"Hey, Mengmeng, can I speak?" these were Ling Feng's words.

Yang Meng sighed and said: "Don't say it, I know what you want to say, in fact, I want to scold the street!"

"Do you still want to scold the street?" Long Teng said angrily: "I just want to scold the street!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a laugh like a silver bell in Long Xixiang: "How good are you in makeup?

Long Teng said angrily: "The thing I regret the most now is to let you do this!

It's no wonder he's so angry, and now the four of them happen to be the four masters and apprentices of the Western Heavens: Tang Seng with clear eyebrows, Sun Wukong with a hairy face, Zhu Bajie with a big belly and Sha Seng with a beard.

Long Teng is the pig, Ling Feng is the monkey, Yang Meng is a sand monk------ there is still a person, anyway, how ugly is the dress, and the makeup artist team is not blown, now even if Hu Erxuan and Qi Kun are standing here, they can't recognize Yang Meng who they are.

And what about Long Xixiang himself? The beautiful version of Tang Seng looks unique in a tight monk's robe.

Ahem, there is a sense of déjà vu as the heroine of the role-playing film.

Yang Meng can see that in the final analysis, the makeup of a few of them is to reflect the good-looking appearance of Long Xixiang。。。。。。

Unlike Yang Meng and the others, who are not in a beautiful mood, Long Xixiang is in a good mood. almost wrote the word 'happy' on her face, she held Long Teng in one hand and Yang Meng in the other: "Go, apprentices, go with the teacher to learn the scriptures!"

Yang Meng and the others looked at each other and shook their heads with a wry smile, yes, what can you say if it's already like this?

"Mengmeng, why are you so unhappy?" asked Long Xixiang.

Yang Meng sighed and said: "Can you be happy? I still want to wear a leather jacket and a hood to make up the 'Evil Ghost Rider', you are good, make me a sand monk, I am a monk, how can I pick up a girl?"

Long Teng said: "Be content, I'm all a Zhu Bajie! You can give me the second senior brother in the whole 'Spring Splendid Zhu Bajie', and as a result, give me the 86 version of Marshal Tianpeng, who will I tell if I am wronged?"

"You complain about a fart, I think you're having fun! Your sister can toss you as much as she wants, but why is she tossing me so much?" Yang Meng said angrily.

Long Xixiang said with a pitiful face: "You are my big boss, let your poor employees feel better to help you make money, right?"

Yang Meng compared his middle finger: "Vake!"

Long Xixiang straightened his chest: "Come on!"

"Long Teng, I'm going to have a good talk with your father! There is definitely something wrong with your family's education method!" Yang Meng tilted his head and shouted.

Long Teng said: "Why do I think my sister dressed us up like this just to prevent us from picking up girls?"

Yang Meng stared at Long Xixiang with wide eyes and said bitterly: "Sure enough, it's the most poisonous woman's heart!"

The few of them walked and chatted until they arrived at Zete's house, only to see Zete standing at the door chatting with people.

Unlike Yang Meng and the others, Zete greeted the guests in a white dress with a top hat.

Yang Meng frowned and said, "Isn't it a disguised body, how can she not pretend?"

Long Teng smiled: "She wants to change her clothes and wait for the guests to come, right?

Ling Feng nodded: "What you want to ask is also what I want to ask, I have goosebumps when I look at it." ”

It was no more than ten degrees outside, and Zet was standing there in a white off-the-shoulder dress with her arms bared and a top hat on her head.

Long Xixiang said with a smile: "'Gao Tiye' beaded embroidered dress, this should be custom-made, Meng Meng, your neighbor is a particular person." ”

Yang Meng pouted and said: "What kind of 'hoof' and 'coconut' skirt is wearing this day, no matter how expensive it is, wearing this dress on this day is something that only a fool can do for me!"

Long Xixiang said: "Mengmeng, you don't have much contact with foreigners, if you get in touch with foreigners more, you will find that they do have a lot of brains, and they have to wear what clothes on any occasion." Haven't you seen any Oscars, Grammys or anything like that? When you walk the red carpet, they wear dresses even if it's snowing outside. Now the whole country is learning from them. Isn't that just finding sin?"

Long Teng said: "But then again, this white man's cold-resistant gene is really not covered, the world's three major races, to put it simply, black people live in the tropics, yellow people live in the temperate zone, and white people live in the cold zone." I remember very well that one year when I was in college in the Stars and Stripes, the temperature reached more than minus 20 degrees. OH UNDER THE HEAVY SNOW, WHEN I WENT DOWNTOWN TO GO SHOPPING, I SAW A LOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE SLEEPING ON THE STREETS, FINDING SOME CARDBOARD BOXES AND RAGS TO SPEND THE NIGHT. I'll go, I'll freeze to death if I stay in that situation all night!"

The four of them chatted and walked to the door.

Yang Meng raised his hand and greeted, "Hi, neighbor!"

Zete was stunned for a moment after hearing this, looked Yang Meng up and down and said with a smile: "Hey, neighbor, I can't even recognize you in your dress." ”

Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "I feel very unhappy, I am dressed like this, but you are standing here so beautifully." Why don't you dress up?"

Zete laughed, "You're really good at talking. Of course I'll be dressed up in a while, but now I'm going to have guests, isn't it? I was wondering if you would release my pigeons again this time. ”

"How can it be, you are so sincere. Do I dare not come again? Let me introduce you to these people。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng also wanted to introduce, but Zete interrupted him: "Of course, it's more fun to keep the cross-dressing body mysterious, if possible, I don't want to know who you are." ”

"Aren't you dressed like this to receive people here just to know who everyone is?" Yang Meng complained.

Zete winked mischievously: "It's the prerogative of the organizers, isn't it?"

"Zete, I actually want to ask you: Aren't you cold like this?" Yang Meng asked with no help from his curiosity.

Zete smiled mysteriously: "Your Dragon Kingdom is really a magical place, I have discovered the greatest invention in the world here!"

"Huh?" Yang Meng's curiosity came.

Zete opened the handbag and took out a few square plastic packaging: "That's it!"

Yang Meng was speechless for a moment after seeing things clearly: "Isn't this just a warm baby?"

"Warm baby, oh no, this should be called the gospel of beauty lovers all over the world!" Zete looked at Yang Meng excitedly, but Yang Meng looked indifferent, he has been exposed to this thing a lot, can he ride a motorcycle to deliver food without a thing in winter?

Yang Meng scratched his head and asked, "What kind of artifact is this?" It's all over the road. ”

Zete was speechless: "You are really in the blessing and don't know the blessing, such a baby should be promoted to the world! Forget it, don't talk about this, neighbor, you go in to play, drink and snack at will, there are many friends in it have arrived." You're going to play first. ”

Yang Meng and the others walked to the house, this house is almost the same as Yang Meng's house, so Yang Meng is also familiar with the road.

But he still couldn't help but complain: "I said this Zete, what we said is so good, why is the head like a missing string, take a baby as a baby?"

Long Xixiang laughed and said, "This thing is actually not unusual. ”

"Oh?" Yang Meng didn't understand what Long Xixiang meant.

Long Xixiang said: "They are frost-resistant, but they are not cold, but they are a little more patient." I told you I was studying abroad in Massachusetts, where the winters are actually similar to our country's northeast, and it's very cold. ”

"And then?" Yang Meng didn't understand what this had to do with the warm baby.

Long Xixiang explained: "I have a professor, frozen shoulder is quite serious, I saw that he was sick in class and felt that he couldn't stand it, so I gave him a few pieces of warm baby that I usually use, and then things got out of control, the old professor said that after pasting it, it was as warm as returning to his mother's return, and he was willing to pay for me to buy him more." Later, the news became bigger and bigger, so I started a baby warming business in the local area, I went to school there, and in a few years, I made almost two million dollars just from the baby warming business. ”

"Poof!" Yang Meng squirted: "Are you going to school or making money?"

Long Xixiang shook his head and said: "Business was easy to do in the early years, but it became more and more difficult to do later. The point is that there are more people doing it. Actually, I have a little secret to making money. ”

"What's the secret?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.

Long Xixiang smiled evilly: "Although this warm baby was invented by Dongying people, it has been carried forward by various rural small enterprises in our country. In the eyes of many foreigners, as long as the text they can't understand is Chinese, but I mark it on it: 'Dongying product' can be sold for a high price. Don't say I'm not patriotic or anything, in fact, in the eyes of many foreigners, our country's products are cheap and poor quality. That's what I slaughtered. ”

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I'm curious that they also buy such fakes?

Long Teng took a sip: "Master, you remember, foreigners love our country the most is fake brand! Ninety-nine out of a hundred people who bought things in our country and brought them back came for fake brand. At that time, a few of my friends came to our country to play, and when they left, they brought all kinds of fake bags, fake watches, and fake glasses! They all came prepared, and the places where they went to buy things were checked in advance! At that time, I almost fainted when I accompanied them. Master, when you were at your poorest, you wouldn't have visited such a small commodity market, but they had a lot of fun haggling with people over there------ I don't understand how they knew they could bargain! Huh, that's kind of interesting!"