Chapter 349: Shocking the Neighbors
Early morning.
Suburbs of Los Angeles.
The dawn of dawn is in the east, and yesterday's rain and dew remain among the blades of grass.
The Kellers' home and cattery is a large house, with a classic brick and wood mixed structure, painted white paint on the outside, a lamp that lights up at night under the porch, and two rattan chairs for the owner to rest, in an American pastoral style. An American flag was planted on the wooden eaves, hunting and fluttering in the morning breeze, but because of Zhang Zi'an's arrival, the male host, Tim, deliberately planted a Chinese flag next to it.
Zhang Zi'an was wearing a brand-new gray tunic suit, the style and color were similar to Jet Li's in "Jingwu Heroes", and he bought it online for 200 yuan before going abroad. He sat cross-legged in front of the rising sun, breathing in a carefree breath - not to mention, it really looked like that!
Whether it's Tim or Lauren, or neighbors from nearby communities passing by, they can't help but look curiously at this new Chinese. Ellen, in particular, hugged the pillar of the porch like a monkey, and he was so itchy to see it that he couldn't even bother Tim to tell him to go to work.
Fina finally looked forward to the sun she had not seen for a long time, and she lay on the railing under the porch, lazily soaking up the sun, flicking her tail from time to time, and her hair shiny like gold.
The stealthy Richard took advantage of Allen's inattention and secretly pecked at the nuts he brought. Don't look at this kid who is lazy and slippery at work, he really prepared 10 different kinds of nuts for Richard to feast on.
As the sun rose and more and more pedestrians passed by, from time to time someone took the opportunity to greet Tim and Lauren and quietly asked them who this Chinese was and what he was doing. Tim and Lauren are more honest, and bluntly say that he is a qigong master from China who came to help them tame cats, as for what he is doing...... It is said that it is collecting the heroic spirit of heaven and earth and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.
Zhang Zi'an opened his eyes and saw more and more crooked nuts watching from afar, and suddenly jumped up from the ground, turning from extremely quiet to extremely moving, and started a set of Wing Chun boxing!
Tim, Lauren, Allen, and the onlookers were all stunned and almost dropped their jaws!
If the previous breath breathing made them feel a little too mysterious and half-convinced, this set of real kung fu immediately dispelled all their doubts!
"Kung Fu!
Thunderous applause, whistles and cheers!
The commotion here shattered the long-standing silence of the community, and the neighbors who were a little farther away had just gotten up, heard the loud applause and cheers, and had no idea what was going on, and put on their clothes and went out to watchβit is the nature of all human beings to watch the excitement, and crooked people are no exception.
Zhang Zi'an practiced on the lawn of Tim and Lauren's house, because the crooked people have a strong concept of private territory, all the onlookers are standing on the side of the road, no matter how curious they are, no one sets foot on the lawn, which gives Zhang Zi'an enough space to show. He swept out of the corner of his eye, and saw that there were almost thirty or forty people around in a short time, including adults and children, and among them there were a few young and beautiful girls.
At this time, a kung fu master from China gave them a free performance, and they were so dazzled that they were about to faint with happiness! People who went to work forgot to go to work, children who went to school forgot to go to school, people who jogged in the morning stopped, people who walked their dogs stopped walking, and everyone who passed by was attracted by Zhang Zi'an, and they all stopped to watch. Facebook and various other social media.
Some crooked nuts in sportswear came out for a morning run, didn't have a mobile phone, and were reluctant to leave to go back to get it, at this time regret and felt that they had missed $100 million!
Fina was a little annoyed by the continuous cheers, and glared at Zhang Zi'an in disgust, why didn't she see him so energetic when she usually practiced kung fu?
Zhang Zi'an likes the feeling of pretending to be forced in front of people, and meticulously uses the kung fu taught by Lao Cha.
Energetic like a snake, energetic like a cat, shaped like a chicken, yin and yang.
Plum blossoms five points, hands and feet interconnected, the door is divided inside and outside, and the hands have life and death.
There is power in the placement, there is momentum in the mustache, the triangle is in shape, and the line is clear.
He wasn't worried that others would steal kung fu, and if kung fu was so easy to learn, it wouldn't be worth much. Through the video, at most, you can learn a similar shape, and some subtleties cannot be learned, not to mention that the really important mental methods and hard tips are impossible to learn through the video. Anyway, he can't stay in the United States for a few days, and he will run away after pretending to be forced, no problem!
Crooked Guoren is not a fool, at this time, compare Zhang Zi'an's kung fu with the kung fu in the old movie, which is better and which is inferior, which is true and which is false, and it is clear in his chest.
After practicing a set of basic Wing Chun routines, Zhang Zi'an retracted his fists and set his posture, his qi did not grow, his face did not change, but his nose was a little sweaty, and he really had the atmosphere of a kung fu master. In the eyes of a real Wing Chun master, it can be easily seen that his cultivation is still shallow, just getting started, although his movements are in place, but his fists are weak and his feet are floating. But well...... It is enough to deceive the layman, how many Wing Chun masters are there?
He stood with his back to the rising sun, gave a fist to the onlookers, and said in Chinese: "The sun rises in the east, only I am undefeated!"
Foreigners can't understand what he says, and it is precisely because they can't understand that they feel that his compulsion has broken through the sky!
If a sentence of English comes out after typing a set of Wing Chun, it is a little awkward.
The applause and cheers reached their climax, and although the onlookers knew that the curtain had ended, they were still reluctant, and some people kept asking "Is there anything else?" and "Is it over?"
Richard was well fed, flapped his wings and flew back to Zhang Zi'an's shoulder, and said to him in English: "Tomorrow here and now, waiting for everyone." β
The onlookers were still talking about what they had just seen and heard, and gradually dispersed.
Alan jumped over like a monkey and almost knelt down for Zhang Zi'an, "Master Zhang, please accept me as a disciple! I am willing to return to China with you and study kung fu hard!"
Zhang Zi'an groaned, and Richard repeated the old trick and said, "You need to show your sincerity." Well, you're going to have to bring me the nuts every day during my stay in the United States, plus a barbecue grill and fresh chicken breasts. β
Although Alan didn't understand what Master Zhang wanted for the barbecue grill and chicken breast, he didn't dare to ask more at this time, so he agreed and immediately went to prepare. As he passed under the eaves, he suddenly noticed that the plate of nuts had disappeared without a trace, leaving only a lot of husks on the ground. He looked around in wonder, who or which animal had stolen it? There was no way, he had to go back to the supermarket to buy it, if Master Zhang was angry about it, then it would not be worth it.
Tim and Lauren also walked from the side of the road, their eyes full of admiration. In their eyes, this mysterious Chinese is a qigong master, a kung fu master and a cat trainer at the same time, and he is simply a dick! Their puppet cat, whether it is a breeding cat or a kitten, seems to have been affected by something since Zhang Zi'an came, and he is too well-behaved, maybe this is the invisible 'qi' emanating from his body?
"Good morning, Jeff, what a great show!" Tim clapped. When he watched just now, he was the loudest and loudest cheering.
"Your presence is truly a sight to behold. Lauren echoed and laughed, "You should really look at the faces of your neighbors, their eyes widening as if they were seeing God." β
Zhang Zi's heart was beautiful, and he still put on a calm pretend, "It's just a small skill of carving insects, it's not worth worrying about, so the two of you laughed." By the way, I'm planning to start taming cats today, so please cooperate with me. β
Tim and Lauren had already worshipped him as a man of God, so they naturally obeyed his words without the slightest doubt, and they were glad that they could invite such a worldly master to their home......