"Hello, I am the god of spring, the god who dominates the spring, I was sent to the mortal world for work reasons, because of the unscrupulous leadership, the heavenly palace has frozen my money, I am now in the mortal world to the point where I have no money to eat, and I still have a small green dragon with an amazing amount of food to raise, I urgently need 50,000 yuan for emergency, if you can help me, the next time I return to the heavenly palace, I will definitely ask for blessings for you and help you solve the disasters in life. ”

This message, which I have carefully rewritten for a long time, is lying in the chat box of my phone with all my hopes. That's right, I'm going to send this text out, and it's a legendary mass post!

I carefully checked the netizens who were about to receive this message, and sent them all over whether he recognized them or not, and at this time, one more person saw me and gave me one more chance to eat.

After the group posting, I turned off my phone and lay on the bed, my eyes closed and I felt my heart beat faster. Wow, I was nervous, when was the last time I felt this way?

"Ding~"

Someone to reply to the message!

My hand holding the phone kept shaking, and I opened the phone with trepidation......

A netizen named 'Wutong under the Moon' replied: Uncle, your deception is too low-level.

How is it possible?

Last time, someone sent me a message, claiming to be the First Emperor, and asked me to help him transfer 30,000 yuan to help him in an emergency, and I was convinced of this...... By the way, he also said that he would promise me glory and wealth, and now should be the time for him to repay the favor.

I sent him a greeting emoji with a red exclamation mark on the phone screen......

Wow, he blocked me.

It's a disaster! I feel as if there is no place for me in either the divine realm or the mortal world, and this makes me very embarrassed.

The fifteenth day after the end of the Heavenly Palace Conference.

I was half-exiled to the mortal world by the main god because I took the initiative to accept the position of 'monster manager', and I was supposed to retire in the human world, but I was told that I was not allowed to use the magic technique of 'turning stones into gold', and ushered in the biggest crisis in my divine life.

No silver!

For the first time, I felt that the 'silver tael' was so important.

As the saying goes, "Money is not everything, but no money is everything." ”

And I'm the one who can't. I was deeply nostalgic for the previous life of extravagance, and I gradually drifted away, and I finally lived a life of asceticism in poverty.

The culprit of this tragedy is none other than my lovely mount, the little green dragon.

...

"Koharu!Koharu!Why is the rice in the rice bucket gone?" Rong Rong ran out of the kitchen with the inner liner of the rice cooker, and she stood in front of me, her big eyes full of doubts.

"You've eaten me!" I was speechless when I saw her innocent expression.

Rong Rong threw away the inner liner of the rice pot and ran into the kitchen again, and then there was a sound of metal colliding inside.

Hey, it looks like she's tired of looking for food to put her stomach in again.

Wait, why does Rong Rong call me Koharu, how did I not know that I had such a name.

I yelled into the kitchen, "What do you mean you call me Koharu?" I don't know when I have an extra name. ”

Rong Rong's impatient voice came from the sound of rummaging through the cabinets, and she said: "It's not that the author of the second goods has been not writing your name, I have to call you something, I can't let me keep calling you this strange title like your master." ”

Belch.....

Speaking of which, it's true, it's all in chapter 24, and I'm the protagonist and I don't even have a name, which is really a sad thing.

However, the name 'Xiaochun' is weak with a taste of rivers and lakes, both rigid and soft, and there is not much conflict with my spring god design, in short, let's use it for a while.

Hey, the current author is really too lazy, and he doesn't work hard if his writing is not good......

I said to Rong Rong in the kitchen with interest, "Isn't it good to call me master?" ”

A plate flew in the kitchen, analyzed from the parabola, if I didn't see it, it would inevitably fall on my head, on another level, the compact life of not many kitchen utensils, if you break a plate, it will undoubtedly make it worse.

So I stretched out my fingers, calmed down, and held the plate in my hand in a perfect position.

At the same time, Rong Rong's disgusted voice came from the kitchen: "It is impossible to call the master a person, and it is impossible to call the master in this life." ”

I placed the plate securely on the tea table and asked, "Why did you decide this?" ”

The noise in the kitchen stopped, Rong Rong walked out with a rice bag, she said: "The last time I played that 'King Attack', there was a character named Daji, and her lines were what the master and the master were about." If I call you the master, wouldn't I be like her? I'm a dragon, not a fox. ”

Wow! I was amazed at her three-way and eighteen-bent brain circuit.

"Koharu, why is there no rice in the rice bag?"

"It's not like you've eaten it yet. ”

"Hey, it seems that I can only use this to satisfy my hunger today, my poor stomach, I really wronged you. Rong Rong suddenly had an extra can of yogurt in her hand and sucked it heavily.

I...... I didn't expect that the inventory I had kept privately for a long time was turned over by this clever ghost. As I watched my beloved yogurt being drunk little by little, my heart was dripping with blood.

After living in poverty, I rarely went to consume eight grams a month, but became obsessed with dairy products called 'yogurt', which made more flavors.

It's a lingering sensation in the mouth, and I can't stop it.

I said, "What does yogurt taste like?"

Rong Rong smiled slightly and pointed the logo on the yogurt box at me: "Strawberry flavored." ”

Damn, I didn't expect it to be my favorite flavor, what a mistake, I should have drunk it sooner.

"Men who like to drink strawberry flavors are really a mess!" Rong Rong said as she squeezed into the couch with me after drinking, burping.

I kicked her with my foot: "What nonsense, you are so very directive, what should I do if someone else sits down?"

Rong Rong scratched the palm of my foot and said, "No, I'm just referring to you." ”

"You should be looking for a job, obviously there are such a lovely girl to raise at home, shouldn't you take out this belief that you block all of your life, so that I can live a life without worrying about food and clothing?"

"No, part-time jobs are not my style. Anyway, I'm very hungry right now, and I want to finish my meal and think about things. ”

…

Diamond Square

"Come, beautiful young lady, swim and fitness!"

I had a stack of gym flyers in my hand, handing them out to the passing crowd in the scorching sun.

The sun god really cares for me, and every time I go out, I can feel the temperature skyrocketing.

While looking for a job in the labor market, I happened to come across this simple job with a daily salary. was identified as a minor relationship, and Rong Rong did not get the job opportunity to distribute flyers this time.

What kind of fairy joke, Rong Rong's age is probably many times more than the age of your ancestors of the eighteen generations combined.

At this moment, she was sitting on a bench with an awning, eating a popsicle and secretly looking at me, always looking away when she saw my gaze, and then covering her mouth and smiling secretly.

Wow!......

In fact, handing out flyers is not a simple matter, and people will always be rejected. After I sent out more than a dozen tickets, I finally found the trick.

Pick young people and bombard them with compliments, which will always make it easy for them to accept the flyer.

But even so, the number of flyers in hand has not decreased.

So I moved westward, sending my hair as I went, and slowly I got farther and farther away from the square.

When I passed by a supermarket, I suddenly felt a demonic aura coming out of it.

Why did I have an accident as soon as I came out? What kind of physique is this?

When I walked into the supermarket, I saw a man possessed by a yokai riding on top of another man. He was covered in green, and his hands were wrapped around the waist of the man below him.

I didn't expect that after the Nightmare Body, the enchantment between the two worlds of the human and demon worlds was loosened a lot, and even a monster of the level of the tree spirit could cross the boundary.

Seeing that there was no one at the moment, I summoned the Ning Shu Sword and walked over lightly.

"Hmm!"

Suddenly, a strange cry came from behind me, and I turned to see a human with hair and no male or female hair, rushing forward and kicking the possessed man.

The dryad was kicked out by him, and then he actually condensed mana and wrapped it around his hand, and his palm pierced through the dryad.

The whole action was done in one go, and I was a little impressed by the level of sophistication.

I saw that this man was not human, so I went up and asked for his identity.

As soon as he turned around and saw me, his face showed a fierce light, and he turned on his mana and rushed towards me.

Wait!This last part has just finished beating the Nightmare Body.,Don't play this daily chapter.,It's really tiring......

I forced him back with my sword, and although some of my mana was limited by the Lord God, the person in front of me was still no match for me.

That's when I could see his true face, his jet-black hair and his round face, especially the messy beard on his chin, which looked quite funny.

I asked, "You shouldn't smell like a youkai, so you should know who I am, but why did you do it to me just now?"

The round-faced man snorted coldly and said, "I only did it when I knew who you were, his grandmother's, the spring god." ”

I chuckled in my heart, thinking about which cave this old guy came from, how could he be so disrespectful and unqualified.

He shook his hair and continued: "His grandmother's, I am the Dragon King of the North Sea......"

……

I waited a full two minutes, but I didn't see him finish, as if I had been pressed the pause button.

"Oh, it's the Dragon King of the North Sea. ”

The round-faced man looked smug and said, "The distant relative of the Dragon King of the North Sea, the Dragon King of the Qinghe, is also. ”

Wow, you've climbed far enough.

Wait, a distant relative of the Dragon King of the North Sea, this seems to be Rong Rong's family?

I asked him, "What's your name?"

The round-faced man scolded angrily: "Thief, I kidnapped my precious daughter for three thousand years, and I still don't know what my name is?"