"This robe...... Why is it so small, or an inverted triangle?"

Lu Yifan was a little dumbfounded, and then clicked in to take a look.

What caught my eye was a pink translucent lace garment, the shape, the size, and the sexy pattern on it......

Nima!! this ...... It's not ......"

The corners of Lu Yifan's mouth twitched fiercely, this looks like a sexy lady's little **, and the magic weapon robe he imagined was cool and handsome, and it couldn't be touched at all!

Why did the Queen Mother give me this thing?

Could it be that she ......

Fancy me?!

Thinking of this, and thinking of the Queen Mother's graceful sexy figure and perfect facial features, Lu Yifan swallowed his saliva wildly.

This is simply the temptation (harmony) of a wife!

Wrong!

It should be said that it is the seduction (harmony) of the fairy version of the wife!

And she is also the most awesome goddess in the sky!

Lu Yifan stared at the sexy little ** on the screen, and suddenly his mouth was dry, and a strong thought appeared in his heart.

Reason told him that there might be a misunderstanding here, and even if there was no misunderstanding, he would never touch the Jade Emperor's woman!

But for some reason, the ghost sent him a finger to extract this mysterious garment.

……

……

Immortal Realm, Thirty-three Heavens, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Countless fairies are helping a woman sitting on a throne to get dressed.

This woman's appearance, the creation of heaven and earth, is extremely beautiful, and it is impossible to describe it in words.

Her temperament is even more graceful and luxurious, unparalleled in the world.

If Fairy Chang'e is a model of pure and lovely beauty, and Daji is the representative of bewitching beauty, then the Queen Mother is the leader of the royal sister's popularity!

"Hey......"

The Queen Mother sighed.

Sure enough, happy days were short-lived.

In the past three days, she played games with mortals, sprayed gringos together, had fun together, and abused people together.

During this period, the Queen Mother felt happy and happy that she had never felt before.

This is a feeling that even the Jade Emperor has never given her.

At the end of these three days, she returned to this state of being feared and looked up to every day.

For her, the happy time is short-lived, and the endless emptiness and loneliness are eternal, if it weren't for the fact that her Dao heart is still stable, I'm afraid she would have gone crazy a long time ago.

Picking up the phone, the Queen Mother frowned and murmured: "I sent a Taoist robe to this Lu Yifan, why hasn't he tried it for so long?"

Let's go and see what is in the Treasure Pavilion that meets the rules of the Heavenly Court and can be given to mortals. ”

After clicking into the Treasure Pavilion, the Queen Mother swiped up and down to check some defensive treasures.

Suddenly, when she saw a treasure robe, her expression froze.

"Hey, didn't I send this treasure dress to Lu Yifan, why is it still here?"

The Queen Mother was puzzled and looked into the grid on the left!

Smack!

The mobile phone in the queen mother's hand fell out of her hand, snapped, and fell heavily to the ground.

She found out that she actually sent out one of her underwear as a robe!

……

……

In a mortal villa.

Lu Yifan picked up the triangular piece of clothing and looked at it under the light.

"This thing is a magic weapon for defense, although the material is indeed not a mortal thing, but how do I feel that this is not a magic weapon!"

Looking at the pink translucent lace cloth in his hand, which was as thin as a cicada's wings, Lu Yifan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

No matter how you look at it, this is a close-fitting little ** for women!!

"How can you give me this thing and let me try it?"

"There's no way I'm a big man wearing briefs!"

"Besides, it's just such a rag, my brother is so majestic, he can break it all at once!"

Lu Yifan touched it, this small ** in his hand, I don't know what material it is, it feels extremely graceful!

It is cold and silky to the touch, and the feeling is as if you are caressing the smooth skin of a peerless beauty.

What made him a little excited was that there was a burst of fragrance from it!

At this time, Lu Yifan had a strong feeling......

He wants to follow the example of those perverts in the island country, press this thing in the face and sniff it fiercely!

But Lu Yifan shook his head and scolded secretly: "This is the queen mother's personal thing, Lu Yifan, what do you want?"

The Queen Mother can't be blasphemed!"

Expelling the evil thoughts that came out of his heart, Lu Yifan looked at the little ** in his hand, and he suddenly felt a little troubled.

What to do with this thing?

You can't take a picture of yourself, so just ask, right?

"Queen Mother, is this your panties? What do you mean by sending it to me? Do you want to seduce me?"

If you ask like this, it is estimated that your soul will be scattered in the next second!

Airplanes!

At this moment, the mobile phone shook, and I don't know who sent a message.

Lu Yifan picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, and it turned out that the owner had come to the door.

Queen Mother: "Mortal, not there?"

Lu Yifan: "Yes, Niangniang, I'm here!"

Queen Mother: "Did you just snatch the red envelope I gave you?"

Lu Yifan: "Yes, Niangniang, I have already robbed it, and the things have entered my treasure pavilion." ”

Queen Mother: "That...... Have you seen it?"

Listening to the voice sent by the Queen Mother, it seems to ......

She was a little scared and a little shy!!

Knowing that he couldn't hide this kind of god, Lu Yifan thought about it and decided to admit it generously.

I didn't want it, and I didn't steal it!

Why should you be afraid?

Lu Yifan: "Back to my mother, I've seen it." ”

The other side.

The Queen Mother was silent for a while with a red face, and she had a bad premonition in her heart, and said, "What is it?"

Lu Yifan took a deep breath and said in a very serious tone: "It's sexy, it's beautiful, and it's very comfortable to the touch, I think it must be very suitable for me to wear it." ”

Burst~~~~

When she heard the words before, the Queen Mother's face was almost as red as a monkey's ass!

But when she heard the last sentence, the Queen Mother sprayed directly!

He must have fitted it well?

What does that mean?

Lu Yifan hurriedly pretended to be stupid at this time and said: "This briefs issued by the mother must be specially used to protect the crotch of men!"

I love it, thank you so much!"

When the Queen Mother saw Lu Yifan say this, she thought in her heart that the current mortal world may be similar to the underwear worn by men and women, so in his opinion, it is not something to be ashamed of.

Thinking of this, the Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Oh, that's the ordinary clothes I sent by mistake, you better return them to me quickly."

As compensation, I'll give you and your girlfriends each a high-grade spiritual weapon-level defensive magic weapon. ”

Lu Yifan's eyes lit up!

Pretending to be stupid is really right!

"Wow Ka Ka Ka! One per person? How many girlfriends my brother has, my brother himself can't count them! Now it's developed! Hahaha!!"

(I can't stand it, it's been too much in the past two days, and my arms have been stiffened and cramped.) I can't go on like this, I'm sorry, I'm a scumbag, garbage, I can't do it five times a day...... Let's resume the third watch...... Otherwise, I'm going to kneel...... ）

(End of chapter)