Lu Yifan: "Okay, but you have to give me a small Heavenly Wish Talisman in advance." ”

Jade Emperor: "As long as I can make me popular on Douyin!"

This garbage...... Uh-no, this kind of baby!

Even if I'm tired and vomiting blood, I'm going to do it for you!"

Just finished speaking.

Bite!

"The Jade Emperor sent you a private bag!"

I'll rob!

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the Jade Emperor's red envelope and obtaining ten [Small Heavenly Wish Charms], which are now stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

Jade Emperor: "I've got my treasure for you."

If you don't make me popular, I don't want to!

Thunder strikes you!

Set fire to you!

Let Jizo Bodhisattva draw a circle and curse you!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, I know! You are the Jade Emperor, you are the most hanging, is it okay?"

Lu Yifan was completely convinced.

This Jade Emperor is like a child.

But the small Heavenly Wish Charm is in hand.

Lu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

There you have it.

Even if it's an entertainment work that has already appeared.

It can also be forcibly erased!

But this kind of small heavenly wish charm is estimated to only erase one entertainment work.

But ten sheets, absolutely enough.

You can slap the faces of those who look down on him and maliciously slander him.

Airplanes!

That's when it happened.

Lu Yifan just wanted to put down his phone.

Someone came to him again.

Queen Mother: "Yifan, are you here, the mourning family has something to do with you!"

I think of the Queen Mother's plump, sexy, bewitching, but noble and elegant appearance.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but feel moved.

Lu Yifan: "What is Niangniang looking for me?"

Queen Mother: "That...... I heard that you've been playing Douyin lately? Can you also find a way to help me get a beautiful little video.

Let hundreds of millions of viewers worship? (three cute expressions)"

Lu Yifan: "This is no problem at all! Niangniang's business is my business!"

Queen Mother: "It is worthy of Lu Yifan, and doing things is happy!"

I just heard my husband say that you seem to need a small heavenly wish charm, right?

Is a hundred enough?"

Lu Yifan: "......"

Open your mouth and come with a hundred?

Nima!

Didn't the Jade Emperor say that this thing was precious?

Queen Mother: "Uh...... The gift is too light.

This, my husband waved hundreds of them.

It's really embarrassing.

Then I'll give you a thousand, and I'll be asked if you need it. ”

Bite!

"The Queen Mother sent you a private bag!"

Bite!

"Congratulations on grabbing the Queen Mother's red envelope and obtaining 1,000 [Small Heavenly Wish Charms], which are now stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

Lu Yifan looked at the thousand Heavenly Wish Charms in the Treasure Pavilion.

It's full of black lines.

Nima!

Jade Emperor, your sister!

You have arranged my brother clearly!

How real the queen mother is!

One shot is a thousand!

Lu Yifan: "Thank you Niangniang, I will definitely design it for you!"

After getting so many small Heavenly Wish Charms.

Lu Yifan began to ponder.

Sitting in front of the piano, playing the tune randomly, I don't know what I'm playing.

The phone is right next to you, ready to record Tik Tok at any time.

Knock knock~~~~

The sound of the piano is sometimes light, sometimes calm.

Playing and playing, Lu Yifan suddenly thought of what his college classmates looked like when they fell out of love.

On the night of the breakup, they hugged each other and they kissed goodbye.

There is no emotional estrangement between the two.

It's just that there are a lot of problems in reality that make them have to choose to break up.

That night.

His college friend hugged him and cried all night.

That kind of iron-clad man, crying made Lu Yifan sigh.

"Disperse and disperse......"

Muttering, the piano melody began to play.

A special charm begins to hover in this empty villa.

Speaking softly, Lu Yifan chanted softly:

"Hug as if you've never been together.

It's too late to explain whether it's good or not.

Forget it, it doesn't matter what I've paid.

I ignore myself just because I met you.

I can't help it, it's scary, I'm not like that.

I'm too stupid to keep fighting for myself......"

Emotions are fully integrated into the song.

Singing this, Lu Yifan himself was also moved to tears!

He has completely identified himself as the hero of that story.

The keys that were beating at the tips of the fingers began to become agitated and slammed wildly.

A kind of sadness and indignation in the chest, not vomiting and unhappy rhythm appeared clearly.

Lu Yifan took a deep breath and pressed the record video.

Then, a catchy and classic lyrics finally came out!

And Lu Yifan's voice also became hoarse and crying:

"If you can't say love, don't lie, just like it, if you can't hate, don't entangle, don't pretend to sigh.

I thought I was too troublesome to keep hurting myself, and I told myself that my feelings were like this, how could I be too crazy if I was not careful.

Don't regret it, even if you miss it, you won't help but think of me in the future, it's not bad.

Will you be sad when I'm not there, are you enough for me to be so free and easy~~~~"

Bite!

Up here.

The pace is getting faster and faster!

Lu Yifan is like an abandoned lover crying.

The voice.

If you complain, you will cry!

The keys are again elegant, slowing down.

The voice dimmed.

Again he sang with tears in his eyes:

"If you can't say love, don't lie, just like it, if you can't hate, don't entangle, don't pretend to sigh.

Considerate of everything, forgive everything, I tried to find the answer, and the answer was simple.

It's a shame simple.

Because we have to grow up, we have to get used to it......

Because of growth, we suddenly say that we will scatter and ......"

Time's up.

Half a song.

Abruptly stopped!

Lu Yifan was even immersed in its artistic conception for a long time, unable to extricate himself.

After singing the song.

Lu Yifan took out the small Heavenly Wish Charm and made a wish to erase it from this world.

Meanwhile.

Lu Yifan began to ponder.

I've got my own business done.

But the affairs of the two great gods of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have not been done yet!

"How can I make these two popular?"

Lu Yifan had a headache.

Singing is unlikely anymore.

The Jade Emperor broke his voice, and he couldn't shout clearly just by shouting Mai.

The Queen Mother Lu Yifan is not worried.

Just her appearance.

Still need to perform?

Show your face directly, a little or pure, or a charming smile.

Guaranteed to kill all Douyin Internet celebrity actresses!

Think about it again.

Lu Yifan took out two more small Heavenly Wish Charms.

One is used to erase the BGM of "Guchi Guchi Prada Prada".

A BGM with the dance music of "Bonanana" erased.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yifan first recorded the dance that the Queen Mother needed to dance in the villa.

Then he ran to the underground garage, imitated the gentleness that was famous for "Guchi Guchi Prada Prada", danced the dance, and recorded another one.