According to Yu Yan, this neurotic called at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night to ask if he was Ma Tianchang.

He looked at Ma Tianchang's empty bed at the time, and said half-jokingly: "He didn't go back to the dormitory today, and he didn't know where to fool around." ”

Unexpectedly, the other party immediately asked him: "Who are you?"

Yu Yan said casually: "Yes!"

As a result, the other party immediately scolded him, saying that he was a stinky and shameless pervert, what a pervert and shameless and inhumane.

Anyway, what is ugly to hear and scold. Yu Yan scolded him for a moment.

Finally, at the moment when the other party's machine-gun-like speech paused, he explained: "I'm not Ma Tianchang, do you hear clearly? My name is Yu Yan!"

"It's Yu Yan who scolds, if you are Yu Yan, then you are not wrong. Then another machine-gun fire.

Yu Yan's mood turned from inexplicable to full of anger, and when he was about to go crazy, the other party said cleanly: "The old lady is scolded, goodbye!" and hung up the phone directly.

What the isn't this a psychopath?

Hit Ma Tianchang's mobile phone to scold me Yu Yan, you tell me a reason, just scold, don't say the reason at all.

Yu Yan called back and planned to scold back, but the other party's mobile phone was already unreachable.

Yu Yan, who couldn't sleep all night, began to compete with that number in the bright sky.

Dial the number! No response? Then replay, still not worked? Replay!

While dialing the phone, he was still scolding to himself, waking up Dong Lin and the others.

Seeing Yu Yan's hideous face, everyone didn't dare to ask why, no one wanted to touch this moldy head.

So, for the first time, the 517 dormitory got up early in the morning today.

"Let's see whose number this number is?" Yu Yan said viciously: "A stinky girl dares to scold Lao Tzu like this, you have to find out what you say today."

I'll say the ugly things in front of me! Lao Tzu won't give anyone face, and I'm going to tear her stinky mouth. ”

He felt that this scolding was all caused by this fake scholar. He didn't even scold him together, he already gave him face.

Looking at the number, Ma Tianchang had never seen it, and he still turned off his phone when he called it, what was the situation? He couldn't figure it out.

But no matter what, Yu Yan was scolded inexplicably after answering his phone call.

Ma Tianchang still felt quite uncomfortable, so he proposed to invite him to dinner.

Jiang Xuyong happened to come back from washing, and when he heard that he was going to follow the meal, Ma Tianchang simply was generous, and he took the breakfast of all the members of the 517 dormitory today.

It's been a long time since the four brothers have eaten breakfast together, so Yu Yan went to the quietest breakfast restaurant near the school.

It's quiet because there are few people, and it's because of the high price, and the customers of this tea restaurant are not mainly students, but petty bourgeoisie with some atmosphere in the neighborhood.

The cities in the north sell breakfast in the south, and eating it is also a kind of feeling.

Usually, the four of them have hardly been here, mainly because the price is too high, and one person can't eat enough for dozens of yuan.

Yu Yan is taking revenge this time, he was really scolded this time, he didn't eat expensive food, it was not enough to eliminate the hatred in his heart!

After ordering the food, a few began to chat.

"I'm the third brother, where did you go yesterday? Why don't you be honest lately?" Dong Lin asked earnestly at the dinner table,

"Isn't the foreign beauty already gone? Shen Weiwei, I also called yesterday to ask, I don't know where you are. Which daughter did you hook up with?"

Without waiting for Ma Tianchang to answer, Jiang Xuyong also said with a righteous face: "You can't be like this, third brother, you are the oldest in our dormitory, you have to play a good role model."

Aren't you chasing after our little seventh sister? Why don't you go home with others at night? Morning and evening is not what we honest people should do!"

Yu Yan suddenly slapped the table: "I understand, you hooked up with someone's little beauty who didn't wipe her buttocks, and was called by someone's girlfriend to chase and scold!"

No wonder one bite is a pervert, one bite is a hooligan. The more he spoke, the more justified he felt, and the more he felt that he was wronged: "This breakfast will kill you no matter what."

Don't let you take it away, but I want me to wipe your ass. ”

"That's not right, god stick, didn't you say that the one who scolded you heard that you were not the third brother, but Yu Yan, and she scolded even harder?"

Dong Lin looked suspicious, as the vice president of the student association, his analytical ability is still very strong: "Did the two of you harm someone together, and didn't say anything about it from me and Tie Tower?"

Ma Tianchang gave him a thumbs up: "You are the real (righteous) rascal." His voice and tone are exactly the same as the sentence in Guo Degang's cross talk: "You are a real (positive) Shanxi (hot)!"

"By the way, Shenba, you recall carefully, have you ever heard the voice scolding you before? How old is it?" Jiang Xuyong was careless.

"Although the scolded dog blood sprinkler, I have to say that this person's voice imitation ability is really strong.

I suspect that he is a student of the acting department, and he must have studied dubbing, which is much higher than Ma Tianchang's ability to learn Guo Degang!"

Yu Yan recalled: "She looked like a shrew for a while, like a child for a while, screamed for a while, and thundered like a thunder for a while.

The tone of voice was so varied that in the end I didn't even know whether she was a man or a woman or a woman or a young man! There was really no one I knew.

At first, I wondered what kind of voice changing software she used, but the software really couldn't do it with such a free switch.

Fake scholar, do you think there is such a person you know?"

After thinking about it seriously, Ma Tianchang could only shake his head, he really had never seen such a talented person.

"In addition to scolding you for being a pervert and a hooligan, has she scolded you for anything?" Dong Lin wanted to find clues from the content of the man's scolding.

Yu Yan thought for a while: "That's what it means anyway." She changed her way of scolding all kinds of words, and there were even some words that I couldn't understand.

I don't know if it's slang, or Internet neologism, or a foreign language? That's wonderful, if it weren't for scolding me, I would have applauded her. ”

Speaking of this, he paused, and said again with some puzzlement: "But even so, she didn't even involve insulting the elders or even a few dirty words." ”

"If you don't scold people with dirty words, can you still scold your cheeky hair? This person has two hits," Jiang Xuyong joked.

Ma Tianchang's heart moved, and he said quietly: "A few days ago, when my mobile phone was in your card, did you answer any strange calls?"

"No, it's been a bit long, I don't remember, I should have told you all at that time," Yu Yan was a little weak-hearted, he thought of the gentle who was looking for his brother in the peace elite.

Her bone-chilling voice was a goblin that he felt would never forget.

However, he can determine that the voice is definitely not today's one: "Don't ask that, let's find out who made this call first." ”

Ma Tianchang looked at Yu Yan with some suspicion.

This change of tone is what Nuno is good at, and she also asked Yu Yan's name last night, so she is very suspicious when she thinks about it.

But what about the motive? He couldn't find the motive for Nuo Nuo to scold Yu Yan.

The next time I see Nuno, I will ask her on the side, maybe it's just my own guess.

The four stinkers are not Zhuge Liang after all, and they can't guess who made the swearing call.

Yu Yan's amount of food is growing more and more, anyway, it was you Ma Tianchang who recruited him, this meal has to be eaten to death, and he has to eat the most expensive and the best.

"By the way, the third brother, and the sixth brother, how are you preparing to become famous this afternoon?

Dong Lin has been busy with singing about fame these days, and as the chief planner of this event, his operation has been beyond imagination.

In terms of major rights and wrongs, Dong Lin is not a person without a position, but he can still arrange small situations such as determining the time and place of the game.

Because most of the main classes are in the morning, in order not to affect the participation of most students, there are competitions only arranged in the afternoon every day.

There are still a thousand players in the first round after the audition. They will finish the competition in five days to determine 100 finalists.

If you do the math, you need an average of 200 appearances on this day.

According to the promotion ratio of one-tenth, there are only about 20 promotions per day, and 200 people are divided into five venues, with 40 people in each field, and an average of four people are promoted.

Dong Lin felt that except for Shen Weiwei, a few of them were here to make soy sauce.