"I'm here to get back the 1,000 yuan I forgot here yesterday, Master should still remember this, right?" Ma Tianchang tried his best to put his tone very flat, salute first and then soldier, it doesn't make sense to come up and make a lot of noise.

"Of course, I guess you've got a great opportunity. The monk's face was clear, like an elder ready to be worshipped.

"What kind of big chance?" Hearing him say this, Ma Tianchang finally couldn't help but say in a mocking tone: "What kind of magic weapon did you give me be called a capacitive pen, or is it a miniature wolf anti-wolf?"

He had already analyzed that this thing should have nothing to do with the bullshit system he pulled out on his mobile phone.

According to Ma Tianchang's speculation, the system should be a master of computer programming with a magic stick, and he secretly took his mobile phone and entered a program to tease him while he was not paying attention, and happened to be bumped into by himself who mistakenly thought he had a baby.

As a result, he was teased fiercely. I was happy yesterday, but I didn't think about it, and he planned to go back to find Yu Yan to settle accounts.

The monk laughed dryly: "Where did Xiaoyou say it? I don't understand it? Is it that the magic weapon has already manifested?"

"If you stun me out, yes!"

"That's good, then you have already obtained this blessing, and you will see it within a year. In your worldly terms, you're going to soar!"

Within a year? This old liar can fool enough, yesterday he fooled himself for four hours without speaking, and today he directly fooled the past year, he should have thought of a long time ago, right?

"Master, I'm our city's tour guide. It's not appropriate for you to do that, is it?" he remembered what Julie had asked him yesterday if he had told the monk that he was a tour guide.

There is also a way to steal, I guess this monk will not even deceive the tour guide who brought them a "donor", right?

"Hehe," the monk was unmoved, "it seems that you don't believe what I say." I said that your fortune would come in ten days, but now it seems that your fortune has arrived, so what are you looking for me to do?"

"Asking for money, didn't you say that money is a magic weapon or something? ”

"Pay back the money? You may have misunderstood, money is the spirit of the magic weapon, yes, if you don't get the great blessing, I don't take a penny and give you all the money back, and now the blessing has fallen on you, the spirit of the magic weapon has been used, and we cultivators also have consumption, how can we pay you back the money?"

Ma Tianchang is so angry, I haven't even asked you for medical expenses after being stunned, and you don't even vomit the money I gave you?

He said indignantly: "When I was electrified, you said that I had some good fortune? Then I will take that thing and call you again, are you also lucky?"

"That magic weapon has been used, and now it is a discarded thing, and I think that good fortune will come to me. If you don't believe me, you can try it, just call me with my magic weapon and see if I will be electrocuted. ”

When he said this, Ma Tianchang remembered that he only cared about coming here to ask for money, and the broken capacitive pen or wolf anti-wolf device was still under his bed.

"I forgot to bring it!" When he said this, Ma Tianchang's voice was obviously a few degrees lower: "But that's really useless, I didn't have any blessings after I was electrified." ”

The monk smiled: "Ten days at most, and within ten days there will be a vision that will happen to you."

Anyway, you didn't bring my magic weapon, let's agree on ten days, if nothing happens, you come to me again, a thousand yuan, I will refund you in full, my legal name is not staying, this is my mobile phone number, you want to find me to call my mobile phone!"

Ma Tianchang has the impression that the monk should be the ancient Buddha and green lantern, meditate and chant the scriptures. He didn't expect that the current monks all use mobile phones.

Finally, he was fooled and suspicious again, and Ma Tianchang struggled and asked, "What is a vision?"

"A vision is a change from the usual, and you will know it when you have a vision. ”

Ma Tianchang was stunned, he suddenly thought of the changes that happened to him this morning, according to the monk's explanation, this is probably called a vision, is this monk really not lying to me?

"Is that vision just once, or will it happen many times?"

"I can't say for sure, maybe just once, maybe several times. Besides, even if it doesn't work, you still have to remember to bring my magic weapon when you look for me. Okay, that's it for today, don't send it slowly!"

"Okay. Hearing this, Ma Tianchang subconsciously turned around and went out: "Goodbye, master!"

Again dizzy out of the hut, there were many tourists outside, and strangely no one entered the place where the "non-staying" monk was.

Could it be that he is really a master? As he himself said, don't you see no one who has no fate? Ma Tianchang hesitated, and once again chose to believe the words of the monk who did not stay stupid.

If Zhu Li saw all this, she would definitely laugh so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, and this Ma Tianchang was fooled again.

Soon after Ma Tianchang left, a monk in the middle hall walked behind the curtain of the "not staying" monk: "I said this benevolent brother, the two days you have been renting this house is almost up, the rent of 1,000 yuan, how do I see you seeing this little broken child."

Why don't I call a few tourists for you, they can't be busy at all anyway, I'll call you a few that look like they have oil and water, and you can make some money, and you can share a little bit with me!"

"No, I'll leave in a while, and I won't be back for half a year. It's not good for you to do this, the so-called bitter sea is boundless, and it's the shore. Do it yourself. Budun frowned and said softly.

"It's as holy as you are. Didn't you cheat that 1,000 yuan in rent from that kid?"

On the way back, Ma Tianchang didn't take a taxi, he still ran back, and he wanted to try again to see if he could run farther and faster than in the morning.

The result was still the same, when I reached 28,900 kilometers, I felt that I couldn't run, and it was basically the same level as in the morning.

As soon as they entered the dormitory, they saw Dong Lin and the three of them fighting against the master, and on Sunday afternoon, the old bachelors in the 517 dormitory had nothing to do, and it became their weekly tradition to fight and upgrade together.

I didn't see Ma Tianchang come back this afternoon, so they had to change their fight to the master.

When everyone saw that Ma Tianchang was back, they stopped playing cards and gathered around together.

"Is there a harvest for running in the morning?"

"Why didn't you come back in the afternoon?"

"Went on a date?"

"With whom?"

"So you've won your heart?"

"The school flower was captured by you?"

"My seventh sister!"

"Stop!" Ma Tianchang shouted at these guys who were talking to themselves.

After settling down, he saw that everyone was quiet, and looked at him expectantly.

He cleared his throat, and suddenly smiled weirdly and said: "Folks, folks! Don't quarrel, who sells their daughters-in-law? Come one by one, the lord has money, and he has collected it all!"

"Die!" said in unison.

Dong Lin was the first to shout: "Princess Shen was invited by me to you yesterday, if you don't cross the river and tear down the bridge like this, you must report the battle situation to us." ”

Jiang Xuyong also made up: "You just talk about it, Dong Lin chased the girls and told us everything, there are no secrets in the 517 dormitory!"

Yu Yan finally concluded: "If you kid don't explain, don't want to sleep tonight." ”

"Do you really want to hear it?" Ma Tianchang pretended to be helpless: "I also plan to cover the quilt and have fun at night." ”

"Don't come to this set, confess leniently and resist strictly~!" Yu Yan rubbed his hands, looking like he was going to be tortured if he didn't confess.

"Then you call me a good voice, I'm in a good mood, and Young Master Ben may say it!"

"Third brother!" "Brother Chang!!" "Boss Chang!!"

"I just came back, my throat is a little ......dry," Ma Tianchang pretended to say.

Dong Lin patted Jiang Xuyong: "Hurry up, pour water for the third brother!"