Chapter 278, Lao Tzu is still beating you!
Sun Wukong: Thank you, brother, the profiteers in Heavenly Court have really hated it recently! I am short of this thing, Zixia asked me to ask you for it, and I am not embarrassed. (A shy expression in the back)
Demon Boy: Brother Monkey, what are you polite to me? Give me a few more hairs. (A laughing emoji in the back)
Ding dong!
The monkey sent you the Monkey Fur x10.
Renault extracted, put the monkey hair in a safe place, and opened Nezha's WeChat.
Nezha: Brother, Brother Xiaolong will take it immediately! Just 3,000 packs of sanitary napkins! Brother, send charcoal in the snow!(A tearful expression in the back.) )
Burst!
Renault fell on his back.
You can't buy sanitary napkins, sanitary napkins are good things!
Demon Boy: Brother, tell me directly if you need anything in the future! You're welcome! My brother has money, and he can basically buy anything on the earth.
Nezha: (an OK gesture)
……
Chang'e: I love you!Little brother, Mo Mo Da! (a toodoo expression in the back)
Forehead?
Renault hastened to delete the message.
If this Nima wants Yang Jian to see, won't the friendship be wasted?
Yang Jian: Brother, thank you! (a fist-hugging expression in the back)
Yang Jian: The roaring dog said, thank you, brother!
Burst!
The roaring dog also calls itself brother? not big, not small!
As soon as he thought of this, Renault suddenly remembered something.
Yesterday, Taishang Laojun said that he wanted to give himself a magic weapon, and now he should have finished refining, right?
Renault opened Taishang Laojun's WeChat.
Demon Boy: Master Ancestor, you said yesterday that you would give me a magic weapon, and I'm in a hurry now!
Ding dong!
The message was replied immediately.
Taishang Laojun: Yesterday?oh! I forgot to tell you, one day in the sky and one year in the earth!
Burst!
Renault spurted blood directly.
What kind of thing is a year? I don't know where my brother is next year? I believe it won't be finished.
The key is that this is too pitiful, I knew that this would be the case, and the brother diamond bracelet would not be returned to you!
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun: If you have any opinions, then the year after tomorrow! I may want to drink tea for a while. (A laughing emoji in the back)
Forehead!
Renault's face was full of black lines, and he hurriedly typed.
Demon Boy: Don't, ancestor, let's not drink tea next year! (a tearful expression in the back)
Taishang Laojun: ......
At this time, Lu Yuhe floated over and Meimei grabbed Renault's arm.
"Husband, it seems that you are in a good mood today, Yuhe will wash your feet, do you want to drink two glasses with you?"
"Yes, yes!"
Wine over three rounds of food over five flavors.
Lu Yuhe fell asleep, and Renault returned to Yunding, ran the Tao Te Ching, and also fell asleep.
Early in the morning, Renault stopped the Tao Te Ching and exhaled a breath of turbidity, refreshed.
Come to the arena of the tournament.
In today's final, the organizers chose a football stadium as the venue for the game.
Listening to Qin Xiaoxiao's call, the audience was crowded, and all the seats were already filled.
There were also a lot of spectators standing, tens of thousands of people, and there were still many spectators outside the door who did not enter.
Renault stood in the doorway, suddenly feeling that something was wrong.
I can't put it into words. It is a familiar danger, an air of terror, I should say.
Then he opened his eyes and scanned the entire stadium the size of a football field.
Strangely, nothing was found.
Renault's brows furrowed, and he always felt that this dangerous aura seemed familiar.
From time to time, Renault put on his mask and walked directly to the entrance of the VIP passage.
From time to time, I met Zhang Zhendong.
"Yo, big brother, are you also coming to watch the game?"
"yes, I'm here ......"
"Get out of here! Don't delay me in, I'm a guest today! Blind your dog's eyes! Don't you know who I am?"
Zhang Zhendong's words were not finished, but he was interrupted by a loud shout, how uncomfortable it was to listen.
"Huh?"
Renault was startled, and the eyes of the two looked at the VIP entrance together.
At the door, I saw a small security guard, with a serious face, who directly stopped a woman in a blue dress at the door.
The woman in the blue dress also looks a little beautiful, with long hair fluttering, and a skirt, which looks very valuable.
With a cigarette in his mouth, he took a deep breath and put the smoke directly in the face of the little security guard.
"Do you know who I am, and how dare you stop me?"
The woman in the blue dress asked sharply.
"Hello, this is our company's regulations, anyone who enters, must be investigated, and non-team members and designated personnel, others are not allowed to take the fast track!"
The little security guard patiently explained, and some impatience could be seen on his face.
"I'm Lan Yu, haven't you watched TV? I've acted in a lot of movies! I'm a big star! Believe it or not, I'll let you off!"
Lan Yu looked arrogant, took out the lipstick from her bag, and wiped the corners of her mouth after speaking.
"Hello, I've already said that the company rules that no matter who you are, you are not on the list!"
"Phew, you watchdog! I think you're a little stupid? What's wrong with your rusty brain? I'm a star, do you understand!"
Lan Yu's face was angry, and her words became more and more intense.
The security guard couldn't understand what he said, so he walked to the middle of the door, stopped him directly, and didn't reply to her words anymore.
At this time, Lan Yu was even more furious, and waved his hand like two bodyguards behind him.
"This girl is really in today, you two, drag him aside for me! I'm going to walk in front of him!"
After Lan Yu finished speaking, the two bodyguards behind him directly reached out to the security guard.
The little security guard was not in a hurry, took out a baton, and put it directly across his chest.
"Girl, I have already told you that I have my duties, and I am not embarrassed by you, but your level is not enough!"
"If you want to break through again, then don't blame me for being rude!"
Syllable!
As soon as the little security guard finished speaking, Lan Yu stepped forward and slapped the security guard's face, and his hat was crooked.
"Phew, you're welcome, what else can you do? Look at your poor and sour body, and you still have a national emblem? Who are you scaring about?"
"A watchdog, you do a very detailed job! Are you still loyal to your duties? With a national emblem, you think you are really a public official of the state?"
Lan Yu's words, the little security guard was so angry that his face turned red.
His hands were clenched tightly at the baton, and his teeth crunched.
Renault could tell that the little security guard was holding back the anger in his heart.
"What are you looking at? Your eyes are still wide! Remember, you're a watchdog, get out of the way!"
The little security guard trembled with anger, but he couldn't say a word.
Out of professional ethics, continue to speak politely.
"Hello, since I have taken the boss's money, I will do whatever he says! As long as it does not violate the principles of the state, this is my profession!"
"Don't be rampant, I'm also practicing the shelf, if you don't wear this clothes and don't look at the camera, I can kill you!"
Bang Bang Bang!
At this moment, a voice sounded next to him.
"Beautiful! That's a beautiful answer! My company needs people like you! Integrity!"
Renault followed Zhang Zhendong and walked up.
In this competition, the task is to provide security guards from Zhang Zhendong's company, and the little security guard in front of him is his employee!
When the little security guard saw Zhang Zhendong coming, he straightened his hat and saluted.
"Chairman!"
Zhang Zhendong stepped forward and patted the little security guard on the shoulder, without saying a word, but the scene just now will always be remembered.
Zhang Zhendong didn't have any impression of this little security guard, obviously the company was too big, and he didn't know who it was.
However, seeing someone bullying the guards, my heart is also as painful as worrying!
"Hmph, what's the matter? Get your boss? What's wrong with the two security guards? I'm afraid? It's just one more watchdog!"
Lan Yu clasped his hands to his chest, his face couldn't help but turn to the side, and he lifted it proudly, smiling contemptuously.
When Zhang Zhendong heard this, his eyes turned cold, and he stared directly at Lan Yu's face.
"What do you see? You are wearing civilian clothes, can you escape from your security guard, do you want to pretend to be a force in front of your little brother?"
Lan Yu is indeed a little annoying, she is good-looking, but she doesn't look like a human at all.
"Hmph! Since you say that, it's useless to talk nonsense with you!"
Immediately, Zhang Zhendong directly took out 3,000 yuan from his pocket and fell on Lan Yu's face.
Yes!
"What are you doing? bold..."
Lan Yu screamed, and couldn't help but stumble in fright, and the two bodyguards directly blocked it.
"This is 3,000 yuan, a month's salary for this little security guard, I will give you 3,000 now, you are standing here, what are you doing?"
"Don't think that everyone is the same as you, many people work hard to do a job, not just for the salary, but for his responsibility, his seriousness!"
"Just for what you just said, you don't even deserve to clean the toilet, if I were your boss, you would have been laid off by now!"
Lan Yu's face was hideous, and she directly pushed away the two bodyguards, and also responded loudly.
"I don't need you to teach me, how do I do what I want, I have money for a movie, this little security guard can't earn it in his life, this is a sense of superiority!"
"I'll just ask you! Do you want me to go in now? Delay my appearance, you can't afford the appearance fee!"
Hum!
Zhang Zhendong smiled contemptuously.
didn't care about Lan Yu's words at all, took out a cigarette and lit it, and took a deep breath.
"Check, and you need to be confirmed by the person in charge of the assembly, you can go through this passage!"
Zhang Zhendong was also unconvinced, he was really not afraid of this kind of pretending.
Lan Yu's chest continued to rise and fall, staring at Zhang Zhendong viciously, gritting his teeth.
"You ......"
Zhang Zhendong did not back down, his eyes were like electricity, staring at Lan Yu.
A minute later.
"Hmph, give him my bag, show him, see if there's a gun in it!"
Lan couldn't help it, so he turned his head and shouted loudly to his assistant, and his words were also sneering.
This situation Renault has seen, and train stations are not uncommon.
It is a bit too much to always praise the people of a certain software, after all, there are many low-quality people.
I feel that I have some ability, and I always like to pretend to be forced in the face of security personnel.
As everyone knows, people wear the national emblem, and they don't want to worry about you, and if they don't wear the national emblem, their teeth can give you dry flights.
"Hmph! Stinky security guard, take a good look to see if there is a gun in my little jade bag, and if there is a grenade!"
The assistant threw the bag over, and his words were sneering.
Zhang Zhendong took the bag and threw it to the little security guard.
"Here, check it out!"
"Skim it lightly, there are things in it, and the bag is very expensive, if it is broken, you can't afford it!"
The little security guard ignored her at all, and checked inside and out.
"No forbidden items, boss!"
At this time, the assistant snatched the bag.
"Isn't there any forbidden items? Now we Xiaoyu can go in, right?"
"Go in?"
Zhang Zhendong suddenly smiled, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it.
"After the business is over, you shouldn't take this path, your qualifications are not worthy!"
"You are not a contestant, not a organizer, not a worker!
Hum!
Lan Yu was about to go crazy and shouted loudly.
"You are a watchdog, you have delayed me for so long, you are usually not even qualified to see me, and now you are still inking with me, don't you want to ask me for an autograph?"
"Look at your grandma?"
Zhang Zhendong couldn't stand it anymore, and directly burst into foul language.
"Damn! The stinky security captain still dares to curse?"
"Swearing, Lao Tzu is still beating you!"
After speaking, Zhang Zhendong directly raised his foot, three or two times, and the two bodyguards flew out directly.
"And you idiot!"
"Whew!"
With one kick, the assistant, who was neither male nor female, flew out directly and fell heavily to the ground!