Chapter 23: Shen Tian inspects every room
Shen Tian immediately went out of the room and checked every room on the second floor, there was no one! What about the first floor? Did you hide on the first floor? So I immediately went downstairs......
Zhang Xiao, who was squatting on the branch, watched Shen Tian go downstairs through the gap between the leaves. Her chest was still beating wildly, and as expected, she suspected that I had sneaked into her house, and then learned about her WeChat.
Shen Tian also searched the first floor, even the toilet, but there was nothing. Could it be that person really asked my acquaintance for WeChat?
Then Shen Tian entered her room.
Shen Tian sent a WeChat message: "Hey, what's your name?"
Zhang Xiao: "I, my name is Zhang Xiao." A bird and a wood, that owl. It's not a. "Imagine a picture, Shen Tian gave himself a, wow, it's so beautiful, I don't dare to look at that picture.
Shen Tian: "Where are you now?"
Zhang Xiao: "I, I'm not far from your village. ”
Shen Tian was suspicious and asked, "What are you doing in our village?"
Zhang Xiao: "Of course not, I'm looking at the scenery." ”
"What kind of scenery are you seeing?"
Zhang Xiao listened, looked around, and then replied: "Well, just look at it." "It's better to be concise, it's easy to lie too much.
Shen Tian was still skeptical: "Tell me more about your location!"
Zhang Xiao: "What, why are you going to make an appointment with me? Oh no, it's a date." I just made a slip of the tongue, I'm sorry. ”
Shen Tian listened, hum, he actually took advantage of me! But his eyebrows were secretly joyful, and the deer collided even more, but the reply was dignified and stern: "I'll ask your sister!"
Zhang Xiao: "What are you asking my sister for?"
Shen Tian did not reply. I was wondering: where is this Zhang Xiao, is he really in the village, or has he already rented a house?
There are more rented houses in Shenjia Village.
Zhang Xiao on the tree was a little numb in his legs, after all, he had been squatting there and hiding for so long. So I stood up and moved......
Suddenly, from not far away, there was an old man's singing voice: "Where is there water to drink horse wine, meet a little buffalo, ditch ditch ditch ditch, I want to hold your little hand......"
Who is this, the effect of your paralysis on me peeing! Zhang Xiao originally wanted to relieve himself, but it seems that he can't do it for the time being. Through the gap in the leaves, a slightly hunchbacked, funny old man carrying a basket of dung, he was picking up human and animal feces everywhere. Singing while picking up: "Where is there anyone who drinks horse wine, picked up a beautiful chick ......"
This ballad of your paralysis is so funny. Zhang Xiaoxin said that he should be an old bachelor, otherwise who would pick up everywhere if he has a family......
At this moment, the old man came closer and closer to the tree. Zhang Xiao squatted on the tree and didn't dare to move, for fear that he would find out if he moved.
The old man's singing reached Shen Tian's ears on the second floor, and she went out to see the old man under the tree outside......
The old man was still singing: "Where is anyone drinking horse wine and picking up a little beautiful girl, her name is Shen Tian, she looks mysterious and good-looking......"
Shen Tianqi's chest rose and fell: "Nima's old bachelor, do you want to die, get away from me!"
Zhang Xiao on the tree saw that she was so beautiful! She deserved to be the most beautiful village girl in the country, and she was so sexy even when she scolded people!
The old bachelor looked up, and said, "What are you doing?" I'm picking up manure, do you have any that you haven't discarded? Give me a little, I'm going to throw it in my field, so that you can have a good harvest next year." If I put the of a little beauty like you, my crops will definitely taste better......"
"You're too bad!" Shen Tian picked up a brick.
The old man hurriedly walked a little faster, and then stopped when he reached a safe distance, and looked back: "Why are you so fierce, Tiantian? I'm telling the truth, my crops have absorbed the feces of a little beauty like you, isn't it more delicious?"
"You, you still say ......" Shen Tian's chest rose and fell again.
Zhang Xiao has benefits, and he uses his mobile phone to carefully take videos and photos of her through the leaves......
Old man: "You're so good-looking, by the way, why don't you find a boyfriend?"
Shen Tian: "Use your care!"
Old man: "If you don't look for it again, it will be difficult to find it when you are old." But it's okay, I'll always be your spare tire......!
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Zhang Xiao looked at her eyes and figure, it was too attractive! If he couldn't hug her to sleep, he would definitely regret it for the rest of his life.
The old man left and continued to sing: "Where is there anyone who drinks horse wine and picks up a little beautiful girl, her name is Shen Tian, she looks mysterious and good-looking......"
"Your mother's old bachelor!" Shen Tian scolded in a low voice, and then went back to the room.
Zhang Xiao on the tree held his urine for a long time, and now he can finally drain the water with confidence, and when he looked around, there was no one, so he opened the zipper.
At this time, the old bachelor appeared again: "Where is there anyone who drinks horse wine and picks up a sister Lin, she looks so handsome that I have lovesickness ......"
Why did the old bachelor come over to pick up again! Zhang Xiao touched his bladder and gained weight again at the moment.
The old bachelor finally left, and the singing gradually drifted away, and Zhang Xiao was relieved. It's so cool to be done. He stretched out his arms and legs on the tree to let the blood flow, otherwise his legs would be numb......
Quietly went from the tree to the platform on the second floor, tiptoed like a thief, and successfully reached the next room of the most beautiful village girl. It should be safe here, she's checked it and won't come back.
At this time, the village girl suddenly went out, and the movement was a little startled, but don't come to this house......
Luckily, I didn't come to the next room. Zhang Xiao showed one eye, it turned out that she was going to wash the clothes and pants she had changed, and at the moment she was wearing a beautiful new dress, which looked very eye-catching. She is worthy of being the most beautiful village girl in the country! She looks good in everything! Zhang Xiao silently praised her in his heart.
Zhang Xiao sent her WeChat: "What are you doing?"
Soon Shen Tian replied: "Do your laundry." ”
Zhang Xiao: "I asked you about it, how did you think about it?"
Shen Tian: "What's the matter?"
Zhang Xiao: "I went to your house to rent a house, how did I forget it so quickly." ”
Shen Tian smiled, and then replied to him seriously: "No." ”
Zhang Xiao laughed without making a sound. Reserved, eighty percent is reserved. Mysterious women are generally so reserved, because they know that the more they do this, the more they can whet their appetite.
Zhang Xiao: "By the way, what's your name? I haven't asked your name yet!" Although I already know, the play must be sufficient, otherwise it will be easy to show the filling.
Shen Tian pursed his lips and smiled, he didn't want to tell him, but he still couldn't help but say that the deer was bumping into it badly, but he tried to restrain himself, and he must remain serious: "Shen Tian." ”
When Zhang Xiao heard it, he was in a groove, why is this voice so serious, just like the CCTV news female anchor broadcasting news.
Zhang Xiao: "Well, that's good. It's a beautiful name, and I like it very much. By the way, you don't have a boyfriend yet, do you?"
In order to chat with him, Shen Tian paused washing his clothes, pursed his lips and smiled, and replied: "No." ”
, still so serious, Zhang Xiao: "How about I introduce you to an object?"
Shen Tian: "Who do you introduce?"
Zhang Xiao: "What do you think of me? I'm single, just like you. "Lies can come with an open mouth, that's also a kind of ability.
Shen Tian giggled with laughter, he was really a little hysterical, and even Zhang Xiao who was hiding heard it.
Shen Tian wanted to reply and get out. But I feel that I am a woman with a mysterious temperament, is it too little girl to reply like that? Continue to do laundry.
The noise of the washing machine came slightly, Zhang Xiao looked in the direction of the laundry room, and did not see the most beautiful village girl come out.
It seems that she needs to do the laundry first, and we'll talk later.
Quietly, Zhang Xiao walked out of the utility room and cautiously came to the village aunt's boudoir. Wow, it's still so fragrant. If you live here, you can probably prolong your life, right? No wonder the old bachelor just said that using beautiful women's feces to fertilize can make crops more delicious!
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, and Zhang Xiao panicked, how could she wash her clothes so quickly?
Shen Tian entered the house, lay down on the bed, and then quickly came down again. She moved her nose as if she had smelled something......
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed glanced at her, too busy to look at it anymore, it's bad, does she smell the sweat on my body? You must know that men's body odor is very different from women's......