Chapter 231: Pit Daddy Duo (Plus Update)
[Recommended products for super time and space shelves. 】
[1. Control Toilet 2.0: Produced in 2106 by Geek Alliance.] The integrated quantum chip and the efficient use of subatomic particle coding data give the toilet non-linear independent thinking, accurately control the power and direction of the liquid in the tank, so that 100% of the feces remain in the toilet bowl, cannot be washed away by water, and the shape remains intact. It reflects the geek's ability to manipulate data and computing to the limit. 】
[Compared with the 1.0 version of the toilet, the new generation 2.0 has established a variety of perfect models based on the usage data of the first generation of users, and added a variety of flushing schemes such as fecal flushing, fecal crushing and flushing, and complex geometry of fecal changes. Demonstrate the ultimate in computing power. The price is 454 points. 】
After reading the first product, Chen Yu felt that the screen of the watch trembled slightly.
"Bang!"
grabbed the pillow and fell to the ground hard, Chen Yu roared: "What about the pit father?!"
"Mr. Chen, what's going on?" Xiao Taohong in front of the computer desk hurriedly turned around.
"Don't talk to me! I'm very emotionally unstable right now. ”
"Oh......" Little Pink shrunk her neck.
“……”
Sitting on the bed and silent for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, picked up the pillow and put it on the side of the bed, trying to keep his mind calm, and continued to swipe the watch screen to turn to the second product.
[2. Nuclear fusion incineration chamber: produced by the Bliss Bundi Company in 2376.] Necessary equipment for first-class crematoria. The built-in second-generation miniature strong magnetic controllable nuclear fusion reactor efficiently synthesizes helium, drives pure heat to heat the corpse in the incineration chamber, and completes the cremation of the human corpse within 0.2 seconds, leaving crystalline ashes. With the complimentary configuration insert, you can customize the ashes into your favorite shape, such as apples, badges, drinking glasses, necklaces, rings, and other items or accessories, before the corpse is incinerated. The price is 1220 credits. 】
"Bang!"
Grabbing the pillow and slamming it on the ground again, Chen Yu roared: "It's still a pit, right?!"
He felt an invisible force directed at him......
Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, buried his head and went straight to the bathroom, ready to flush his brain with water like last time, but as soon as he turned on the faucet, he saw a figure sitting on the toilet: "!"
Chen Sanke: "......"
"Scared me! Don't you close the door when you go to the bathroom?!"
Chen Sanke sat on the toilet seat and scratched his head: "I... I didn't go to the toilet. ”
"What are you doing sitting on the toilet without going to the toilet?"
"I can't untie my trousers. Chen Sanke lifted his shirt, pointed to the rope on his pants, and blinked: "It's dead." ”
Chen Yu: "......"
"I can't solve it. Chen Sanke clumsily removed the rope buckle: "More and more... The tighter. ”
"How long have you been stuck here?"
"I came in after eating at noon. Chen Sanke raised his head and recalled seriously.
"Immortal, then why won't you call for help?" Chen Yu put his head under the faucet in pain, trying to let the cold water freeze his cerebral cortex.
"I can hold it back. ”
Chen Yu: "......"
"Hoo ......"
After rinsing his head for a few minutes, Chen Yu felt that he had completely calmed down, so he walked up to Chen Sanke and reached out to grab her trouser rope.
“…… Are you buttoning or unbuttoning?"
"Unbuckle. ”
Chen Yu pointed to the large ball of buttons in the middle of the trouser rope like a snake ball, and opened his mouth: "That's how my mother taught you to unbutton?"
"Do you have the ability to untie it?" Chen Sanke suddenly raised his head and crossed his hands on his hips.
"You're so proud!What is there to be proud about?!" Chen Yu directly put his head up, bit the rope with his mouth, and his teeth were hard.
"Bang!"
The trouser cord broke on the spot.
"Ang ......"
Chen Sanke lowered his head, touched his fat belly that was deeply imprinted by the trouser rope, and was stunned: "It's broken." ”
"If you keep going, your stomach will be chosen. ”
picked up a towel and wiped his hair, Chen Yu spread his hands: "Find your mother to get you a new trouser rope, let you wrap it so big, you can't untie it at all." ”
"Oh. ”
Chen Sanke nodded, and staggered out with his legs.
"Come back. ”
Chen Yu dragged Chen Sanke back.
"Ang?" Chen Sanke was puzzled?
"Ang, sister, aren't you going to the toilet?"
"That's right!"
Chen Sanke clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, and he quickly took off his pants and sat on the toilet, looking at Chen Yu: "Mom said that no one can be used when going to the toilet." ”
“…… But you've got to at least give me some time to go out, right?"
"Boom!"
Closing the bathroom door, Chen Yu rubbed his face and returned to the bedroom.
Sitting on the bed, he raised his wrist again, calmed his emotions, and looked at the third product of [Chrono Shelf].
[3.5-TCV Injection: Produced by Pain Rentang Pharmaceutical Company in 2276.] It was developed with reference to the monomorphic slow-wave sleep mode of bottlenose dolphins. After the injection of 5-TCV, the user can make the left and right sides of the brain circulate to sleep within 244 hours, and maintain the efficiency of the brain. However, prolonged use can lead to irreversible damage to the brain, and it is recommended to use it again after one month after the effect of the drug wears off. The price is 252 points. 】
"It's finally normal......"
Chen Yu almost cried with joy, clicked directly on the screen, and purchased a 5-TCV injection.
[Consumption points 270 (product + tax), remaining points 1409]
"Only death and taxes are inevitable......"
A small space-time wormhole appears, and a white delivery box falls.
Perhaps it was the long-term impact of being hit by the huge express box in the morning, and suddenly seeing such a "pocket" box made Chen Yu a little uncomfortable.
"Mr. Chen, here you go!"
Xiao Taohong diligently picked up the box and handed it to Chen Yu.
"Good, put it aside, I don't need it for the time being, you go and write code. ”
"Yes!"
Lying down in a large font, Chen Yu continued to swipe the watch screen.
Based on his past experience, when the first "normal" product appears, the subsequent products should also become "normal".
[4. Lin Rui Security Camouflage Robot: Produced by Lin Rui Technology Company in 2219.] A group of four, driven by weak artificial intelligence software, accurately completes the set tasks, and has a certain linear thinking ability. Equipped with a pulsed stun gun, it can be optically camouflaged or concealed. Complimentary straight-through DG interface charging cable and transformer ball. It can also be charged slowly by solar energy. The price is 220 credits. 】
"It's a good thing!"
Chen Yu brought the screen closer, carefully reread the instructions, and decisively clicked on the purchase option: "Brainwave recognition is finally useful, I got something I need......"
[Consume 234 points, remaining 1175 points.] 】
The text fell, and a space-time wormhole appeared in the bedroom for the second time.
Xiao Taohong, who was sitting on the chair, was eager to try, and was about to get up, but when she saw Chen Yu's stern eyes, she was suddenly stunned.
"Boom!"
Then, the two-and-a-half-meter-long delivery box fell down heavily, smashing a large hole in the floor.
Chen Yu: "......"
After being silent for a long time, Chen Yu turned his head to look at Xiao Taohong and said, "Why didn't you pick it up this time?"
"You... Didn't you tell me with your eyes not to move......"
"I'm telling you to move quickly!"
"Oh oh! I'm ...... now."
"It's late! don't move. ”
“……”
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(Note: This chapter is the silver alliance leader 'hjz666" plus update)