Chapter 89, this Halloween is a bit hilarious

November 1, Halloween, New York, Bronx;

"Hey~!George, this vampire look of yours today is terrible!" said a chubby African-American man whose face was covered in white powder and could still faintly see the black underbelly.

"Come on, Mandalay, your two goat horns are about to fall off, and you're embarrassed to talk about me?"

Latino lifted the newspaper "devil's horn" on his forehead, "Damn, that boss lied to me again!" he said the glue sticks very strongly. ”

"Hey, have you heard, this year's Halloween event, the entire Bronx actually has 270,000 people participating, my God, the streets will be crowded with sardines, Satan should really reopen the gates of hell and pull more demons and monsters in. The African-American man muttered as he watched the crowd gather around him.

The Latino glanced at him and sneered, "Come on, Mandalay, I think you're just afraid of too many people, and you won't get tonight's bonus;

The African-American man looked at his cheap black cloak and sighed a little dejectedly, "I don't know what crazy those Chinese people are going to sponsor our Halloween event in the Bronx, and they have set up a, my God, this name is terrible! But the reward of $20,000 is still quite attractive." ”

The Latino man carefully pulled glue out of his pocket and smeared it on the "devil's horn" made of newspaper: "I'm just curious, why do these Chinese people ask to bring the start time of the event forward to dusk? This is too bad, under the sun, our makeup is not scared at all!"

The non-African-American man shrugged his shoulders, "Who knows? Perhaps, those mysterious Orientals are too timid to appear at night?"

After saying that, he burst out laughing.

............

At half past five in the afternoon, the mighty "Ten Thousand Ghosts Parade Street" activity began, and the streets of the entire Bronx were crowded with all kinds of ridiculous pumpkin heads and black mages, and passers-by next to them were giggling and pointing, and people squatting at home also watched this annual carnival through live TV.

The procession, known as "George," was so crowded on the streets that it had to run to Pelham Bay Park to march.

Looking at this 27-acre area, New York's largest park is also stuffed with more than 20 processions, but only scattered passers-by pass by, the African-American man was a little discouraged: "Mandalay, I said that we should start early, now it's okay, the streets are full of people, we can only go to the place where this bird doesn't poop to march, in vain I have been preparing all day." ”

The Latino man, known as "Mandalay," shrugged nonchalantly, "Don't you see a couple of people in the park with cameras following us? Man, behave better, we're on TV!"

When the African-American man heard this, he suddenly came to his senses, and he bared his teeth even harder at the passers-by.

After half an hour, the sun gradually sank in the west, leaving only a small piece exposed.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the park, and countless screams of fear and a strange roar came,

A procession in front of them stumbled towards George, who grabbed a pumpkin freak with his hood off, "Man, what's going on?"

"Weird...... Monster!" cried out the white man in a trembling voice, his face full of horror.

At this moment, around the corner, several men appeared rolling and crawling on the ground, and from time to time they turned around and screamed in horror;

Suddenly, a huge tongue popped out, and the last man was swept to the ground, and slowly dragged back, and the man let out a desperate cry for help, and after a terrible scream, there was no more movement;

And then...... Several "zombies" with gray skin and bite wounds on their bodies appeared, looking at the clothes on their bodies, they were clearly members of the parade participating in tonight's carnival.

Looking at these hideous-looking zombies, their movements were stiff and weird and walked towards them,

The men running in front seemed to be frightened stupid, slumped to the ground, just unconsciously holding their hands on the ground, but their bodies couldn't move the slightest.

Suddenly, a zombie fell on a man on the ground like a soft bone, and the big mouth that had lost half of the flesh bit towards his shoulder, and a bloody arrow flew out, and the man let out a terrible wail, and his eyes showed pleading eyes to the people in front of him,

The zombie bit under his armpit again, bringing up a piece of flesh, and the man's wail intensified, eventually becoming quieter and quieter......

At this time, several other zombies also pounced on the fallen man, and in the park, screams and wails continued one after another;

George's group had weak legs, and many of them felt the heat and humidity in their crotches;

"Run!" shouted for some reason, and everyone fled for their lives;

George was about to run back, but found that his legs were as weak as mud, and he couldn't move at all;

At this moment, a monster more than two meters long, with huge forelimbs and tongue, appeared in front of him, pounced lightly, and pressed him to the ground, the huge tongue licked around him, and the disgusting mucus smeared his face;

Just as he mustered up the last bit of strength to break free and escape, a sour smell came, but a zombie with a hideous face and glowing green pupils crouched beside him, its head shaking around, as if it was thinking about where to start;

"Don't~ don't kill me!" George burst into tears and snot as he begged for mercy in despair, he didn't think these monsters would understand at all, but that's what he said;

"Hey~!Man, do you want to make extra money?2 dollars!" The zombie suddenly spoke, but his head was still dangling;

"???" George was stunned.

"Alright, don't be in a daze, man, I'm asking if you want to make extra money? $2;"

"We're special guests for Halloween tonight, how about it? True, right?" came the Zombie Game's somewhat smug voice;

George finally came back to his senses a little, "Jia...... Guest?"

The zombie heard his voice get louder, and immediately said, "Shh~!, we're short of some extras, just like the men you saw just now; ”

George turned his head to look around, the men who should have been bitten to death a long time ago, and found that there was no one in sight, so he climbed up as if nothing happened, and several people rushed out from behind the trees, and at the same time changed their clothes, and tied several bags of plasma to their arms and shoulders with duct tape......

George suddenly understood what they were doing, his eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, such a fun thing, and there were enough $2 to take, how could there be anything not to agree, this could be worth a week's income for him;

There was a slight sound of the machine, and the giant monster that was stuck in him with only his limbs retreated, and he first looked at the extremely realistic prop in amazement, and then glanced at the "reporter" who had put down the camera and looked nonchalant

"They're your people too?"

The zombie beckoned and asked the staff to put props on the African-American fat man, while laughing and saying, "Such a fun thing should be attended by all the citizens of New York!"

..................

At this time, the entire Bronx district of New York has been in chaos, and countless citizens have witnessed the "exciting picture" through TV that they have never thought of in their lives;

Pelham Bay Park Massacre, Bronx Zoo Massacre, New York Botanical Garden Massacre, Wave Hill Massacre, ...... Seven consecutive on-site zombie assault cases were shown in front of him;

As a result, countless people have fled from their homes, and the phones of various police stations have long been blown up;

"Head, another resident called the police, saying that he had witnessed a monster bite his friend to death in front of him, huh...... The informant, Mandalay, was also part of the march. ”

"Don't we really have to go to the police?" the thin white man looked at his chief with some confusion;

The police chief stared at the constant picture on the TV, pulled his hair desperately, and said irritably, "Don't go to the police, this TD is a thing made by those Chinese people;"

"The most terrible thing is that this so-called has been reported and passed, and those officials in the city hall are-eaters, didn't they know in advance that this performance was so realistic?

Another white police officer frowned, "But now that there is such a great panic, and if it goes on like this, I am afraid that our gates will be smashed by angry residents!"

The police chief gritted his teeth and broke the pencil in his hand fiercely, "However, just half an hour ago, the lawyers of those Chinese people called and warned us that if we violated the agreement on the filing documents at that time and terminated this performance early, then we would face a huge fine for breach of contract!"

"And the most terrible thing is that the other party, in the name of peace, does not agree to expose those props that create panic to the public, so how can we refute the rumors then?"

"Damn, I only found out through that lawyer that these Huaxia people conditionally donated $500,000 to the city hall in order to get this performance approved, what do these Huaxia people want to do!?"

Thereupon......

The residents of New York in general, and the Bronx in particular, spent a Halloween that will never be forgotten.

Even after 10 o'clock, the city hall and the police station came out to refute the rumors, saying that it was just a realistic "show";

However, most of the citizens who witnessed the scene did not believe the so-called rumors of these people, and flocked to other New York areas for refuge, even if they slept on the streets with homeless people, they resolutely did not return to their houses;

You say it's a show, but what about the evidence? What about the props!? When we were children?

The small media that received the benefits used their strength to report the incident in great detail, what kind of zombies looked, what kind of bite methods, what smells, how many people died, and so on, as if they were the victims who were bitten.

With the promotion of a group of small media, the "zombie attack case" is getting more and more popular, in addition to the major media taking advantage of this popularity to engage in various talk shows, there are more than 70,000 posts on this topic on the Internet, there are those who firmly believe, there are opponents, there are supporters, the two factions have the arguments on the map, and they are very happy;

As a result, in just seven days, the popularity index of this incident caused by someone has skyrocketed to second place, second only to the canvassing stickers of this year's presidential campaign......

P.S. There is still in the afternoon.

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