Saturday afternoon,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman came to a downtown Internet café, the boss is a bald man who is only twenty-seven years old, and he has a good relationship with Xu Mang, by the way... The boss has been a programmer for five years.

The top five-row black private room is quieter, more comfortable and secluded than the ordinary five-even black private room.

"You..."

"Are you kidding?" asked Yang Xiaoman in surprise.

"What a joke. Xu Mang said seriously: "People started programming software at the age of 20, and worked in the position of programmer for four or five years.

Yang Xiaoman was speechless, but it sounded very reasonable.

subsequently

Double row starts.

Originally, Xu Mang thought that his arrangement would stay up until midnight, but he was wrong, very wrong, when Yang Xiaoman touched the mouse and keyboard, he directly turned into an angry queen.

"Four dozen and one were killed by the old lady and two of them. Yang Xiaoman skillfully controlled his hero and scolded: "Can you guys play?"

Xu Mang was stunned, why did she look so irritable when she played the game.

however

Xu Mang was stunned, and his team battle was lost, because Xu Mang was playing with meat.

Syllable!

Yang Xiaoman directly slammed the headphones on the table, stared at Xu Mang angrily and shouted: "What are you doing during the team battle? I don't know what position you are playing? The next time you start a group, I will go shopping for my wife, believe it or not, I will slaughter you now?!"

"Huh?"

"Okay, okay!" Xu Mang shrank his head, the game successfully drove a girl crazy.

Subsequently...

The tragedy has just begun.

"I asked you to insert your eyes in the river, where did you insert the old lady?"

"Enlarge and enlarge! What? You let the old lady and I put an empty big?!"

"Turn around and Q him, turn back! Turn back! You idiot turn back! Put skills! Put skills! Do you understand skills? Q button was eaten by you?!"

In just an hour,

Xu Mang felt that he had spent a century, and when he was black, it was just voice, but now it is really different after being there.

"You hang up. ”

"What do you want!" Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang.

"Oh..."

Xu Mang returned to the city and then hung up.

Then

He was sleepy.

[League of Legends skill detected, League of Legends skill unlocked]

League of Legends skill +1

League of Legends skill +1

League of Legends skill +1

Alas?

Finally, I don't have to be scolded!

Xu Mang felt that he had gained hope in his life.

fortunately

The situation is somewhat tense.

"System, how many skills do you need to win this matchmaking?"

[Exchange value for winning this matchmaking match as determined by the system: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

So little?

This is the Plastics Bureau, right?

Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman's record, 21 kills, 10 assists, 2 deaths... It can be confirmed that it is really the Plastics Bureau.

Finally accumulated ten skill points,

Xu Mang came out of the mountain.

"I'm coming!"

"Watch me save the world!" Xu Mang began his performance.

pity

One minute into the performance, Yang Xiaoman was furious.

"Ah!!h

"You big idiot!"

"You robbed my mother of my five kills!" Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck and shook wildly: "Old lady, I have to fight with you today!"

Of course

It's a joke.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman successfully won this game, and then began to line up for the next game, but... Yang Xiaoman was a little irritable.

"You play support!"

"Huh?"

"Ahh

"Oh..."

Xu Mang chose an assistant, and Yang Xiaoman chose an ADC.

On-hook,

Go to bed

Save the world!

"System, how many skills do you need to win this matchmaking?"

[Exchange value for winning this matchmaking match as determined by the system: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

Xu Mang came out of the mountain again.

"Huh?"

"You are playing very well!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a frightened expression: "You were born to play with the life of a wet nurse?"

Just now,

Xu Mang's limit blood added to pull Yang Xiaoman back from the brink of death, and this extreme operation surprised Yang Xiaoman.

"Huh!"

"That's not all I do!"

As soon as the words fell,

Xu Mang successfully snatched a head from Yang Xiaoman's hand.

“...”

“...”

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "I said I was careless, do you believe it or not?"

Yang Xiaoman just glared at it and didn't take it seriously, after all, it is also human beings who play auxiliary, and they also have to develop.

pity

She was wrong...

snatched the head from Yang Xiaoman's hand again,

snatched the head from Yang Xiaoman's hand for the third time,

Fourth,

For the fifth time...

After that, the scene was a little bloody.

"Alas!"

"I... What..."Yang Xiaoman suddenly said shyly: "Can you tell the boss and help me change the mouse, this mouse... It looks like I broke it. ”

"Wait a minute, don't go!"

"Ask him to help me change a Cherry keyboard. Yang Xiaoman continued: "By the way, you go buy some KFC!"

...

night

Xu Mang came to the cinema with an angry Yang Xiaoman, and at this time there were a large number of Marvel fans waiting for the start of the premiere, and they entered the venue to buy a large bucket of popcorn and two cups of super-sized Coke, and I don't know if it was intentional, the two were in the most corner position.

"Huh?"

"Shouldn't you choose the middle?" Xu Mang sat in the corner and asked Yang Xiaoman curiously, "Why did you choose such a side position?"

"Do you think I don't want to choose a good one?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "These Marvel fans are like crazy... I clicked in and it got stuck, and it turned out to be just that. ”

Also

After all, Avengers 4.

The movie is very exciting, it is worthy of being produced by a big factory, just when Xu Mang watched it with relish, he found that Yang Xiaoman actually fell asleep, didn't she tell herself to watch the movie? Why did he fall asleep?

Xu Mang took off his coat, covered his body at the violent airport, and then continued to watch the movie.

At half past three,

The movie ends.

Xu Mang watched the whole plot with a hint of emotion, glanced at Yang Xiaoman, who was still sleeping next to him, and could only silently carry the airport on his back, leave the cinema, and open a single room in the hotel.

Walk to the elevator with a smile on your face at the front desk.

Start sleeping,

Sleep in the same bed, with a quilt.

It's just that...

Xu Mang took a bath, and then covered the quilt, Yang Xiaoman lay on the side of the bed, snoring and sleeping.

No way

If one person wants to sleep well, then the other person needs to pay the price.

Xu Mang chose to enjoy herself and let the violent airport freeze, anyway, she has good physical fitness when she practices sanda, and it will not get in the way if she freezes.

early morning

Yang Xiaoman opened his eyes and found himself in a strange room, and judging from the style of decoration, it was a hotel.

Hotel?

Hehe... Beast!

Yang Xiaoman was a little happy, but this joy didn't last long, she found...

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Alas?!

......