Chapter 20: Little Sister, It's Called a Bikini
"Why do you want to thank me? Your introduction is already very good, and you didn't look at what I was wearing to determine my identity, it's good!"
Renault was too addicted at this time, and the feeling of pretending to be forced with his sister was different.
"Daby, you pretend, I'll give you 100 points!giggle!" the magpie on Renault's shoulder cried again, giggling as if he were laughing.
But only Renault understood what she was saying, and then gave Juanjuan a roll of his eyes angrily.
Renault thought to it and said, "What do you know? ”
In a short time, 5 copies of the original mountain were ready.
"Can it be delivered? Renault asked with a grin.
Today he spent 200,000 yuan on wine, 100,000 yuan on bananas, oven equipment and biscuits.
This time, I spent 500,000 yuan to buy clothes, 100,000 yuan to rent a house, and after paying the bill, there was about 100,000 yuan left in the card.
Money really doesn't carry flowers!
I didn't have a penny before, and 100 yuan could live for several days, but it turned out that when I entered this kind of shopping mall, 500,000 yuan was just an afternoon.
But I didn't think about it that much.
Renault thought to himself, with the current divine eye, why worry about making money quickly?
"Yes, I'll move upstairs for you!"
The boss is almost crazy with joy now, what is this little request?
Renault then took out a card and handed it to the grateful little girl, with a smile on his face.
"Cute little sister, go swipe the card, the password is 6 6. ”
At this time, the magpie Juanjuan on her shoulder really couldn't stand it, if she was a person, she would definitely give Renault a slap.
"Oh, Daddy! This forced pretending is so amazing that I can't breathe! ”
Renault patted Juanjuan's head, and then the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
"Let's go, Ling Ling, pick up your sister-in-law!"
After a while, the two of them returned to Renault's rental house.
It was already 6:00 p.m.
Liu Xing, a roommate who shared a room, is like an appointment today, why hasn't he come back yet? It's really strange.
In Renault's room, Chu Yan, who was like a sleeping beauty, was still asleep.
"Huh?"
Renault didn't understand, even if he was tired and took a nap during the day, he should wake up at this time, right?
Renault stepped forward and pushed Chu Yan's shoulder.
"Don't touch me, I'm so sleepy!"
Chu Yan turned over impatiently, opened Renault's hand, and muttered coquettishly.
"Renault, this is my sister-in-law?"
Looking at Chu Yan, who was sleeping on the bed, she was a little confused.
Looking at Chu Yan's dress, after all, she is a girl from a rich family, and her brother and Zhang Yingang broke up.
She has money in her family, she is beautiful and well-behaved, how could she be taken down by her brother so quickly?
"That's right, her name is Chu Yan, and she will be your new sister-in-law in the future. ”
Renault snapped his fingers proudly in front of her.
There is no way to wake Chu Yan up now, so I can only carry her to the villa first.
Then ask those immortals, what the hell is going on?
After a short while, a taxi stopped in front of a villa.
Renault got out of the car, hugged Chu Yan, and walked into the villa he rented.
This villa area, surrounded by mountains and seas, is very expensive at a glance.
There are all kinds of flowers planted in the yard, fluttering in the wind, and the fragrance fills the heart.
At this time, Renault was not in the mood to enjoy the flowers again.
Turning his head, he hugged Chu Yan and Lei Ling to the door of the villa.
The door of the villa is remote-controlled, and when the delivery was made just now, he let people send it inside.
Renault gently touched the phone, and the door opened with a click.
But the scene in front of them shocked the two of them, and they saw that there was no place to put their feet in the huge hall.
The Moutai, bananas, as well as those feminine products and barbecue equipment, piled up hundreds of square meters of the hall.
I rub!
I didn't think there would be so many before, Renault was speechless for a while, how long will it take to clean up?
But Lei Ling exploded directly, jumped up, and jumped in desperately.
"Wowhaha, my sister is rich!"
"My sister wants to raise little fresh meat!"
"My sister wants to change it every day! My sister wants to ......"
Renault looked at his sister, who seemed to be crazy, shook his head, and sighed.
didn't think about that nymphomaniac, suddenly changed his appearance, and directly hugged Chu Yan and entered a room on the second floor.
Put Chu Yan on the bed, then lay down next to Long Ling, took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and found Nezha's private chat.
Demon Boy: Brother, my girlfriend has fallen asleep since she dripped!
Nezha: (a bunch of shocked expressions)
Demon Boy: Brother, don't be so affectionate, waste time! That dog pee, is there any side effects, I'm in a hurry. (A worried look at the back)
Renault is really worried now, after all, they are all mortals, how can they stand such a miraculous drug?
The electric mother also said before, if you teach too much, your body will explode.
Nezha also said that the bodies of mortals on earth are too fragile to withstand the medicine of the heavenly court.
That means that if you progress too fast and take too much medicine, you will also ruin yourself. Well, that's probably it.
Ding dong!
Nezha: It's okay, maybe she's weak and can't stand the fetish, she'll wake up tomorrow morning! (A laughing emoji in the back)
Renault breathed a sigh of relief when he heard him say this, and then typed.
Demon Boy: Brother, I bought you some gifts, when are you going to pick up the wine?
Demon Boy: Look at your personality signature, barbecue Erguotou is a sacred thing in the world! I guess you like to eat barbecue and Erguotou, and the wine I bought you is 100 times stronger than Erguotou!
Nezha: (a shocked expression) Really, is there any better wine in the world than Erguotou? It seems that I really don't feel sorry for my brother in vain!
Demon Boy: Hehe, brother, when are you going to pick it up?
Nezha: You don't need me to go! You're too far away! Another great master, don't let us go down to earth casually!(A booing expression in the back)
Nezha: Let's chat privately, don't you have a plus sign, click on it, there is a magic sweep inside, take a photo, and it can be shipped!
Forehead?
Is it that simple? So that the mountain can be crossed?
Renault is a little skeptical, and he is not using WeChat on the first day, why don't you know that there is this function?
But according to what Nezha said, he quickly went downstairs and separated the pile of wine and barbecue equipment.
When I turned on my phone, I instantly saw the shooting next to it, and there was really a magic sweep.
Renault clicks on, and a little bit of the camera button.
Shout!
A magical scene has happened!
I saw that the mountain oven and dozens of boxes of Moutai suddenly disappeared into the hall.
At the same time, this abnormal behavior also scared Lei Ling!
"Brother, where are those things?"
Lei Ling found out about this scene!
A brisk walk, jumped up from Gentle Township, and ran quickly to Renault's side, his eyes full of fear, looking around and asking.
At this time, if it wasn't her brother in front of her, she would definitely be frightened, and even wonder if this house was haunted.
"I'll explain to you later!Ling Ling, don't ask so much! Good! You go upstairs and pick a room!"
Renault stroked Lei Ling's head lovingly and smiled softly.
Ding dong!
The phone is ringing again!
When Renault saw it, it was sent by Nezha.
Nezha: Brother, this oven is really a divine thing! The evil dragon will not need to burn in the future!(Laughing expressions in the back row)
Nezha: Hahaha, and this Moutai! It's a classic! Don't drink in vain and be a god! Brother, if you have something to contact me, I'll catch an evil dragon first! I'll bake it and give you a few skewers!
Magic Boy: OK!
Nezha: I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of slaying dragons now, and I can't reply in time, please understand!
Renault's face is full of black lines, how can this WeChat still have an automatic reply function? When will it be updated?
Demon Boy: Brother, let's do it lightly! (a worried expression in the back)
Nezha: I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of slaying dragons now, and I can't reply in time, please understand!
Nima: Gone so soon?
At this time, Renault stared at the message on the screen, and mourned for three seconds in his heart for the evil dragon.
Then he raised his head and shouted to the second floor.
"Ling Ling, the room is found, you can move the things you bought, pick one, keep four copies, and my brother will buy it for you in the future!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as Renault finished speaking, he saw that Lei Ling had finished his share!
Before Renault could speak, he was almost gone.
I rub!
It seems that women really have a weakness!
"Ling Ling, you help me separate the rest, one by one!"
"Good!"
Lei Ling didn't know when he became surprisingly obedient!
Subsequently, Renault opened Sun Wukong's private chat, and another word, one word was knocked.
Demon Boy: Big Saint, I really didn't think of what you need! After that, I thought hard! I'll send you 20 tons of bananas first!
Then the phone swiped and disappeared.
Sun Wukong: Oh, brother, don't be so polite!(A fist-hugging expression in the back)
Demon Boy: Brother, this gift is nothing unusual, and now my brother hasn't thought about what to give you. In two days, my brother will send you some fun!
Then Renault didn't wait for a reply, and found the electric mother's private chat.
Magic Boy: The universe is invincible and cute, cute, sweet and charming little sister!Thank you for your !!
Renault swept away, and a bunch of feminine products disappeared!
Denki: (a cute expression), what are these?
But it didn't take long for the electric mother to change her attitude and replied ecstatically.
Electric Mother: Wow Ka Ka Ka Brother, my sister loves you to death. (Voice, very sweet!)
Electric Mother: So many high-end items, are they all earth's items? I love you, I love you to death!(Mo Da expression in the back row)
Ding-dong!
Then pictures kept coming, and Renault explained the role of each item.
When Renault clicked on the last image he received, he was directly blinded! How can this be explained?
Demon Boy: Hey, hey, sister, you can understand this yourself, see where you can wear it? (a perverted expression in the back!)
Electric Mother: Huh, stinky rascal! Shame to death, shame to death! But my sister likes it very much! I didn't expect you to be as naughty as before! What's your name?
Before?
Could it be that the electric mother also knows who she was in her previous life?
There were a lot of question marks in Renault's mind.
But he has asked Nezha twice this question, and Nezha always said that the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, and it is pointless to ask it again.
Hey, forget it!
Renault typed word by word.
Magic Boy: Miss Electric Mother! This is called Bi...... Base...... Buddhist nun!