Bao Xing opened the door and saw that it was the neighbor's wife: "It's the aunt, it's raining so heavily, why are you here, come, come and sit down in the house!"

The old lady spoke quickly: "I see the rain, I am panicking at home, I think that you are also alone, I will come to chat with you! You are not young, why are you not looking for a boyfriend when you are almost thirty? How lonely is a person!"

Zhang Xiao hiding in the bedroom:! This old lady has a lot of words, and she talks so fast.

Bao Xing: "Hey, I haven't met a suitable one." So I've always been single, in fact, it's good to be single, I'm used to it. ”

Old lady: "It's better to find it sooner! If it's too late, it's more difficult to find a good man! Moreover, when a woman is over 30 years old, childbirth is a problem, and the probability of a caesarean section is much greater! If you damage your body, you will die if you don't get it right! You haven't watched TV reports, and some caesarean sections have to choose only one to survive, either the pregnant woman or the fetus will survive. It's hard work, I'll tell you. The old lady's speed of speech is still very fast, and her eyes are very energetic.

Zhang Xiao showed half of his eyes: Paralyzed, why do you talk so much, old woman?

The old lady continued: "Once you have a caesarean section, it will leave sequelae if you don't get it right. We women must know how to cherish our own body and bones, otherwise if we get sick, no one really feels sorry for us. Counting on those men to feel distressed, they feel sorry for their little wives before it's too late, how can they care about us. ”

Bao Xing didn't know what to say, but she also understood that this old lady had no malicious intentions, and it was all a kind reminder: "Well, thank you, auntie." ”

Old lady: "No thanks! We just talk casually, and I will tell you all my experience! lest a young man like you take a detour and a wrong path." ”

The old lady got up from the sofa and walked towards Bao Xing's bedroom. Frightened, Zhang Xiao hurried ......

Bao Xing entered Bao Xing's bedroom: "Okay, Mr. Bao, your bedroom is quite spacious and the bed is very big!"

Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed couldn't cry or laugh, now the old lady will also groove, groove, groove, on the bus, I listen to junior high school girls talk about grooves! It's even more bold than boys! Now the old lady is also lying in the groove! No one! Don't be so avant-garde and not an old woman?

The old lady walked around the bedroom twice. Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed: Why don't you get out of the paralyzed person, I really want to smash your old leg with a punch! It depends on your age, otherwise if you are young, if you destroy my good deeds, I will definitely ......

The old lady went out: "Your bedroom is very big, Mr. Bao! If you have a boyfriend, you can come here to live together! But I don't advocate that you live together before marriage." It's not fun to get an unplanned pregnancy. It's going to be a lot of trouble. ”

Zhang Xiao, who was hiding in the bedroom: The paralyzed still need you to educate, we all understand! We are not middle school students!

Bao Xing: "Thank you, auntie! I know." I won't live together before marriage, so you can rest assured. I don't like to live together before marriage, it's too anxious!"

Granny: "That's right." If you look at the current teenage bear children, some of them actually go to the hotel to open a room. If this is not done well, there will be abandonment! There is no sense of social responsibility. Can't bear that little bit of garbage desire? Really, I'm really speechless to today's young people!"

Zhang Xiao: No, why do you talk so much about an old woman! I'm still waiting to hug Bao Meiren! If you don't let her live together before marriage, I still have a chance? You damn old woman, I really want to punch you......

Bao Xing: "I've heard of going to a hotel to open a room in seventeen or eighteen, but that should be a minority." Our society is still relatively conservative, and parents are relatively strict. There won't be so many kids going to open a room. ”

Granny: "I hope it's just an example." But college students living together is more common, this is really a super cohabitation era!"

Zhang Xiao:, you all know in the era of super cohabitation, what a hipster!

Bao Xing: "Yes." It's such a society, and none of us can control it. What can be done about the popularity. ”

Old lady: "Hey, that's right, this is no longer the time when the parents ordered the matchmaker to say the words, now the younger generation is the father, you have to listen to the younger generation!"

Old lady: "We elders have to pretend to be grandchildren." ”

Bao Xing smiled: "It's not that exaggerated. Although there are many children and grandchildren now, they only look at money. But there are still many filial people, don't be so pessimistic. ”

Old lady: "There are really not many filial pies. Now it's all the rage to hire the old man! Hey, what a sad society. ”

Bao Xing: "That's just an example, okay." Moreover, when the old man was critically ill and could not be cured, those people made a decision and acquiesced in the nanny to kill him. Otherwise, who would allow the nanny to kill her own old man? ”

Zhang Xiao: Uh, how do you say that? The nanny killed the elderly, it should have been exposed by the hospital, right?

Old lady: "Hey, I don't know how to say it!"

Bao Xing smiled: "Don't worry about the eldest mother, I think your children are quite filial." That's a blessing for you. ”

Old lady: "Filial piety is a yarn! I see that they are all masters who only look at money." It can't be helped, it's money - society now! Sometimes you have to pay a few cents to go to the toilet, otherwise you can only hold back!

Bao Xing smiled: "It is only in the bustling area of the city that the toilet is charged! Where is the general toilet charged! Do you see if more parks are now open to the public for free! And the welfare of the elderly is increasing, free public transportation, and so ......on."

Granny: "Hey, maybe I'm too pessimistic." I should be optimistic. ”

Bao Xing: "That's right, we should be optimistic." ”

At this time, Bao Xing found that Zhang Xiao showed half of his head from behind the bedroom door, so he hurriedly gave a look: You quickly hide for me! Otherwise, the old lady will see you wearing women's clothes and think that I have taken in a psychotic in the house!

Zhang Xiao made a grimace and made a few gestures to express his own meaning: Hurry up and drive the old woman away! I hugged you before I kissed enough, and she interrupted me!

Bao Xing gave a look: Impossible. She's an old man, and she's a neighbor she sees often, so why am I embarrassed to ask her to leave?

Zhang Xiao was also very helpless. Why do you think this old woman talks like a raging river?

Old lady: "I heard that you have been promoted and raised?"

"Well, yes, auntie, you also know! After years of hard work, it is not easy to finally get a raise. ”

Granny: "Yes." It's very difficult for us women to make a career. And once promoted, it is easy to be gossiped about! What is said that a woman is a promoter! It is really annoying. ”

Bao Xing smiled: "It's all a joke!" said in her heart that thanks to Zhang Xiao, otherwise you would really have to rely on a promotion device if you really want to be promoted! It's really unlucky to meet a principal like that! Why haven't I met so many outstanding and virtuous principals in the country, but I just got on such a ......

When Bao Xing thought about it, she felt unlucky. But now it's okay, that Tumu doesn't dare to beat her anymore.

Granny: "It's not a joke. Power-money trading, power-sex-trading, is not a small number at present. ”

Bao Xing: "But it will get better in the future." The current social atmosphere is gradually improving! It won't always be like that. ”

Old lady: "Uh-huh, hopefully." Ay...... There is a long way to go!" One meal, "My life of eating gutter oil will actually the heart of the head, and there is no one!"

Bao Xing smiled: "The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband!"

Zhang Xiao, who showed half of his eyes: Your sister, two women in one scene is really true, this is verbose, longer than the old lady's footcloth!

Granny: "Why is it still raining?" It's been so long. ”

Bao Xing: "Yes." I think it's raining a lot. ”

Granny: "I'm going to look through the window and see if I can see the stars." ”

Bao Xing smiled: "It's not dark yet, how can you see the stars." ”

Zhang Xiao hiding there: An old woman who is paralyzed also looks at the stars? Do you think you are a beautiful girl, you want to watch the stars and the moon with the guy, and also watch A-movies!

The old lady looked at the sky from the window, and it was full of clouds, and there were no stars: "Hey, there are no stars, it's a pity! The person I admire the most is Zhang Heng, the child who counts the stars!"

Zhang Xiao: you, I really underestimate you, your IQ may not be high enough, right? Otherwise, you would be a great female scientist!

Bao Xing: "You still worship Zhang Heng, auntie? Yes, your idol is really a great person!"

Old lady: "That's right, he's very powerful, and his geokinetic device can't be cracked by modern people." Now man's method of testing earthquakes is not as good as his. ”

Bao Xing: "That's strange, why didn't this Zhang Heng leave a book to hand over to future generations to make a geodynamic instrument?"

Granny: "Who knows!"

Bao Xing: "Will it be like the guy who invented the microscope, the businessman has a strong personality, the things he invents are very confidential, and he pays attention to the protection of personal patents." No one knows how his microscope was made. ”

Granny: "I don't know. ”

The old man suddenly: "I'm leaving, Mr. Bao! I'll talk to you another day!"

"Mmmm, okay, go slowly, auntie!" Bao Xing sent her out.

Zhang Xiao is so happy, the old woman is finally gone!

After chatting for so long, there is no one! Why do you talk so much.

Bao Xing closed the door, Zhang Xiao came out of her bedroom, and then looked at Bao Xing's chest, which was very transparent and her rose red short-sleeved shirt.

Bao Xing: "What are you looking at? Didn't you hear what the eldest lady said just now? Don't live together before marriage! Otherwise, it is easy to have abandoned babies! We must be people with a sense of social responsibility, and we must not affect the society because of our own little garbage desire!"

Zhang Xiao looked helpless: "What, what! How can there be an abandoned baby? Let's bring a set, isn't it good?"

Bao Xing's face was ambiguous: "You have it? Anyway, I don't." "That expression, I don't do ji, how can there be that thing!

Zhang Xiao really didn't. Who's okay with that, right?" "Well, I'm going to go down the street and buy some! That's easy to get. ”

Bao Xing: "No. I don't have any desire now. ”

It's all to blame on that old woman, otherwise you'd have completely gotten Bao Xing by now!

What if she doesn't agree to sleep now?

Zhang Xiao thought quickly.

Bao Xing: "Don't think about any bad water, bastard! We are special generations, so we can't be together." Besides, you have a wife. "Sit down and cross Erlang's legs.

Zhang Xiao looked at it, it was too sexy: "My wife doesn't sleep, I have already told you, I have been married for more than a year, I haven't even kissed her, and if you say, at least a few kisses." ”

"You!" glared, a little embarrassed.

Zhang Xiao continued: "Seriously, I kissed your jade back and chest just now, it felt really cool!"

"You still say, tell me to get out!"

Zhang Xiao saw that Bao Xing pretending to be angry was so beautiful! Such a charming woman is really rare!

Zhang Xiao walked over lightly and sat down next to Bao Xing, Bao Xing: "Don't touch me!"

Zhang Xiao knew that in order to start her bath-fire, she had to move her hands and feet. But what if she doesn't let her move now?

Bao Xing picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. See a singing channel.

Zhang Xiao: "Hey, Sister Bao, do you have any A-movies or anything like that in your collection? If so, take them out and let's watch them together?" He knew that women couldn't stand that kind of film the most, as long as they watched it, they would immediately be-angry-burning.

Bao Xing: "How can I have that kind of film? You think I'm like you? Watch any messy films. "Give it a look.

Zhang Xiao took a look, ah, so reserved! The most reserved beauty in the world - the teacher must be her!

Zhang Xiao: "Everyone is an adult, and it's normal to see it." There are a few adults who haven't seen that kind of film. You really haven't seen it, Sister Bao?"

"Nope. Bao Xing's answer was affirmative.

Zhang Xiao looked at it, it was really fake, it was not like telling a lie! If you haven't seen it, Bao Xing is too pure!

At this time, the doorbell rang......

Zhang Xiao was shocked, who is paralyzed again?