've funded a lot of nursing homes, I'll go back and help you pick a few healthy ones there, and be your boss, okay?"

When Lu Yifan heard this, he suddenly made up the picture of himself being by several old aunts and strong girls in his mind.

A spirit came out, and Lu Yifan finally softened.

It's so beautiful, I don't dare to look at it!

After taking a bath, Nangong Wu also thoughtfully brought snacks that could float on the hot spring and low-degree soju, and the two chatted while drinking each other.

The more she talked, the more Nangong Wu felt that this old man was magical.

The topics that young people understand, this old man actually knows!

It's useless to talk about the generation gap at all!

And this old man can tell a little joke from time to time, and the funny Nangong dance is giggling.

"Girl, it's not the old man Nima, I'm bragging to you, when the old man was young, there were a group of wives and concubines!

But guess, there's only one place where people are talking to me in tongues in bed, and I have a bit of a diaphragm.

Where do you think it's from?" Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"Uh...... Is it Lingnan, the dialect over there is too different from Mandarin, and I can't understand it at all, so you are very nervous?" Nangong Wu couldn't help but listen with interest when she heard that Lu Yifan actually began to talk about the romantic past when she was young.

"No, no, no, just because you don't understand doesn't mean you can! ”

“emmmm...... I can't guess, uncle, just say it, don't sell it!"

"I'll tell you the truth, I played with so many women when I was young, and the most popular one was a chatty beauty from the imperial capital.

A few thieves can nag people to death!

Look at me and I'll teach you something!"

After that, Lu Yifan said with emotion: "Hey, you're really big enough!"

"Hey, you're sorry, lift your ass!"

"Hey, where are you going? Ouch, you're in the wrong place!"

"Ouch,, you stinky and stupid!

What do you want me to catch up with you? Don't mess with me, believe it or not I'll open the way for you with a fire stick?"

"No, I'm tired, I'll just lie down here, and you can just push in. ”

"Okay, thank you, don't forget to look for me next time!"

Nangong Wu originally covered her mouth and smiled, but later as Lu Yifan became more and more exaggerated and acted more and more likely, her tears of direct laughter fell out.

His hands slapped against the water, and his whole body trembled with laughter.

"Uncle, I didn't expect you to be quite dirty! Sure enough, you are not a serious uncle. Nangong Wu joked.

"That's right, let's get old and rejuvenate the second spring!

How can you young people be so cool on your own! We old people should also enjoy this kind of fun, even if it is only verbal fun. Lu Yifan said triumphantly.

"Then can you tell me a little dirty paragraph again? Laugh at me, there's a reward!" Nangong Wujiao said angrily.

"What reward?" said Lu Yifan with a smile.

saw Nangong Wu approaching Lu Yifan's side, his whole body was close to his body, and his flaming red lips were attached to Lu Yifan's ear.

All of a sudden, Lu Yifan felt that his tent was up again!

"Reward is ......"

Nangong Wu whispered in his ear, and said with a grin: "Introduce you to ten fifty-year-old young aunts!

Lu Yifan looked at Nangong Wu with a black question mark on his face, and the small tent fell down again.

Fuck your sister!

Fifty years old is still called young?

Bigger than my dad!

"Mmmm, it hurts me, it's almost hurting me, this one is almost hurting to death......" Lu Yifan said absentmindedly.

"Haha, you agreed? Then hurry up! I'm going to introduce you to my aunt! I have a lot of widows and aunts in my hands! I'm waiting for you to get to know them!" Nangong Wu said happily.

Lu Yifan looked at this big star who seemed to be a big star who didn't eat fireworks in the world on TV, and sighed in his heart.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that Nangong Dance Club was a person who liked to introduce objects to the elderly!

"When I was younger, the girl next door always came to my house to play, and the girl was beautiful at 18.

So I secretly helped my son to give her up.

Later, the girl became pregnant, and my wife cried and beat her son desperately.

I left a letter to my wife and ran away from home.

The letter reads: I can't live for my own sin, I have raised him for 20 years, and I am waiting for today! Your son and your daughter have finally become a perfect couple!"

Lu Yifan Dao.

Nangong Wu reacted for a while, and then she giggled and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, old man, you played such a big game of chess!

The son is also next door, in order to take revenge on his wife, let his brother and sister sleep together, and you can have such a big brain!"

may think that chatting with Lu Yifan is particularly relaxed and pleasant.

Nangong Wu also poured out all the interesting or dark things she encountered in the entertainment industry.

The two hit it off at first sight, and they had a sense of forgetfulness.

After waiting for more than an hour, Lu Yifan just thought about it, but when he saw the jade bracelet on Nangong Wu's wrist, he suddenly asked, "Girl, can you show me this bracelet?"

When Nangong Wu heard this, she didn't think much about it, took it down and handed it to Lu Yifan and said, "Old man, this was given to me by a good sister of mine, don't break it for me!"

Lu Yifan didn't say anything, but the bracelet looked at it carefully.

As soon as the eyes of the lawless law were opened, the world was completely different, and there were colorful auras everywhere.

And inside this jade bracelet, Lu Yifan found that it had actually been hollowed out.

There was a rich purple aura inside, spinning back and forth around the bracelet.

Every time this purple evil qi rotated, it would turn into a hideous skull and burrow into Nangong Wu's body.

"What is this?Maoshan Ghost Control Technique?Curse?It doesn't look very much like it......" Lu Yifan thought thoughtfully.

But one thing is certain, after wearing this bracelet for a long time, Nangong Wu will either die well, or his mind will be out of control and controlled.

(End of chapter)