Throughout the day,

Xu Mang lay in bed for a day, and finally at eight o'clock the next morning, he opened his eyes and found that his side was empty, and his head was a little swollen, and then he fell into a daze mode, thinking about people, art and nature.

Saying...

There is a posture that goes straight to the soul, I don't know what it looks like.

"Huh?"

"Wake up?" Yang Xiaoman walked into the room and saw Xu Mang sitting at the head of the bed, staring at the front with stunned eyes, like the big idiot who used to be, sleeping all day, and when he woke up, he looked at the empty playground through the window.

"Huh?"

"How long did I sleep?" asked Xu Mang.

"It's been a long time, at least twenty hours. Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang, his head rested lightly on his shoulder, and said softly: "Don't do this next time, you know that your face was bad at that time, I thought your deadline was approaching." ”

“...”

"It's not that you've been ruined yet. Xu Mang glanced at him and said helplessly: "I used to be able to lie in front of the computer all day long without sleeping for three days and three nights, lying in front of the computer all day long and playing games. ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman almost lost his breath.

Obviously you died by yourself,

Pushed it on me again... I'm so angry!

"Hey!"

"You're too bastard!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "It's your own body that is not good, and the lack of exercise has nothing to do with me, always pointing the finger at me, do you think that I have changed my ways now, and my fist will not smash into your nose, so I can be lawless?"

"No, no, no!"

"I..."

"Alas?" Xu Mang reacted, hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and made a call to Professor Li Aimin, asking about the progress of the crystal's production, according to what he said before, this crystal should have been completed a long time ago.

However...

Xu Mang was told that because the producer was preparing for the food festival, the construction period had been stalled, and he would be able to complete the crystal by waiting for another week.

Food festivals?

What the hell is this?

"Xiao Man?"

"Does our school have a food festival?" Xu Mang looked at her with a confused look and asked curiously, "Is it the same as the food festival in high school?"

"Uh-huh!"

"It can be said that it is exactly the same!" Yang Xiaoman nodded and said hurriedly: "But the scale is much larger than when I was in high school, and each campus has its own special food festival, so there are also different programs, such as this campus is a spicy food competition, and my campus is a big stomach competition." ”

Yes?

So boring when it comes to college?

Xu Mang was speechless for a while, he tried the so-called spicy food contest when he was in high school, although he finally won the competition, and sent the second place to the hospital for gastric lavage, of course, he took the ambulance by the way, and also went to the hospital for gastric lavage, but...

The next day was still tragic.

"Stupid?"

"I remember you were very spicy. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "The prize is rich this time, the first place in the spicy eating competition on this campus can get the right to eat in the canteen for four years, and the big stomach king competition on my campus, Starbucks free coffee for one year, can receive a cup every day." ”

it!

So awesome?

Xu Mang was said to be a little moved, although the free Starbucks for a year is only 365 cups, which is not a few dollars, but in line with the principle of free and occupied, Xu Mang decided to pack all the awards home.

Right!

The former Great Demon King is back again!

Saying

You can cut a wave...

"Hey!"

"Don't even think about cutting leeks. Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's gradually lacking in morality, and knew that he must be using his brain, and hurriedly said: "Lady, I am cutting leeks outside, and my conscience has been condemned a lot, can you be a person?"

“...”

"Aren't you cutting foreign leeks?" asked Xu Mang curiously.

"Foreigners are human beings... All are one species. Yang Xiaoman sighed and said indifferently: "And your means are too low-level to maximize your benefits." ”

This Nima...

Xu Mang shrunk his neck, he knew that finance was terrible, but he never thought that it would be so terrible, that Xiaoman's daily income is so high, how many foreign leeks have to be cut.

"Xiao Man?"

"Huh?"

"Why didn't you cut leeks with me when you were in high school?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "If we cut together at that time, the two of us would have won the first middle school long ago." ”

"At that time..."

"I didn't study economics. Yang Xiaoman pouted: "At the time, I thought you were quite powerful, but now it seems that you are called fraud, which is a crime!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Nima,

It's really embarrassing to have a wife who can make money.

If it's ordinary money, forget it, the problem is that this wife can make money... A BMW starting with seven a day.

Of course

As the funds continue to accumulate later, the money earned will gradually rise, and if this continues... Not surprisingly, a year later, it had accumulated to 500 million.

This...

How the hell is this earned?

Sure enough, it's a high-IQ game.

afterwards

Xu Mang got up and washed up briefly, and then ate the quick-frozen rice balls cooked by Xiao Man, which were filled with pork fat and sesame seeds, a specialty of Ningshi.

"This is a tank duck dog?"

"How do you know?" Yang Xiaoman nodded: "I bought it online, and I bought three packs." ”

"The taste of lard is stronger, and the sesame filling is thick. Xu Mang ate the rice balls very quickly, only one in a few seconds, and soon all twenty rice balls were killed by him.

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman was stunned, this is simply Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.

The afternoon time was quite leisurely, Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, playing games, listening to relaxing music, and the relaxed and comfortable time was disturbed by a phone call, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be Brother Chuan Xiao.

"Hello?"

"Xu Mang?" Brother Chuan Xiao's voice reached Xu Mang's ears, "We recently discovered a relatively rare pattern of Roentgen rays, in the star system of MAXI J1621501, we noticed a strange point, this point explodes outward in space at an unpredictable frequency**Qin rays. ”

"Huh?"

"And then?" asked Xu Mang.

"At the moment, all we know is that this is a binary star system, which contains an ordinary star, and a black hole or neutron star. "Both neutron stars and black holes are capable of producing unpredictable Roentgen ray patterns when they absorb material from their companions. ”

"But..."

"What we are detecting is different from the binary system that the public knows, and it is different in frequency. Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: "I'll send the information to your mailbox later, and you can see if you can find the problem." ”

"Oh..."

hang up

Xu Mang stretched his waist and walked silently to the computer.

Soon received an email from Brother Chuan Xiao, clicked on it and read it, and found a lot of interesting things, Xu Mang has made a lot of contributions to astrophysics, especially in black holes, the most powerful of which is to prove that the conservation of information is the basic law of the universe.

Let Hawking Radiation take another step forward.

"Huh?"

"How... How can there be such a problem?" Xu Mang found a strange place in the process of reading the materials, in which it was clearly written that the Roentgen rays produced by the thermonuclear explosion of the neutron star had a fixed pattern, which was repeated about every seventy-eight days.

But...

Is it possible?

How to explain the 78-day cycle, which has an unpredictable pattern?

Xu Mang tried everything, but couldn't find a perfect explanation, and it happened that Yang Xiaoman returned home and found Xu Mang who was working, and his expression gradually became angry.

"Hey!"

"You promised me a good rest, why are you reading the information again?" Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly.

"Just take a look. ”

"Brother Chuanxiao called me just now and sent me a piece of information. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Don't look at it, don't look at it... When the food festival is over, this period of time... Let's have some fun. ”

afterwards

Xu Mang made a phone call to Brother Chuan Xiao, telling him that he didn't have time recently, and he would reply in a few days, and then invited a few of them to participate in this food festival together.

The main thing is fun!

...

The atmosphere of the festival is getting stronger and stronger, and many classes have sent their best cooking students, and Xu Mang, as the deputy director of the physics department, went to see the preparations for each class in the physics department.

The situation is quite good, most of them are Sichuan and Chongqing delicacies, what cold rabbit, cold beef, cold duck gizzard and so on.

"Professor Xu!"

A student was nervous when he saw Xu Mang bring his girlfriend to inspect the work.

"Don't be nervous. ”

"I'm not a bad person. Xu Mang smiled and asked, "Did you buy it online?"

“...”

"Hmm!" the student nodded and said cautiously, "Professor Xu... Don't be so loud, it's over if someone else hears it. ”

Xu Mang said helplessly: "This... How much are you going to sell?"

"At least double. ”

“？？？”

“？？？”

Hearing this student's words, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were stunned for a moment.

it!

This special heart is too dark, isn't it?

Say goodbye to such sellers, Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to the second-grade booth of optics, which sells skewers, but Xu Mang, with his identity as a professor, rubbed a few skewers from others, and while eating skewers, he asked, "How much is one?"

"Just your one cow tendon... Fifteen dollars!" said with a smile to one girl, "No discount at all!"

Xu Mang: Σ('д′*ノ)ノ

Yang Xiaoman: Σ('д′*ノ)ノ

This...

Is it so arrogant?

afterwards

The two walked around and found that the students of the physics department were very straightforward in business, there were no twists and turns, in line with the principle of love to buy or not, not to buy and get out, the price was arbitrary, and it didn't matter whether the customer's wallet could bear the price, in short, it was stubborn.

Following

The real food festival has begun.

Xu Mang brought the Sichuan Xiao brothers to the campus at the school gate, and then several people parted ways, each looking for food on this campus.

But...

Xu Mang didn't bring any money, he and Xiao Man planned to eat for nothing.

soon

The two of them sat on the edge of the flower bed, eating the rainbow marshmallow they had just taken for free, in just one hour, they ate all the delicacies of a department, and they didn't give money, Xu Mang also gave it at first, but the students didn't want to live or die.

"Ugh..."

"This year's spicy competition was very exciting, and last year's champion is back. A student said excitedly: "Do you know how much he ate before? Three cans of Death Hot Sauce, you say the cow is not awesome? Ordinary people go straight to the West!"

"Damn..."

"It's... It's too late to send you to the hospital, right?" another student asked in horror.

"No, no, no!"

"Do you know which department is the happiest when the food festival comes?" said the student mysteriously, "The Department of Medicine... An annual clinical trial opportunity, led by their mentors, to treat students who have eaten problems. ”

"Shhh

"Terrifying!"

Then

Two others joined the chat.

However, these two revealed a special news, on the second floor of the gymnasium, someone opened a free guessing game for tonight's spicy competition, and the game was played under the framework of a rule, at the cost of vouchers from various shops in the school!

“...”

“...”

Xu Mang and Xiao Man glanced at each other.

At this point,

Silence is better than sound!

......