Chapter 21: All-rounder?
Xu Tian's appearance did not affect any students at all, those who played mahjong still played mahjong, those who played cards still played cards, those who played games still played games, and those who watched small films still watched small films, only a few idle classmates noticed that strangers came in, glanced at them, and began to be in a daze again, not taking Xu Tian seriously at all.
Xu Tian walked to the podium, put down the textbook, and stopped for two minutes, but the classroom was still in chaos, and no one even paid attention to him; Xu Tian glanced at it casually, and walked towards the direction of playing mahjong, and the rest of the students looked at Xu Tian with puzzled faces, and whispered to the same table who is this person? Xu Tian walked behind one of the students who was playing mahjong, swept the cards played on the table, and then looked at the cards of the classmate, and saw that the classmate touched the cards and really wanted to play, Xu Tian stopped him and said, "Hit the chicken." ”
"Who the are you? Brain disease? Can you play? I've all listened to the cards now, playing chickens, dismantling the cards!" the student said scoldingly.
"If you want to fight, you can fight, do you want to win more? If you win, yours will win, and if you lose, it will be mine, this will be fine!"
"Okay, you're right! "That classmate listened, happy, this card is nothing, even if you win, the other three have two dark bars, he still has to pay for it, and now there are two goods who take the initiative to say that the loss is his, why not do it, immediately obediently play the chicken. After a circle, Xu Tian pointed to Ertiao and ordered, "This." ”
Another lap.
"This. ”
Xu Tian continued to prompt the other party how to play, after the three of these cards were played, the student's face immediately changed, before the cards in his hand at most made a Hu, but now the two cards immediately changed, just 50,000 to become a color. The student couldn't help but get nervous, and looked at the cards on the table again, his heart was like ashes, and three 50,000 cards had been played below, which meant that the opposite three plus the back cards had a 50,000, and his cards could not be changed at all, so he could only hold on. was about to open his mouth to scold Xu Tian for commanding, but at this time it was already his turn, only to see Xu Tian shoot as fast as lightning, and grabbed the cards in front of him.
Xu Tian touched the cards with his thumb, didn't even look at it, turned it over directly, and said: "Hu, all the same, how many times have you played?"
Uniform?
Several of the students who watched were completely stunned, and they didn't believe it, and when Xu Tian first started to lay out the same color, he played three 50,000 yuan below, how was he sure that he must have touched 50,000 yuan? The other three students were angry, pushed mahjong, and scolded: "Who the fuck are you? What's the matter with you?"
Xu Tian didn't pay attention to them at all, just after this side was over, he immediately moved to the next game, and came to the three people who were fighting the landlord; seeing that the situation was obvious, the landlord had been unable to walk by the two peasants, Xu Tian patted the shoulder of the classmate who slapped the landlord, and asked, "Do you want to win?"
"How do you win this card?" the classmate asked with a bitter expression.
"Give it to me, if you lose, it's mine. ”
Xu Tian said, took the cards handed over by the classmate, re-disrupted the classmate's row of cards quickly, the pair, the straight all dismantled to play a single, there are big cards to pick up the cards, so that the two families are difficult to take the cards; after a while, the cards in Xu Tian's hands are gone, the two originally proud farmers look confused, completely puzzled how to lose the cards that are obviously winning? Just trying to find Xu Tian's theory, Xu Tian has come behind the classmates who are playing the game, and said: "The qi is full, you keep it to eat! Use spells!"
"Just a fucking drop of blood, and you will die after being beaten by an ordinary person, with a hair spell. The classmate scolded angrily.
Without waiting for the classmate to finish speaking, Xu Tian had snatched the PSP game console in the other party's hand, and his fingers pressed the keyboard quickly; only five seconds later, the classmate just reacted that the game console was robbed, and was about to scold, Xu Tian returned the game console to the other party and said: "Win." ”
"Huh?"
The classmate took the game console with a look of disbelief, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "If I go, I can be killed by a single drop of fucking blood, and it's too goddamn good!"
Xu Tian didn't listen to the classmate's emotion at all, he had already walked behind the classmate who was watching the film, and snatched the other party's mobile phone; the classmate who was watching with relish was snatched away from his mobile phone, and his spiritual food disappeared, and he was about to scold; Xu Tian had already opened his browser, entered a foreign website, logged in to an account, and then handed it to the other party, and said: "With this website, there are thousands of them stored in the account! It's so ugly, you can look at it, it's really low. ”
"I'll go, I'll go. ”
The classmate took the phone with a puzzled face, glanced at it, couldn't help but scream, pointed to the phone screen, and said excitedly: "This ...... This is the most famous network in S, not only is it big, but also all of them are top beauties; brother, brother, I heard that this website is a membership system, I know very little, even if I know that it is difficult to get in, I can't buy it with money; and the download resources are according to the membership level, your member is a diamond, you can download all the resources, how did you get it? Can I use it for a few days?"
"I've got you. ”
Xu Tian generously gave the membership account to the classmate, patted the other party's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Be modest! Look at your kid's thinness, be careful to see the kidney deficiency, and when you find a girlfriend, you can't practice it in person." ”
I'll go!
Who is this man? What is he going to do?
At this time, the whole class was quiet, and the whole class was looking at Xu Tian with questions. Xu Tianjian successfully attracted the attention of the students, smiled, walked to the podium under the gaze of the students, and said, "Since everyone has put down what they are doing now and can listen to me, then I will talk about it." Hello everyone, I am your new homeroom teacher, Xu Tian, you can call me Teacher Xu, I am older than you, you can also call me Brother Xu. Of course, I am more handsome, you can also call me Xu handsome. ”
I'll it!
Is this a teacher?
For a while, the whole class was stunned, you looked at me with big eyes, I looked at you, and everyone had an expression on their faces that they didn't believe that this thing was a teacher.
Teacher!
It was a sacred and solemn identity.
Of course, even if some of them are pretending, they have to pretend to be elegant on the surface; but what about this product? Playing mahjong, fighting landlords, playing games, watching movies, they can do everything, and they are proficient in every skill, so they don't look like a teacher no matter how you look at it.
But, hey, this guy has an appetite.
"Hahaha......"
Thunderous laughter rang out in the classroom.
The best way to integrate is to "go with it", Xu Tian, who has no trace of teacher at all, is in line with the virtues of this group of stubborn bear cubs, and their first impression of Xu Tian is that they feel that this product is the same kind of person as them, and they can pee into a pot.